Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Twitter)   There it is   (twitter.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, shot  
•       •       •

6503 clicks; posted to Politics » on 28 Sep 2020 at 12:20 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



88 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2020-09-28 11:45:31 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-09-28 11:47:12 AM  
townsquare.mediaView Full Size
 
2020-09-28 11:51:05 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-09-28 11:52:38 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-09-28 11:58:11 AM  
Well, income taxes anyway.
 
2020-09-28 12:00:06 PM  

Im_Gumby: [townsquare.media image 850x566]


Thread over.
 
2020-09-28 12:02:09 PM  
So so shocked...
 
2020-09-28 12:03:29 PM  
I wonder if he wrote off the paid sex as a business expense. I wouldn't put it past him.
 
2020-09-28 12:04:53 PM  
BOOM! HEADSH-

Oh, hi mr. secret service agent. Just some funny comedy. No need to get up.
 
2020-09-28 12:06:36 PM  
So did I.
 
2020-09-28 12:07:18 PM  
That 130K check to Stormy was a loan from Michael Cohen....doubtful Donnie has repaid.
 
2020-09-28 12:11:07 PM  

Circusdog320: That 130K check to Stormy was a loan from Michael Cohen....doubtful Donnie has repaid.


Of course he didn't. Unindicted Co-Conspirator 1 funneled campaign money to him instead.
 
2020-09-28 12:11:18 PM  
Didn't this tweet get a green light yesterday? It certainly was posted enough.
 
2020-09-28 12:11:59 PM  

Circusdog320: That 130K check to Stormy was a loan from Michael Cohen....doubtful Donnie has repaid.


Definitely hasn't repaid, that was part of Cohen's case at first - it was out of the goodness of his heart, not paying her on behalf of Trump.
 
2020-09-28 12:14:55 PM  

Badmoodman: Didn't this tweet get a green light yesterday? It certainly was posted enough.


Don't care.

It can never be repeated enough.
 
2020-09-28 12:19:52 PM  
We know he paid 70K for hair styling.  What was his skin bronzer write-off?
 
2020-09-28 12:22:15 PM  
Let's dance!

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-09-28 12:23:01 PM  

Ambivalence: Well, income taxes anyway.


Current evidence indicates I'm going to allow it until we see all the receipts.
 
2020-09-28 12:23:24 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: Badmoodman: Didn't this tweet get a green light yesterday? It certainly was posted enough.

Don't care.

It can never be repeated enough.


Doesn't matter posted about sex.
 
2020-09-28 12:24:00 PM  
And it will make not one whit of difference with regard to Trump being awarded a second term and the keys to the kingdom.
 
2020-09-28 12:25:38 PM  
preview.redd.itView Full Size
 
2020-09-28 12:25:49 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Circusdog320: That 130K check to Stormy was a loan from Michael Cohen....doubtful Donnie has repaid.

Definitely hasn't repaid, that was part of Cohen's case at first - it was out of the goodness of his heart, not paying her on behalf of Trump.


He technically did repay him. We even have the check scans thank to Cohen.

Fark user imageView Full Size


I know, I'm just as surprised as you but then again this was before Cohen flipped on trump. It wouldn't have happened after.
 
2020-09-28 12:26:30 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

[iFrame https://platform.twitter.com/embed/ind​ex.html?dnt=false&embedId=twitter-widg​et-1&frame=false&hideCard=false&hideTh​read=false&id=1310351309267251205&lang​=en&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com%​2Fcomments%2F10966531%2FThere-it-is&si​teScreenName=fark&theme=light&widgetsV​ersion=219d021%3A1598982042171&width=5​50px]


Priorities, baby!!
 
2020-09-28 12:27:13 PM  
I was really expecting the link to go to him blurting out the N-word.
 
2020-09-28 12:27:26 PM  
The proof that Drew will greenlight anything posted on Twitter?
 
2020-09-28 12:28:42 PM  
Of course right wing will consider all of this a plus. All of it.
 
2020-09-28 12:29:00 PM  
Biden 100% has to use this during the debate.
 
2020-09-28 12:29:39 PM  

bloobeary: BOOM! HEADSH-

Oh, hi mr. secret service agent. Just some funny comedy. No need to get up.


Im pretty sure they are secretly hoping for that type of situation. Would you want to protect that shiatbag?
 
2020-09-28 12:30:12 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Let's dance!

[Fark user image 584x438]


You know, I just realized that is the guy who played "Og" in Time Bandits.
 
2020-09-28 12:30:16 PM  
Stormy Daniels paid more in taxes on the money she received from Trump for having sex with him than Trump has paid in taxes.
 
2020-09-28 12:31:58 PM  

Moroning: The proof that Drew will greenlight anything posted on Twitter?


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-09-28 12:32:03 PM  
Isn't one of the arguments against undocumented workers is that they don't pay federal income tax?
 
2020-09-28 12:32:08 PM  
If the right can dismiss "grab em by the pussy" as "locker room talk", then they'll just as likely think him paying more for sex than taxes is because he's such an alpha male who can't be satisfied by just one woman, and he enjoys farking the government just as much as he does whores. He's every rednecks ideal of the ultimate father figure.
 
2020-09-28 12:32:12 PM  
a 2day old tweet that has been in every trump tax thread gets its own greenlight. Yippie
 
2020-09-28 12:32:26 PM  

Snapper Carr: Stormy Daniels paid more in taxes on the money she received from Trump for having sex with him than Trump has paid in taxes.


See, it all trickles down.
 
2020-09-28 12:33:03 PM  
I've seen the First Lady's downstairs but I haven't seen Trump's tax returns
 
2020-09-28 12:33:05 PM  

Jelly Bean Raider: So so shocked...


The lyric between the whoomps is actually "Shaka-laka-shaka-laka-shaka-laka-shak​a"
 
2020-09-28 12:34:31 PM  
Dayum, but also, really? We're green lighting snappy comebacks, now?
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-09-28 12:35:29 PM  

MattytheMouse: Dayum, but also, really? We're green lighting snappy comebacks, now?
[Fark user image image 425x436]


Whoops! Wrong tweet!
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-09-28 12:36:46 PM  

Ambivalence: I wonder if he wrote off the paid sex as a business expense. I wouldn't put it past him.


Comes under the heading of Mushroom Consultants.
 
2020-09-28 12:38:03 PM  
Trump paid $70,000 to keep his weave going.
 
2020-09-28 12:39:28 PM  

Circusdog320: That 130K check to Stormy was a loan from Michael Cohen....doubtful Donnie has repaid.


He actually did repay it plus a kicker. He just did it in partial payments marked as retainers.  After Mikey started complaining.

We have those records already.
 
2020-09-28 12:40:15 PM  
Typical liberal misrepresentation.

Trump never paid for sex.

He paid to keep sex hushed up. He bought silence, not sex. Completely different.
 
2020-09-28 12:40:20 PM  

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: Dayum, but also, really? We're green lighting snappy comebacks, now?
[Fark user image image 425x436]

Whoops! Wrong Tweet!
[Fark user image 425x548]


And the audit in question is about a 73 million dollar refund he filed for and received (and probably already spent) many years ago.  I do believe there may be some tax fraud afoot.
 
2020-09-28 12:41:20 PM  
Not only that but germ phobe Trump paid for UNPROTECTED sex with hookers.

What is up with that?!
 
2020-09-28 12:41:39 PM  

lennavan: Biden 100% has to use this during the debate.


I'm still holding out some hope that Trump will bail on the debate.
 
2020-09-28 12:41:56 PM  

kindms: a 2day old tweet that has been in every trump tax thread gets its own greenlight. Yippie


and yet you're here
 
2020-09-28 12:42:36 PM  
Republicans still notably pissed that Bill didn't have to pay the girl afterwards.
 
2020-09-28 12:43:34 PM  

Ambivalence: I wonder if he wrote off the paid sex as a business expense. I wouldn't put it past him.


Considering that everything about his pathetic life is transactional in the crudest and starkest terms imaginable, I think you can safely say the answer is yes. Not sure how the deduction for Ivanka's ... um, consulting services, could be reported though.
 
2020-09-28 12:44:28 PM  

Astorix: Not only that but germ phobe Trump paid for UNPROTECTED sex with hookers.

What is up with that?!


Probably has every STD they make already. His own personal Vietnam if you will.
 
Displayed 50 of 88 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.