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2020-09-28 7:58:34 PM  
Methmeon is a much better crowdfunding platform for long term drug abuse
 
2020-09-28 8:01:29 PM  
She's doing it backward. You sell the meth, then you set up the charity to launder the money.

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2020-09-28 8:04:18 PM  
A $1,300 water bill? How many times does this biatch have to flush her toilet?
 
2020-09-28 8:06:02 PM  

MattyBlast: A $1,300 water bill? How many times does this biatch have to flush her toilet?


Welcome to the privatization of utilities buddy
 
2020-09-28 8:18:34 PM  
Goddammit, Methany.
 
2020-09-28 8:23:53 PM  
And a little bit more of my faith in humanity is lost.
 
2020-09-28 8:27:16 PM  
Wow. I just fell down the rabbit hole of reading about the whole crime. The whole thing from beginning to end is the most yeehaw, hillbilly, tractor ridin', swamp fishin' Florida trailer livin' crime that ever happened and this lady stealing the funds is just kinda the whipped cream on top of this ridiculous slice of 'merican pie.
 
2020-09-28 8:33:10 PM  

DevilGirlFromMars: Wow. I just fell down the rabbit hole of reading about the whole crime. The whole thing from beginning to end is the most yeehaw, hillbilly, tractor ridin', swamp fishin' Florida trailer livin' crime that ever happened and this lady stealing the funds is just kinda the whipped cream on top of this ridiculous slice of 'merican pie.


Meh.
Most people can't just lay in a corner and die quietly; just to make things easier for the rest of society.

/
😔🍸
 
2020-09-28 8:38:04 PM  

MattyBlast: A $1,300 water bill? How many times does this biatch have to flush her toilet?



When the cops do multiple drug raids, the meth has to be hidden somewhere.
 
2020-09-28 8:38:25 PM  

DevilGirlFromMars: Wow. I just fell down the rabbit hole of reading about the whole crime. The whole thing from beginning to end is the most yeehaw, hillbilly, tractor ridin', swamp fishin' Florida trailer livin' crime that ever happened and this lady stealing the funds is just kinda the whipped cream on top of this ridiculous slice of 'merican pie.


Not the right kind of people for you to care about, eh?

Who cares about poor backwater hicks, amirite?
 
2020-09-28 8:45:23 PM  
Wow, that article is really strangely written.

/trippy
 
2020-09-28 8:48:47 PM  

MattyBlast: A $1,300 water bill? How many times does this biatch have to flush her toilet?


Wait'll you see the bill for the shiatter at Mar a Lago!
 
2020-09-28 8:49:29 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: And a little bit more of my faith in humanity is lost.


Ah it's not that bad. Here, have some meth!
 
2020-09-28 8:51:07 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: DevilGirlFromMars: Wow. I just fell down the rabbit hole of reading about the whole crime. The whole thing from beginning to end is the most yeehaw, hillbilly, tractor ridin', swamp fishin' Florida trailer livin' crime that ever happened and this lady stealing the funds is just kinda the whipped cream on top of this ridiculous slice of 'merican pie.

Not the right kind of people for you to care about, eh?

Who cares about poor backwater hicks, amirite?


To be sure.
These 3 young men may not look like the white collar types, but they were honest, kind, and well known in the community.
 
2020-09-28 9:25:07 PM  

arkansized: PapermonkeyExpress: DevilGirlFromMars: Wow. I just fell down the rabbit hole of reading about the whole crime. The whole thing from beginning to end is the most yeehaw, hillbilly, tractor ridin', swamp fishin' Florida trailer livin' crime that ever happened and this lady stealing the funds is just kinda the whipped cream on top of this ridiculous slice of 'merican pie.

Not the right kind of people for you to care about, eh?

Who cares about poor backwater hicks, amirite?

To be sure.
These 3 young men may not look like the white collar types, but they were honest, kind, and well known in the community.


At what point did I say they weren't? They might have been nice people for all I know. It's awful what happened.

That doesn't change the fact that the whole situation is about as stereotypically backwoods country as it gets.
This crime has:
-late night catfishing escapades
-a suspect with over 200 felony charges ???
-an encounter at the Dollar tree
-the motive involved a truck engine (not even the whole truck, just the engine)
-suspects entire family lives off grid in a camper compound with no running water ??
-entire town seems to know each other
-small town sheriff is on the case and out for justice
-meth lady steals the go fund me funds

The whole thing is just wild.
 
2020-09-28 9:34:12 PM  

DevilGirlFromMars: -small town sheriff is on the case and out for justice


My comment wasn't specifically aimed at you.
Just the whole thing is still very raw here.
 
2020-09-28 11:29:28 PM  

Kalyco Jack: PapermonkeyExpress: And a little bit more of my faith in humanity is lost.

Ah it's not that bad. Here, have some meth!


that cracked me up way more than it probably should have.
maybe it's the meth🤷🏻♂
 
2020-09-29 5:07:23 AM  

MattyBlast: A $1,300 water bill? How many times does this biatch have to flush her toilet?


It adds up when she can make excuses due to COVID but in fact just hasn't paid the bill because she blew all the money on meth.

DevilGirlFromMars: arkansized: PapermonkeyExpress: DevilGirlFromMars: Wow. I just fell down the rabbit hole of reading about the whole crime. The whole thing from beginning to end is the most yeehaw, hillbilly, tractor ridin', swamp fishin' Florida trailer livin' crime that ever happened and this lady stealing the funds is just kinda the whipped cream on top of this ridiculous slice of 'merican pie.

Not the right kind of people for you to care about, eh?

Who cares about poor backwater hicks, amirite?

To be sure.
These 3 young men may not look like the white collar types, but they were honest, kind, and well known in the community.

At what point did I say they weren't? They might have been nice people for all I know. It's awful what happened.

That doesn't change the fact that the whole situation is about as stereotypically backwoods country as it gets.
This crime has:
-late night catfishing escapades
-a suspect with over 200 felony charges ???
-an encounter at the Dollar tree
-the motive involved a truck engine (not even the whole truck, just the engine)
-suspects entire family lives off grid in a camper compound with no running water ??
-entire town seems to know each other
-small town sheriff is on the case and out for justice
-meth lady steals the go fund me funds

The whole thing is just wild.


I'm from such a place and know people like this...but yes, you got it on the nose. Some people start to identify too much with certain things, take themselves too seriously and then get insulted when outsiders find things to be hilarious. Everyone should lighten up. You only live once and all that.

Polk County is basically the Palatka of Florida, and if you haven't been to Palatka...you're not missing out.

I went to meet some clients the other day outside of where I grew up. The whole time we were signing papers, the neighbors were popping off .223 rounds. The kid was taking a nap with a dog rolled up in a blanket. The whole house smelled like cigarettes and I just wanted to run out of the place and go take a shower. They didn't seem to have one working light bulb that emitted white light in the entire place...it was like working by candlelight.

When you're there and have never gone anywhere else, it seems perfectly normal. Having lived elsewhere, it's often comical. Everyone is really nice though.
 
2020-09-29 12:12:02 PM  
Polk county Florida is filled with some of the dumbest people I have ever met, and you have no idea who they are until you get to know them.
I knew this guy, an overweight, redneck hillbilly type, and he built model rockets...like BIG rockets, and he was a natural aeronautics engineer. The stuff he made was unbelievable with the complexity and detail. Really smart guy.
Same county, same city. there is a business owner I know, money out the gazoo.  Clean cut, real friendly, charismatic, acts well educated. Dumb as a rock.
You really can't judge a book by it's cover in Polk county, but statistically you can predict the worst.
 
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