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2020-09-28 10:39:24 AM  
191 votes:
Donnie won't reveal his tax returns. Gee, I wonder why?
 
2020-09-28 10:38:18 AM  
158 votes:
Because it's stupid, that's why.

Is this really what he is going to go with to explain how Biden is going to mop the floor with his $700 hair?
 
2020-09-28 11:43:06 AM  
139 votes:
"Vice President Biden intends to deliver his debate answers in words. If the president thinks his best case is made in urine he can have at it," said Kate Bedingfield, Biden's deputy campaign manager. "We'd expect nothing less from Donald Trump, who pissed away the chance to protect the lives of 200K Americans when he didn't make a plan to stop COVID-19."
 
2020-09-28 10:50:04 AM  
129 votes:
Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.
 
2020-09-28 11:18:50 AM  
104 votes:
Donny hungers for urine.

1. Biden should refuse to shake his hand. Trump will pull him off balance and make him look bad. Never trust Trump.

2. Biden should point out how angry and insane Trump is. Biden should point out how Trump loses his shiat at even small things and they only way Trump is keeping it together is by using drugs. Biden should point out every time Trump sniffs.

3. Biden should make fun of him non-stop. They should hire the writers from Veep to come up with 1000 insults Biden can slip in as he speaks.

4. Biden should call him a traitor to his face.
 
2020-09-28 10:44:41 AM  
76 votes:
When he farks off and we get a proper accounting of how skeezy his life truly was, it's going to be hilarious for his equally degenerate offspring.
 
2020-09-28 11:51:26 AM  
57 votes:

Close2TheEdge: Because it's stupid, that's why.

Is this really what he is going to go with to explain how Biden is going to mop the floor with his $700 hair?


"some guy on drugs was able to out-debate me!" isn't really the devestating burn of Biden that he thinks it is.
 
2020-09-28 10:56:59 AM  
46 votes:
Donnie, stop worrying about Biden's debating skills.  Urine more serious trouble than any debate could fix
 
2020-09-28 11:53:51 AM  
45 votes:
If there's a drug that improves your debate performance, Trump would have overdosed on it bt now.
 
2020-09-28 11:52:47 AM  
40 votes:
I doubt Biden was even asked.  Because this stupid, and Trump is a liar.
 
2020-09-28 11:59:11 AM  
34 votes:

freakay: Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.


Yeah, as a general rule I'm all about "be the better person" and take the high road and all that. In public life, especially for leaders, it's VERY important to set the tone. More than anything else, that's the president's main job.

But that doesn't work with Donald Trump. You MUST sink to his level.

Or rather, you don't fully sink to his level. Instead, you stoop down a bit, play his game of petty insults and jabs, but do it with a smile. Do it with a laugh. Do it with emotional distance. Stay aloof. Absolutely jab the fark out of him, but make clear you're doing it because you don't respect him, in the same way you'd brush off a loud teenager. Keep an emotional distance.

He'll melt down because he's a child.

You ever get in one of those road situations where you want to give the other person the finger, but instead you smile and wave and you can practically see the steam pumping out of their ears because of how flip and dismissive that is?

It's similar to that.

Still lay out policy and facts, but yeah. Kick him around too.

A lot. Trigger a meltdown. He's under SO much pressure right now, controlling himself will be tough.
 
2020-09-28 11:52:10 AM  
32 votes:
Biden: "Hey I'll trade you my drug test for your tax returns."
 
2020-09-28 11:54:54 AM  
29 votes:
He should just piss in Trump's face on live television. In fact, that's all anyone should ever do to a right winger. They aren't worth talking to as if they're people.
 
2020-09-28 11:57:01 AM  
27 votes:
Joe Biden did not announce anything about a piss test. Joe Biden would not dignify it by commenting on it. This is more trump bullshiat. You can tell, because he's doing his tells: many people are saying, I've read it from many sources, everyone is saying it, Etc. I really wish Biden would make a statement. Something to the effect of 'I can't give you my urine right now. My pee is being audited.'
 
2020-09-28 11:53:12 AM  
27 votes:

Purple_Urkle: How about a hair test.

C'mere Trump, lemmie grab you by the overcharge and start yanking.


Apparently part of his hair is shoulder length so you'd be able to get a pretty good drug history out of it.
 
2020-09-28 12:07:57 PM  
24 votes:

kling_klang_bed: If Trump stands behind him like a back alley rapist like he did Hillary


When that happened in 2016, I remember thinking that if Hillary had just done an exaggerated, full body shudder and said "Ugh. Now I know how all those Miss Teen USA contestants felt," she might be president today.
 
2020-09-28 11:54:56 AM  
24 votes:
Why is he into pee so much?

I'm not trying to kink shame, but damn. That's just straight up weird when you're asking your political opponents for pee.
 
MFK
2020-09-28 12:00:18 PM  
23 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: "Vice President Biden intends to deliver his debate answers in words. If the president thinks his best case is made in urine he can have at it," said Kate Bedingfield, Biden's deputy campaign manager. "We'd expect nothing less from Donald Trump, who pissed away the chance to protect the lives of 200K Americans when he didn't make a plan to stop COVID-19."


this is the most amazing thing I have seen this entire campaign.

A+
 
2020-09-28 11:57:24 AM  
22 votes:
Oh man, the QAnon people are probably jizzing themselves with glee at the thought that the whole "elite Democrats are injecting themselves with the adrenochrome of tortured white children" thing has been "confirmed."

I am entirely saturated with shame and self-loathing for the fact that my mind went there, and but I'm also probably not wrong.
 
2020-09-28 12:23:55 PM  
21 votes:
Because look how well "All Elizabeth Warren has to do is get a DNA test" worked out for her.

Not because she 'failed', but because she let him goad her into stupid stuff on a double-dog-dare-you
 
2020-09-28 11:56:51 AM  
21 votes:
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2020-09-28 11:53:58 AM  
21 votes:

DarnoKonrad: I doubt Biden was even asked.  Because this stupid, and Trump is a liar.


I saw an interview where someone brought up that "accusation" and he just laughed.

That's about the right response to that.
 
2020-09-28 12:36:49 PM  
19 votes:
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2020-09-28 11:54:48 AM  
19 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Joe Biden just announced that he will not agree to a Drug Test. Gee, I wonder why?


You first, Donnie.
 
2020-09-28 11:54:21 AM  
19 votes:
I wonder how many times a day they have to change the diapers of this pants shiatting coward illegally sitting in the office.
 
2020-09-28 12:00:39 PM  
18 votes:
Joe Biden won't piss on command even though I forcefully demanded he debase himself by doing so!   He's so owned by my facts and logic!

Right wingers are perverts cmv
 
2020-09-28 12:00:00 PM  
18 votes:

freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.


That's essentially what he did with Palin and Ryan.

Biden was never my first choice for candidate, but I have been looking forward to his debate performance. He's really good at making these egotistical know-nothings look like the fools they are.
 
2020-09-28 12:21:28 PM  
16 votes:
Even if Biden agreed to a drug test, Trump would keep moving the goal posts. "Give us the long-form drug test!"
 
2020-09-28 12:03:31 PM  
16 votes:
So Trump is afraid he might lose to someone on drugs? Says more about Trump than it does Biden.
 
2020-09-28 11:58:20 AM  
16 votes:

freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.


Biden had a quote a few weeks ago that said "Trump is a bully and I have dealt with bullies before" or something along those lines.

It made me very optimistic about the debates.
 
2020-09-28 12:04:35 PM  
15 votes:
"Sorry I forgot to take that drug test, Donny. Speaking of, why are you so afraid to give the SDNY your DNA sample?"
 
2020-09-28 1:08:41 PM  
14 votes:
Again, if Joe Biden really had dementia as Trumpers claim, and if there was a drug he could be given that made him lucid, even very temporarily, that would be huge news for millions of people and their families suffering from dementia.

If you believe this drug exists and Biden is using it, you're a moron.
 
2020-09-28 11:55:42 AM  
14 votes:
Do I sniff some projection?

And on a different front, this is the Birther play all over again.
 
2020-09-28 12:05:08 PM  
13 votes:
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I really doubt Biden dignified this stupidity with an announcement.

More like this.
 
2020-09-28 12:51:00 PM  
11 votes:
Biden's goal should be to get this fat f*ck to walk off stage like a coward.
 
2020-09-28 12:21:35 PM  
11 votes:
He's been harping about a pee test ever since Uday and his blow up doll went on national TV and gave their convention speeches completely dusted in Colombian Bam Bam.
 
2020-09-28 12:21:12 PM  
11 votes:

Superjoe: Donnie seems really obsessed with getting some of Biden's beautiful yellow pee pee.

Why is that?


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2020-09-28 12:08:22 PM  
11 votes:

Destructor: kling_klang_bed: I hope Biden turns around and puts him in a Vulcan Death Grip for the rest of the debate.

What? There's no such thing as a Vulcan Death Grip.

There is a Democratic Death Grip. But it requires one or more union members.

/ducks


I know you think you are but you're really not funny despite the number of funny votes you get per comment that's not people laughing with you.
 
2020-09-28 11:57:43 AM  
11 votes:

physt: Donny hungers for urine.

1. Biden should refuse to shake his hand. Trump will pull him off balance and make him look bad. Never trust Trump.

2. Biden should point out how angry and insane Trump is. Biden should point out how Trump loses his shiat at even small things and they only way Trump is keeping it together is by using drugs. Biden should point out every time Trump sniffs.

3. Biden should make fun of him non-stop. They should hire the writers from Veep to come up with 1000 insults Biden can slip in as he speaks.

4. Biden should call him a traitor to his face.


"You want my piss so bad? Here you go, biatch."
*unzip, piss in his face, hop in a Trans Am*
 
2020-09-28 1:14:00 PM  
10 votes:

Excelsior: Close2TheEdge: Because it's stupid, that's why.

Is this really what he is going to go with to explain how Biden is going to mop the floor with his $700 hair?

"some guy on drugs was able to out-debate me!" isn't really the devestating burn of Biden that he thinks it is.


"Some sleepy old guy with dementia who was high on drugs was able to out-debate me" is not much better.
 
2020-09-28 11:59:22 AM  
10 votes:
Biden should make ridiculous demands of Trump.

Trump must not have his hair sculpted by a team of professionals prior to the debate.
 
2020-09-28 11:51:51 AM  
10 votes:
How about a hair test.

C'mere Trump, lemmie grab you by the overcharge and start yanking.
 
2020-09-28 1:24:01 PM  
9 votes:
I have 2 questions for Trump
What drugs make you smarter?  And why aren't you hooked up to an IV at all times getting the maximum dose?
 
2020-09-28 1:09:02 PM  
9 votes:

Hills-Sachs_Legion: Even if Biden agreed to a drug test, Trump would keep moving the goal posts. "Give us the long-form drug test!"


This.  It's an absolute no-win.  He could do it, and send it off to a private lab, but Trump would just claim it was rigged, or that the test he took specifically excluded whatever drug Trump wants to accuse Biden of.  The only way Trump will be satisfied is if Biden gives a urine sample to Trump's campaign team, who will then either lie about the results, or analyze it for far more than illicit drugs and make all kinds of innuendos about Biden's health.

Imagine:  "He's got prostate problems!  Weak and unmanly!  And we found evidence of recent use of antibiotics!  What is he hiding??!  Is his own immune system so weak that he is now completely reliant on perpetual use of antibiotics to prevent bread mold from growing out of his ears?!?"
 
2020-09-28 12:16:01 PM  
9 votes:
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2020-09-28 12:05:34 PM  
9 votes:

ReluctantLondon: As another Farker put it... yesterday..? - dark gods, I can no longer tell... - Biden should respond that he'd be happy to announce the results of his drug test, but they're being audited


Nah, have Biden refuse to take the test.  Then, if Trump brings it up at the debate, Biden needs to whip out one of those instant result kits.  Offer to take one right then and there, in front of the whole country... as long as Trump does the same.
 
2020-09-28 12:01:31 PM  
9 votes:

freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.


If Trump stands behind him like a back alley rapist like he did Hillary, I hope Biden turns around and puts him in a Vulcan Death Grip for the rest of the debate.
 
2020-09-28 11:58:51 AM  
9 votes:

emersonbiggins: Purple_Urkle: How about a hair test.

C'mere Trump, lemmie grab you by the overcharge and start yanking.

Careful, now, that's $70,000 of top notch hairstyling you're messing with.


I'll be as careful and sensitive to Trump's hair as he is to BLM protesters.

Hand me that 3-iron would'ya?
 
2020-09-28 1:13:45 PM  
8 votes:
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2020-09-28 12:33:57 PM  
8 votes:

physt: 1. Biden should refuse to shake his hand. Trump will pull him off balance and make him look bad. Never trust Trump.


An offer to shake hands during a pandemic is an optics trap: do not fall for it, it would be memed in a heartbeat


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/he should feel free to refuse to bump elbows
//bonus points for an audible 'ewwww'
///not like it is a sigh
 
2020-09-28 12:10:21 PM  
8 votes:
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2020-09-28 12:02:54 PM  
8 votes:

shoegaze99: Or rather, you don't fully sink to his level. Instead, you stoop down a bit, play his game of petty insults and jabs, but do it with a smile. Do it with a laugh. Do it with emotional distance. Stay aloof. Absolutely jab the fark out of him, but make clear you're doing it because you don't respect him, in the same way you'd brush off a loud teenager. Keep an emotional distance.


100% this.

Its not that different than arguing on the internet, if you think about it. If you get mad, you've lost. The only way to come off looking good is just to poke at your opponent and let him make himself look stupid.
 
2020-09-28 11:54:43 AM  
8 votes:

freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.


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2020-09-28 12:41:56 PM  
6 votes:
Because you do not dictate the rules of the debate, Adderall-boy?
 
2020-09-28 12:38:50 PM  
6 votes:
Even if it were acceptable to have a piss test, I wouldn't trust it. The Russians are pretty well-known for swapping out piss.
 
2020-09-28 12:27:48 PM  
6 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Joe Biden just announced that he will not agree to a Drug Test. Gee, I wonder why?


The amount of coke in your system will get the testing equipment high.

You are weak, broke and a farking traitor. Do what Parscale couldn't do and pull the trigger.
 
2020-09-28 12:04:51 PM  
6 votes:

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Joe Biden just announced that he will not agree to a Drug Test. Gee, I wonder why?


You first, Donnie.


This this this this
 
2020-09-28 11:56:37 AM  
6 votes:
Maybe he wants to know what drugs Biden might be on because the Adderall isn't cutting it anymore, and he figures there's got to be something better and maybe Biden knows what it is.
 
2020-09-28 4:46:53 PM  
5 votes:

Destructor: Medic Zero: That's pretty rich coming from a nazi apologist.

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: I get it you think you're funny

I did not see this coming.

Okay, you two. Are you familiar with Star Trek The Old Series? Because if you're not, I can see how you don't know anything about the Vulcan Death Grip (there is no such thing as was mentioned in "The Enterprise Incident" as a gag). Then it makes a little more sense that the joke failed to land at all. Or you do know what it is, and/or are so sensitive about Union workers, you got triggered.

Anyway, sorry to "ruin" your day. Please, return to the highbrow pee jokes.


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2020-09-28 3:02:53 PM  
5 votes:
Trump will just welch out of his end of the deal, just like he did with Warren and the $1M he promised to charity if she did a genetics test.

The only solution to vindictive bullies like Trump is demand they do their end first, or shut up because they can't pay the bills their mouth is charging.
 
2020-09-28 12:52:47 PM  
5 votes:
Drug test is useless before hand. If Trump was genuine he would call for a rest following the debate. Trump probably gonna ride a rail before going out.
 
2020-09-28 12:41:36 PM  
5 votes:

Grungehamster: [Fark user image 425x393]


Trump's whole campaign is a Bloom County storyline that is old enough that I don't want to look it up and be reminded how old it is.
 
2020-09-28 12:28:23 PM  
5 votes:

freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.


Go low and make it brutal. DO NOT do that high road bullsit.
 
2020-09-28 12:26:53 PM  
5 votes:

physt: 1. Biden should refuse to shake his hand. Trump will pull him off balance and make him look bad. Never trust Trump.


Alternate answer: Biden should shake his hand long and hard, like Jason Lee delivering an epic stinkpalm in Mallrats. Then he should pull Donnie in close and whisper in his ear, "Yeah, I just took a leak before coming out, and that ain't sweat on my hands. There's ya piss test farker, enjoy it."
 
2020-09-28 12:07:55 PM  
5 votes:

holdmybones: Biden should make ridiculous demands of Trump.


I think Biden should demand that Trump's skin color be within a specific range of oranges - like provide a Pantone sheet that must be adhered to.
 
2020-09-28 11:54:27 AM  
5 votes:
As another Farker put it... yesterday..? - dark gods, I can no longer tell... - Biden should respond that he'd be happy to announce the results of his drug test, but they're being audited
 
2020-09-28 3:56:03 PM  
4 votes:

Gestalt: Trump will just welch out of his end of the deal, just like he did with Warren and the $1M he promised to charity if she did a genetics test.

The only solution to vindictive bullies like Trump is demand they do their end first, or shut up because they can't pay the bills their mouth is charging.


Yeah, you just don't indulge them. Just like so many alt-right trolls online, they're not engaging in good faith. It's solely to get you to dance.

The only way to win is to not dance.

I liked Warren, still do. She was my preferred candidate. But dignifying the bullshiat by having that test done was a mistake. She had already acknowledged the "controversy." That was enough. No reason to dance their dance.

I used to enjoy debating online. Still do, to some extent, but I have a low tolerance for that nonsense anymore. Once I get a whiff that that's the game someone is playing, I'm out. They're only trying to wind people up and string them along. I don't have the energy for that nonsense.

The ONLY answer to Trump pushing Biden to get a drug test is to mock it and him.
 
2020-09-28 1:41:11 PM  
4 votes:
In trump speak he is saying he plans on being as full of designer coke as he can take before his heart bursts.

One way for Biden to play it would be to have doctors come on stage and take both their blood samples before the show starts.

The fun way would be for Biden to just bring a bottle of urine with him onstage and say "here Don we all know how you like the stuff."  For a bonus I'd suggest taking hair samples.
 
2020-09-28 1:40:32 PM  
4 votes:
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2020-09-28 1:38:10 PM  
4 votes:
Every accusation....
 
2020-09-28 1:21:25 PM  
4 votes:

Laptopia: Hills-Sachs_Legion: Even if Biden agreed to a drug test, Trump would keep moving the goal posts. "Give us the long-form drug test!"

This.  It's an absolute no-win.  He could do it, and send it off to a private lab, but Trump would just claim it was rigged, or that the test he took specifically excluded whatever drug Trump wants to accuse Biden of.  The only way Trump will be satisfied is if Biden gives a urine sample to Trump's campaign team, who will then either lie about the results, or analyze it for far more than illicit drugs and make all kinds of innuendos about Biden's health.

Imagine:  "He's got prostate problems!  Weak and unmanly!  And we found evidence of recent use of antibiotics!  What is he hiding??!  Is his own immune system so weak that he is now completely reliant on perpetual use of antibiotics to prevent bread mold from growing out of his ears?!?"


Lawyers:  The agreement was a drug test and nothing else.  Testing for things other than drugs and blaring the results to the world is the biggest HIPAA violation I have ever seen.

Trump team:  Yeah so?
 
2020-09-28 1:04:54 PM  
4 votes:

nijika: Joe Biden won't piss on command even though I forcefully demanded he debase himself by doing so!   He's so owned by my facts and logic!

Right wingers are perverts cmv


Know who DOES have to piss on command?  Truck drivers.  Yet another thing Donnie has pretended to be without actually doing the useful part or bearing the responsibilities.
 
2020-09-28 12:33:36 PM  
4 votes:

Flincher: Do what Parscale couldn't do and pull the trigger.


Oh that's funny... like Trump has ever held a loaded firearm in his life.

Leaked video from one trip to a range, and he would have lost a good chunk of his base.
 
2020-09-28 12:13:08 PM  
4 votes:
Has anyone told Donnie that Joe Shapiro can't take the test for him?
 
2020-09-28 12:12:26 PM  
4 votes:

thealgorerhythm: [lettersofnote.com image 400x437]

I really doubt Biden dignified this stupidity with an announcement.

More like this.


I love that letter. As to this stupid tweet Biden just need to keep on keeping on. There have been almost one million votes returned already. This election is baked no more me I know is even watching the debate as their votes are cast.
 
2020-09-28 12:08:37 PM  
4 votes:
WHY WON'T TRUMP HAVE A SPIN-OFF WITH ME TO PROVE HE CAN SPIN 100 TIMES ON AN OFFICE CHAIR AS FAST AS ME!!!
 
2020-09-28 11:25:32 AM  
4 votes:
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2020-09-28 4:20:35 PM  
3 votes:

shoegaze99: Gestalt: Trump will just welch out of his end of the deal, just like he did with Warren and the $1M he promised to charity if she did a genetics test.

The only solution to vindictive bullies like Trump is demand they do their end first, or shut up because they can't pay the bills their mouth is charging.

Yeah, you just don't indulge them. Just like so many alt-right trolls online, they're not engaging in good faith. It's solely to get you to dance.

The only way to win is to not dance.

I liked Warren, still do. She was my preferred candidate. But dignifying the bullshiat by having that test done was a mistake. She had already acknowledged the "controversy." That was enough. No reason to dance their dance.

I used to enjoy debating online. Still do, to some extent, but I have a low tolerance for that nonsense anymore. Once I get a whiff that that's the game someone is playing, I'm out. They're only trying to wind people up and string them along. I don't have the energy for that nonsense.

The ONLY answer to Trump pushing Biden to get a drug test is to mock it and him.


Yup so much this. The Biden team seems to have recognized this very early on in their campaign. Don't engage with trumps nonsense. The people supporting trump didn't arrive at that conclusion logically so no amount of trying to respond to their "questions and concerns" is going to talk them out of their beliefs. There is no reason to try to chase after Trump's fish gallop, the goalposts will be moved every time and he will have invented 10 more bs challenges by the time you've debunked the first one.
 
2020-09-28 3:42:48 PM  
3 votes:
Every accusation is a confession.

There are plenty of stimulants which do not show up on a standard 12-panel piss test:

4-Fluoromethylphenidate
3-Fluorophenmetrazine
Ethylphenidate
2-Fluoromethamphetamine
2-Fluoroamphetamine
Alpha-Pyrrolidinopentiophenone
Alpha-Pyrrolidinohexiophenone
3-Methylmethcathinone
Mephedrone
Isopropylphenidate
3-Fluoroethamphetamine

Just to name few.  Russia is a major supplier and consumer of many of these.
 
2020-09-28 3:15:41 PM  
3 votes:

Hills-Sachs_Legion: Even if Biden agreed to a drug test, Trump would keep moving the goal posts. "Give us the long-form drug test!"


No, Trump would substitute someone's clean piss for his own and then insist that Joe's test came back positive for all kinds of things.

Which is way Joe shouldn't give him any piss.
 
2020-09-28 12:57:06 PM  
3 votes:
I'll take Biden high over the Flim Flam Führer sober any day.
 
2020-09-28 12:19:53 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-09-28 12:11:14 PM  
3 votes:
Between demanding a drug screen and paying to watch Russian hookers urinate.....some folks might start becoming suspicious the Cadet might be a enamored with urolagnia.

I'd say water sports, but we know the cadet's bone spurs prevent him for participating in anything resembling sports
 
2020-09-28 12:09:13 PM  
3 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Kate Bedingfield


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What a Kate Bedingfield might look like?
 
2020-09-28 7:48:15 PM  
2 votes:

Destructor: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: ....
Anyway, sorry to "ruin" your day. Please, return to the highbrow pee jokes.

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Huh.

You didn't return to your highbrow pee jokes even after I actually said I was sorry I ruined your day. Interesting.

Instead, you think I care about your hatred of comedy. Well, I do; its pure curiosity. Because that joke was actually deliberately designed to have broad appeal. So again, I'll ask you one more time (and we're both likely pushing the envelope with the mods). Are you familiar with the Vulcan Death Grip? It's use on ST:TOS, and the fact that we discover in Act 3 that it was totally made up (but the Romulans didn't know that!). The Fark audience skews old, so if that's not the case here, that's cool. I just would like to know. Or was it the mention of unionists?

/Help me help you laugh.


Destructor: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: ....
Anyway, sorry to "ruin" your day. Please, return to the highbrow pee jokes.

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Huh.

You didn't return to your highbrow pee jokes even after I actually said I was sorry I ruined your day. Interesting.

Instead, you think I care about your hatred of comedy. Well, I do; its pure curiosity. Because that joke was actually deliberately designed to have broad appeal. So again, I'll ask you one more time (and we're both likely pushing the envelope with the mods). Are you familiar with the Vulcan Death Grip? It's use on ST:TOS, and the fact that we discover in Act 3 that it was totally made up (but the Romulans didn't know that!). The Fark audience skews old, so if that's not the case here, that's cool. I just would like to know. Or was it the mention of unionists?

/Help me help you laugh.


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2020-09-28 1:46:37 PM  
2 votes:

WithinReason: Refusing to take a drug test counts as a fail right?


Piss off.
 
2020-09-28 1:12:46 PM  
2 votes:
All this talk of piss has reminded me; we're absolutely getting the pee tape in a few weeks, right?
 
2020-09-28 12:20:55 PM  
2 votes:

Glitchwerks: I wonder how many times a day they have to change the diapers of this pants shiatting coward illegally sitting in the office.


It depends.
 
2020-09-28 12:07:50 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-09-28 12:00:12 PM  
2 votes:
If I was Biden I'd light up a big ole joint on the debate stage.

No reason in particular.
 
2020-09-28 11:55:25 AM  
2 votes:
I could see Biden pulling his tax returns out at the debate and casting them on the floor like a challenge gauntlet.
 
2020-09-28 4:16:33 PM  
1 vote:

FnkyTwn: Kate Bedingfield


Her figure is so perfect, I imagine she lends it to the world's top scientists so they can calibrate their instruments with it.
 
2020-09-28 3:27:17 PM  
1 vote:

Medic Zero: That's pretty rich coming from a nazi apologist.


JustToLetYouKnowFriend: I get it you think you're funny


I did not see this coming.

Okay, you two. Are you familiar with Star Trek The Old Series? Because if you're not, I can see how you don't know anything about the Vulcan Death Grip (there is no such thing as was mentioned in "The Enterprise Incident" as a gag). Then it makes a little more sense that the joke failed to land at all. Or you do know what it is, and/or are so sensitive about Union workers, you got triggered.

Anyway, sorry to "ruin" your day. Please, return to the highbrow pee jokes.
 
2020-09-28 3:24:05 PM  
1 vote:

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Gimme those tax returns.
 
2020-09-28 3:13:22 PM  
1 vote:

Destructor: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: I know you think you are but you're really not funny despite the number of funny votes you get per comment that's not people laughing with you.

Wow, you really are one joyless person. But I get it. The cruelty is the point.


That's pretty rich coming from a nazi apologist.
 
2020-09-28 2:57:51 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe he's setting up an excuse for why he's going to get destroyed on Tuesday.
 
2020-09-28 2:48:44 PM  
1 vote:

Destructor: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: I know you think you are but you're really not funny despite the number of funny votes you get per comment that's not people laughing with you.

Wow, you really are one joyless person. But I get it. The cruelty is the point.


I get it you think you're funny but you're not it's just more cargo conservatism, or rather cargo cult comedy you see the things that are funny you see people's reactions to them and you ape at doing them, but because you lack the fundamental understanding of why things are funny it just never lands for you.
 
2020-09-28 1:53:08 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-09-28 1:38:58 PM  
1 vote:
Because it's a brain addled, specious notion??
 
2020-09-28 1:16:40 PM  
1 vote:
Come on Joe. Do it for ALL OF US. At the start of the debate whip out your pecker and hose the orange moron down on live TV.
 
2020-09-28 1:08:23 PM  
1 vote:

pueblonative: Biden's goal should be to get this fat f*ck to walk off stage like a coward.


This - and I hope there's a ramp.
 
2020-09-28 12:51:28 PM  
1 vote:

mathamagical: blondambition: Tr0mBoNe: Purple_Urkle: How about a hair test.

C'mere Trump, lemmie grab you by the overcharge and start yanking.

Apparently part of his hair is shoulder length so you'd be able to get a pretty good drug history out of it.

Does bleached and dyed hair show accurate results?

No, I don't believe so. i may or may not have had a friend that bleached their hair very aggressively and thoroughly for a hair based test.

/Not me personally, I don't partake and I'm not in a tested position. Last time I had to take one was way back when I was an intern but that was the standard pee in a cup procedure.


Fyi:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/922856​7/

The majority of the mean differences were in the range of 40%-60% (cocaine, benzoylecgonine, codeine, 6-acetylmorphine and THC-COOH). For morphine the mean difference was higher than 60%, and two cases (THC and nicotine) differed by approx. 30%. These differences depended not only on the type of cosmetic treatment, as bleaching produced higher decreases than dyeing, but also on the degree of hair damage i.e. the more damaged the hair, the larger the differences in the concentration levels of drugs.
 
2020-09-28 12:40:58 PM  
1 vote:
Refusing to take a drug test counts as a fail right?
 
2020-09-28 12:37:15 PM  
1 vote:

accountblocked: freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.

Go low and make it brutal. DO NOT do that high road bullsit.


that's the only way to win over the cult, just like rasslin'
 
2020-09-28 12:29:02 PM  
1 vote:

Ginnungagap42: freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.

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That's from Monster Squad, isn't it?
 
2020-09-28 12:27:23 PM  
1 vote:

freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.


ask to see a paternity test for Barron in exchange for a urine sample.
 
2020-09-28 12:26:47 PM  
1 vote:
pissssssssssssss

but shiat it was ninety nine cents
 
2020-09-28 12:21:23 PM  
1 vote:

The Bunyip: holdmybones: Biden should make ridiculous demands of Trump.

I think Biden should demand that Trump's skin color be within a specific range of oranges - like provide a Pantone sheet that must be adhered to.


I would add that his face color should match the back of his ears.
 
2020-09-28 12:15:47 PM  
1 vote:

ImpendingCynic: Purple_Urkle: Everyone tell Trump, the FBI needs ALL of Trump's head hair pulled out by the roots for his drug test.

Real hair, or surrogate ferret hair?


That's why I figure Quantico needs ALL of the head hair.
 
2020-09-28 12:15:05 PM  
1 vote:

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: I know you think you are but you're really not funny despite the number of funny votes you get per comment that's not people laughing with you.


Wow, you really are one joyless person. But I get it. The cruelty is the point.
 
2020-09-28 12:12:25 PM  
1 vote:
/show up with a scale and tape measure - weight, height, finger length.
 
2020-09-28 12:12:15 PM  
1 vote:

Tr0mBoNe: Purple_Urkle: How about a hair test.

C'mere Trump, lemmie grab you by the overcharge and start yanking.

Apparently part of his hair is shoulder length so you'd be able to get a pretty good drug history out of it.


Does bleached and dyed hair show accurate results?
 
2020-09-28 12:11:59 PM  
1 vote:

Purple_Urkle: Everyone tell Trump, the FBI needs ALL of Trump's head hair pulled out by the roots for his drug test.


Real hair, or surrogate ferret hair?
 
2020-09-28 12:05:43 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, Donny:

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2020-09-28 12:00:05 PM  
1 vote:

Mrtraveler01: DarnoKonrad: I doubt Biden was even asked.  Because this stupid, and Trump is a liar.

I saw an interview where someone brought up that "accusation" and he just laughed.

That's about the right response to that.


I found that interview. It's pretty good overall.

https://www.wfla.com/election/one-on-​o​ne-joe-biden-talks-protests-coronaviru​s-pandemic-and-debates-in-exclusive-in​terview-with-wfla/
 
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