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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Apparently, the Chicago Police Department is still using typewriters   (chicago.suntimes.com) divider line
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2020-09-28 3:14:24 PM  
18 votes:
-One original, no copies. If you want something lost, it stays lost.
-No keylogging or timestamp.
-No way to know who typed the report.
In short, it's ideal for keeping secrets within the department.  Perhaps the only benefit in still having typewriters is that at least you know you aren't paying people to watch porn at their desks.
 
2020-09-28 3:11:17 PM  
18 votes:
Paper reports are easier to hide or get rid of than computer files that get back up off site.
 
2020-09-28 3:18:12 PM  
13 votes:
When someone said "Chicago Typewriter" I thought they meant one of these:

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2020-09-28 3:32:49 PM  
7 votes:

The Reverend Sam Hill: Don't drum magazines always jam when some joker tries to go postal with one?


They're not as reliable as stick mags, that's for sure.  Ian McCollum at forgottenweapons.com had an excellent video on why more militaries didn't adopt drum magazines after some initial experiments with them during and immediately after WWI.  The PPsh-41 was pretty much the last major example.  Unreliability was perhaps the biggest reason, followed by the fact that drum mags aren't really all that portable in something like a belt-carried ammo pouch the way box/stick mags are.
 
2020-09-28 2:38:00 PM  
7 votes:
I think I heard someplace that the reason they're still used is for creating documents that have carbon copies.  No clue if that's true or not.
 
2020-09-28 3:15:56 PM  
5 votes:
Probably still updating decades old forms and files that aren't digitized yet.
Plus lots of one-off things probably get typed, envelopes, labels, and such that would be more effort to teach someone to do on a computer than it's worth.
 
2020-09-28 3:23:44 PM  
4 votes:
So what? This woman still uses a typewriter, and I don't hear anybody complaining...

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2020-09-28 3:16:42 PM  
4 votes:

RodneyToady: I think I heard someplace that the reason they're still used is for creating documents that have carbon copies.  No clue if that's true or not.


If they wanted to do that, there are still modern dot matrix printers that works with triplicate forms and would still backup to the computer files.
 
2020-09-28 6:00:33 PM  
3 votes:
Typing was the only useful thing I learned in high school.  I think it was high school.  Early 80s.
 
2020-09-28 3:44:47 PM  
3 votes:
NotARocketScientist:

Came to say this. There's no way for a printer to do carbon copies. No idea why they can't just print multiple copies though.

A carbon is obviously recognizable as a carbon, and a known exact copy of the original.
Print multiple copies...each 'could' be different.
 
2020-09-28 4:32:10 PM  
2 votes:
Alice Denham:

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2020-09-28 3:54:31 PM  
2 votes:
But what documents still exist that use carbons?


Do you know how I know you've never been in the Circuit Court of Cook County?
 
2020-09-28 3:41:57 PM  
2 votes:

deadsanta: -One original, no copies. If you want something lost, it stays lost.
-No keylogging or timestamp.
-No way to know who typed the report.
In short, it's ideal for keeping secrets within the department.  Perhaps the only benefit in still having typewriters is that at least you know you aren't paying people to watch porn at their desks.


Most things involving force probably end up on a computer due to the sheer volume of paperwork. Typewriters are probably used for one-off and small jobs for fairly mundane reasons...mostly, because that's the way it's always been done, no one bothered to digitize it yet and the people doing it are farking old and ready to retire.

Why does Japan still use fax machines? Same reasons.
 
2020-09-28 3:25:59 PM  
2 votes:
Which model, 1921 or 1928?
 
2020-09-28 3:19:05 PM  
2 votes:

RodneyToady: I think I heard someplace that the reason they're still used is for creating documents that have carbon copies.  No clue if that's true or not.


Big part of it.  Same reason why dot matrix printers are still around.
 
2020-09-28 1:52:42 PM  
2 votes:
Chicago cops are white hipsters?
 
2020-09-28 5:22:02 PM  
1 vote:
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Makes me nostalgic for Resident Evil 4.
 
2020-09-28 4:59:14 PM  
1 vote:
Nothing else has changed in CPD since 1960, why should their paperwork?
 
2020-09-28 4:50:35 PM  
1 vote:

wildcardjack: RodneyToady: I think I heard someplace that the reason they're still used is for creating documents that have carbon copies.  No clue if that's true or not.

My car dealer has a dot matrix printer that does carbonless copies. They're available with USB options. Rare and pricey, but around.

I suspect they want certain reports to remain off the network. Like CI reports, you wan to keep details between your handler and the DA, but not seen from outside a narrow channel.


$220 at Staples. I can have one delivered by Thursday so not rare or pricey.
 
2020-09-28 4:45:12 PM  
1 vote:

TelemonianAjax: Magorn: thehobbes: You ever try to beat a confession out of a suspect with a chromebook?

Chicago cops use a phone book for that...or used to when those were still a thing...no bruises

/defended people beaten with phone books by Chicago cops

How are the bruises avoided? I dont get it.


It's big, heavy and wide so there is no  "point source" of impact to break the blood vessels.   The same if you hold it against them and then punch them.   The force of the impact it still felt but no fist shaped mark on the body
 
2020-09-28 4:38:29 PM  
1 vote:

Magorn: thehobbes: You ever try to beat a confession out of a suspect with a chromebook?

Chicago cops use a phone book for that...or used to when those were still a thing...no bruises

/defended people beaten with phone books by Chicago cops


How are the bruises avoided? I dont get it.
 
2020-09-28 4:37:14 PM  
1 vote:

Mock26: Alice Denham:

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Good God!
 
2020-09-28 4:34:19 PM  
1 vote:
 
2020-09-28 4:23:05 PM  
1 vote:
It's for the cops that never learned to use SCMODS
 
2020-09-28 4:13:14 PM  
1 vote:
I have my grandpa's portable manual typewriter somewhere.  Last time I used it was in high school when most teachers refused to accept assignments printed on printers because dot matrix print quality sucked.  Then my grandpa bought a ROM upgrade for the FX-80 and it could produce Near Letter Quality (NLQ) using multiple passes.  Slow AF but the quality was as good as the inkjets that would come later.  The teachers would usually give me an exception to their "no printouts!" rule, same as they did with the one or two kids with access to a laser printer at dad's office.
 
2020-09-28 4:01:46 PM  
1 vote:

talkertopc: Paper reports are easier to hide or get rid of than computer files that get back up off site.


Their data isn't getting backed up up off site. I'll let you in on a secret - most government agencies aren't that organized.
 
2020-09-28 3:56:26 PM  
1 vote:

midigod: The city has paid Bebon $61,275 between 2007 and February 2020 to repair that aging equipment

Wow, such scandal. That's almost $4,400 per year! Hmm. I wonder if they paid him less the past few years than they did in 2007? I guess we'll never know.


Less than $100/machine/year for on-site service including annual maintenance?  That's actually pretty darn reasonable.  Not at all what I expected.  Funny how the reporter had to pick a long period of time to make sure it looked like a big amount.  OVER $60,000!!!TO MAINTAIN 60 machines!! over a 14 year period.
 
2020-09-28 3:40:06 PM  
1 vote:
Any cop well acquainted with old time Chicago backroom violence can tell you that if you beat a perp with a typewriter it dont leave no bruises.
 
2020-09-28 3:39:05 PM  
1 vote:

MattyBlast: So what? This woman still uses a typewriter, and I don't hear anybody complaining...

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Thanks.

I suddenly have a watermark fetish.
 
2020-09-28 3:38:38 PM  
1 vote:

geekbikerskum: The Reverend Sam Hill: Don't drum magazines always jam when some joker tries to go postal with one?

They're not as reliable as stick mags, that's for sure.  Ian McCollum at forgottenweapons.com had an excellent video on why more militaries didn't adopt drum magazines after some initial experiments with them during and immediately after WWI.  The PPsh-41 was pretty much the last major example.  Unreliability was perhaps the biggest reason, followed by the fact that drum mags aren't really all that portable in something like a belt-carried ammo pouch the way box/stick mags are.


My father said he carried one in Vietnam for a while but the ammo was too heavy to carry in quantity.
 
2020-09-28 3:34:19 PM  
1 vote:

RodneyToady: I think I heard someplace that the reason they're still used is for creating documents that have carbon copies.  No clue if that's true or not.


we still have dot matrix tractor feed printers at work to accommodate the multicopy carbonless forms we use.

I am amazed that you can still buy them.
 
2020-09-28 3:30:15 PM  
1 vote:

RodneyToady: I think I heard someplace that the reason they're still used is for creating documents that have carbon copies.  No clue if that's true or not.


My car dealer has a dot matrix printer that does carbonless copies. They're available with USB options. Rare and pricey, but around.

I suspect they want certain reports to remain off the network. Like CI reports, you wan to keep details between your handler and the DA, but not seen from outside a narrow channel.
 
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