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(The Takeout)   Jelly Belly: We're making booger flavored jelly beans. Top that. Skittles: Hold my beer   (thetakeout.com) divider line
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2020-09-28 12:51:21 PM  
Cursed!

Get out of here with those skittles, 2020 is hard enough.
 
2020-09-28 1:01:34 PM  
You either like boogers or you don't. If I ever get a hankering, I don't need Skittles' help.
 
2020-09-28 1:13:46 PM  
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2020-09-28 1:56:31 PM  
Didn't we already do the "gross candy" fad this decade?  Harry Potter-related, I think?
 
2020-09-28 2:10:22 PM  
theres a zillion nasty flavored things out there.  I think the only jelly bean flavor that doesnt exist is "shiat" or "overnight dehydrated dark urine"
 
2020-09-28 2:23:13 PM  

phedex: theres a zillion nasty flavored things out there.  I think the only jelly bean flavor that doesnt exist is "shiat" or "overnight dehydrated dark urine"


"Pig Farm"
 
2020-09-28 2:28:09 PM  
I can't really taste much of anything these days, maybe I could make money eating these as a bet.
 
2020-09-28 2:36:52 PM  
I was really hoping this headline meant that Skittlebrau was going to become a reality.
 
2020-09-28 2:54:55 PM  
A podcast I support tasted these last year and tasted them like a Russian Roulette challenge. One of them had their mom on that episode. When it came her turn, she tried one and gave me my favorite quote from their podcast "No. I think this might be people."
 
2020-09-28 3:13:59 PM  
I still refuse to eat Skittles after getting the surprise one last year...
 
2020-09-28 3:26:06 PM  
How does he know?
 
2020-09-28 3:26:26 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: phedex: theres a zillion nasty flavored things out there.  I think the only jelly bean flavor that doesnt exist is "shiat" or "overnight dehydrated dark urine"

"Pig Farm"


"Grandma"
 
2020-09-28 3:29:13 PM  
Are they worse than Chocolate Skittles? I seem to remember those being pretty awful
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2020-09-28 3:35:39 PM  

skyotter: Didn't we already do the "gross candy" fad this decade?  Harry Potter-related, I think?


I think more than a decades ago.  In the 2000's, Jelly Belly acquired the license to produce jelly beans based on the "Bernie Botts" jelly beans from Harry Potter, and so they produced jelly beans in every flavor ever mentioned in the books, including vomit, earwax, grass, and black pepper.  They later lost the license, and rebranded that line of jelly beans as "Beanboozled", which you can still buy today.

During an interview, the CEO of Jelly Belly assured the public that while they strive to use all-natural ingredients whenever possible, they draw the line at including inedible and/or harmful ingredients (e.g. vomit, grass) in their jelly beans.
 
2020-09-28 10:45:08 PM  

PKXI: I still refuse to eat Skittles after getting the surprise one last year...


I have refused to eat Skittles ever since they replaced lime with those god-awful green apple ones.
 
2020-09-28 11:54:56 PM  
I find *all* Skittles to be gross, so this won't be hard to avoid.

Pretty sick stuff, Skittles.
 
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