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2020-09-28 9:54:14 AM  
Congrats to them.
 
2020-09-28 11:11:32 AM  
His wife is tiny!  I'm surprised her eyes didn't pop out too.
 
2020-09-28 11:13:11 AM  
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2020-09-28 11:19:14 AM  
Does she have a tattoo of...herself...on her left arm?
 
2020-09-28 11:31:06 AM  

CarnySaur: His wife is tiny!  I'm surprised her eyes didn't pop out too.


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2020-09-28 11:38:24 AM  
Did they name him Quarterthor?
 
2020-09-28 11:48:15 AM  
It would be fun to see that 1st time the kid gets bullied and Dad shows up while the bullies are doing it.
 
2020-09-28 11:49:17 AM  
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When you squint your eyes tight enough, they all look like giantess breasts.
 
2020-09-28 11:51:31 AM  

Unoriginal_Username: Did they name him Quarterthor?


Doubtful but since Icelandic names are patronymic his last name is Hafthorson which literally translates to "Son of the Ocean Thunderer"

Which is a totally badass name
 
2020-09-28 11:56:55 AM  

Snapper Carr: Unoriginal_Username: Did they name him Quarterthor?

Doubtful but since Icelandic names are patronymic his last name is Hafthorson which literally translates to "Son of the Ocean Thunderer"

Which is a totally badass name


Very cool, and yeah that is awesome.

/And I got to learn something today, always a bonus.
 
2020-09-28 12:04:08 PM  

Snapper Carr: Unoriginal_Username: Did they name him Quarterthor?

Doubtful but since Icelandic names are patronymic his last name is Hafthorson which literally translates to "Son of the Ocean Thunderer"

Which is a totally badass name


The name fits. Here he is deadlifting 1100 pounds.

'The Mountain' Hafthor Bjornsson deadlifts 1,104 pounds to set new world record | ESPN 8: The Ocho
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2020-09-28 12:09:12 PM  
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2020-09-28 12:38:27 PM  
Actual video of the child's birth:
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2020-09-28 1:51:14 PM  
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2020-09-28 2:02:15 PM  
The kid was probably conceived while "Jaja Ding Dong" was playing in the background.
 
2020-09-28 2:35:51 PM  
That woman must have otherwordly flexibility.
 
2020-09-28 2:40:04 PM  

Snapper Carr: Unoriginal_Username: Did they name him Quarterthor?

Doubtful but since Icelandic names are patronymic his last name is Hafthorson which literally translates to "Son of the Ocean Thunderer"

Which is a totally badass name


So Quarterflash would work (inserts superfluous "Harden My Heart" saxophone solo)
 
2020-09-28 2:53:02 PM  
I expected the baby to be a lot bigger.
 
2020-09-28 3:06:11 PM  

Uncle Pooky: I expected the baby to be a lot bigger.


The baby in 9 months:

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2020-09-28 7:34:11 PM  

Uncle Pooky: I expected the baby to be a lot bigger.


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2020-09-28 7:52:33 PM  
I've always maintained that I'd never pay to watch two people have sex, but the mechanics of those two would be an interesting study.  Ya know, for science.
 
2020-09-29 12:34:10 AM  

Tor_Eckman: I've always maintained that I'd never pay to watch two people have sex, but the mechanics of those two would be an interesting study.  Ya know, for science.


I imagine it's almost always her on top. Not trying to be gross or vulgar or rude or anything, but I really cannot imagine they could have much sex with him on top. The sheer size of that man would cause her joint pain.

Or maybe doggy style where she is laying down on the bed and he moves in from behind while standing up.

He's also probably strong enough to where he could pick her up and hold her for long periods of time.  So that would mean something like him leaning up against the wall and then picking her up with her facing him, and well, you know.

/thinking too much about this
 
2020-09-29 3:06:54 PM  

Cythraul: Tor_Eckman: I've always maintained that I'd never pay to watch two people have sex, but the mechanics of those two would be an interesting study.  Ya know, for science.

I imagine it's almost always her on top. Not trying to be gross or vulgar or rude or anything, but I really cannot imagine they could have much sex with him on top. The sheer size of that man would cause her joint pain.

Or maybe doggy style where she is laying down on the bed and he moves in from behind while standing up.

He's also probably strong enough to where he could pick her up and hold her for long periods of time.  So that would mean something like him leaning up against the wall and then picking her up with her facing him, and well, you know.

/thinking too much about this


I kind of picture him on bottom spinning her like a top while carousel music plays in the background.  Why yes I am a failed aspiring porn director, why do you ask.
 
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