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2020-09-28 12:05:34 PM  
Joe Biden just announced that he will not agree to a hot dog eating contest hosted by Joey Chestnut. Gee, I wonder why?
 
2020-09-28 12:05:34 PM  

ReluctantLondon: As another Farker put it... yesterday..? - dark gods, I can no longer tell... - Biden should respond that he'd be happy to announce the results of his drug test, but they're being audited


Nah, have Biden refuse to take the test.  Then, if Trump brings it up at the debate, Biden needs to whip out one of those instant result kits.  Offer to take one right then and there, in front of the whole country... as long as Trump does the same.
 
2020-09-28 12:05:43 PM  
Hey, Donny:

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2020-09-28 12:07:41 PM  

kling_klang_bed: I hope Biden turns around and puts him in a Vulcan Death Grip for the rest of the debate.


What? There's no such thing as a Vulcan Death Grip.

There is a Democratic Death Grip. But it requires one or more union members.

/ducks
 
2020-09-28 12:07:50 PM  
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2020-09-28 12:07:55 PM  

holdmybones: Biden should make ridiculous demands of Trump.


I think Biden should demand that Trump's skin color be within a specific range of oranges - like provide a Pantone sheet that must be adhered to.
 
2020-09-28 12:07:57 PM  

kling_klang_bed: If Trump stands behind him like a back alley rapist like he did Hillary


When that happened in 2016, I remember thinking that if Hillary had just done an exaggerated, full body shudder and said "Ugh. Now I know how all those Miss Teen USA contestants felt," she might be president today.
 
2020-09-28 12:08:17 PM  

kling_klang_bed: freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.

If Trump stands behind him like a back alley rapist like he did Hillary, I hope Biden turns around and puts him in a Vulcan Death Grip for the rest of the debate.


Tuvok kills Neelix
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/ "ReluctantLondon, why is this in your porn folder..?"
 
2020-09-28 12:08:22 PM  

Destructor: kling_klang_bed: I hope Biden turns around and puts him in a Vulcan Death Grip for the rest of the debate.

What? There's no such thing as a Vulcan Death Grip.

There is a Democratic Death Grip. But it requires one or more union members.

/ducks


I know you think you are but you're really not funny despite the number of funny votes you get per comment that's not people laughing with you.
 
2020-09-28 12:08:33 PM  
Donnie seems really obsessed with getting some of Biden's beautiful yellow pee pee.

Why is that?
 
2020-09-28 12:08:37 PM  
WHY WON'T TRUMP HAVE A SPIN-OFF WITH ME TO PROVE HE CAN SPIN 100 TIMES ON AN OFFICE CHAIR AS FAST AS ME!!!
 
2020-09-28 12:09:13 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Kate Bedingfield


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What a Kate Bedingfield might look like?
 
2020-09-28 12:10:21 PM  
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2020-09-28 12:11:04 PM  
well done subs
 
2020-09-28 12:11:14 PM  
Between demanding a drug screen and paying to watch Russian hookers urinate.....some folks might start becoming suspicious the Cadet might be a enamored with urolagnia.

I'd say water sports, but we know the cadet's bone spurs prevent him for participating in anything resembling sports
 
2020-09-28 12:11:59 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Everyone tell Trump, the FBI needs ALL of Trump's head hair pulled out by the roots for his drug test.


Real hair, or surrogate ferret hair?
 
2020-09-28 12:12:15 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Purple_Urkle: How about a hair test.

C'mere Trump, lemmie grab you by the overcharge and start yanking.

Apparently part of his hair is shoulder length so you'd be able to get a pretty good drug history out of it.


Does bleached and dyed hair show accurate results?
 
2020-09-28 12:12:25 PM  
/show up with a scale and tape measure - weight, height, finger length.
 
2020-09-28 12:12:26 PM  

thealgorerhythm: [lettersofnote.com image 400x437]

I really doubt Biden dignified this stupidity with an announcement.

More like this.


I love that letter. As to this stupid tweet Biden just need to keep on keeping on. There have been almost one million votes returned already. This election is baked no more me I know is even watching the debate as their votes are cast.
 
2020-09-28 12:13:08 PM  
Has anyone told Donnie that Joe Shapiro can't take the test for him?
 
2020-09-28 12:15:03 PM  
I say they do a piss for financial records exchange. NYT has them but getting them from Trump for additional confirmation is worth a cup of warm piss. I say they meet at like at an empty bridge, at nite, two armed bodyguards each, and an expert or two that will confirm the authenticity of the items for the exchange. Trench coats optional but highly recommended.
 
2020-09-28 12:15:05 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: I know you think you are but you're really not funny despite the number of funny votes you get per comment that's not people laughing with you.


Wow, you really are one joyless person. But I get it. The cruelty is the point.
 
2020-09-28 12:15:47 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Purple_Urkle: Everyone tell Trump, the FBI needs ALL of Trump's head hair pulled out by the roots for his drug test.

Real hair, or surrogate ferret hair?


That's why I figure Quantico needs ALL of the head hair.
 
2020-09-28 12:16:01 PM  
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2020-09-28 12:19:53 PM  
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2020-09-28 12:20:47 PM  

ox45tallboy: Maybe he wants to know what drugs Biden might be on because the Adderall isn't cutting it anymore, and he figures there's got to be something better and maybe Biden knows what it is.


Plausible.

What a country!
 
2020-09-28 12:20:55 PM  

Glitchwerks: I wonder how many times a day they have to change the diapers of this pants shiatting coward illegally sitting in the office.


It depends.
 
2020-09-28 12:21:12 PM  

Superjoe: Donnie seems really obsessed with getting some of Biden's beautiful yellow pee pee.

Why is that?


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2020-09-28 12:21:23 PM  

The Bunyip: holdmybones: Biden should make ridiculous demands of Trump.

I think Biden should demand that Trump's skin color be within a specific range of oranges - like provide a Pantone sheet that must be adhered to.


I would add that his face color should match the back of his ears.
 
2020-09-28 12:21:28 PM  
Even if Biden agreed to a drug test, Trump would keep moving the goal posts. "Give us the long-form drug test!"
 
2020-09-28 12:21:35 PM  
He's been harping about a pee test ever since Uday and his blow up doll went on national TV and gave their convention speeches completely dusted in Colombian Bam Bam.
 
2020-09-28 12:21:36 PM  
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2020-09-28 12:23:55 PM  
Because look how well "All Elizabeth Warren has to do is get a DNA test" worked out for her.

Not because she 'failed', but because she let him goad her into stupid stuff on a double-dog-dare-you
 
2020-09-28 12:26:47 PM  
pissssssssssssss

but shiat it was ninety nine cents
 
2020-09-28 12:26:53 PM  

physt: 1. Biden should refuse to shake his hand. Trump will pull him off balance and make him look bad. Never trust Trump.


Alternate answer: Biden should shake his hand long and hard, like Jason Lee delivering an epic stinkpalm in Mallrats. Then he should pull Donnie in close and whisper in his ear, "Yeah, I just took a leak before coming out, and that ain't sweat on my hands. There's ya piss test farker, enjoy it."
 
2020-09-28 12:27:23 PM  

freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.


ask to see a paternity test for Barron in exchange for a urine sample.
 
2020-09-28 12:27:48 PM  

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realDonaldTrump: Joe Biden just announced that he will not agree to a Drug Test. Gee, I wonder why?


The amount of coke in your system will get the testing equipment high.

You are weak, broke and a farking traitor. Do what Parscale couldn't do and pull the trigger.
 
2020-09-28 12:27:59 PM  

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Greetings Vault Hunter!
 
2020-09-28 12:28:23 PM  

freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.


Go low and make it brutal. DO NOT do that high road bullsit.
 
2020-09-28 12:29:02 PM  

Ginnungagap42: freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.

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That's from Monster Squad, isn't it?
 
2020-09-28 12:30:21 PM  

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I missed that Peewee Herman episode.
 
2020-09-28 12:33:36 PM  

Flincher: Do what Parscale couldn't do and pull the trigger.


Oh that's funny... like Trump has ever held a loaded firearm in his life.

Leaked video from one trip to a range, and he would have lost a good chunk of his base.
 
2020-09-28 12:33:57 PM  

physt: 1. Biden should refuse to shake his hand. Trump will pull him off balance and make him look bad. Never trust Trump.


An offer to shake hands during a pandemic is an optics trap: do not fall for it, it would be memed in a heartbeat


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/he should feel free to refuse to bump elbows
//bonus points for an audible 'ewwww'
///not like it is a sigh
 
2020-09-28 12:36:49 PM  
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2020-09-28 12:37:15 PM  

accountblocked: freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.

Go low and make it brutal. DO NOT do that high road bullsit.


that's the only way to win over the cult, just like rasslin'
 
2020-09-28 12:38:50 PM  
Even if it were acceptable to have a piss test, I wouldn't trust it. The Russians are pretty well-known for swapping out piss.
 
2020-09-28 12:40:58 PM  
Refusing to take a drug test counts as a fail right?
 
2020-09-28 12:41:36 PM  

Grungehamster: [Fark user image 425x393]


Trump's whole campaign is a Bloom County storyline that is old enough that I don't want to look it up and be reminded how old it is.
 
2020-09-28 12:41:56 PM  
Because you do not dictate the rules of the debate, Adderall-boy?
 
2020-09-28 12:46:58 PM  
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