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2020-09-27 6:54:55 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-09-27 6:57:57 PM  
Do you have any idea how expensive and hard to get orange weasel hair is?
 
2020-09-27 7:05:58 PM  
What's a small amount of money laundering between daddy and daughter-wife?
 
2020-09-27 7:11:18 PM  
Remember when the GOP LOST THEIR MINDS...about a untrue rumor that Bill Clinton got a 200 haircut?

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bil​l​-clinton-hairgate/
 
2020-09-27 7:13:04 PM  

optikeye: Remember when the GOP LOST THEIR MINDS...about a untrue rumor that Bill Clinton got a 200 haircut?

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bill​-clinton-hairgate/


"DAG NABBIT, THAT'S DIFFERENT!!!!2"
 
2020-09-27 7:16:13 PM  
This would party explain their outrage that Pelosi dared to visit a hair salon.
 
2020-09-27 7:17:56 PM  
Ok, but *who* was the person / salon raking in all the $$$ for spraying that rats nest on his head? THAT'S what I want to know!
 
2020-09-27 7:21:27 PM  

casey17: Ok, but *who* was the person / salon raking in all the $$$ for spraying that rats nest on his head? THAT'S what I want to know!


Unless it was $70k per haircut.  They were underpaid.  I mean having to deal with that, and him?
 
2020-09-27 7:41:31 PM  

BizarreMan: casey17: Ok, but *who* was the person / salon raking in all the $$$ for spraying that rats nest on his head? THAT'S what I want to know!

Unless it was $70k per haircut.  They were underpaid.  I mean having to deal with that, and him?


If the hairdresser was a dude, I'm betting they'd have a much easier time of it. But yeah, good point.
 
2020-09-27 7:59:14 PM  

casey17: Ok, but *who* was the person / salon raking in all the $$$ for spraying that rats nest on his head? THAT'S what I want to know!


    Only his hairdresser knows for sure but my money is on this guy on a work release program and the 70k
    was a tax scam.
               
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2020-09-27 8:10:58 PM  
You know who's screwed?

Melanoma. No way Dotard can pay whatever the prenup calls for.

In fact knowing how deep in shiat he is, I wouldn't be shocked to see his ex-wives start coming out with info.
 
2020-09-27 8:11:10 PM  
Oops. Wrong thread.
 
2020-09-27 8:15:17 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Oops. Wrong thread.


Not really.  It works.
 
2020-09-27 8:17:30 PM  
Hair transplants are expensive.
 
2020-09-27 8:24:47 PM  
And yet, Republicans were outraged at John Edwards' $400 haircut.  OUTRAGED!!

And yet, Republicans were outraged at Hillary Clinton's $600 haircut.  OUTRAGED!!
 
2020-09-27 8:27:26 PM  
Michael Cohen is on MSNBC saying Trump cuts his own hair.
 
2020-09-27 8:39:05 PM  
You got to pay through the nose to get one long hair to look like that...
 
2020-09-27 8:41:35 PM  

Jack Sabbath: You know who's screwed?

Melanoma. No way Dotard can pay whatever the prenup calls for.

In fact knowing how deep in shiat he is, I wouldn't be shocked to see his ex-wives start coming out with info.


Ivana was the first Red Sparrow, she served her time and got paid off in the divorce.

She got 14 million in a divorce settlement, and she made Trump give her 10 million of it in a cashier check while he had to wait a year to get the other 4 together.

She also got a 45 room mansion which she unloaded for 15 million.

And she got 650k a year between alimony and child support.

She lives in Europe where "business" deals have made her worth 100 million.

Ivana was from Communist Czechoslovakia and she married an Austrian Ski Instructor to get out of the country.

She then got an Austrian passport and shacked up with a Canadian dude in Canada and lied to the Canadian government about having been in the Olympics.  Czech government said no.

After she go into Canada she got her Austrian marriage annulled.

So she took a job "modeling" and was sent to NYC where she met Trump.  She was never that good looking enough to be a model.  Sound familiar? Melania maybe.

Ivana is not gonna says shiat cause she does not want to fall down an elevator shaft while drinking polonium tea.


Marla, is worth about 10 million, and is probably so locked up in NDAs and more than likely gets an RNC allowance to keep her mouth shut.

Marla was the only truly good looking one he was married too. And still looks better than Melanoma.

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2020-09-27 8:42:30 PM  

shastacola: Michael Cohen is on MSNBC saying Trump cuts his own hair.


Hair cut is probably code for something else. I wonder if Donny plays the ponies.
 
2020-09-27 8:47:09 PM  
The money went to a Trump*-owned salon through his typical spiderweb of LLCs.
 
2020-09-27 8:54:56 PM  
                     It's obvious now why his coiffeur charged such uncomfortably numbing rates.
      
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2020-09-27 8:58:19 PM  
theflatline:

Marla is batshiat crazy, believing that Bill Gates wants to "vaccinate" everyone for COVID with a chip that will steal all their money.
 
2020-09-27 9:10:50 PM  
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2020-09-27 9:11:28 PM  
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2020-09-27 9:14:41 PM  
Too lazy to Q&D shop this with Dump's face. 

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2020-09-27 9:15:07 PM  
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2020-09-27 9:22:13 PM  

theflatline: Jack Sabbath: You know who's screwed?

Melanoma. No way Dotard can pay whatever the prenup calls for.

In fact knowing how deep in shiat he is, I wouldn't be shocked to see his ex-wives start coming out with info.

Ivana was the first Red Sparrow, she served her time and got paid off in the divorce.

She got 14 million in a divorce settlement, and she made Trump give her 10 million of it in a cashier check while he had to wait a year to get the other 4 together.

She also got a 45 room mansion which she unloaded for 15 million.

And she got 650k a year between alimony and child support.

She lives in Europe where "business" deals have made her worth 100 million.

Ivana was from Communist Czechoslovakia and she married an Austrian Ski Instructor to get out of the country.

She then got an Austrian passport and shacked up with a Canadian dude in Canada and lied to the Canadian government about having been in the Olympics.  Czech government said no.

After she go into Canada she got her Austrian marriage annulled.

So she took a job "modeling" and was sent to NYC where she met Trump.  She was never that good looking enough to be a model.  Sound familiar? Melania maybe.

Ivana is not gonna says shiat cause she does not want to fall down an elevator shaft while drinking polonium tea.


Marla, is worth about 10 million, and is probably so locked up in NDAs and more than likely gets an RNC allowance to keep her mouth shut.

Marla was the only truly good looking one he was married too. And still looks better than Melanoma.

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Fun fact: she was in the grade above me & in the older Girl Scout troop.
 
2020-09-27 9:26:27 PM  

casey17: theflatline: Jack Sabbath: You know who's screwed?

Melanoma. No way Dotard can pay whatever the prenup calls for.

In fact knowing how deep in shiat he is, I wouldn't be shocked to see his ex-wives start coming out with info.

Ivana was the first Red Sparrow, she served her time and got paid off in the divorce.

She got 14 million in a divorce settlement, and she made Trump give her 10 million of it in a cashier check while he had to wait a year to get the other 4 together.

She also got a 45 room mansion which she unloaded for 15 million.

And she got 650k a year between alimony and child support.

She lives in Europe where "business" deals have made her worth 100 million.

Ivana was from Communist Czechoslovakia and she married an Austrian Ski Instructor to get out of the country.

She then got an Austrian passport and shacked up with a Canadian dude in Canada and lied to the Canadian government about having been in the Olympics.  Czech government said no.

After she go into Canada she got her Austrian marriage annulled.

So she took a job "modeling" and was sent to NYC where she met Trump.  She was never that good looking enough to be a model.  Sound familiar? Melania maybe.

Ivana is not gonna says shiat cause she does not want to fall down an elevator shaft while drinking polonium tea.


Marla, is worth about 10 million, and is probably so locked up in NDAs and more than likely gets an RNC allowance to keep her mouth shut.

Marla was the only truly good looking one he was married too. And still looks better than Melanoma.

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Fun fact: she was in the grade above me & in the older Girl Scout troop.


I am gonna need a picture of you in a Bikini before I believe your post.
 
2020-09-27 9:37:09 PM  
theflatline: I am gonna need a picture of you in a Bikini before I believe your post.

That makes no sense.
 
2020-09-27 9:37:49 PM  

arrogantbastich: You got to pay through the nose to get one long hair to look like that...


That is a nose hair? Damn. Impressive.
 
2020-09-27 9:39:54 PM  

casey17: theflatline: I am gonna need a picture of you in a Bikini before I believe your post.

That makes no sense.


Well, I tried.

I just like seeing ladies in bikinis.
 
2020-09-27 9:51:41 PM  

theflatline: [Ivana] lives in Europe where "business" deals have made her worth 100 million.


Does she? There was a Fark thread about the pap shots of her hoovering up spaghetti the other day, and when I just done a google to find out about that, there are other pap shots of her in NYC.

Seeing those pap shots did remind me of a classic DK album though, that certainly applies to many of the other Trump clan, too.

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2020-09-27 9:55:36 PM  

theflatline: casey17: theflatline: I am gonna need a picture of you in a Bikini before I believe your post.

That makes no sense.

Well, I tried.

I just like seeing ladies in bikinis.


Here's her senior yearbook photo. Best I can do.
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2020-09-27 10:08:55 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Oops. Wrong thread.


Yeah, it was entirely on point. Haven't you learned anything from the last 4 years? Admit no mistakes. Double down instead.
 
2020-09-27 10:14:55 PM  

Dahnkster: [preview.redd.it image 640x628]


I made a handy infographic:

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2020-09-27 10:18:16 PM  

casey17: theflatline: casey17: theflatline: I am gonna need a picture of you in a Bikini before I believe your post.

That makes no sense.

Well, I tried.

I just like seeing ladies in bikinis.

Here's her senior yearbook photo. Best I can do.
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Thanks!

And this is why you have been on Fark forever like me.

We got the proof to back it up!
 
2020-09-27 10:33:34 PM  

casey17: Ok, but *who* was the person / salon raking in all the $$$ for spraying that rats nest on his head? THAT'S what I want to know!


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2020-09-27 11:07:26 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: optikeye: Remember when the GOP LOST THEIR MINDS...about a untrue rumor that Bill Clinton got a 200 haircut?

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bill​-clinton-hairgate/

"DAG NABBIT, THAT'S DIFFERENT!!!!2"


There go the Republicans with their identity politics again.
 
2020-09-27 11:07:44 PM  
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2020-09-27 11:08:36 PM  
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2020-09-27 11:09:35 PM  
Trump-Russian Aum Shinrikyo view paying American taxes as aid to the enemy.
 
2020-09-27 11:09:46 PM  
It's one hair,how much could one hair cost to upkeep?

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2020-09-27 11:09:49 PM  
Has Donnie weighed in on this yet?
 
2020-09-27 11:10:24 PM  
Yes... Yes.
Keep the secrets coming.
I know he's an A Hole, but every secret he tried to keep is coming out and I can't be more excited by the fact his personal life will soon be unraveling.
 
2020-09-27 11:10:41 PM  
Welfare Don.
 
2020-09-27 11:11:22 PM  
You exaggerate the expenses and pocket the difference. Spend 200 on a 50 dollar haircut, palm 150. Get it?

Most government spending has the same mechanism built into it. The people's money is embezzled by politicians.
 
2020-09-27 11:11:28 PM  
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2020-09-27 11:12:21 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Has Donnie weighed in on this yet?


No. Just 1 retweet of the white house account. He is stewing right now. Tomorrow will be a 200+ tweet day.
 
2020-09-27 11:13:15 PM  
Trump is so farkin' broke he can't afford to own the libs.
 
2020-09-27 11:13:19 PM  
$70k on flock of seagulls hair yet they crucified John Edwards for his hair.

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/fark you morans
 
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