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(Twitter)   Watch Elissa Slotkin (D-MI) throw her opponent in a shredder   (twitter.com) divider line
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4599 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Sep 2020 at 10:14 PM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-09-27 7:07:25 PM  
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2020-09-27 7:45:26 PM  
Ouch. Skin graft needed on aisle 3.
 
2020-09-27 8:00:39 PM  
Michigan democratic women (either elected or running) are on fire lately.
 
2020-09-27 8:02:11 PM  
She just pantsed him and spanked his ass in front of everyone.
 
2020-09-27 8:11:29 PM  
Good.  We need more of that going around.
 
2020-09-27 8:15:44 PM  
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That was great. 
He looked like a kid getting told, as one does when they are.
 
2020-09-27 8:20:25 PM  
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2020-09-27 8:21:51 PM  
Ouch baby!
 
2020-09-27 8:37:47 PM  
More of that please.
 
2020-09-27 8:38:04 PM  
I guess I won't be doing any your mother jokes about her.
 
2020-09-27 8:47:36 PM  
She sounds quite well spoken and intelligent... I can only assume that the only thought going through a MAGAt's mind when they hear her is:
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2020-09-27 8:48:18 PM  

arrogantbastich: I guess I won't be doing any your mother jokes about her.


Yo mama so broke because the healthcare system failed her.
 
2020-09-27 8:51:15 PM  
She lost him at "a real plan."
 
2020-09-27 8:58:35 PM  
He's doing that dumb arse head nod thing to show he is pretending to listen. It is annoying.
 
2020-09-27 9:02:21 PM  
You could almost sense how fast his dick shriveled up during that dressing down.
 
2020-09-27 9:15:00 PM  
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2020-09-27 9:18:31 PM  
Republicans are vile filth and don't belong anywhere near the levers of governmental power.
 
2020-09-27 9:48:36 PM  
Has she been arrested for murder yet?
 
2020-09-27 10:09:31 PM  
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2020-09-27 10:15:41 PM  
It's Aunt Viv all over again
 
2020-09-27 10:17:38 PM  
SOMEBODY SEND THE OVERPRICED AMBULANCE TO THE TV STATION. THEY HAVE ANOTHER ONE.
 
2020-09-27 10:19:21 PM  
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2020-09-27 10:19:37 PM  
So? We can't even count on Republicans not voting for someone shown to be weak anymore. Because they're delude themselves into thinking they're still strong. I really don't get them. Anytime I think I finally understand how they work, they change the goddamn rules. Trump is the weakest motherfarker I have ever seen, but they farking treat being able to drink a glass of water as a sign of strength. I give the fark up.
 
2020-09-27 10:21:29 PM  
She ripped that guy a new asshole, and all he could do is stand there going, "Yep, I'm being ripped a new asshole."


And deservedly so.
 
2020-09-27 10:23:40 PM  
Junge brought up Slotkin's mother on purpose, for the express purpose of making her angry so future attack ads could make her out to be "hysterical." A deliberate appeal to the misogynists the Redcaps need to turn out to have any chance of re-electing Trump, much less electing Junge.

He pretended to be contrite. Sociopaths are good at feigning genuine emotion that way. He wasn't contrite in the slightest.
 
2020-09-27 10:24:12 PM  

pxlboy: She just pantsed him and spanked his ass in front of everyone.


Is Fark our personal erotica site now? I've been waiting a while.
 
2020-09-27 10:24:34 PM  

WoolyManwich: She sounds quite well spoken and intelligent... I can only assume that the only thought going through a MAGAt's mind when they hear her is:
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She's just too shrill and emotional.
 
2020-09-27 10:25:41 PM  
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2020-09-27 10:27:32 PM  
If you're gonna make fun of somebody's mother in a political debate, you deserve to be kicked in the dick.

I think her foot went all the way through to his ass.
 
2020-09-27 10:29:48 PM  

MikeyFuccon: Junge brought up Slotkin's mother on purpose, for the express purpose of making her angry so future attack ads could make her out to be "hysterical." A deliberate appeal to the misogynists the Redcaps need to turn out to have any chance of re-electing Trump, much less electing Junge.

He pretended to be contrite. Sociopaths are good at feigning genuine emotion that way. He wasn't contrite in the slightest.


They were going to paint her as a b*tch no matter what she did.  You might as well go ahead and be a b*tch, then.
 
2020-09-27 10:30:06 PM  
Elissa explains it all.
 
2020-09-27 10:30:57 PM  

thealgorerhythm: If you're gonna make fun of somebody's mother in a political debate, you deserve to be kicked in the dick.

I think her foot went all the way through to his ass.


I think that's too broad.  Some mothers, especially if prominent figures, should absolutely be made fun of, but for reasons related to their heinous behavior, not their medical history.
 
2020-09-27 10:31:58 PM  
I think I might have a new crush.
 
2020-09-27 10:32:27 PM  

bdub77: You could almost sense how fast his dick shriveled up during that dressing down.


He almost looked like he was going to cry for a second. Like "shiat, I farked that up..."
 
2020-09-27 10:33:14 PM  
Remember when simply telling the truth, laying out the facts, and do so directly & firmly, without spectacle or speciousness, was simply "campaigning" instead of "throwing your opponent in a shredder?"

That guy was an asshole, simply put, and she called him on it without actually calling him an asshole. That's what every politician should do, regardless of party or affiliation.
 
2020-09-27 10:33:44 PM  
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2020-09-27 10:34:11 PM  
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2020-09-27 10:35:19 PM  
But we can't begin to work on fixing healthcare until every other problem is solved. Is Iran solved? No. Is North Korea solved? No. Is the fact that I can't get a milkshake at McDonalds with my lunch because the farking machine is "down" solved? No. And then when I drive across the street to Wendy's for a Frosty and their machine is also "down", why aren't we talking about real everyday issues like this Slutkin? Because you refuse to stand up to big Government, all while crying about your mommy. Also why aren't you wearing a mask if that's so goddamn important?
 
2020-09-27 10:35:21 PM  
I'd pack that in ice if I were him.
 
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2020-09-27 10:35:29 PM  
She was rather calm considering he probably was using her mother as a campaign tool for a while.
 
2020-09-27 10:37:55 PM  
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2020-09-27 10:39:42 PM  
She kicked his ass so hard he'll have to blink before he can fart.
 
2020-09-27 10:46:22 PM  
I wish she'd said all that in her Hillary voice.  Exactly situation and language to address a deplorable.
 
2020-09-27 10:49:17 PM  
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2020-09-27 10:51:56 PM  
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2020-09-27 10:54:50 PM  

shastacola: Michigan democratic women (either elected or running) are on fire lately.


It's Shark Week, motherfarkers.
 
2020-09-27 10:56:53 PM  
Cool, but how's the district shaped?
 
2020-09-27 11:03:40 PM  
Clip cuts off before he gets a chance to respond. I was hoping for a good 10 seconds of dead air as he tried to regain his composure after having his anus stretched three sizes larger on live television.

Of course he probably had some canned prattle about regulations that he instantly responded with. Really starting to get tired of all of these white guys with perfect hair Paul Ryan clones in the GOP. One starts to think the NPC meme was just more accusation as confession or something.
 
2020-09-27 11:06:13 PM  
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2020-09-27 11:07:01 PM  

Mad_Radhu: shastacola: Michigan democratic women (either elected or running) are on fire lately.

It's Shark Week, motherfarkers.


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