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(Reuters)   Hey kindergarteners, I want you to always remember, it's what's on the inside that counts... except when that's not true and you get fired from your job   (reuters.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Teacher, School, Education, Docteur Morere Elementary School, Sylvain Helaine, school authorities, French kindergarten, primary school teacher  
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2020-09-28 10:14:53 AM  
46 votes:

big pig peaches: He's a great example of poor life choices.


I know, right? I mean, what kind of sick freak wants to teach kindergarteners?
 
2020-09-28 10:08:41 AM  
44 votes:
He said he hoped to show his pupils that they should accept people who are different from the norm.

His what?
 
2020-09-28 9:37:53 AM  
14 votes:
He didnt get fired he just teaches slightly older kids now. And I take expection at your grammar
 
2020-09-28 10:23:13 AM  
13 votes:
Dude, go teach edgy high school kids, they'll f**king love you.
 
2020-09-28 10:11:57 AM  
11 votes:
When they tell you it's what's on the inside that counts, just make sure they aren't looking for organ donations.
 
2020-09-28 10:08:41 AM  
9 votes:
Expect when thats not true for the pricipals of sayof
 
2020-09-28 11:07:50 AM  
8 votes:
There is no working in the red zone.

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2020-09-28 10:31:36 AM  
5 votes:
"No Tattoos. NO Expections!"
 
2020-09-28 10:19:32 AM  
5 votes:
Anyone who would strike such a pose should not be allowed around children
 
2020-09-28 10:36:56 AM  
4 votes:
He should start his own school for kids that also freaks.
 
2020-09-28 7:33:47 PM  
3 votes:
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Could be worse. Your kindergarten teacher could be in Gorgoroth.
 
2020-09-28 11:54:15 AM  
3 votes:

kdawg7736: He looks more like a circus freak than a teacher, anyway.


🙄

Wait. How is it I'd get deleted for calling you a name. But you can call this person a name.
😔🤔😔
 
2020-09-28 11:30:48 AM  
3 votes:
Nobody excepts the Spanish Inquisition!

/got nothin
 
2020-09-28 2:07:44 PM  
2 votes:

give me doughnuts: waxbeans: kdawg7736: He looks more like a circus freak than a teacher, anyway.

🙄

Wait. How is it I'd get deleted for calling you a name. But you can call this person a name.
😔🤔😔


Because "circus freak" is an occupation?
It's kinda like calling someone "junior account execution."


That's quite the Freudian slip you've got going there. Typos are sometimes so telling ...
 
2020-09-28 11:55:27 AM  
2 votes:

big pig peaches: He's a great example of poor life choices.


Or what's wrong with Society
 
2020-09-28 11:46:13 AM  
2 votes:
He should be teaching college-level classes - Clown or Barber - his choice.
 
2020-09-28 11:42:55 AM  
2 votes:

crozzo: He started when he was 27? Twenty-seven. 9 times 3. Seems like he joined the party about ten years late. Usually by the time you hit your late 20s you're debating yourself on what you're about to do. Shoot, usually by your senior year in high school that starts to happen. Second thoughts have kept me out of numerous hospitals and completely tattoo-free, except for the time that one guy stabbed me in the thumb with a pencil and made a squiggle underneath my skin. You can still see it if you know where to look.

But that was an accident, I'm pretty sure - certainly not voluntary. It wasn't my freakin eye, either.


I wonder what percentage of the population has a piece of pencil graphite or ink from a pen permanently stuck under their skin, deposited from some childhood accident or quarrel. I have two--one mark on my palm from a pencil, and a little dot of ink where I accidentally stabbed myself.

I'm betting its actually a rare person who doesn't have something like that. Or maybe I was just a very klutzy kid.
 
2020-09-28 11:17:57 AM  
2 votes:

big pig peaches: He's a great example of poor life choices.


I agree. Who would ever willingly teach kindergartners?
 
2020-09-28 10:55:55 AM  
2 votes:

Laobaojun: I think this is a variation on Dave Chappelle's observation.

"Son, you're not necessarily a deeply disturbed individual who has no place around children, but you are wearing that uniform."


Pre-farking-cisely.

May be the best teacher in the world, but you've packaged yourself in a box labeled "rancid bongwater and used heroin needles" and I don't want that packaging near my kids.
 
2020-09-28 10:50:06 AM  
2 votes:
sorry freak.
 
2020-09-28 10:47:44 AM  
2 votes:
Pupils who need people with normal pupils are the luckiest people in the world
 
2020-09-28 10:41:32 AM  
2 votes:
He's obviously not an English teacher because everyone knows a face tattoo says "Save me a spot in jail" not "I should work around small children".
 
2020-09-28 10:18:18 AM  
2 votes:
In a stage of childhood development that is five and under, no I wouldn't advise him to teach. Because of what he did to his eyes, not the tattoos. Children are still learning cues from eyes and that would hinder their development.
 
2020-09-28 9:59:52 AM  
2 votes:
i am so smrt
 
2020-09-28 3:45:40 PM  
1 vote:
his pupils see past his appearance.

Heh.
 
2020-09-28 2:18:09 PM  
1 vote:
Surprise surprise, the FARK anti-tattoo brigade is out in force.

If I had kids, I wouldn't mind this guy teaching them (all else being equal). They'd learn to not judge a book by its cover, at the very least.

Then again I have extensive and visible branding, stretched ears, etc, and worked in the industry for a decade.

Now I own an architecture firm and guess what? Nobody I care about, cares about any of it. You only get one life, and I'm glad to see diversity of expression. Why the fark not? It's not like you're being forced to do it.
 
2020-09-28 1:30:16 PM  
1 vote:

big pig peaches: He's a great example of poor life choices.


Sometimes the cautionary tales are the best lessons.
 
2020-09-28 12:22:22 PM  
1 vote:

Slypork: You don't want a pencil in the eye


A setup to the bloodiest Kids in the Hall sketch ever.

/Danny, I'm killing my eyes...
 
2020-09-28 12:16:33 PM  
1 vote:
Yea, I'd fire him. I want the kids to focus on everything except him. He wants the opposite.
 
2020-09-28 11:47:19 AM  
1 vote:

scorpmatt: I'm not sure whether he got fired or just surrendered like the French do.


Your post? C'est Bon!
 
2020-09-28 11:34:48 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not sure whether he got fired or just surrendered like the French do.
 
2020-09-28 11:32:38 AM  
1 vote:
He started when he was 27? Twenty-seven. 9 times 3. Seems like he joined the party about ten years late. Usually by the time you hit your late 20s you're debating yourself on what you're about to do. Shoot, usually by your senior year in high school that starts to happen. Second thoughts have kept me out of numerous hospitals and completely tattoo-free, except for the time that one guy stabbed me in the thumb with a pencil and made a squiggle underneath my skin. You can still see it if you know where to look.

But that was an accident, I'm pretty sure - certainly not voluntary. It wasn't my freakin eye, either.
 
2020-09-28 10:47:24 AM  
1 vote:
I think this is a variation on Dave Chappelle's observation.

"Son, you're not necessarily a deeply disturbed individual who has no place around children, but you are wearing that uniform."
 
2020-09-28 10:30:41 AM  
1 vote:
I will say those are some of the nicest face tattoos I've ever seen.

However I totally agree with Kirablue42 that the scleral tattoos make him a poor fit for teaching young children, the silly billy.
 
2020-09-28 10:27:42 AM  
1 vote:
Tattoos are below the first layer of skin so technically it is inside you.
 
2020-09-28 10:16:35 AM  
1 vote:
I hope he's not teaching how to make good life choices.
 
2020-09-28 10:02:53 AM  
1 vote:
It's his eyes that are terrifying. If he wore sunglasses, that would be ok. Otherwise, it's a nope from me.
 
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