Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Twitter)   Watch Elissa Slotkin (D-MI) throw her opponent in a shredder   (twitter.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, shot  
•       •       •

4615 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Sep 2020 at 10:14 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

 
2020-09-27 10:19:21 PM  
104 votes:
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-09-27 8:47:36 PM  
39 votes:
She sounds quite well spoken and intelligent... I can only assume that the only thought going through a MAGAt's mind when they hear her is:
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-09-27 8:20:25 PM  
32 votes:
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-09-27 10:24:12 PM  
20 votes:

pxlboy: She just pantsed him and spanked his ass in front of everyone.


Is Fark our personal erotica site now? I've been waiting a while.
 
2020-09-27 10:24:34 PM  
15 votes:

WoolyManwich: She sounds quite well spoken and intelligent... I can only assume that the only thought going through a MAGAt's mind when they hear her is:
[Fark user image image 369x314]


She's just too shrill and emotional.
 
2020-09-27 10:30:06 PM  
14 votes:
Elissa explains it all.
 
2020-09-27 10:09:31 PM  
14 votes:
i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2020-09-27 9:15:00 PM  
11 votes:
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-09-27 10:54:50 PM  
10 votes:

shastacola: Michigan democratic women (either elected or running) are on fire lately.


It's Shark Week, motherfarkers.
 
2020-09-27 10:37:55 PM  
10 votes:
external-content.duckduckgo.comView Full Size
 
2020-09-27 11:06:13 PM  
9 votes:
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-09-27 10:39:42 PM  
9 votes:
She kicked his ass so hard he'll have to blink before he can fart.
 
2020-09-27 10:33:44 PM  
9 votes:
media.tenor.comView Full Size
 
2020-09-27 10:35:21 PM  
8 votes:
I'd pack that in ice if I were him.
 
2020-09-27 10:17:38 PM  
8 votes:
SOMEBODY SEND THE OVERPRICED AMBULANCE TO THE TV STATION. THEY HAVE ANOTHER ONE.
 
2020-09-27 8:02:11 PM  
8 votes:
She just pantsed him and spanked his ass in front of everyone.
 
2020-09-27 11:07:01 PM  
7 votes:

Mad_Radhu: shastacola: Michigan democratic women (either elected or running) are on fire lately.

It's Shark Week, motherfarkers.


i.etsystatic.comView Full Size
 
2020-09-27 10:34:11 PM  
7 votes:
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-09-27 9:48:36 PM  
6 votes:
Has she been arrested for murder yet?
 
2020-09-27 8:48:18 PM  
5 votes:

arrogantbastich: I guess I won't be doing any your mother jokes about her.


Yo mama so broke because the healthcare system failed her.
 
2020-09-27 8:38:04 PM  
5 votes:
I guess I won't be doing any your mother jokes about her.
 
2020-09-27 10:51:56 PM  
4 votes:
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-09-27 10:35:19 PM  
4 votes:
But we can't begin to work on fixing healthcare until every other problem is solved. Is Iran solved? No. Is North Korea solved? No. Is the fact that I can't get a milkshake at McDonalds with my lunch because the farking machine is "down" solved? No. And then when I drive across the street to Wendy's for a Frosty and their machine is also "down", why aren't we talking about real everyday issues like this Slutkin? Because you refuse to stand up to big Government, all while crying about your mommy. Also why aren't you wearing a mask if that's so goddamn important?
 
2020-09-28 4:22:56 AM  
3 votes:
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-09-27 11:49:49 PM  
3 votes:

BMulligan: thatboyoverthere: So? We can't even count on Republicans not voting for someone shown to be weak anymore. Because they're delude themselves into thinking they're still strong. I really don't get them. Anytime I think I finally understand how they work, they change the goddamn rules. Trump is the weakest motherfarker I have ever seen, but they farking treat being able to drink a glass of water as a sign of strength. I give the fark up.

Actually, John Big Booty is the weakest individual I have ever known, but Donnie is a close second.


It's John Big BooTAY!
 
2020-09-27 11:03:40 PM  
3 votes:
Clip cuts off before he gets a chance to respond. I was hoping for a good 10 seconds of dead air as he tried to regain his composure after having his anus stretched three sizes larger on live television.

Of course he probably had some canned prattle about regulations that he instantly responded with. Really starting to get tired of all of these white guys with perfect hair Paul Ryan clones in the GOP. One starts to think the NPC meme was just more accusation as confession or something.
 
2020-09-28 8:06:29 AM  
2 votes:
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-09-28 4:37:41 AM  
2 votes:

Surrender your boo-tah: thatboyoverthere: So? We can't even count on Republicans not voting for someone shown to be weak anymore. Because they're delude themselves into thinking they're still strong. I really don't get them. Anytime I think I finally understand how they work, they change the goddamn rules. Trump is the weakest motherfarker I have ever seen, but they farking treat being able to drink a glass of water as a sign of strength. I give the fark up.

No jeez, you libs DON'T GET IT.

CHRISt LET ME ha! Explain this once more. Trump acts the way he does because he's strong. He's so strong he can actually point out when it's unfair. He doesn't have to act like us because he's more than us. He's achieved perfect power. His 'un-manly' behavior, not that any of YOU are in a position to judge manly behavior, shows that he doesn't have to follow rules. He's above the rules, he perfected manhood and then tore down manhood because he could. Being a perfectly formed man means never negotiating, never behaving, and never acting like you are someone who is weak and so must follow the rules.

/Now, is this parody or am I joking?
//Scary that you'll never really know.


external-content.duckduckgo.comView Full Size
 
2020-09-28 1:06:11 AM  
2 votes:
You know, as a kid, when you would be over a friend's house and your friend would catch shiat from his mom in front of you?
That is exactly how I felt watching this clip.
I was ready to text my mom and ask her to make up an excuse for me to come home.
 
2020-09-27 10:25:41 PM  
2 votes:
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-09-27 10:21:29 PM  
2 votes:
She ripped that guy a new asshole, and all he could do is stand there going, "Yep, I'm being ripped a new asshole."


And deservedly so.
 
2020-09-27 9:02:21 PM  
2 votes:
You could almost sense how fast his dick shriveled up during that dressing down.
 
2020-09-27 7:45:26 PM  
2 votes:
Ouch. Skin graft needed on aisle 3.
 
2020-09-28 11:34:52 AM  
1 vote:

arrogantbastich: I guess I won't be doing any your mother jokes about her.


It's "yo momma", old person.
 
2020-09-28 3:39:02 AM  
1 vote:
If you listen closely, you the shrinkage he experienced was an audible schlorp.
 
2020-09-28 12:04:23 AM  
1 vote:

thatboyoverthere: So? We can't even count on Republicans not voting for someone shown to be weak anymore. Because they're delude themselves into thinking they're still strong. I really don't get them. Anytime I think I finally understand how they work, they change the goddamn rules. Trump is the weakest motherfarker I have ever seen, but they farking treat being able to drink a glass of water as a sign of strength. I give the fark up.


Strength is sticking it to the libs. Trump is the strongest man to ever live.
 
2020-09-27 11:55:45 PM  
1 vote:
Well, where is her flag pin?

/ omg, didn't his flag pin take on the appearance of the sad little prop it is?
 
2020-09-27 11:17:21 PM  
1 vote:

shastacola: Mad_Radhu: shastacola: Michigan democratic women (either elected or running) are on fire lately.

It's Shark Week, motherfarkers.

[i.etsystatic.com image 340x270]


Jeff is the most adorable handbag.
 
2020-09-27 8:11:29 PM  
1 vote:
Good.  We need more of that going around.
 
Displayed 39 of 39 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.