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ReluctantLondon
2020-09-28 11:54:27 AM  
50 votes:
As another Farker put it... yesterday..? - dark gods, I can no longer tell... - Biden should respond that he'd be happy to announce the results of his drug test, but they're being audited
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 11:54:29 AM  
43 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: "Vice President Biden intends to deliver his debate answers in words. If the president thinks his best case is made in urine he can have at it," said Kate Bedingfield, Biden's deputy campaign manager. "We'd expect nothing less from Donald Trump, who pissed away the chance to protect the lives of 200K Americans when he didn't make a plan to stop COVID-19."


You're saying Trump wants this to turn into ....a pissing contest?
 
Skyfrog [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 11:56:51 AM  
33 votes:
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OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-28 10:56:59 AM  
33 votes:
Donnie, stop worrying about Biden's debating skills.  Urine more serious trouble than any debate could fix
 
thealgorerhythm
2020-09-28 12:05:08 PM  
28 votes:
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I really doubt Biden dignified this stupidity with an announcement.

More like this.
 
emersonbiggins
2020-09-28 11:55:06 AM  
24 votes:

Purple_Urkle: How about a hair test.

C'mere Trump, lemmie grab you by the overcharge and start yanking.


Careful, now, that's $70,000 of top notch hairstyling you're messing with.
 
gopher321 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-28 11:25:32 AM  
24 votes:
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xmason99
2020-09-28 11:52:38 AM  
23 votes:
Trump 2020:  The pissening.
 
ox45tallboy [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 11:56:37 AM  
22 votes:
Maybe he wants to know what drugs Biden might be on because the Adderall isn't cutting it anymore, and he figures there's got to be something better and maybe Biden knows what it is.
 
UncleDirtNap [BareFark]
2020-09-28 12:03:19 PM  
21 votes:
xanadian: You're saying Trump wants this to turn into ....a pissing contest?

And judging the event...

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UNC_Samurai [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 11:58:38 AM  
21 votes:
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alto_reed_on_a_tenor_sax [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 12:26:53 PM  
20 votes:

physt: 1. Biden should refuse to shake his hand. Trump will pull him off balance and make him look bad. Never trust Trump.


Alternate answer: Biden should shake his hand long and hard, like Jason Lee delivering an epic stinkpalm in Mallrats. Then he should pull Donnie in close and whisper in his ear, "Yeah, I just took a leak before coming out, and that ain't sweat on my hands. There's ya piss test farker, enjoy it."
 
DrD'isInfotainment [OhFark]
2020-09-28 12:07:50 PM  
18 votes:
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Elfich [BareFark]
2020-09-28 11:55:25 AM  
18 votes:
I could see Biden pulling his tax returns out at the debate and casting them on the floor like a challenge gauntlet.
 
Purple_Urkle [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 11:51:51 AM  
17 votes:
How about a hair test.

C'mere Trump, lemmie grab you by the overcharge and start yanking.
 
BagofOtters [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-28 1:53:08 PM  
16 votes:
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Icarus_Rising [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 12:27:23 PM  
16 votes:

freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.


ask to see a paternity test for Barron in exchange for a urine sample.
 
Grungehamster [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 12:10:21 PM  
16 votes:
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Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-28 11:43:06 AM  
16 votes:
"Vice President Biden intends to deliver his debate answers in words. If the president thinks his best case is made in urine he can have at it," said Kate Bedingfield, Biden's deputy campaign manager. "We'd expect nothing less from Donald Trump, who pissed away the chance to protect the lives of 200K Americans when he didn't make a plan to stop COVID-19."
 
Rann Xerox [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 12:05:43 PM  
14 votes:
Hey, Donny:

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gunga galunga [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 12:20:55 PM  
13 votes:

Glitchwerks: I wonder how many times a day they have to change the diapers of this pants shiatting coward illegally sitting in the office.


It depends.
 
ReluctantLondon
2020-09-28 12:08:17 PM  
13 votes:

kling_klang_bed: freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.

If Trump stands behind him like a back alley rapist like he did Hillary, I hope Biden turns around and puts him in a Vulcan Death Grip for the rest of the debate.


Tuvok kills Neelix
Youtube oKTpBN6jKa4


/ "ReluctantLondon, why is this in your porn folder..?"
 
Ginnungagap42 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-28 11:54:43 AM  
13 votes:

freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.


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Blathering Idjut
2020-09-28 12:05:34 PM  
12 votes:
Joe Biden just announced that he will not agree to a hot dog eating contest hosted by Joey Chestnut. Gee, I wonder why?
 
west.la.lawyer [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 12:12:25 PM  
11 votes:
/show up with a scale and tape measure - weight, height, finger length.
 
IamTomJoad [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-09-28 12:11:14 PM  
11 votes:
Between demanding a drug screen and paying to watch Russian hookers urinate.....some folks might start becoming suspicious the Cadet might be a enamored with urolagnia.

I'd say water sports, but we know the cadet's bone spurs prevent him for participating in anything resembling sports
 
Skeleton Man
2020-09-28 12:00:12 PM  
11 votes:
If I was Biden I'd light up a big ole joint on the debate stage.

No reason in particular.
 
iron de havilland [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-28 2:47:11 PM  
10 votes:

UncleDirtNap: xanadian: You're saying Trump wants this to turn into ....a pissing contest?

And judging the event...

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Pincy
2020-09-28 12:57:05 PM  
10 votes:
If I was Biden I would pop a Tic-Tac in my mouth every few minutes during the debate.
 
Kalyco Jack
2020-09-28 12:21:36 PM  
10 votes:
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Excelsior
2020-09-28 12:21:12 PM  
10 votes:

Superjoe: Donnie seems really obsessed with getting some of Biden's beautiful yellow pee pee.

Why is that?


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Magnanimous_J
2020-09-28 12:07:57 PM  
10 votes:

kling_klang_bed: If Trump stands behind him like a back alley rapist like he did Hillary


When that happened in 2016, I remember thinking that if Hillary had just done an exaggerated, full body shudder and said "Ugh. Now I know how all those Miss Teen USA contestants felt," she might be president today.
 
JTtheCajun
2020-09-28 11:57:43 AM  
9 votes:

physt: Donny hungers for urine.

1. Biden should refuse to shake his hand. Trump will pull him off balance and make him look bad. Never trust Trump.

2. Biden should point out how angry and insane Trump is. Biden should point out how Trump loses his shiat at even small things and they only way Trump is keeping it together is by using drugs. Biden should point out every time Trump sniffs.

3. Biden should make fun of him non-stop. They should hire the writers from Veep to come up with 1000 insults Biden can slip in as he speaks.

4. Biden should call him a traitor to his face.


"You want my piss so bad? Here you go, biatch."
*unzip, piss in his face, hop in a Trans Am*
 
Hey Nurse! [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-28 11:57:01 AM  
9 votes:
Joe Biden did not announce anything about a piss test. Joe Biden would not dignify it by commenting on it. This is more trump bullshiat. You can tell, because he's doing his tells: many people are saying, I've read it from many sources, everyone is saying it, Etc. I really wish Biden would make a statement. Something to the effect of 'I can't give you my urine right now. My pee is being audited.'
 
UncleDirtNap [BareFark]
2020-09-28 11:52:10 AM  
9 votes:
Biden: "Hey I'll trade you my drug test for your tax returns."
 
bainsguy
2020-09-28 12:16:01 PM  
8 votes:
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Purple_Urkle [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 11:53:34 AM  
8 votes:
Everyone tell Trump, the FBI needs ALL of Trump's head hair pulled out by the roots for his drug test.
 
Joshudan [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 2:24:07 PM  
7 votes:

BagofOtters: [i.imgur.com image 850x495]


threadjack

The other night I had a dream that I was babysitting Trump, but he was just like in that image. He immediately started jumping on my new bed. I told him to stop and take off his shoes in the house. He quickly jumped under the covers and says "I won't take off my shoes, I'm embarrassed by my feet" but somehow I convince him to take off his shoes.

His feet were like little dog's paws. I touched one, fascinated, and he giggled. Then I woke up

/end threadjack
 
SumoJeb [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 1:16:40 PM  
7 votes:
Come on Joe. Do it for ALL OF US. At the start of the debate whip out your pecker and hose the orange moron down on live TV.
 
Needlessly Complicated [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 12:47:06 PM  
7 votes:
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EJ25T
2020-09-28 12:46:58 PM  
7 votes:
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Destructor [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-28 12:15:05 PM  
7 votes:

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: I know you think you are but you're really not funny despite the number of funny votes you get per comment that's not people laughing with you.


Wow, you really are one joyless person. But I get it. The cruelty is the point.
 
kling_klang_bed
2020-09-28 12:01:31 PM  
7 votes:

freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.


If Trump stands behind him like a back alley rapist like he did Hillary, I hope Biden turns around and puts him in a Vulcan Death Grip for the rest of the debate.
 
Excelsior
2020-09-28 11:51:26 AM  
7 votes:

Close2TheEdge: Because it's stupid, that's why.

Is this really what he is going to go with to explain how Biden is going to mop the floor with his $700 hair?


"some guy on drugs was able to out-debate me!" isn't really the devestating burn of Biden that he thinks it is.
 
cooldaddygroove [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-28 12:56:31 PM  
6 votes:
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Hilarity_N_Sues
2020-09-28 1:43:11 PM  
5 votes:
1. Splash some water onto your hands just before walking onto the stage
2. Walk over to Trump and give him a hearty handshake
3. Whisper "I just peed into my hands" in his ear
4. ?
5. Profit
 
WilderKWight
2020-09-28 1:13:45 PM  
5 votes:
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Grungehamster [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 12:36:49 PM  
5 votes:
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ElwoodCuse [BareFark]
2020-09-28 12:26:47 PM  
5 votes:
pissssssssssssss

but shiat it was ninety nine cents
 
The Bunyip [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 12:07:55 PM  
5 votes:

holdmybones: Biden should make ridiculous demands of Trump.


I think Biden should demand that Trump's skin color be within a specific range of oranges - like provide a Pantone sheet that must be adhered to.
 
Purple_Urkle [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 11:58:51 AM  
4 votes:

emersonbiggins: Purple_Urkle: How about a hair test.

C'mere Trump, lemmie grab you by the overcharge and start yanking.

Careful, now, that's $70,000 of top notch hairstyling you're messing with.


I'll be as careful and sensitive to Trump's hair as he is to BLM protesters.

Hand me that 3-iron would'ya?
 
freakay [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 10:50:04 AM  
4 votes:
Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.
 
almejita
2020-09-28 2:09:28 PM  
3 votes:

Hilarity_N_Sues: 1. Splash some water onto your hands just before walking onto the stage
2. Walk over to Trump and give him a hearty handshake
3. Whisper "I just peed into my hands" in his ear
4. ?
5. Profit


fark it, give him a stink palm.

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almejita
2020-09-28 2:03:48 PM  
3 votes:

Skeleton Man: If I was Biden I'd light up a big ole joint on the debate stage.

No reason in particular.


This is the reason -

Cypress Hill - I Wanna Get High (HQ)
Youtube hsojt7iEcTQ
 
Bacon of Hope and Justice [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 1:08:23 PM  
3 votes:

pueblonative: Biden's goal should be to get this fat f*ck to walk off stage like a coward.


This - and I hope there's a ramp.
 
Medic Zero
2020-09-28 12:20:47 PM  
3 votes:

ox45tallboy: Maybe he wants to know what drugs Biden might be on because the Adderall isn't cutting it anymore, and he figures there's got to be something better and maybe Biden knows what it is.


Plausible.

What a country!
 
mainstreet62
2020-09-28 12:19:53 PM  
3 votes:
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kbronsito [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 12:15:03 PM  
3 votes:
I say they do a piss for financial records exchange. NYT has them but getting them from Trump for additional confirmation is worth a cup of warm piss. I say they meet at like at an empty bridge, at nite, two armed bodyguards each, and an expert or two that will confirm the authenticity of the items for the exchange. Trench coats optional but highly recommended.
 
ImpendingCynic
2020-09-28 12:11:59 PM  
3 votes:

Purple_Urkle: Everyone tell Trump, the FBI needs ALL of Trump's head hair pulled out by the roots for his drug test.


Real hair, or surrogate ferret hair?
 
holdmybones
2020-09-28 11:59:22 AM  
3 votes:
Biden should make ridiculous demands of Trump.

Trump must not have his hair sculpted by a team of professionals prior to the debate.
 
kmfjd
2020-09-28 7:09:30 PM  
2 votes:
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billygeek [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-28 6:10:45 PM  
2 votes:
He already has piss to amuse himself


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notmyjab [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 2:55:42 PM  
2 votes:

drewsclues: All this talk of piss has reminded me; we're absolutely getting the pee tape in a few weeks, right?


If trump brings up the urine test, Biden should look him and say "You like urine, don't you?" Then at the camera: "Roll that tape from Russia" and watch the orange one turn white.  Even if he doesn't have the tape, the reaction would be fun.
 
Maud Dib
2020-09-28 1:46:37 PM  
2 votes:

WithinReason: Refusing to take a drug test counts as a fail right?


Piss off.
 
detonator [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-09-28 1:11:53 PM  
2 votes:

Skeleton Man: If I was Biden I'd light up a big ole joint on the debate stage.

No reason in particular.


"It's my sister's piss, and she's pregnant, maaaan!"
 
The Reverend Sam Hill [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-28 1:00:04 PM  
2 votes:

physt: 1. Biden should refuse to shake his hand. Trump will pull him off balance and make him look bad. Never trust Trump.


If you shake the Flim Flam Führer's hand, you better count your fingers afterward.
 
Zorba Paster's Wet Nurse
2020-09-28 12:53:13 PM  
2 votes:
Anchorman 2 "Horse Piss" Clip Official
Youtube kT3FxQRFCA4
Hpt frothy horse piss I hope
 
kling_klang_bed
2020-09-28 12:50:08 PM  
2 votes:

ReluctantLondon: kling_klang_bed: freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.

If Trump stands behind him like a back alley rapist like he did Hillary, I hope Biden turns around and puts him in a Vulcan Death Grip for the rest of the debate.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/oKTpBN6j​Ka4]

/ "ReluctantLondon, why is this in your porn folder..?"


Or..........

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SFSailor
2020-09-28 12:41:36 PM  
2 votes:

Grungehamster: [Fark user image 425x393]


Trump's whole campaign is a Bloom County storyline that is old enough that I don't want to look it up and be reminded how old it is.
 
GoBadgers
2020-09-28 12:27:59 PM  
2 votes:

mainstreet62: [Fark user image 425x239]


Greetings Vault Hunter!
 
JolobinSmokin
2020-09-28 12:21:23 PM  
2 votes:

The Bunyip: holdmybones: Biden should make ridiculous demands of Trump.

I think Biden should demand that Trump's skin color be within a specific range of oranges - like provide a Pantone sheet that must be adhered to.


I would add that his face color should match the back of his ears.
 
Superjoe [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 12:08:33 PM  
2 votes:
Donnie seems really obsessed with getting some of Biden's beautiful yellow pee pee.

Why is that?
 
Destructor [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-28 12:07:41 PM  
2 votes:

kling_klang_bed: I hope Biden turns around and puts him in a Vulcan Death Grip for the rest of the debate.


What? There's no such thing as a Vulcan Death Grip.

There is a Democratic Death Grip. But it requires one or more union members.

/ducks
 
kling_klang_bed
2020-09-28 12:04:35 PM  
2 votes:
"Sorry I forgot to take that drug test, Donny. Speaking of, why are you so afraid to give the SDNY your DNA sample?"
 
Martian_Astronomer [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 11:57:24 AM  
2 votes:
Oh man, the QAnon people are probably jizzing themselves with glee at the thought that the whole "elite Democrats are injecting themselves with the adrenochrome of tortured white children" thing has been "confirmed."

I am entirely saturated with shame and self-loathing for the fact that my mind went there, and but I'm also probably not wrong.
 
neongoats [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 11:54:54 AM  
2 votes:
He should just piss in Trump's face on live television. In fact, that's all anyone should ever do to a right winger. They aren't worth talking to as if they're people.
 
Catlenfell
2020-09-28 11:53:51 AM  
2 votes:
If there's a drug that improves your debate performance, Trump would have overdosed on it bt now.
 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 11:53:12 AM  
2 votes:

Purple_Urkle: How about a hair test.

C'mere Trump, lemmie grab you by the overcharge and start yanking.


Apparently part of his hair is shoulder length so you'd be able to get a pretty good drug history out of it.
 
Destructor [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-28 8:03:40 PM  
1 vote:

Medic Zero: That's quite the fantasy world you've woven there.


Explain it to someone with the intelligence and education level you obviously think I have. Is this all just noise.
 
Destructor [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-28 8:02:35 PM  
1 vote:

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: /Help me help you laugh.
He'sgoingallout.jpg


Every accusation an admission. Seriously: I tried; you trolled.
 
middlewaytao
2020-09-28 4:40:57 PM  
1 vote:
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HypnozombieX
2020-09-28 2:43:20 PM  
1 vote:
Oh noes, trump is a sneaky peepee goblin. He gunna get Joe's tinkle juice. Ol Joe is slower than that Barrack HUSSAIN!!! Obama so he might succeed this time instead of settling for wee-wee water from an underage russian prostitute defiling a bed Obama may or may not have slept in at some point.
 
ElwoodCuse [BareFark]
2020-09-28 2:16:48 PM  
1 vote:
Todd Starnes is loving this thread

because he likes piss, you see
 
Ishidan
2020-09-28 1:07:08 PM  
1 vote:

abbarach: ReluctantLondon: As another Farker put it... yesterday..? - dark gods, I can no longer tell... - Biden should respond that he'd be happy to announce the results of his drug test, but they're being audited

Nah, have Biden refuse to take the test.  Then, if Trump brings it up at the debate, Biden needs to whip out one of those instant result kits.  Offer to take one right then and there, in front of the whole country... as long as Trump does the same.


And don't forget the pre and post game.  He has to warm up by pounding a large glass of water one handed, then after handing the sample bottle off to the doctor, give Donny a hearty handshake.
 
Koodz
2020-09-28 1:07:00 PM  
1 vote:

Magnanimous_J: shoegaze99: Or rather, you don't fully sink to his level. Instead, you stoop down a bit, play his game of petty insults and jabs, but do it with a smile. Do it with a laugh. Do it with emotional distance. Stay aloof. Absolutely jab the fark out of him, but make clear you're doing it because you don't respect him, in the same way you'd brush off a loud teenager. Keep an emotional distance.

100% this.

Its not that different than arguing on the internet, if you think about it. If you get mad, you've lost. The only way to come off looking good is just to poke at your opponent and let him make himself look stupid.


That's one of the reasons I knew Facebook was a right wing propaganda tool when they added the angry face reaction. Every conservative sees that as "triggered." They might as well have just added a vibrating chick with glasses and a short haircut.
 
WithinReason
2020-09-28 12:40:58 PM  
1 vote:
Refusing to take a drug test counts as a fail right?
 
cooldaddygroove [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-28 12:37:15 PM  
1 vote:

accountblocked: freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.

Go low and make it brutal. DO NOT do that high road bullsit.


that's the only way to win over the cult, just like rasslin'
 
McGrits [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 12:30:21 PM  
1 vote:

Kalyco Jack: [Fark user image image 425x229]


I missed that Peewee Herman episode.
 
Hills-Sachs_Legion
2020-09-28 12:21:28 PM  
1 vote:
Even if Biden agreed to a drug test, Trump would keep moving the goal posts. "Give us the long-form drug test!"
 
CthulhuCalling
2020-09-28 12:13:08 PM  
1 vote:
Has anyone told Donnie that Joe Shapiro can't take the test for him?
 
FnkyTwn
2020-09-28 12:09:13 PM  
1 vote:

Marcus Aurelius: Kate Bedingfield


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shoegaze99 [BareFark]
2020-09-28 11:59:11 AM  
1 vote:

freakay: Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.


Yeah, as a general rule I'm all about "be the better person" and take the high road and all that. In public life, especially for leaders, it's VERY important to set the tone. More than anything else, that's the president's main job.

But that doesn't work with Donald Trump. You MUST sink to his level.

Or rather, you don't fully sink to his level. Instead, you stoop down a bit, play his game of petty insults and jabs, but do it with a smile. Do it with a laugh. Do it with emotional distance. Stay aloof. Absolutely jab the fark out of him, but make clear you're doing it because you don't respect him, in the same way you'd brush off a loud teenager. Keep an emotional distance.

He'll melt down because he's a child.

You ever get in one of those road situations where you want to give the other person the finger, but instead you smile and wave and you can practically see the steam pumping out of their ears because of how flip and dismissive that is?

It's similar to that.

Still lay out policy and facts, but yeah. Kick him around too.

A lot. Trigger a meltdown. He's under SO much pressure right now, controlling himself will be tough.
 
arrogantbastich [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 10:44:41 AM  
1 vote:
When he farks off and we get a proper accounting of how skeezy his life truly was, it's going to be hilarious for his equally degenerate offspring.
 
Mad Scientist [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-28 10:39:24 AM  
1 vote:
Donnie won't reveal his tax returns. Gee, I wonder why?
 
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