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2020-09-27 8:00:39 PM  
91 votes:
Michigan democratic women (either elected or running) are on fire lately.
 
2020-09-27 9:18:31 PM  
70 votes:
Republicans are vile filth and don't belong anywhere near the levers of governmental power.
 
2020-09-27 8:11:29 PM  
65 votes:
Good.  We need more of that going around.
 
2020-09-27 8:48:18 PM  
63 votes:

arrogantbastich: I guess I won't be doing any your mother jokes about her.


Yo mama so broke because the healthcare system failed her.
 
2020-09-27 10:25:41 PM  
60 votes:
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2020-09-27 9:15:00 PM  
56 votes:
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2020-09-27 8:02:11 PM  
49 votes:
She just pantsed him and spanked his ass in front of everyone.
 
2020-09-27 10:23:40 PM  
43 votes:
Junge brought up Slotkin's mother on purpose, for the express purpose of making her angry so future attack ads could make her out to be "hysterical." A deliberate appeal to the misogynists the Redcaps need to turn out to have any chance of re-electing Trump, much less electing Junge.

He pretended to be contrite. Sociopaths are good at feigning genuine emotion that way. He wasn't contrite in the slightest.
 
2020-09-27 8:58:35 PM  
42 votes:
He's doing that dumb arse head nod thing to show he is pretending to listen. It is annoying.
 
2020-09-27 10:29:48 PM  
39 votes:

MikeyFuccon: Junge brought up Slotkin's mother on purpose, for the express purpose of making her angry so future attack ads could make her out to be "hysterical." A deliberate appeal to the misogynists the Redcaps need to turn out to have any chance of re-electing Trump, much less electing Junge.

He pretended to be contrite. Sociopaths are good at feigning genuine emotion that way. He wasn't contrite in the slightest.


They were going to paint her as a b*tch no matter what she did.  You might as well go ahead and be a b*tch, then.
 
2020-09-27 10:21:29 PM  
39 votes:
She ripped that guy a new asshole, and all he could do is stand there going, "Yep, I'm being ripped a new asshole."


And deservedly so.
 
2020-09-27 8:37:47 PM  
39 votes:
More of that please.
 
2020-09-27 10:19:21 PM  
37 votes:
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2020-09-27 9:02:21 PM  
33 votes:
You could almost sense how fast his dick shriveled up during that dressing down.
 
2020-09-27 7:45:26 PM  
33 votes:
Ouch. Skin graft needed on aisle 3.
 
2020-09-27 8:15:44 PM  
25 votes:
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That was great. 
He looked like a kid getting told, as one does when they are.
 
2020-09-27 8:51:15 PM  
22 votes:
She lost him at "a real plan."
 
2020-09-27 8:47:36 PM  
20 votes:
She sounds quite well spoken and intelligent... I can only assume that the only thought going through a MAGAt's mind when they hear her is:
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BBH
2020-09-27 10:35:29 PM  
18 votes:
She was rather calm considering he probably was using her mother as a campaign tool for a while.
 
2020-09-27 10:33:14 PM  
18 votes:
Remember when simply telling the truth, laying out the facts, and do so directly & firmly, without spectacle or speciousness, was simply "campaigning" instead of "throwing your opponent in a shredder?"

That guy was an asshole, simply put, and she called him on it without actually calling him an asshole. That's what every politician should do, regardless of party or affiliation.
 
2020-09-27 10:27:32 PM  
18 votes:
If you're gonna make fun of somebody's mother in a political debate, you deserve to be kicked in the dick.

I think her foot went all the way through to his ass.
 
2020-09-27 10:19:37 PM  
18 votes:
So? We can't even count on Republicans not voting for someone shown to be weak anymore. Because they're delude themselves into thinking they're still strong. I really don't get them. Anytime I think I finally understand how they work, they change the goddamn rules. Trump is the weakest motherfarker I have ever seen, but they farking treat being able to drink a glass of water as a sign of strength. I give the fark up.
 
2020-09-27 8:38:04 PM  
17 votes:
I guess I won't be doing any your mother jokes about her.
 
2020-09-27 10:51:56 PM  
16 votes:
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2020-09-27 11:57:10 PM  
11 votes:

thatboyoverthere: So? We can't even count on Republicans not voting for someone shown to be weak anymore. Because they're delude themselves into thinking they're still strong. I really don't get them. Anytime I think I finally understand how they work, they change the goddamn rules. Trump is the weakest motherfarker I have ever seen, but they farking treat being able to drink a glass of water as a sign of strength. I give the fark up.


Sociopaths define strength as the ability to do harm to others. They will commonly bully others and destroy random objects simply to prove that they can; and this is supposed to be a demonstration of their strength in their ability to cause harm.

This is why they see being nice to others as "weak"; the highest virtue is ruthlessness.

They hurt others just because they can. That is the ultimate goal.
 
2020-09-27 10:54:50 PM  
10 votes:

shastacola: Michigan democratic women (either elected or running) are on fire lately.


It's Shark Week, motherfarkers.
 
2020-09-27 11:03:40 PM  
6 votes:
Clip cuts off before he gets a chance to respond. I was hoping for a good 10 seconds of dead air as he tried to regain his composure after having his anus stretched three sizes larger on live television.

Of course he probably had some canned prattle about regulations that he instantly responded with. Really starting to get tired of all of these white guys with perfect hair Paul Ryan clones in the GOP. One starts to think the NPC meme was just more accusation as confession or something.
 
2020-09-27 10:31:58 PM  
6 votes:
I think I might have a new crush.
 
2020-09-27 10:32:27 PM  
5 votes:

bdub77: You could almost sense how fast his dick shriveled up during that dressing down.


He almost looked like he was going to cry for a second. Like "shiat, I farked that up..."
 
2020-09-27 10:30:57 PM  
5 votes:

thealgorerhythm: If you're gonna make fun of somebody's mother in a political debate, you deserve to be kicked in the dick.

I think her foot went all the way through to his ass.


I think that's too broad.  Some mothers, especially if prominent figures, should absolutely be made fun of, but for reasons related to their heinous behavior, not their medical history.
 
2020-09-27 11:07:01 PM  
4 votes:

Mad_Radhu: shastacola: Michigan democratic women (either elected or running) are on fire lately.

It's Shark Week, motherfarkers.


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2020-09-27 10:30:06 PM  
4 votes:
Elissa explains it all.
 
2020-09-27 10:37:55 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-09-28 6:47:31 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-09-28 12:17:36 AM  
2 votes:

bughunter: BMulligan: thatboyoverthere: So? We can't even count on Republicans not voting for someone shown to be weak anymore. Because they're delude themselves into thinking they're still strong. I really don't get them. Anytime I think I finally understand how they work, they change the goddamn rules. Trump is the weakest motherfarker I have ever seen, but they farking treat being able to drink a glass of water as a sign of strength. I give the fark up.

Actually, John Big Booty is the weakest individual I have ever known, but Donnie is a close second.

It's John Big BooTAY!


You know, I only watched that movie for the first time this week. Such a cast too.

Netflix should make a series.
 
2020-09-27 11:23:01 PM  
2 votes:

FnkyTwn: But we can't begin to work on fixing healthcare until every other problem is solved. Is Iran solved? No. Is North Korea solved? No. Is the fact that I can't get a milkshake at McDonalds with my lunch because the farking machine is "down" solved? No. And then when I drive across the street to Wendy's for a Frosty and their machine is also "down", why aren't we talking about real everyday issues like this Slutkin? Because you refuse to stand up to big Government, all while crying about your mommy. Also why aren't you wearing a mask if that's so goddamn important?


You forgot Nikki Haley's popcorn getting lost in the mail.
 
2020-09-27 10:35:19 PM  
2 votes:
But we can't begin to work on fixing healthcare until every other problem is solved. Is Iran solved? No. Is North Korea solved? No. Is the fact that I can't get a milkshake at McDonalds with my lunch because the farking machine is "down" solved? No. And then when I drive across the street to Wendy's for a Frosty and their machine is also "down", why aren't we talking about real everyday issues like this Slutkin? Because you refuse to stand up to big Government, all while crying about your mommy. Also why aren't you wearing a mask if that's so goddamn important?
 
2020-09-27 10:15:41 PM  
2 votes:
It's Aunt Viv all over again
 
2020-09-27 8:21:51 PM  
2 votes:
Ouch baby!
 
2020-09-28 8:06:29 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-09-28 4:37:41 AM  
1 vote:

Surrender your boo-tah: thatboyoverthere: So? We can't even count on Republicans not voting for someone shown to be weak anymore. Because they're delude themselves into thinking they're still strong. I really don't get them. Anytime I think I finally understand how they work, they change the goddamn rules. Trump is the weakest motherfarker I have ever seen, but they farking treat being able to drink a glass of water as a sign of strength. I give the fark up.

No jeez, you libs DON'T GET IT.

CHRISt LET ME ha! Explain this once more. Trump acts the way he does because he's strong. He's so strong he can actually point out when it's unfair. He doesn't have to act like us because he's more than us. He's achieved perfect power. His 'un-manly' behavior, not that any of YOU are in a position to judge manly behavior, shows that he doesn't have to follow rules. He's above the rules, he perfected manhood and then tore down manhood because he could. Being a perfectly formed man means never negotiating, never behaving, and never acting like you are someone who is weak and so must follow the rules.

/Now, is this parody or am I joking?
//Scary that you'll never really know.


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2020-09-27 11:56:49 PM  
1 vote:
 
2020-09-27 11:56:31 PM  
1 vote:

Shaggy_C: Clip cuts off before he gets a chance to respond. I was hoping for a good 10 seconds of dead air as he tried to regain his composure after having his anus stretched three sizes larger on live television.

Of course he probably had some canned prattle about regulations that he instantly responded with.


Bingo. Not to mention him claiming his campaign never brought up her mother.

I found the whole debate. You can tell where that part of the debate occurred by the clock on the bottom right hand corner of the screen.
 
2020-09-27 10:56:53 PM  
1 vote:
Cool, but how's the district shaped?
 
2020-09-27 10:24:34 PM  
1 vote:

WoolyManwich: She sounds quite well spoken and intelligent... I can only assume that the only thought going through a MAGAt's mind when they hear her is:
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She's just too shrill and emotional.
 
2020-09-27 10:09:31 PM  
1 vote:
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