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(The US Sun)   Break on through to the other side: fine if you're Jim Morrison, not so fine if you're a gorilla   (the-sun.com) divider line
    More: Scary, ZOO keeper, Madrid, Madrid Zoo Aquarium, Injury, Zoo Aquarium de Madrid, American films, Madrid Zoo, English-language films  
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2020-09-28 10:31:54 AM  
9 votes:
Now, to be fair... If you ARE the gorilla, that's a great day.
 
2020-09-28 10:14:07 AM  
8 votes:
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2020-09-28 10:29:07 AM  
6 votes:
Let's do a little math. The zoo keeper has 19 years of experience. The zoo keeper raised the gorilla from birth. The gorilla is 29 years old. How close to Gargantua did the zoo keeper have to travel?
 
2020-09-28 12:24:56 PM  
4 votes:
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"Told that sum'biatch I ain't wearin' no %#$&ing mask"!!
 
2020-09-28 10:14:34 AM  
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2020-09-28 9:28:43 PM  
3 votes:

ChrisDe: [Fark user image 399x300]

Sometimes, the monkey shock you.


Ah, see there is the problem.  Someone made the mistake of calling a greater ape the M-word.

Book 'em for Being Bloody Stupid and Attempted Suicide by Librarian.
 
2020-09-28 11:04:33 AM  
3 votes:
Geeze, he was just trying to help a buddy out.  What's the big deal?

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2020-09-28 10:55:19 AM  
3 votes:
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Sometimes, the monkey shock you.
 
2020-09-28 10:33:26 AM  
3 votes:
Perhaps I'm misunderstanding something about a "safety door".
 
2020-09-28 10:31:46 AM  
3 votes:
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2020-09-28 10:28:35 AM  
3 votes:
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/got nuthin'
 
2020-09-28 3:51:11 PM  
2 votes:
As a kid, I had sort of seen gorillas at the zoo, behind glass and usually obscured by foliage, never a real good close up unobstructed view. When I got a chance to finally see a gorilla close up and almost face to face, it was absolutely crazy - he didn't seem real, he was so human-like, it looked like a person in a gorilla suit just sitting right sipping on an Angry Orchard right there in Applebees.
 
2020-09-28 12:48:41 PM  
2 votes:
If I was an animal in a zoo I would take every opportunity to injur as many people as I could reach. It would be my only goal.
 
2020-09-28 11:37:59 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-09-28 11:17:14 AM  
2 votes:
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Every time I walk along the suspension bridge on the Pangani Nature Walk at WDW/AK I do the mental calc of "If he was motivated and ran and jumped with all his might.... I think he might make it."

Fun fact:
All the restroom doors at AK open in rather than out so you can barricade yourself in the the restroom should he make the jump.
 
2020-09-28 11:01:32 AM  
2 votes:
"The keeper was seriously injured at the Madrid Zoo Aquarium in Spain after being attacked by the 31-stone gorilla."

Well there's your problem right there.... an aquarium is not a natural or secure environment for a gorilla. Gorillas tend to thrive in a jungle environment, properly secured with doors and bars.
 
2020-09-28 11:55:39 AM  
1 vote:

Somaticasual: rikdanger: Somaticasual: Now, to be fair... If you ARE the gorilla, that's a great day.

That's gaspingly funny.

Yeah, I might have snarked before reading the article about the zookeeper

:X


You have to wonder about what environment the gorilla was in.  Unless he thought of the zookeeper as a competing gorilla, that doesn't seem like a gorilla's behavior in the wild.  All bets are off if the zookeeper was assumed to be competing for mates/turf/bananas.
 
2020-09-28 11:38:26 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-09-28 10:30:11 AM  
1 vote:
Do Not Taunt Dynamite Jim Morrison.
 
2020-09-28 9:18:14 AM  
1 vote:
Pray for Harambe. And Omarion.
 
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