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(ESPN)   Patrick Mahomes or Lamar Jackson? Red or purple? Chiefs or Ravens? This is your Monday Night Football thread for Week 3, with kickoff at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN   (espn.com) divider line
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2020-09-28 12:20:23 AM  
Chiefs...shut out the Ravens so Justin Tucker doesn't get any points and I win my fantasy football this week....
 
2020-09-28 12:24:00 AM  
The Chiefs won't go undefeated. But if you made me bet my own money every week, I wouldn't ever bet against them
 
2020-09-28 4:02:28 AM  
I like this matchup.
 
2020-09-28 5:41:28 AM  
Meanwhile, the Falcons:

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2020-09-28 7:37:32 AM  

puffy999: I like this matchup.


This game is either going to be amazing or a complete shiatshow.
 
2020-09-28 8:13:04 AM  

fatalvenom: puffy999: I like this matchup.

This game is either going to be amazing or a complete shiatshow.


Chiefs Ravens played last year (pretty sure it was also week 3) and it ended up being one of the best games of the season. I'll be going out of my way this evening to make sure I catch this one start to finish.
 
2020-09-28 8:15:52 AM  

Boondock3806: fatalvenom: puffy999: I like this matchup.

This game is either going to be amazing or a complete shiatshow.

Chiefs Ravens played last year (pretty sure it was also week 3) and it ended up being one of the best games of the season. I'll be going out of my way this evening to make sure I catch this one start to finish.


I remember that game being really good. That's what gives me pause about this being a great game too.
 
2020-09-28 10:25:57 AM  
CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFS!
 
2020-09-28 12:33:47 PM  
Man, I would watch this tonight but work plus even after it, GAME 6 HOCKEY
 
2020-09-28 4:19:37 PM  

Boondock3806: I'll be going out of my way this evening to make sure I catch this one start to finish.


I'm supposed to be doing something 7-9 Eastern tonight.  I'm gonna duck out halfway through with a "prior commitment" so I can watch from the beginning.

/This game better not disappoint after that
//If Lamar Jackson has an average (for him) game or better I win FF
///slashies come in threes
 
2020-09-28 6:00:32 PM  
Well color me disappointed. I'm watching the local news, and both the Steelers and Pitt are going to ask for permission to have fans in the stadiums. A limited number of fans, but still... goddamnitsomuch.
 
2020-09-28 6:21:20 PM  
This is one of those very rare games Pittsburgh is not in that I will actively root for one of the teams. Not that I want the Chiefs to do well, mind you, but Fark the farking Ratbirds. May they never win another game for the entirety of their existence. May they fold tomorrow under the most ignominious circumstances possible. May Mr. Stabby waste two more people and have him go on TV telling everybody that God told him to do it.

KC, burn that motherfarker down.
 
2020-09-28 7:19:29 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: This is one of those very rare games Pittsburgh is not in that I will actively root for one of the teams. Not that I want the Chiefs to do well, mind you, but Fark the farking Ratbirds. May they never win another game for the entirety of their existence. May they fold tomorrow under the most ignominious circumstances possible. May Mr. Stabby waste two more people and have him go on TV telling everybody that God told him to do it.

KC, burn that motherfarker down.


I cheered for the Chiefs last playoffs when there were no more Steelers to cheer for. Besides them having an exciting young quarterback, I'm with you - kill Baltimore.

Go Chiefs!
 
2020-09-28 7:38:34 PM  
Not fully green yet???
 
2020-09-28 7:43:25 PM  

knbber2: Not fully green yet???


2 more minutes I think.
 
2020-09-28 7:43:57 PM  

lindalouwho: Adolf Oliver Nipples: This is one of those very rare games Pittsburgh is not in that I will actively root for one of the teams. Not that I want the Chiefs to do well, mind you, but Fark the farking Ratbirds. May they never win another game for the entirety of their existence. May they fold tomorrow under the most ignominious circumstances possible. May Mr. Stabby waste two more people and have him go on TV telling everybody that God told him to do it.

KC, burn that motherfarker down.

I cheered for the Chiefs last playoffs when there were no more Steelers to cheer for. Besides them having an exciting young quarterback, I'm with you - kill Baltimore.

Go Chiefs!


Shiatty Ratbirds.
 
2020-09-28 7:49:17 PM  
So, any significance that this game comes at the end of the Day of Atonement, Yom Kippur?  No?

Goooooooo Chiefs!

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2020-09-28 7:52:30 PM  
Hello everyone

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2020-09-28 7:53:10 PM  
I want this garage.

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2020-09-28 7:59:02 PM  
As a Raiders fan I am contractually obligated to root against the Chiefs. I just cant like Baltimore though.
 
2020-09-28 8:01:04 PM  
I hope (and I think it will be) an excellent game. I will be pulling for the Chiefs but this game is close to a tossup. I just hope the football gods thirst for the knees, ankles, and concussions of athletes has been satiated
 
2020-09-28 8:01:25 PM  
Everyone in the studio chose the Ravens to win.  You know what that means...
 
2020-09-28 8:02:05 PM  

ariseatex: Everyone in the studio chose the Ravens to win.  You know what that means...


Chaos.
 
2020-09-28 8:02:18 PM  
75 yards to set the record for fastest to 10,000 yards.

I bet he can do it.

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2020-09-28 8:02:26 PM  
Uh Oh it is unanimous against the Chefs by the experts on ESPN.


This does not bode well for the Ravens
 
2020-09-28 8:02:27 PM  

OkieDookie: ariseatex: Everyone in the studio chose the Ravens to win.  You know what that means...

Chaos.


And bad infographics.
 
2020-09-28 8:04:02 PM  
Even though I bleed black and silver its impossible to not like Mahomes as a person and as a talent
 
2020-09-28 8:04:18 PM  

ariseatex: Everyone in the studio chose the Ravens to win.  You know what that means...


CBS Sports did too.

It's still weird to not just give up all hope once we're behind a touchdown.
 
2020-09-28 8:04:44 PM  

ariseatex: Everyone in the studio chose the Ravens to win.  You know what that means...


Yeah, goddammit. 's ok, I expect them to lose - they'll get gashed by Edwards-Helaire while they scheme to beat Mahomes, Lamar will botch something big at the end.
 
2020-09-28 8:04:57 PM  

mikaloyd: Even though I bleed black and silver its impossible to not like Mahomes as a person and as a talent


And Reid is such a good guy who's gone through so much.

We're just the feel good team.
 
2020-09-28 8:05:05 PM  
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
 
2020-09-28 8:05:11 PM  

mikaloyd: Even though I bleed black and silver its impossible to not like Mahomes as a person and as a talent


Psychologists have antipsychotics for that. 😁
 
2020-09-28 8:06:25 PM  

libranoelrose: I want this garage.

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They live in San Diego and fly to KC for every Chiefs game? Hell, I want their paycheck.
 
2020-09-28 8:06:30 PM  
As I just said to my husband, the announcers are struggling to avoid jizzing themselves over this. Ferarri vs. Lamborghini. Super Bowl MVP vs. regular season MVP. [explosion!]
 
2020-09-28 8:06:51 PM  
So the vaunted Tucker-Butker matchup is about to begin... I had no idea Butker counted among the most accurate in history, but I guess he just recently broke the minimum 100 kick threshold to qualify.
 
2020-09-28 8:07:59 PM  

libranoelrose: mikaloyd: Even though I bleed black and silver its impossible to not like Mahomes as a person and as a talent

And Reid is such a good guy who's gone through so much.

We're just the feel good team.


Lets not get too ahead of ourselves here.

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2020-09-28 8:08:47 PM  
I hope the score is something like 55-45 by the 3rd quarter.  And I hope the Ratbirds lose.
 
2020-09-28 8:09:02 PM  
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2020-09-28 8:09:02 PM  
Time for my patented "so bad its terrible" prediction.

Chiefs win 24-19 despite the ravens running for 200 yards.
 
2020-09-28 8:09:31 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: libranoelrose: I want this garage.

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They live in San Diego and fly to KC for every Chiefs game? Hell, I want their paycheck.


Yeah, that could be a reason I don't have that garage either, lol
 
2020-09-28 8:11:13 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: This is one of those very rare games Pittsburgh is not in that I will actively root for one of the teams. Not that I want the Chiefs to do well, mind you, but Fark the farking Ratbirds. May they never win another game for the entirety of their existence. May they fold tomorrow under the most ignominious circumstances possible. May Mr. Stabby waste two more people and have him go on TV telling everybody that God told him to do it.

KC, burn that motherfarker down.


And with that...GO RAVENS!!!

I got nuthin....but a tie.
 
2020-09-28 8:11:45 PM  

mikaloyd: libranoelrose: mikaloyd: Even though I bleed black and silver its impossible to not like Mahomes as a person and as a talent

And Reid is such a good guy who's gone through so much.

We're just the feel good team.

Lets not get too ahead of ourselves here.

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That Carr kid seems like he's for real.

It's good to have competition back in the AFC West.

We had some bad years there for a while.
 
2020-09-28 8:12:02 PM  

mikaloyd: libranoelrose: mikaloyd: Even though I bleed black and silver its impossible to not like Mahomes as a person and as a talent

And Reid is such a good guy who's gone through so much.

We're just the feel good team.

Lets not get too ahead of ourselves here.

[orangemane.com image 400x400]


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2020-09-28 8:12:41 PM  
In case you were wondering what life is like in the robertus/MarylandJill household

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2020-09-28 8:13:10 PM  

libranoelrose: mikaloyd: libranoelrose: mikaloyd: Even though I bleed black and silver its impossible to not like Mahomes as a person and as a talent

And Reid is such a good guy who's gone through so much.

We're just the feel good team.

Lets not get too ahead of ourselves here.

[orangemane.com image 400x400]

That Carr kid seems like he's for real.

It's good to have competition back in the AFC West.

We had some bad years there for a while.


He's no Mahomes :(
 
2020-09-28 8:13:44 PM  

robertus: In case you were wondering what life is like in the robertus/MarylandJill household

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Uhhh,.....kinky?
 
2020-09-28 8:15:43 PM  
NOW PLAY THOSE DAMN NOTES
 
2020-09-28 8:16:00 PM  
Cool intro, Sam.
 
2020-09-28 8:16:09 PM  
Couldn't Sam Jackson slip a motherfarker in the opening speech?
 
2020-09-28 8:16:10 PM  
Game on!
 
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