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4712 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Sep 2020 at 10:14 PM (28 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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PartTimeBuddha [OhFark]
2020-09-27 11:17:21 PM  

shastacola: Mad_Radhu: shastacola: Michigan democratic women (either elected or running) are on fire lately.

It's Shark Week, motherfarkers.

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Jeff is the most adorable handbag.
 
Huggermugger [BareFark]
2020-09-27 11:23:01 PM  

FnkyTwn: But we can't begin to work on fixing healthcare until every other problem is solved. Is Iran solved? No. Is North Korea solved? No. Is the fact that I can't get a milkshake at McDonalds with my lunch because the farking machine is "down" solved? No. And then when I drive across the street to Wendy's for a Frosty and their machine is also "down", why aren't we talking about real everyday issues like this Slutkin? Because you refuse to stand up to big Government, all while crying about your mommy. Also why aren't you wearing a mask if that's so goddamn important?


You forgot Nikki Haley's popcorn getting lost in the mail.
 
BMulligan
2020-09-27 11:37:40 PM  

thatboyoverthere: So? We can't even count on Republicans not voting for someone shown to be weak anymore. Because they're delude themselves into thinking they're still strong. I really don't get them. Anytime I think I finally understand how they work, they change the goddamn rules. Trump is the weakest motherfarker I have ever seen, but they farking treat being able to drink a glass of water as a sign of strength. I give the fark up.


Actually, John Big Booty is the weakest individual I have ever known, but Donnie is a close second.
 
gameshowhost [recently expired TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-27 11:47:13 PM  
Slotkin Can Slot ... something or other
 
bughunter
2020-09-27 11:49:49 PM  

BMulligan: thatboyoverthere: So? We can't even count on Republicans not voting for someone shown to be weak anymore. Because they're delude themselves into thinking they're still strong. I really don't get them. Anytime I think I finally understand how they work, they change the goddamn rules. Trump is the weakest motherfarker I have ever seen, but they farking treat being able to drink a glass of water as a sign of strength. I give the fark up.

Actually, John Big Booty is the weakest individual I have ever known, but Donnie is a close second.


It's John Big BooTAY!
 
Senseless_drivel
2020-09-27 11:55:45 PM  
Well, where is her flag pin?

/ omg, didn't his flag pin take on the appearance of the sad little prop it is?
 
Mrtraveler01 [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-09-27 11:56:31 PM  

Shaggy_C: Clip cuts off before he gets a chance to respond. I was hoping for a good 10 seconds of dead air as he tried to regain his composure after having his anus stretched three sizes larger on live television.

Of course he probably had some canned prattle about regulations that he instantly responded with.


Bingo. Not to mention him claiming his campaign never brought up her mother.

I found the whole debate. You can tell where that part of the debate occurred by the clock on the bottom right hand corner of the screen.
 
Mrtraveler01 [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-09-27 11:56:49 PM  
Oops forgot the link.

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/2​0​20/09/25/flashpoint-92720-candidates-i​n-race-for-michigans-8th-congressional​-district-to-debate-live/
 
Sim Tree [OhFark]
2020-09-27 11:57:10 PM  

thatboyoverthere: So? We can't even count on Republicans not voting for someone shown to be weak anymore. Because they're delude themselves into thinking they're still strong. I really don't get them. Anytime I think I finally understand how they work, they change the goddamn rules. Trump is the weakest motherfarker I have ever seen, but they farking treat being able to drink a glass of water as a sign of strength. I give the fark up.


Sociopaths define strength as the ability to do harm to others. They will commonly bully others and destroy random objects simply to prove that they can; and this is supposed to be a demonstration of their strength in their ability to cause harm.

This is why they see being nice to others as "weak"; the highest virtue is ruthlessness.

They hurt others just because they can. That is the ultimate goal.
 
shpritz
2020-09-28 12:04:23 AM  

thatboyoverthere: So? We can't even count on Republicans not voting for someone shown to be weak anymore. Because they're delude themselves into thinking they're still strong. I really don't get them. Anytime I think I finally understand how they work, they change the goddamn rules. Trump is the weakest motherfarker I have ever seen, but they farking treat being able to drink a glass of water as a sign of strength. I give the fark up.


Strength is sticking it to the libs. Trump is the strongest man to ever live.
 
Smackledorfer [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 12:17:36 AM  

bughunter: BMulligan: thatboyoverthere: So? We can't even count on Republicans not voting for someone shown to be weak anymore. Because they're delude themselves into thinking they're still strong. I really don't get them. Anytime I think I finally understand how they work, they change the goddamn rules. Trump is the weakest motherfarker I have ever seen, but they farking treat being able to drink a glass of water as a sign of strength. I give the fark up.

Actually, John Big Booty is the weakest individual I have ever known, but Donnie is a close second.

It's John Big BooTAY!


You know, I only watched that movie for the first time this week. Such a cast too.

Netflix should make a series.
 
SumoJeb
2020-09-28 1:06:11 AM  
You know, as a kid, when you would be over a friend's house and your friend would catch shiat from his mom in front of you?
That is exactly how I felt watching this clip.
I was ready to text my mom and ask her to make up an excuse for me to come home.
 
Flappyhead
2020-09-28 1:17:35 AM  
She sent his balls up into his sinus cavities.
 
Surrender your boo-tah
2020-09-28 1:29:36 AM  

thatboyoverthere: So? We can't even count on Republicans not voting for someone shown to be weak anymore. Because they're delude themselves into thinking they're still strong. I really don't get them. Anytime I think I finally understand how they work, they change the goddamn rules. Trump is the weakest motherfarker I have ever seen, but they farking treat being able to drink a glass of water as a sign of strength. I give the fark up.


No jeez, you libs DON'T GET IT.

CHRISt LET ME ha! Explain this once more. Trump acts the way he does because he's strong. He's so strong he can actually point out when it's unfair. He doesn't have to act like us because he's more than us. He's achieved perfect power. His 'un-manly' behavior, not that any of YOU are in a position to judge manly behavior, shows that he doesn't have to follow rules. He's above the rules, he perfected manhood and then tore down manhood because he could. Being a perfectly formed man means never negotiating, never behaving, and never acting like you are someone who is weak and so must follow the rules.

/Now, is this parody or am I joking?
//Scary that you'll never really know.
 
Insult Comic Bishounen
2020-09-28 3:39:02 AM  
If you listen closely, you the shrinkage he experienced was an audible schlorp.
 
Rann Xerox [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 4:22:56 AM  
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Billy Bathsalt [TotalFark]
2020-09-28 4:37:41 AM  

Surrender your boo-tah: thatboyoverthere: So? We can't even count on Republicans not voting for someone shown to be weak anymore. Because they're delude themselves into thinking they're still strong. I really don't get them. Anytime I think I finally understand how they work, they change the goddamn rules. Trump is the weakest motherfarker I have ever seen, but they farking treat being able to drink a glass of water as a sign of strength. I give the fark up.

No jeez, you libs DON'T GET IT.

CHRISt LET ME ha! Explain this once more. Trump acts the way he does because he's strong. He's so strong he can actually point out when it's unfair. He doesn't have to act like us because he's more than us. He's achieved perfect power. His 'un-manly' behavior, not that any of YOU are in a position to judge manly behavior, shows that he doesn't have to follow rules. He's above the rules, he perfected manhood and then tore down manhood because he could. Being a perfectly formed man means never negotiating, never behaving, and never acting like you are someone who is weak and so must follow the rules.

/Now, is this parody or am I joking?
//Scary that you'll never really know.


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peasandcarrots
2020-09-28 4:43:21 AM  

bdub77: You could almost sense how fast his dick shriveled up during that dressing down.


Don't assume he has shame. Or even self-awareness. I assure you he felt nothing through that whole encounter.
 
L Ron Hubbub
2020-09-28 6:47:31 AM  
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Program User
2020-09-28 7:28:44 AM  

Professor_Doctor: He's doing that dumb arse head nod thing to show he is pretending to listen. It is annoying.


No, I think that was totally involuntary on his part.

She schooled him so hard that he was agreeing with her even when he didn't want to.
 
MyMindIsGoingDave
2020-09-28 8:06:29 AM  
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apotheosis27
2020-09-28 11:34:52 AM  

arrogantbastich: I guess I won't be doing any your mother jokes about her.


It's "yo momma", old person.
 
Visual Howlaround Title Sequence
2020-09-28 12:33:38 PM  

Sim Tree: thatboyoverthere: So? We can't even count on Republicans not voting for someone shown to be weak anymore. Because they're delude themselves into thinking they're still strong. I really don't get them. Anytime I think I finally understand how they work, they change the goddamn rules. Trump is the weakest motherfarker I have ever seen, but they farking treat being able to drink a glass of water as a sign of strength. I give the fark up.

Sociopaths define strength as the ability to do harm to others. They will commonly bully others and destroy random objects simply to prove that they can; and this is supposed to be a demonstration of their strength in their ability to cause harm.

This is why they see being nice to others as "weak"; the highest virtue is ruthlessness.

They hurt others just because they can. That is the ultimate goal.


I cherish this definition. Thank you.
 
the voice of raisin [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-09-28 4:00:14 PM  

MikeyFuccon: Junge brought up Slotkin's mother on purpose, for the express purpose of making her angry so future attack ads could make her out to be "hysterical." A deliberate appeal to the misogynists the Redcaps need to turn out to have any chance of re-electing Trump, much less electing Junge.

He pretended to be contrite. Sociopaths are good at feigning genuine emotion that way. He wasn't contrite in the slightest.


the response attack ad should be:

"Junge can't prose new new policies because he doesn't have any.  All he can do is attack people's mothers"
 
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