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2020-09-27 4:12:22 PM  
Final FEC deadline coming up in a few days.  Get your donations in now.  Anything you can manage.  Focus on swing states.
 
2020-09-27 4:30:05 PM  
Chiefs don't play until tomorrow.

None of the game on here dont look that good until the Sunday Night game.
 
2020-09-27 4:32:00 PM  
He's going to take advantage of as much free campaign media as he can steal. Press conference my ass.
 
2020-09-27 4:32:24 PM  
Biden is having a press conference?

/Am I doing it right?
 
2020-09-27 4:32:59 PM  
Five dollars the Cheeto Hirohito doesn't walk out til 6pm.
 
2020-09-27 4:33:01 PM  
Oh, I'll do another art sketch! I'm estimating a start time of 5:28 pm EST.

/Actually checked if it was Trump this time :D
 
2020-09-27 4:33:18 PM  
No
 
2020-09-27 4:33:39 PM  
I donated to every toss-up or near tossup senate race down the whole blue line... and I am a registered libertarian. That is a real hallmark of just how nazi and farked up the GOP has become that I am trying to install a senate majority of democrats and sending $$ to help do it.
 
2020-09-27 4:34:11 PM  
This is where he announces he'll be busy washing his hair during the debates
 
2020-09-27 4:34:18 PM  

bobtheme: Final FEC deadline coming up in a few days.  Get your donations in now.  Anything you can manage.  Focus on swing states.


Lindsey Graham is roughly tied in polls with Jaime Harrison.  Not mentioning that for any particular reason.
 
2020-09-27 4:35:08 PM  

aleister_greynight: bobtheme: Final FEC deadline coming up in a few days.  Get your donations in now.  Anything you can manage.  Focus on swing states.

Lindsey Graham is roughly tied in polls with Jaime Harrison.  Not mentioning that for any particular reason.


I sent extra money to Harrison because fark Lindsey in particular.
 
2020-09-27 4:42:19 PM  

Airius: aleister_greynight: bobtheme: Final FEC deadline coming up in a few days.  Get your donations in now.  Anything you can manage.  Focus on swing states.

Lindsey Graham is roughly tied in polls with Jaime Harrison.  Not mentioning that for any particular reason.

I sent extra money to Harrison because fark Lindsey in particular.


He's the #1 person in my donation list.  But I recently started giving extra to Mark Kelly.  Didn't realize his race was that close or I would have sent more earlier.
 
2020-09-27 4:51:28 PM  
*spot light on the man on the stool with a banjo*

Got to thinking about all them blue rags on the side of the road. Thought they might need a little help.
So while you are waiting for the regularly scheduled shiat show to begin, I though I might entertain you with a little rag time tune I been working on.

The Blue Flag Rag:


I got me a Trump sign and it says "fark you" 🎶
fark your feelings
fark your country
fark your children, too. 🎶
fark your Congress
fark your flag
fark your veterans
fark your F@gs 🎶
fark them with a rusty chain saw
I'm voting red
fark you 🎶

Donald Trump is awesome
Donald Trump is God 🎶
He worships the almighty dollar
And has an awesome bod 🎶
Them people who say that they hate fasicts
Thems the ones what out to trash us 🎶
fark them with a rusty chain saw
I'm voting red
fark you
🎶

(Yuge kazoo solo here)


Thank you, and good night.
 
2020-09-27 4:53:28 PM  

dodecahedron: Press conference my ass.


Are you offering us a viewing choice?
 
2020-09-27 4:59:51 PM  

markie_farkie: dodecahedron: Press conference my ass.

Are you offering us a viewing choice?


All things considered, I'll go with ass.
 
2020-09-27 5:01:00 PM  

OdradekRex: markie_farkie: dodecahedron: Press conference my ass.

Are you offering us a viewing choice?

All things considered, I'll go with ass.


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2020-09-27 5:03:41 PM  

Tarothin: Five dollars the Cheeto Hirohito doesn't walk out til 6pm.


Sucker bet. He only waddles.
 
2020-09-27 5:03:49 PM  

Airius: aleister_greynight: bobtheme: Final FEC deadline coming up in a few days.  Get your donations in now.  Anything you can manage.  Focus on swing states.

Lindsey Graham is roughly tied in polls with Jaime Harrison.  Not mentioning that for any particular reason.

I sent extra money to Harrison because fark Lindsey in particular.


I would love to watch Lindsey cry on Fox about how he's being out raised, again.
 
2020-09-27 5:04:15 PM  

OdradekRex: markie_farkie: dodecahedron: Press conference my ass.

Are you offering us a viewing choice?

All things considered, I'll go with ass.


It won 7 Oscars that year...

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2020-09-27 5:04:54 PM  
Fark you Trump,
You deserve all the pain in the world.

May you never feel joy again.
May your "family"/ gang of criminals leave you.
May each of your remaining days be filled with stress and personal terror.
May everyone you've ever me, betray you.

May you die penniless in prison.
 
2020-09-27 5:05:30 PM  
Jokes on you Subby, I'm a Lions fan, there is no bigger loser.
 
2020-09-27 5:05:47 PM  

aleister_greynight: Airius: aleister_greynight: bobtheme: Final FEC deadline coming up in a few days.  Get your donations in now.  Anything you can manage.  Focus on swing states.

Lindsey Graham is roughly tied in polls with Jaime Harrison.  Not mentioning that for any particular reason.

I sent extra money to Harrison because fark Lindsey in particular.

I would love to watch Lindsey cry on Fox about how he's being out raised, again.


Did he really do that?
 
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2020-09-27 5:05:54 PM  
An Adderall reup for every household in The Real America! Yeshhhh
 
2020-09-27 5:06:52 PM  
Maybe he mentions Aviptadil at this one....
 
2020-09-27 5:07:08 PM  
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2020-09-27 5:08:52 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Tarothin: Five dollars the Cheeto Hirohito doesn't walk out til 6pm.

Sucker bet. He only waddles.


Fair point.  But I still feel comfortable betting the Linguine Mussolini  won't be there til 6pm.
 
2020-09-27 5:15:22 PM  
Go Hawks!
 
2020-09-27 5:20:02 PM  
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2020-09-27 5:20:33 PM  
Maybe damage control for this

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2020-09-27 5:21:23 PM  
Piece of shiat Trump is late again.
 
2020-09-27 5:21:43 PM  

Tarothin: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Tarothin: Five dollars the Cheeto Hirohito doesn't walk out til 6pm.

Sucker bet. He only waddles.

Fair point.  But I still feel comfortable betting the Linguine Mussolini  won't be there til 6pm.


5:26
 
2020-09-27 5:22:19 PM  
Given the NY Times just published they have his tax records this could get ....testy,
if it happens at all.
 
2020-09-27 5:24:30 PM  

elvisaintdead: Given the NY Times just published they have his tax records this could get ....testy,
if it happens at all.


Hopefully this will cause the stroke we've been waiting for.
 
2020-09-27 5:25:40 PM  
I hopes he craps himself and slips in it.
 
2020-09-27 5:26:29 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Piece of shiat Trump is late again.


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2020-09-27 5:27:12 PM  

albertmdh: I hopes he craps himself and slips in it.


...and that it makes that ZING-BONK noise that banana peels make in cartoons.
 
2020-09-27 5:27:43 PM  
I'm sure this will go over about as well as the final drive of the Vikings.
 
2020-09-27 5:29:36 PM  

darkeyes: I'm sure this will go over about as well as the final drive of the Vikings.


Or the Bengals Eagles game.  Tied with 20 seconds left.  False start put the Bengals in field goal range.  Then delay of game pushed them back.

They're both 0-2-1 now.
 
2020-09-27 5:30:36 PM  
WTF is Chris Christie there for?
 
2020-09-27 5:30:58 PM  
Pathetic Trump is still LATE.

He's too stupid to read an analog clock.
 
2020-09-27 5:31:53 PM  

HallsOfMandos: WTF is Chris Christie there for?


One of Trump's emotional support assholes.
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2020-09-27 5:32:05 PM  

OdradekRex: elvisaintdead: Given the NY Times just published they have his tax records this could get ....testy,
if it happens at all.

Hopefully this will cause the stroke we've been waiting for.


You know he's backstage right now hoovering up adderall or sudafed like the last days of Tony Montana.
 
2020-09-27 5:32:44 PM  
PUT DOWN THE FORK!
 
2020-09-27 5:32:49 PM  
Penis
 
2020-09-27 5:32:55 PM  
Damn.. I was off.
 
2020-09-27 5:33:10 PM  
Both my teams won, actually.
 
2020-09-27 5:33:35 PM  
"Nasty"
 
2020-09-27 5:33:37 PM  
Here's stupid.
 
2020-09-27 5:33:48 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Pathetic Trump is still LATE.

He's too stupid to read an analog clock.


The times article on his taxes is brutal.  He's probably screaming at Barr to arrest the newspaper.
 
2020-09-27 5:33:55 PM  
"...one of our nation's most brilliant legal minds..."

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