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(Guardian)   Add hotels to the list of things that will kill you in Australia   (theguardian.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Security guard, head of his department, Department of Health, security guards, hotel quarantine program, Rachel Ellyard, Security, hotel quarantine  
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2020-09-28 7:26:43 PM  
> the outbreak likely originated at the Rydges via environmental transmission
> due to poor infection-control practices at the hotel.

Meaning the guards were bonking the quarantined people.
 
2020-09-28 7:36:43 PM  
The only way to visit Australia is to take your own concrete bunker and stay inside until you leave.
 
2020-09-28 7:49:00 PM  
You had one job, "keeping them safe from everything else in Australia". One Job.
 
2020-09-28 7:51:41 PM  

UncleDirtNap: The only way to visit Australia is to take your own concrete bunker and stay inside until you leave.


Good luck with that. Drop bear claws can tear through concrete like it's tissue paper.
 
2020-09-28 7:52:11 PM  
Well, the damn toilets in their hotels swirl in the wrong direction...that's deadly!
 
2020-09-28 7:54:19 PM  
Probably the kill zone is spreading out from Australia proper into the Pacific and Indian Oceans.
 
2020-09-28 7:55:04 PM  
is there anything in Australia that doesn't want to kill you?(i said doesn't want to vs will cause there are things there that want to but are to small/weak to do it)
 
2020-09-28 8:00:32 PM  
So air quotes are Australian for "allegedly"?
 
2020-09-28 8:09:47 PM  

UncleDirtNap: The only way to visit Australia is to take your own concrete bunker and stay inside until you leave.


It's important to bring your own as I'm sure Australian made concrete is in some way deadly.
 
2020-09-28 8:18:04 PM  
I thought we agreed a while ago that it would be easier to list the things that won't kill you?
 
2020-09-28 8:43:42 PM  

UncleDirtNap: The only way to visit Australia is to take your own concrete bunker and stay inside until you leave. hire someone you hate to take a vacation there for you and give them a GoPro to record everything for you.


FTFY.
 
2020-09-28 8:55:41 PM  
Just list things not trying to kill you.
 
2020-09-29 6:42:49 AM  
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Its hilarious that the guardian thinks they have quality journalism. And this really just seems like "we found a nice scapegoat to blame out governmental failures on case closed" type of deal
 
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