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(C-SPAN)   Seeking to distract everyone from his SC nominee, he's going to talk about Covid-19 testing. No word on whether DeVos will be present (3:30 PM ET, or once he finds a #2 pencil)   (c-span.org) divider line
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2020-09-28 9:43:20 AM  
Will he dare to allow questions, or just run and hide again?

He got some 'splaining to do.
 
2020-09-28 9:49:51 AM  

bloobeary: Will he dare to allow questions, or just run and hide again?

He got some 'splaining to do.


He already said it was fake news. What more evidence could someone need?

Anyway, I expect him to say something like, "I tried very hard and was very successful at handling COVID-19 but the news media kept wanting to talk about my taxes. I pay a lot in taxes, the failing NYT is killing everyone."
 
2020-09-28 10:03:45 AM  
something something we have the most testing so we have the most cases something something

sleepy joe

something something wonderful fundamentalist strict constructionist ACB confirmation *light fuse* set for October 8 something something

any questions yes playboy no I meant OANN yeah I am wonderful businessman wowsmoke must go emergency call
 
2020-09-28 10:06:00 AM  
He won't spend more than 60 seconds about COVID before going off on his taxes.
 
2020-09-28 10:13:47 AM  

foo monkey: He won't spend more than 60 seconds about COVID before going off on his taxes.


I expect he will spend about 8 minutes talking about COVID stuff before taking questions. The first question will be about his taxes and he will walk out immediately.
 
2020-09-28 10:59:32 AM  
And he'll just say we need to stop testing for COVID since that's the real problem.
 
2020-09-28 11:19:03 AM  

NateAsbestos: And he'll just say we need to stop testing for COVID since that's the real problem.


I thought they already admitted that containment wasn't the goal anymore?
 
2020-09-28 11:39:49 AM  
He saw the new LP commercial
 
2020-09-28 1:03:26 PM  
C-Span went out with a camera this morning and cornered a White House lawyer to ask about Trump's taxes. TL;DR version: the $750/yr doesn't include the presidential salary he's donated:

https://www.c-span.org/video/?476327-​1​/white-house-driveway-stakeout

(short, less than 4 minutes)
 
2020-09-28 3:03:54 PM  

Opacity: C-Span went out with a camera this morning and cornered a White House lawyer to ask about Trump's taxes. TL;DR version: the $750/yr doesn't include the presidential salary he's donated:

https://www.c-span.org/video/?476327-1​/white-house-driveway-stakeout

(short, less than 4 minutes)


Well shiat, I didnt realize taxes were considered a donation, thats good to know, I'm not feeling charitable this year, so......
 
2020-09-28 3:04:07 PM  
Oh Donald Trump is a brokeass biatch, he's the brokest biatch in the whole wide world!🎵
 
2020-09-28 3:04:31 PM  
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2020-09-28 3:05:05 PM  
"This is what people want to hear about, right? I think this is the important thing today..."
 
2020-09-28 3:05:19 PM  
President Trump Gives Update on COVID-19 Testing...

...my ASS!
 
2020-09-28 3:07:25 PM  

raerae1980: NateAsbestos: And he'll just say we need to stop testing for COVID since that's the real problem.

I thought they already admitted that containment wasn't the goal anymore?


They did give up on containment. Now? It's herd immunity time! The prediction is that 3 million Americans will die. Say goodbye to anyone old or who have underlying medical issues.
 
2020-09-28 3:08:02 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Oh Donald Trump is a brokeass biatch, he's the brokest biatch in the whole wide world!🎵


🎵 He's a brokeass biatch and he has stupid hair, he's broke broke broke broke broke broke broke! 🎵
 
2020-09-28 3:08:21 PM  

vrax: President Trump Gives Update on COVID-19 Testing...

...my ASS!


We we're testing for Corona at some point?
 
2020-09-28 3:08:44 PM  
Trump would do everything to avoid discussing Covid-19 testing up until today.

Golly! What changed?!*

* sarcasm
 
2020-09-28 3:10:08 PM  
Can the media members get together and collect a little loose cash to give him, a nice act of charity for a broke-ass biatch?
 
2020-09-28 3:10:33 PM  

bambi121899: Purple_Urkle: Oh Donald Trump is a brokeass biatch, he's the brokest biatch in the whole wide world!🎵

🎵 He's a brokeass biatch and he has stupid hair, he's broke broke broke broke broke broke broke! 🎵


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2020-09-28 3:10:36 PM  

iheartscotch: raerae1980: NateAsbestos: And he'll just say we need to stop testing for COVID since that's the real problem.

I thought they already admitted that containment wasn't the goal anymore?

They did give up on containment. Now? It's herd immunity time! The prediction is that 3 million Americans will die. Say goodbye to anyone old or who have underlying medical issues.


Point to all the other countries that have had success with containment. Ask about that.
If he goes back to the IRS Audit excuse, point out that he's been using that for 4-5 years and no one actually believe that.
 
2020-09-28 3:11:29 PM  
President Trump Gives Up on COVID-19 Testing
 
2020-09-28 3:12:45 PM  

foo monkey: He won't spend more than 60 seconds about COVID before going off on his taxes.


He'll do his memorized song and dance, with the surprise twist of updated numbers.

Ooga booga rant about Dems

2 planted questions

Pout-bomb
 
2020-09-28 3:13:20 PM  
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2020-09-28 3:13:56 PM  

Professor_Doctor: bloobeary: Will he dare to allow questions, or just run and hide again?

He got some 'splaining to do.

He already said it was fake news. What more evidence could someone need?

Anyway, I expect him to say something like, "I tried very hard and was very successful at handling COVID-19 but the news media kept wanting to talk about my taxes. I pay a lot in taxes, the failing NYT is killing everyone."


The talking point for his staff today is it's a NYTimes and Dem conspiracy.

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/13​1​0613147720593409
 
2020-09-28 3:15:06 PM  
Is this when he backs out of the unfair debate or does he wait until tomorrow?

Way to change the narrative!!
 
2020-09-28 3:15:15 PM  
Oh if we had a press corps with balls...
 
2020-09-28 3:15:42 PM  

iheartscotch: vrax: President Trump Gives Update on COVID-19 Testing...

...my ASS!

We we're testing for Corona at some point?


I'm expecting:  "Yeah, I've totally wiped out the China Virus, no thanks to China or Biden.  Now let me rave like a lunatic about all the fake news financial stories for the next 45 minutes!"
 
2020-09-28 3:16:23 PM  
Professor_Doctor: Anyway, I expect him to say something like, "I tried very hard and was very successful at handling COVID-19 but the news media kept wanting to talk about my taxes. I pay a lot in taxes, the failing NYT is killing everyone."

That only works up to the point a reporter asks why he doesn't release his taxes and prove it.
 
2020-09-28 3:17:31 PM  
#PresidentAintGotNoMoney
 
2020-09-28 3:18:28 PM  

UncleDirtNap: Professor_Doctor: Anyway, I expect him to say something like, "I tried very hard and was very successful at handling COVID-19 but the news media kept wanting to talk about my taxes. I pay a lot in taxes, the failing NYT is killing everyone."

That only works up to the point a reporter asks why he doesn't release his taxes and prove it.


Not until he calls the reporter nasty.

Then it's over, and not until.
 
2020-09-28 3:19:09 PM  

monkeypapa: Is this when he backs out of the unfair debate or does he wait until tomorrow?

Way to change the narrative!!


He's definitely going to rant about the drug test.  Biden is smart to avoid it, because they are going to say either way that he's covering something up.
 
2020-09-28 3:19:34 PM  
"You got caught not paying taxes, given you've described prisoners of war as losers and stated that you only like people who don't get caught, how do you feel about yourself?"
 
2020-09-28 3:24:19 PM  
 
2020-09-28 3:25:35 PM  

theteacher: https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSK​B​N26I10Y?utm_source=reddit.com


Embers
 
2020-09-28 3:27:14 PM  
Stroke, stroke, stroke out Trump, on my laptop screen. Verily, verily, verily, verily, his finances have been seen.
 
2020-09-28 3:28:19 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Stroke, stroke, stroke out Trump, on my laptop screen.


Ewwww
 
2020-09-28 3:31:24 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Stroke, stroke, stroke out Trump, on my laptop screen. Verily, verily, verily, verily, his finances have been seen.


That sounds like a streaming porn star's description of sex with him and then her getting paid.
 
2020-09-28 3:31:40 PM  
GET ON WITH IT!!!
 
2020-09-28 3:31:58 PM  

Moroning: Professor_Doctor: bloobeary: Will he dare to allow questions, or just run and hide again?

He got some 'splaining to do.

He already said it was fake news. What more evidence could someone need?

Anyway, I expect him to say something like, "I tried very hard and was very successful at handling COVID-19 but the news media kept wanting to talk about my taxes. I pay a lot in taxes, the failing NYT is killing everyone."

The talking point for his staff today is it's a NYTimes and Dem conspiracy.

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/131​0613147720593409


"Brian, please stop lying and attacking the press even though there's no consequences. We'll end the interview until we have you on again tomorrow to keep attacking us."
 
2020-09-28 3:32:45 PM  
Podium has shown up
 
2020-09-28 3:33:40 PM  
Y'all are nasty.
I was singing about brain strokes not fapping.
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2020-09-28 3:35:39 PM  
"Mr. President!  Would you say that covid-19 testing is taxing the resources of the health care system?"
 
2020-09-28 3:35:41 PM  
So get up get, get get down
Donald Trump is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late Donald Trump wears the late crown

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Yeah, BOYEEEE!

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2020-09-28 3:36:45 PM  
So we've got about an hour before it starts, right?
 
2020-09-28 3:36:52 PM  
Maybe today is the day he tells everyone about Aviptadil....
 
2020-09-28 3:37:01 PM  
Outside?  For addressing COVID?  haha... NO.  This is going to either be total rant time or a very strict read or some sort and then smokebomb.
 
2020-09-28 3:37:18 PM  
Sigh. Could we just not, for one day?
 
2020-09-28 3:37:42 PM  
Are these the disaffected Democrats on C-Span I hear so much about?
 
2020-09-28 3:38:00 PM  
This is going to be a shiatshow of all shiathows.

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