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2020-09-28 3:32:19 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Apparently part of his hair is shoulder length so you'd be able to get a pretty good drug history out of it.


I wonder if polyester would give you weird results on a drug test, the way some industrial chemicals can test positive as steroids or estrogens.
 
2020-09-28 3:42:48 PM  
Every accusation is a confession.

There are plenty of stimulants which do not show up on a standard 12-panel piss test:

4-Fluoromethylphenidate
3-Fluorophenmetrazine
Ethylphenidate
2-Fluoromethamphetamine
2-Fluoroamphetamine
Alpha-Pyrrolidinopentiophenone
Alpha-Pyrrolidinohexiophenone
3-Methylmethcathinone
Mephedrone
Isopropylphenidate
3-Fluoroethamphetamine

Just to name few.  Russia is a major supplier and consumer of many of these.
 
2020-09-28 3:56:03 PM  

Gestalt: Trump will just welch out of his end of the deal, just like he did with Warren and the $1M he promised to charity if she did a genetics test.

The only solution to vindictive bullies like Trump is demand they do their end first, or shut up because they can't pay the bills their mouth is charging.


Yeah, you just don't indulge them. Just like so many alt-right trolls online, they're not engaging in good faith. It's solely to get you to dance.

The only way to win is to not dance.

I liked Warren, still do. She was my preferred candidate. But dignifying the bullshiat by having that test done was a mistake. She had already acknowledged the "controversy." That was enough. No reason to dance their dance.

I used to enjoy debating online. Still do, to some extent, but I have a low tolerance for that nonsense anymore. Once I get a whiff that that's the game someone is playing, I'm out. They're only trying to wind people up and string them along. I don't have the energy for that nonsense.

The ONLY answer to Trump pushing Biden to get a drug test is to mock it and him.
 
2020-09-28 4:16:33 PM  

FnkyTwn: Kate Bedingfield


Her figure is so perfect, I imagine she lends it to the world's top scientists so they can calibrate their instruments with it.
 
2020-09-28 4:20:35 PM  

shoegaze99: Gestalt: Trump will just welch out of his end of the deal, just like he did with Warren and the $1M he promised to charity if she did a genetics test.

The only solution to vindictive bullies like Trump is demand they do their end first, or shut up because they can't pay the bills their mouth is charging.

Yeah, you just don't indulge them. Just like so many alt-right trolls online, they're not engaging in good faith. It's solely to get you to dance.

The only way to win is to not dance.

I liked Warren, still do. She was my preferred candidate. But dignifying the bullshiat by having that test done was a mistake. She had already acknowledged the "controversy." That was enough. No reason to dance their dance.

I used to enjoy debating online. Still do, to some extent, but I have a low tolerance for that nonsense anymore. Once I get a whiff that that's the game someone is playing, I'm out. They're only trying to wind people up and string them along. I don't have the energy for that nonsense.

The ONLY answer to Trump pushing Biden to get a drug test is to mock it and him.


Yup so much this. The Biden team seems to have recognized this very early on in their campaign. Don't engage with trumps nonsense. The people supporting trump didn't arrive at that conclusion logically so no amount of trying to respond to their "questions and concerns" is going to talk them out of their beliefs. There is no reason to try to chase after Trump's fish gallop, the goalposts will be moved every time and he will have invented 10 more bs challenges by the time you've debunked the first one.
 
2020-09-28 4:29:38 PM  
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/obscure?
//no it isnae
///pish craic!
 
2020-09-28 4:40:57 PM  
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2020-09-28 4:43:32 PM  

physt: Donny hungers for urine.

1. Biden should refuse to shake his hand. Trump will pull him off balance and make him look bad. Never trust Trump.

2. Biden should point out how angry and insane Trump is. Biden should point out how Trump loses his shiat at even small things and they only way Trump is keeping it together is by using drugs. Biden should point out every time Trump sniffs.

3. Biden should make fun of him non-stop. They should hire the writers from Veep to come up with 1000 insults Biden can slip in as he speaks.

4. Biden should call him a traitor to his face.


Biden should show how he's getting a contact high from Trump's Adderall from 6 feet away.
 
2020-09-28 4:46:53 PM  

Destructor: Medic Zero: That's pretty rich coming from a nazi apologist.

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: I get it you think you're funny

I did not see this coming.

Okay, you two. Are you familiar with Star Trek The Old Series? Because if you're not, I can see how you don't know anything about the Vulcan Death Grip (there is no such thing as was mentioned in "The Enterprise Incident" as a gag). Then it makes a little more sense that the joke failed to land at all. Or you do know what it is, and/or are so sensitive about Union workers, you got triggered.

Anyway, sorry to "ruin" your day. Please, return to the highbrow pee jokes.


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2020-09-28 5:00:27 PM  

pueblonative: Biden's goal should be to get this fat f*ck to walk off stage like a coward.


I'm putting good money on a ragequit after a particularly brutal frag.

Joe will camp the quad and the rocket launcher and Trump will just rip the phone cord right out of the SupraFAXmodem will whip the disc across the room.
 
2020-09-28 5:27:02 PM  

JTtheCajun: physt: Donny hungers for urine.

1. Biden should refuse to shake his hand. Trump will pull him off balance and make him look bad. Never trust Trump.

2. Biden should point out how angry and insane Trump is. Biden should point out how Trump loses his shiat at even small things and they only way Trump is keeping it together is by using drugs. Biden should point out every time Trump sniffs.

3. Biden should make fun of him non-stop. They should hire the writers from Veep to come up with 1000 insults Biden can slip in as he speaks.

4. Biden should call him a traitor to his face.

"You want my piss so bad? Here you go, biatch."
*unzip, piss in his face, hop in a Trans Am*


Better yet, Uncle Joe just whips it out, fills a cup, and screws the lid back on. Then he turns to Donnie and says,"let's see you do it without a mirror to find yours, biatch"
 
2020-09-28 5:32:11 PM  

Icarus_Rising: Ginnungagap42: freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.

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That's from Monster Squad, isn't it?


Yes
 
2020-09-28 5:36:49 PM  
If Trump was serious he'd take a drug test himself but he's not.
 
2020-09-28 6:10:45 PM  
He already has piss to amuse himself


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2020-09-28 6:22:23 PM  

physt: Donny hungers for urine.

1. Biden should refuse to shake his hand. Trump will pull him off balance and make him look bad. Never trust Trump.


They're not going to allow hand shaking. Social distancing.
 
2020-09-28 6:53:29 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: ....
Anyway, sorry to "ruin" your day. Please, return to the highbrow pee jokes.

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Huh.

You didn't return to your highbrow pee jokes even after I actually said I was sorry I ruined your day. Interesting.

Instead, you think I care about your hatred of comedy. Well, I do; its pure curiosity. Because that joke was actually deliberately designed to have broad appeal. So again, I'll ask you one more time (and we're both likely pushing the envelope with the mods). Are you familiar with the Vulcan Death Grip? It's use on ST:TOS, and the fact that we discover in Act 3 that it was totally made up (but the Romulans didn't know that!). The Fark audience skews old, so if that's not the case here, that's cool. I just would like to know. Or was it the mention of unionists?

/Help me help you laugh.
 
2020-09-28 7:09:30 PM  
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2020-09-28 7:12:55 PM  

kmfjd: \fake


It's dated Aug 28, 2020. So, there might be some sort of time machine involved. It could be real, back in the future.
 
2020-09-28 7:48:15 PM  

Destructor: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: ....
Anyway, sorry to "ruin" your day. Please, return to the highbrow pee jokes.

[Fark user image 480x343]

Huh.

You didn't return to your highbrow pee jokes even after I actually said I was sorry I ruined your day. Interesting.

Instead, you think I care about your hatred of comedy. Well, I do; its pure curiosity. Because that joke was actually deliberately designed to have broad appeal. So again, I'll ask you one more time (and we're both likely pushing the envelope with the mods). Are you familiar with the Vulcan Death Grip? It's use on ST:TOS, and the fact that we discover in Act 3 that it was totally made up (but the Romulans didn't know that!). The Fark audience skews old, so if that's not the case here, that's cool. I just would like to know. Or was it the mention of unionists?

/Help me help you laugh.


Destructor: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: ....
Anyway, sorry to "ruin" your day. Please, return to the highbrow pee jokes.

[Fark user image 480x343]

Huh.

You didn't return to your highbrow pee jokes even after I actually said I was sorry I ruined your day. Interesting.

Instead, you think I care about your hatred of comedy. Well, I do; its pure curiosity. Because that joke was actually deliberately designed to have broad appeal. So again, I'll ask you one more time (and we're both likely pushing the envelope with the mods). Are you familiar with the Vulcan Death Grip? It's use on ST:TOS, and the fact that we discover in Act 3 that it was totally made up (but the Romulans didn't know that!). The Fark audience skews old, so if that's not the case here, that's cool. I just would like to know. Or was it the mention of unionists?

/Help me help you laugh.


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2020-09-28 7:59:52 PM  

kmfjd: [i.redd.it image 850x799]\fake


Biden is finally loosening up.  Good for him.
 
2020-09-28 8:01:09 PM  

Destructor: Medic Zero: That's pretty rich coming from a nazi apologist.

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: I get it you think you're funny

I did not see this coming.

Okay, you two. Are you familiar with Star Trek The Old Series? Because if you're not, I can see how you don't know anything about the Vulcan Death Grip (there is no such thing as was mentioned in "The Enterprise Incident" as a gag). Then it makes a little more sense that the joke failed to land at all. Or you do know what it is, and/or are so sensitive about Union workers, you got triggered.

Anyway, sorry to "ruin" your day. Please, return to the highbrow pee jokes.


That's quite the fantasy world you've woven there.
 
2020-09-28 8:02:35 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: /Help me help you laugh.
He'sgoingallout.jpg


Every accusation an admission. Seriously: I tried; you trolled.
 
2020-09-28 8:03:40 PM  

Medic Zero: That's quite the fantasy world you've woven there.


Explain it to someone with the intelligence and education level you obviously think I have. Is this all just noise.
 
2020-09-28 8:32:05 PM  

Ishidan: nijika: Joe Biden won't piss on command even though I forcefully demanded he debase himself by doing so!   He's so owned by my facts and logic!

Right wingers are perverts cmv

Know who DOES have to piss on command?  Truck drivers.  Yet another thing Donnie has pretended to be without actually doing the useful part or bearing the responsibilities.


Trump can probably piss on demand.  Catheter Cowboy taught him how

/just take off the clamp
 
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