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2020-09-28 10:35:57 AM  
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2020-09-28 10:38:18 AM  
Because it's stupid, that's why.

Is this really what he is going to go with to explain how Biden is going to mop the floor with his $700 hair?
 
2020-09-28 10:39:24 AM  
Donnie won't reveal his tax returns. Gee, I wonder why?
 
2020-09-28 10:44:41 AM  
When he farks off and we get a proper accounting of how skeezy his life truly was, it's going to be hilarious for his equally degenerate offspring.
 
2020-09-28 10:50:04 AM  
Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.
 
2020-09-28 10:56:59 AM  
Donnie, stop worrying about Biden's debating skills.  Urine more serious trouble than any debate could fix
 
2020-09-28 11:18:50 AM  
Donny hungers for urine.

1. Biden should refuse to shake his hand. Trump will pull him off balance and make him look bad. Never trust Trump.

2. Biden should point out how angry and insane Trump is. Biden should point out how Trump loses his shiat at even small things and they only way Trump is keeping it together is by using drugs. Biden should point out every time Trump sniffs.

3. Biden should make fun of him non-stop. They should hire the writers from Veep to come up with 1000 insults Biden can slip in as he speaks.

4. Biden should call him a traitor to his face.
 
2020-09-28 11:25:32 AM  
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2020-09-28 11:43:06 AM  
"Vice President Biden intends to deliver his debate answers in words. If the president thinks his best case is made in urine he can have at it," said Kate Bedingfield, Biden's deputy campaign manager. "We'd expect nothing less from Donald Trump, who pissed away the chance to protect the lives of 200K Americans when he didn't make a plan to stop COVID-19."
 
2020-09-28 11:51:26 AM  

Close2TheEdge: Because it's stupid, that's why.

Is this really what he is going to go with to explain how Biden is going to mop the floor with his $700 hair?


"some guy on drugs was able to out-debate me!" isn't really the devestating burn of Biden that he thinks it is.
 
2020-09-28 11:51:51 AM  
How about a hair test.

C'mere Trump, lemmie grab you by the overcharge and start yanking.
 
2020-09-28 11:52:10 AM  
Biden: "Hey I'll trade you my drug test for your tax returns."
 
2020-09-28 11:52:38 AM  
Trump 2020:  The pissening.
 
2020-09-28 11:52:47 AM  
I doubt Biden was even asked.  Because this stupid, and Trump is a liar.
 
2020-09-28 11:53:12 AM  

Purple_Urkle: How about a hair test.

C'mere Trump, lemmie grab you by the overcharge and start yanking.


Apparently part of his hair is shoulder length so you'd be able to get a pretty good drug history out of it.
 
2020-09-28 11:53:34 AM  
Everyone tell Trump, the FBI needs ALL of Trump's head hair pulled out by the roots for his drug test.
 
2020-09-28 11:53:51 AM  
If there's a drug that improves your debate performance, Trump would have overdosed on it bt now.
 
2020-09-28 11:53:58 AM  

DarnoKonrad: I doubt Biden was even asked.  Because this stupid, and Trump is a liar.


I saw an interview where someone brought up that "accusation" and he just laughed.

That's about the right response to that.
 
2020-09-28 11:54:21 AM  
I wonder how many times a day they have to change the diapers of this pants shiatting coward illegally sitting in the office.
 
2020-09-28 11:54:27 AM  
As another Farker put it... yesterday..? - dark gods, I can no longer tell... - Biden should respond that he'd be happy to announce the results of his drug test, but they're being audited
 
2020-09-28 11:54:29 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: "Vice President Biden intends to deliver his debate answers in words. If the president thinks his best case is made in urine he can have at it," said Kate Bedingfield, Biden's deputy campaign manager. "We'd expect nothing less from Donald Trump, who pissed away the chance to protect the lives of 200K Americans when he didn't make a plan to stop COVID-19."


You're saying Trump wants this to turn into ....a pissing contest?
 
2020-09-28 11:54:43 AM  

freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.


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2020-09-28 11:54:48 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Joe Biden just announced that he will not agree to a Drug Test. Gee, I wonder why?


You first, Donnie.
 
2020-09-28 11:54:54 AM  
He should just piss in Trump's face on live television. In fact, that's all anyone should ever do to a right winger. They aren't worth talking to as if they're people.
 
2020-09-28 11:54:56 AM  
Why is he into pee so much?

I'm not trying to kink shame, but damn. That's just straight up weird when you're asking your political opponents for pee.
 
2020-09-28 11:55:06 AM  

Purple_Urkle: How about a hair test.

C'mere Trump, lemmie grab you by the overcharge and start yanking.


Careful, now, that's $70,000 of top notch hairstyling you're messing with.
 
2020-09-28 11:55:25 AM  
I could see Biden pulling his tax returns out at the debate and casting them on the floor like a challenge gauntlet.
 
2020-09-28 11:55:42 AM  
Do I sniff some projection?

And on a different front, this is the Birther play all over again.
 
2020-09-28 11:56:37 AM  
Maybe he wants to know what drugs Biden might be on because the Adderall isn't cutting it anymore, and he figures there's got to be something better and maybe Biden knows what it is.
 
2020-09-28 11:56:51 AM  
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2020-09-28 11:57:01 AM  
Joe Biden did not announce anything about a piss test. Joe Biden would not dignify it by commenting on it. This is more trump bullshiat. You can tell, because he's doing his tells: many people are saying, I've read it from many sources, everyone is saying it, Etc. I really wish Biden would make a statement. Something to the effect of 'I can't give you my urine right now. My pee is being audited.'
 
2020-09-28 11:57:24 AM  
Oh man, the QAnon people are probably jizzing themselves with glee at the thought that the whole "elite Democrats are injecting themselves with the adrenochrome of tortured white children" thing has been "confirmed."

I am entirely saturated with shame and self-loathing for the fact that my mind went there, and but I'm also probably not wrong.
 
2020-09-28 11:57:43 AM  

physt: Donny hungers for urine.

1. Biden should refuse to shake his hand. Trump will pull him off balance and make him look bad. Never trust Trump.

2. Biden should point out how angry and insane Trump is. Biden should point out how Trump loses his shiat at even small things and they only way Trump is keeping it together is by using drugs. Biden should point out every time Trump sniffs.

3. Biden should make fun of him non-stop. They should hire the writers from Veep to come up with 1000 insults Biden can slip in as he speaks.

4. Biden should call him a traitor to his face.


"You want my piss so bad? Here you go, biatch."
*unzip, piss in his face, hop in a Trans Am*
 
2020-09-28 11:58:20 AM  

freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.


Biden had a quote a few weeks ago that said "Trump is a bully and I have dealt with bullies before" or something along those lines.

It made me very optimistic about the debates.
 
2020-09-28 11:58:38 AM  
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2020-09-28 11:58:51 AM  

emersonbiggins: Purple_Urkle: How about a hair test.

C'mere Trump, lemmie grab you by the overcharge and start yanking.

Careful, now, that's $70,000 of top notch hairstyling you're messing with.


I'll be as careful and sensitive to Trump's hair as he is to BLM protesters.

Hand me that 3-iron would'ya?
 
2020-09-28 11:59:11 AM  

freakay: Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.


Yeah, as a general rule I'm all about "be the better person" and take the high road and all that. In public life, especially for leaders, it's VERY important to set the tone. More than anything else, that's the president's main job.

But that doesn't work with Donald Trump. You MUST sink to his level.

Or rather, you don't fully sink to his level. Instead, you stoop down a bit, play his game of petty insults and jabs, but do it with a smile. Do it with a laugh. Do it with emotional distance. Stay aloof. Absolutely jab the fark out of him, but make clear you're doing it because you don't respect him, in the same way you'd brush off a loud teenager. Keep an emotional distance.

He'll melt down because he's a child.

You ever get in one of those road situations where you want to give the other person the finger, but instead you smile and wave and you can practically see the steam pumping out of their ears because of how flip and dismissive that is?

It's similar to that.

Still lay out policy and facts, but yeah. Kick him around too.

A lot. Trigger a meltdown. He's under SO much pressure right now, controlling himself will be tough.
 
2020-09-28 11:59:22 AM  
Biden should make ridiculous demands of Trump.

Trump must not have his hair sculpted by a team of professionals prior to the debate.
 
2020-09-28 12:00:00 PM  

freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.


That's essentially what he did with Palin and Ryan.

Biden was never my first choice for candidate, but I have been looking forward to his debate performance. He's really good at making these egotistical know-nothings look like the fools they are.
 
2020-09-28 12:00:05 PM  

Mrtraveler01: DarnoKonrad: I doubt Biden was even asked.  Because this stupid, and Trump is a liar.

I saw an interview where someone brought up that "accusation" and he just laughed.

That's about the right response to that.


I found that interview. It's pretty good overall.

https://www.wfla.com/election/one-on-​o​ne-joe-biden-talks-protests-coronaviru​s-pandemic-and-debates-in-exclusive-in​terview-with-wfla/
 
2020-09-28 12:00:12 PM  
If I was Biden I'd light up a big ole joint on the debate stage.

No reason in particular.
 
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2020-09-28 12:00:18 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: "Vice President Biden intends to deliver his debate answers in words. If the president thinks his best case is made in urine he can have at it," said Kate Bedingfield, Biden's deputy campaign manager. "We'd expect nothing less from Donald Trump, who pissed away the chance to protect the lives of 200K Americans when he didn't make a plan to stop COVID-19."


this is the most amazing thing I have seen this entire campaign.

A+
 
2020-09-28 12:00:39 PM  
Joe Biden won't piss on command even though I forcefully demanded he debase himself by doing so!   He's so owned by my facts and logic!

Right wingers are perverts cmv
 
2020-09-28 12:01:31 PM  

freakay: Tuesday night could either be epic, or it could be epic fail.  I am leaning towards epic, because Trump cant help himself.

Biden does not need to go on the heavy offensive, but he needs to stand up to Trump as a bully, and if Trump tries anything to intimidate him, he should throw down like a playground fight with a bully.  Challenge Trump in whatever way possible.  BUT...laugh at him, make fun of him, ridicule him.  Talk about exercise.  Talk about his hair, his weight, his taxes.  Hell talk about his wives, his cheating on his wives.

Ahhh screw it.  Biden should go for the jugular.


If Trump stands behind him like a back alley rapist like he did Hillary, I hope Biden turns around and puts him in a Vulcan Death Grip for the rest of the debate.
 
2020-09-28 12:02:54 PM  

shoegaze99: Or rather, you don't fully sink to his level. Instead, you stoop down a bit, play his game of petty insults and jabs, but do it with a smile. Do it with a laugh. Do it with emotional distance. Stay aloof. Absolutely jab the fark out of him, but make clear you're doing it because you don't respect him, in the same way you'd brush off a loud teenager. Keep an emotional distance.


100% this.

Its not that different than arguing on the internet, if you think about it. If you get mad, you've lost. The only way to come off looking good is just to poke at your opponent and let him make himself look stupid.
 
2020-09-28 12:03:19 PM  
xanadian: You're saying Trump wants this to turn into ....a pissing contest?

And judging the event...

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2020-09-28 12:03:31 PM  
So Trump is afraid he might lose to someone on drugs? Says more about Trump than it does Biden.
 
2020-09-28 12:04:35 PM  
"Sorry I forgot to take that drug test, Donny. Speaking of, why are you so afraid to give the SDNY your DNA sample?"
 
2020-09-28 12:04:51 PM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Joe Biden just announced that he will not agree to a Drug Test. Gee, I wonder why?


You first, Donnie.


This this this this
 
2020-09-28 12:05:08 PM  
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I really doubt Biden dignified this stupidity with an announcement.

More like this.
 
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