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2020-09-28 1:34:20 PM  
43 votes:

Lambskincoat: I didn't know Pennsylvania girls were this much fun.


From her bio:

Due to my struggles with addiction, I have spent time in our county jail and have temporarily lost my driver's license. I've seen first-hand the problems in our jail.

Oh, i think we have a winner here. Excuse me, i have a road trip to plan.
 
2020-09-28 2:16:48 PM  
30 votes:
Huh, I suddenly have a very strong urge to go vote and vote harder than I ever have before
 
2020-09-28 2:40:17 PM  
25 votes:

vudukungfu: wow, the same people that don't mind a white house press conference being used as a campaign rally seem to have a problem with a lying asshole being called out by a government employee.
I'm shocked.


wrong goddamend thread. fark it, I'm doing it live
 
2020-09-28 2:33:58 PM  
23 votes:
something, something, stuffing the ballot box....
 
2020-09-28 2:37:06 PM  
21 votes:
Does the ballot still count if the pages are stuck together?
 
2020-09-28 2:45:51 PM  
16 votes:
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The one on the left has my chad no longer hanging.
 
2020-09-28 3:15:32 PM  
9 votes:
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2020-09-28 3:10:05 PM  
9 votes:

UncleDirtNap: something, something, stuffing the ballot box....


Let's be real, for me it would be more of a straw poll
 
2020-09-28 2:36:20 PM  
8 votes:
Will they go to the poles?
 
2020-09-28 2:35:58 PM  
8 votes:
all I got were restraining orders and $3.25
 
2020-09-28 2:21:26 PM  
7 votes:

NewportBarGuy: Lambskincoat: I didn't know Pennsylvania girls were this much fun.

From her bio:

Due to my struggles with addiction, I have spent time in our county jail and have temporarily lost my driver's license. I've seen first-hand the problems in our jail.

Oh, i think we have a winner here. Excuse me, i have a road trip to plan.


Yeah, I know Bethany.  She's the real deal and I'm glad to have her as my at-large councilperson.

/right-click, save picture as desktop.
 
2020-09-28 3:25:08 PM  
6 votes:

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The one on the left has my chad no longer hanging.


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Bet she has nice melons.
 
2020-09-28 3:08:28 PM  
6 votes:

Kalyco Jack: Nekkie lawmakers...

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That all depends on the lawmaker.

AOC and Ilhan Omar are both dang hot and I would never deny them the encouragement to get nekkie as long as it didn't interfere with the kickass work they are doing already.
 
2020-09-28 2:40:51 PM  
5 votes:
Too bad they aren't in Missouri, the "Show Me State"
 
2020-09-28 2:40:49 PM  
5 votes:
I'm already in favor of more women holding elected office. I never realized this was on the table, or I would have quit voting for men altogether.
 
2020-09-28 3:12:36 PM  
4 votes:
Do I need to lick it before I stick it... in the mail box? Or are they self-adhesive, if you know what I mean, and I don't think I do...
 
2020-09-28 6:07:36 PM  
3 votes:
I'll be in my polling booth.
 
2020-09-28 3:37:40 PM  
3 votes:
Electoral college? More like Erectoral college, AMIRITE?!
 
2020-09-28 2:51:48 PM  
3 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: all I got were restraining orders and $3.25

Who gave you the quarter, Soup?


All of them.

gotta do everything around here myself.
 
2020-09-28 2:46:28 PM  
3 votes:

vudukungfu: vudukungfu: wow, the same people that don't mind a white house press conference being used as a campaign rally seem to have a problem with a lying asshole being called out by a government employee.
I'm shocked.

wrong goddamend thread. fark it, I'm doing it live


and here I was about to "Smart" you
 
2020-09-28 2:36:19 PM  
3 votes:
How do we get Gretchen Whitmer in on this?
 
2020-09-28 4:57:20 PM  
2 votes:

jim32rr: donotdoit: flondrix: Lambskincoat: I didn't know Pennsylvania girls were this much fun.

Are you kidding?
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If you canna get laid at Pennsic, you canna get laid at all.

Even better it is you have the pickings from the hot Catholic girl high schools. I married one of them. Yay!

I'm with her now, she's wearing that sexy nun outfit. Gotta run


You keep your distance from donodoit's wife.
 
2020-09-28 4:12:39 PM  
2 votes:
Now that I think about it, I have fond memories of every PA girl I've met, even the one that didn't like me.
 
2020-09-28 3:52:57 PM  
2 votes:

misanthropicsob: Where are the male officials?


They're coming, according to Ms Hallam.

/IYKWIMAITYD
 
2020-09-28 3:51:22 PM  
2 votes:

Lambskincoat: I didn't know Pennsylvania girls were this much fun.


Are you kidding?
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If you canna get laid at Pennsic, you canna get laid at all.
 
2020-09-28 3:05:43 PM  
2 votes:
Hey girls? Knock it off with the navel rings. They aren't working.
 
2020-09-28 2:39:17 PM  
2 votes:
wow, the same people that don't mind a white house press conference being used as a campaign rally seem to have a problem with a lying asshole being called out by a government employee.
I'm shocked.
 
2020-09-28 2:35:49 PM  
2 votes:
Let me guess, explaining and teaching people how to vote correctly deeply offends Fox News.
 
2020-09-28 1:25:40 PM  
2 votes:
I didn't know Pennsylvania girls were this much fun.
 
2020-09-28 4:51:41 PM  
1 vote:

donotdoit: Even better it is you have the pickings from the hot Catholic girl high schools. I married one of them. Yay!


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2020-09-28 4:13:09 PM  
1 vote:

Gleeman: NewportBarGuy: Lambskincoat: I didn't know Pennsylvania girls were this much fun.

From her bio:

Due to my struggles with addiction, I have spent time in our county jail and have temporarily lost my driver's license. I've seen first-hand the problems in our jail.

Oh, i think we have a winner here. Excuse me, i have a road trip to plan.

Remember the Hot/Crazy scale...


So, you're suggesting that going to what they might consider this extreme to make sure that peoples' votes are counted is crazy?

Don't believe in democracy? Don't believe in voting? Are you even in the US?
 
2020-09-28 4:04:02 PM  
1 vote:

JulieAzel626: Let me guess, explaining and teaching people how to vote correctly deeply offends Fox News.


Fox News is so prude, they won't even show full penetration
 
2020-09-28 3:32:06 PM  
1 vote:

Soup4Bonnie: Soup4Bonnie: all I got were restraining orders and $3.25

Who gave you the quarter, Soup?

All of them.

gotta do everything around here myself.


Well dang, you gotta give us more than 15 minutes...
 
2020-09-28 3:30:37 PM  
1 vote:

Soup4Bonnie: all I got were restraining orders and $3.25


Who gave you 25 cents?!?
 
2020-09-28 3:30:16 PM  
1 vote:
So glad to see that the signs don't cover their navels.
 
2020-09-28 3:06:52 PM  
1 vote:
This is dangerous. I don't want to see nana's ballot down by her navel.
 
2020-09-28 3:06:43 PM  
1 vote:
If you want to give Bethany Hallam a strong poll, here's where to go:

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bet​h​anypgh
 
2020-09-28 3:04:23 PM  
1 vote:
Where are the male officials?
 
2020-09-28 2:53:52 PM  
1 vote:

cwheelie: vudukungfu: vudukungfu: wow, the same people that don't mind a white house press conference being used as a campaign rally seem to have a problem with a lying asshole being called out by a government employee.
I'm shocked.

wrong goddamend thread. fark it, I'm doing it live

and here I was about to "Smart" you


meh, buy me an orange whip
 
2020-09-28 2:45:19 PM  
1 vote:

Martian_Astronomer: In before people attempt to dismiss their message via body-shaming? Maybe?

/ Good on them


Oh, way to bring that up... like doing a Streisand Effect on it.
Geez.
 
2020-09-28 2:45:14 PM  
1 vote:

rotsky: NewportBarGuy: Lambskincoat: I didn't know Pennsylvania girls were this much fun.

From her bio:

Due to my struggles with addiction, I have spent time in our county jail and have temporarily lost my driver's license. I've seen first-hand the problems in our jail.

Oh, i think we have a winner here. Excuse me, i have a road trip to plan.

Yeah, I know Bethany.  She's the real deal and I'm glad to have her as my at-large councilperson.

/right-click, save picture as desktop.


Niiiiiiiice! i like real people. People who have f*cked up already, see the error of their ways and then want to do better? Give me them over these other assholes any day of the week!

/rotsky
 
2020-09-28 2:43:42 PM  
1 vote:

vudukungfu: wow, the same people that don't mind a white house press conference being used as a campaign rally seem to have a problem with a lying asshole being called out by a government employee.
actual public servants performing an actual public service. I'm shocked.


There ya go. As with all wrong thread posts is this forsaken timeline, it really wasn't that far off at all.
 
2020-09-28 2:41:30 PM  
1 vote:
This is the first time in a very long time that I've been proud to be a Pennsylvanian.  Western PA to the rescue!   Love y'inz!
 
2020-09-28 2:37:15 PM  
1 vote:
In before people attempt to dismiss their message via body-shaming? Maybe?

/ Good on them
 
2020-09-28 2:03:49 PM  
1 vote:
Good for them, done in a good cause, ladies in charge.
 
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