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(Onion AV Club)   "Wearing underwear is forbidden in ferret-legging, so the animals have easier access to both pant legs, not to mention the additional challenge for the competitor"   ( divider line
    More: Weird, Ferret, Roger Bannister, Ferrets, Ferret-Legging, Ferret legging, House of Bonaparte, Mile, The Animals  
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449 clicks; posted to Sports » on 27 Sep 2020 at 9:41 PM (44 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-09-27 5:57:46 PM  
Nanny Ogg approves.
2020-09-27 7:44:26 PM  
Is it illegal to do it for purposes of gambling?
2020-09-27 9:05:07 PM  
Sport of Kings! I can finally be the athlete I was meant to be.

/Olympic medals.
2020-09-27 10:04:38 PM  
Chief Wiggum Squirrels Down Your Pants
Youtube PBehTrPa8w0
2020-09-27 10:05:23 PM  
Squirrels In My Pants - Phineas and Ferb - Official Video
Youtube OID7gA8fcaw
2020-09-28 12:03:37 AM  
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2020-09-28 12:08:58 AM  
How about crab racing? Been to a few of them here:

65th Crisfield National Hard Crab Derby
Youtube LgV9586fxKY
2020-09-28 12:18:56 AM  
We've secretly replaced this contest's domesticated ferrets with rabid weasels. Let's see if anyone notices.
2020-09-28 12:28:11 AM  
How about a lobster in your shirt or pants? That would be awesome to watch.
2020-09-28 12:48:48 AM  
A madman's sport that I would love to bet on. However, regarding TFA:
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2020-09-28 8:56:57 AM  
I would imagine a pet ferret that was trained would probably just fall asleep
2020-09-28 10:01:22 AM  

OldJames: I would imagine a pet ferret that was trained would probably just fall asleep

Pretty much.  From the Wiki page's "Records" section, it sounds like if the ferret is comfortable and isn't hungry, it shouldn't give you any trouble.  The current world record is apparently five and a half hours.
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