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2020-09-28 1:25:40 PM  
I didn't know Pennsylvania girls were this much fun.
 
2020-09-28 1:34:20 PM  

Lambskincoat: I didn't know Pennsylvania girls were this much fun.


From her bio:

Due to my struggles with addiction, I have spent time in our county jail and have temporarily lost my driver's license. I've seen first-hand the problems in our jail.

Oh, i think we have a winner here. Excuse me, i have a road trip to plan.
 
2020-09-28 2:03:49 PM  
Good for them, done in a good cause, ladies in charge.
 
2020-09-28 2:16:48 PM  
Huh, I suddenly have a very strong urge to go vote and vote harder than I ever have before
 
2020-09-28 2:21:26 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Lambskincoat: I didn't know Pennsylvania girls were this much fun.

From her bio:

Due to my struggles with addiction, I have spent time in our county jail and have temporarily lost my driver's license. I've seen first-hand the problems in our jail.

Oh, i think we have a winner here. Excuse me, i have a road trip to plan.


Yeah, I know Bethany.  She's the real deal and I'm glad to have her as my at-large councilperson.

/right-click, save picture as desktop.
 
2020-09-28 2:33:58 PM  
something, something, stuffing the ballot box....
 
2020-09-28 2:35:49 PM  
Let me guess, explaining and teaching people how to vote correctly deeply offends Fox News.
 
2020-09-28 2:35:58 PM  
all I got were restraining orders and $3.25
 
2020-09-28 2:36:16 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Lambskincoat: I didn't know Pennsylvania girls were this much fun.

From her bio:

Due to my struggles with addiction, I have spent time in our county jail and have temporarily lost my driver's license. I've seen first-hand the problems in our jail.

Oh, i think we have a winner here. Excuse me, i have a road trip to plan.


Remember the Hot/Crazy scale...
 
2020-09-28 2:36:19 PM  
How do we get Gretchen Whitmer in on this?
 
2020-09-28 2:36:20 PM  
Will they go to the poles?
 
2020-09-28 2:36:26 PM  
Nekkie lawmakers...

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2020-09-28 2:36:42 PM  

Lambskincoat: I didn't know Pennsylvania girls were this much fun.


Damn skippy we are!

/PA native
//long time Delawarian
///3s!
 
2020-09-28 2:37:06 PM  
Does the ballot still count if the pages are stuck together?
 
2020-09-28 2:37:15 PM  
In before people attempt to dismiss their message via body-shaming? Maybe?

/ Good on them
 
2020-09-28 2:37:35 PM  

somedude210: Huh, I suddenly have a very strong urge to go vote and vote harder than I ever have before


There's a joke in there about voting hard by mail in our town being the equivalent of "hit it and forget it", but I haven't had enough beer to get the wording just right...
 
2020-09-28 2:39:17 PM  
wow, the same people that don't mind a white house press conference being used as a campaign rally seem to have a problem with a lying asshole being called out by a government employee.
I'm shocked.
 
2020-09-28 2:40:17 PM  

vudukungfu: wow, the same people that don't mind a white house press conference being used as a campaign rally seem to have a problem with a lying asshole being called out by a government employee.
I'm shocked.


wrong goddamend thread. fark it, I'm doing it live
 
2020-09-28 2:40:49 PM  
I'm already in favor of more women holding elected office. I never realized this was on the table, or I would have quit voting for men altogether.
 
2020-09-28 2:40:51 PM  
Too bad they aren't in Missouri, the "Show Me State"
 
2020-09-28 2:41:30 PM  
This is the first time in a very long time that I've been proud to be a Pennsylvanian.  Western PA to the rescue!   Love y'inz!
 
2020-09-28 2:42:32 PM  
I guess it's better than watching Rodeo Tom selling reverse loans and blurry eyed hammered Joe selling Medicare plans ..
 
2020-09-28 2:43:11 PM  
It probably says a lot about people that, despite elections being one of the most important things people can participate in and that our ancestors (especially women) had to fight hard for the right to vote, we're resorting to nudity to remind people to vote and to read the instructions when doing so.
 
2020-09-28 2:43:42 PM  

vudukungfu: wow, the same people that don't mind a white house press conference being used as a campaign rally seem to have a problem with a lying asshole being called out by a government employee.
actual public servants performing an actual public service. I'm shocked.


There ya go. As with all wrong thread posts is this forsaken timeline, it really wasn't that far off at all.
 
2020-09-28 2:45:14 PM  

rotsky: NewportBarGuy: Lambskincoat: I didn't know Pennsylvania girls were this much fun.

From her bio:

Due to my struggles with addiction, I have spent time in our county jail and have temporarily lost my driver's license. I've seen first-hand the problems in our jail.

Oh, i think we have a winner here. Excuse me, i have a road trip to plan.

Yeah, I know Bethany.  She's the real deal and I'm glad to have her as my at-large councilperson.

/right-click, save picture as desktop.


Niiiiiiiice! i like real people. People who have f*cked up already, see the error of their ways and then want to do better? Give me them over these other assholes any day of the week!

/rotsky
 
2020-09-28 2:45:19 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: In before people attempt to dismiss their message via body-shaming? Maybe?

/ Good on them


Oh, way to bring that up... like doing a Streisand Effect on it.
Geez.
 
2020-09-28 2:45:51 PM  
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The one on the left has my chad no longer hanging.
 
2020-09-28 2:46:28 PM  

vudukungfu: vudukungfu: wow, the same people that don't mind a white house press conference being used as a campaign rally seem to have a problem with a lying asshole being called out by a government employee.
I'm shocked.

wrong goddamend thread. fark it, I'm doing it live


and here I was about to "Smart" you
 
2020-09-28 2:51:48 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: all I got were restraining orders and $3.25

Who gave you the quarter, Soup?


All of them.

gotta do everything around here myself.
 
2020-09-28 2:53:52 PM  

cwheelie: vudukungfu: vudukungfu: wow, the same people that don't mind a white house press conference being used as a campaign rally seem to have a problem with a lying asshole being called out by a government employee.
I'm shocked.

wrong goddamend thread. fark it, I'm doing it live

and here I was about to "Smart" you


meh, buy me an orange whip
 
2020-09-28 3:04:23 PM  
Where are the male officials?
 
2020-09-28 3:05:43 PM  
Hey girls? Knock it off with the navel rings. They aren't working.
 
2020-09-28 3:06:28 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: In before people attempt to dismiss their message via body-shaming? Maybe?

/ Good on them


They're actually going the slut shaming route.
 
2020-09-28 3:06:43 PM  
If you want to give Bethany Hallam a strong poll, here's where to go:

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bet​h​anypgh
 
2020-09-28 3:06:52 PM  
This is dangerous. I don't want to see nana's ballot down by her navel.
 
2020-09-28 3:08:28 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Nekkie lawmakers...

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That all depends on the lawmaker.

AOC and Ilhan Omar are both dang hot and I would never deny them the encouragement to get nekkie as long as it didn't interfere with the kickass work they are doing already.
 
2020-09-28 3:09:00 PM  
I'd definitely be arrested while stuffing the ballot box iykwi... wait...
 
2020-09-28 3:10:05 PM  

UncleDirtNap: something, something, stuffing the ballot box....


Let's be real, for me it would be more of a straw poll
 
2020-09-28 3:11:30 PM  
Well, HELLO!
 
2020-09-28 3:12:36 PM  
Do I need to lick it before I stick it... in the mail box? Or are they self-adhesive, if you know what I mean, and I don't think I do...
 
2020-09-28 3:15:32 PM  
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2020-09-28 3:25:08 PM  

MattyBlast: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x459]

The one on the left has my chad no longer hanging.


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Bet she has nice melons.
 
2020-09-28 3:27:07 PM  

UncleDirtNap: something, something, stuffing the ballot box....


Profile pic checks out
 
2020-09-28 3:30:16 PM  
So glad to see that the signs don't cover their navels.
 
2020-09-28 3:30:37 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: all I got were restraining orders and $3.25


Who gave you 25 cents?!?
 
2020-09-28 3:32:06 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Soup4Bonnie: all I got were restraining orders and $3.25

Who gave you the quarter, Soup?

All of them.

gotta do everything around here myself.


Well dang, you gotta give us more than 15 minutes...
 
2020-09-28 3:37:40 PM  
Electoral college? More like Erectoral college, AMIRITE?!
 
2020-09-28 3:51:22 PM  

Lambskincoat: I didn't know Pennsylvania girls were this much fun.


Are you kidding?
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If you canna get laid at Pennsic, you canna get laid at all.
 
2020-09-28 3:52:57 PM  

misanthropicsob: Where are the male officials?


They're coming, according to Ms Hallam.

/IYKWIMAITYD
 
2020-09-28 3:57:17 PM  

misanthropicsob: Where are the male officials?


There should have been able to find at least one firefighter with a sense of civic duty...
 
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