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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Taylor Swift cracked Whitney Houston's Billboard chart record   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Billboard 200, Taylor Swift's Folklore album returns, Whitney Houston, Swift's total weeks, Keith Urban, equivalent album units, Alicia Keys, new Oct.  
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2020-09-28 2:55:47 AM  
No, it's Becky.
 
2020-09-28 3:03:54 AM  
Dolly Parton - I Will Always Love You - 1974
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2020-09-28 3:07:02 AM  
'Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death' is still one of my favorite Fark headlines.
 
2020-09-28 3:25:58 AM  
Not just cracked, she drown that chart record in the bathtub!

/crack
 
2020-09-28 3:50:51 AM  
Oh subby, that's just not very nice.

/But I chuckled
//Aisle seat please...
 
2020-09-28 4:23:40 AM  

rhodabear: 'Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death' is still one of my favorite Fark headlines.


Sports:

Chicago beats Houston 6 times in one week, Bobby Brown still holds record
 
2020-09-28 4:24:46 AM  
Also, hard to believe that all this happened before the other stuff.
 
2020-09-28 4:37:50 AM  
Taylor Swift's crack?
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2020-09-28 5:39:51 AM  
And all it took was a pandemic bringing all new music production to a complete halt and freezing the charts in an even more forcedly artificial manner than how the owners usually freeze them to arbitrarily create headlines like this.

I guess ... Thanks, COVID?
 
2020-09-28 6:05:10 AM  

Jim_Callahan: And all it took was a pandemic bringing all new music production to a complete halt and freezing the charts in an even more forcedly artificial manner than how the owners usually freeze them to arbitrarily create headlines like this.

I guess ... Thanks, COVID?


So you're saying Taylor Swift is behind the pandemic?
 
2020-09-28 6:32:08 AM  

CarnySaur: Jim_Callahan: And all it took was a pandemic bringing all new music production to a complete halt and freezing the charts in an even more forcedly artificial manner than how the owners usually freeze them to arbitrarily create headlines like this.

I guess ... Thanks, COVID?

So you're saying Taylor Swift is behind the pandemic?


She's even more evil than we previously thought.
 
2020-09-28 7:04:01 AM  

Boo_Guy: Taylor Swift's crack?
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When you have to engage in a pose like that to even try to look like you have an ass, you have no ass.
 
2020-09-28 7:10:07 AM  
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2020-09-28 7:10:56 AM  
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2020-09-28 7:14:02 AM  
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2020-09-28 7:42:20 AM  
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I feel like dancing
 
2020-09-28 8:38:28 AM  
In before that creepy guy nevermind.
 
2020-09-28 8:45:17 AM  
Billboard charts?  Are those still a thing?  I don't think they have been relevant for a decade or more.
 
2020-09-28 9:34:02 AM  

NuclearPenguins: In before that creepy guy nevermind.


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2020-09-28 10:34:44 AM  

rhodabear: 'Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death' is still one of my favorite Fark headlines.


If I'm remembering correctly, that was a direct rip-off of a 2009 headline, "Ike beats Tina to death" or something close to that.
 
2020-09-28 10:49:22 AM  

kukukupo: Billboard charts?  Are those still a thing?  I don't think they have been relevant for a decade or more.


They converted to using streaming as a substitute for sales.  Any historical reference is pointless.
 
2020-09-28 10:50:01 AM  
As per usual, WELLON DOWDdelivers the goods. Thank you.
 
2020-09-28 11:00:56 AM  

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Outstanding, damn near perfection. Just wish that she would really sing, and not that over-produced pop crap that she's making untold enormous amounts of money on.
 
2020-09-28 11:05:25 AM  

Aezetyr: Wellon Dowd: [i.redd.it image 850x540]

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Outstanding, damn near perfection. Just wish that she would really sing, and not that over-produced pop crap that she's making untold enormous amounts of money on.


As a long-time non-fan of her overproduced pop crap, I gotta say I think Folklore is a damn good album.
 
2020-09-28 11:12:57 AM  

Boo_Guy: Taylor Swift's crack?
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I would eat that crack until I found corn.
 
2020-09-28 11:24:45 AM  

Aezetyr: Wellon Dowd: [i.redd.it image 850x540]

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Wellon Dowd: [i.redd.it image 844x1500]

Outstanding, damn near perfection. Just wish that she would really sing, and not that over-produced pop crap that she's making untold enormous amounts of money on.


She can sing.

But if you were making bank on over-produced pop crap, would you not keep cranking it out?

Her fans like it, and are expecting it. So there is a market there.
 
2020-09-28 11:37:43 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Aezetyr: Wellon Dowd: [i.redd.it image 850x540]

Wellon Dowd: [i.redd.it image 850x1417]

Wellon Dowd: [i.redd.it image 844x1500]

Outstanding, damn near perfection. Just wish that she would really sing, and not that over-produced pop crap that she's making untold enormous amounts of money on.

She can sing.

But if you were making bank on over-produced pop crap, would you not keep cranking it out?

Her fans like it, and are expecting it. So there is a market there.


Everyone's can sing if you practice enough
 
2020-09-28 11:37:48 AM  
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2020-09-28 12:36:34 PM  

The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse: As per usual, WELLON DOWDdelivers the goods. Thank you.


I think that Taylor actually delivered the 'goods'.  I'm, perhaps sadly, not interested in seeing the Wellon Dowd goods
 
2020-09-28 3:06:24 PM  

Naido: I'm, perhaps sadly, not interested in seeing the Wellon Dowd goods


Not sad at all. Very sensible, in fact.
 
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