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2020-09-27 2:57:53 PM  

neeNHA: Dr. NOPE
Coldfinger
Thunderbutt
Up Her Majesty's Secret Service
Moonbreaker
For Brown Eyes Only
Rectopussy


We've found Chuck Tingle's long lost cousin.
 
2020-09-27 3:08:40 PM  
Live & Let Lube
MooonRIVER
For Your Brown Eye Only
A View to a Colon
You Only Shiat Twice
 
2020-09-27 3:09:03 PM  

Bslim: For your AAASSSSSS ONLYYYYY!!


That reference just gets better in the chorus, keep going...

"For your eyes only, only for you
You see what no one else can see
Now I'm breaking free"
 
2020-09-27 3:15:52 PM  
Pffff... LAME... my "emergency kit" comes with a hatchet, hammock, 100 yards of paracord and a tarp.

Also An extra tube of KY.
 
2020-09-27 3:20:54 PM  

goodncold: Pffff... LAME... my "emergency kit" comes with a hatchet, hammock, 100 yards of paracord and a tarp.

Also An extra tube of KY.


Dunno if a tube of KY will be enough, you may need a professional spreader, like jaws of life or your local expert in bdsm.
 
2020-09-27 3:21:44 PM  

goodncold: Pffff... LAME... my "emergency kit" comes with a hatchet, hammock, 100 yards of paracord and a tarp.

Also An extra tube of KY.


Hey Kirk.
 
2020-09-27 3:24:07 PM  

TWX: Watching the embedded video, a few points of order.  The man is curator of a private museum, not necessarily a retired intelligence officer, so his assertions are likely at-best second-hand.  Are there any credible stories of the thing being carried or successfully used?  It doesn't look like it stays tightly shut, the force to open it looks small.  Would it remain sealed to its *ahem* environment successfully, and how does it not open-up?


Also does on work up to that size?
 
2020-09-27 3:25:20 PM  

thealgorerhythm: neeNHA: Dr. NOPE
Coldfinger
Thunderbutt
Up Her Majesty's Secret Service
Moonbreaker
For Brown Eyes Only
Rectopussy

A Quantum of Anus


I would have gone with A Colon of Solace, but well done.  May I also offer:

The Bourne Insertion
The Bourne Excretion
The Bourne Climax

The Man Who Said U.N.C.L.E.

Kingsmen: The Secret Orafice

Mission Impossible: (It Won't) Fallout
 
2020-09-27 3:29:49 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Hahaha!

Sphincter
Tomorrow Never Dialates
The Man With The Grody Gun


The Man With The Widened Bum.
 
2020-09-27 3:50:44 PM  
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Currently looking into it.
 
2020-09-27 3:56:35 PM  

HairBolus: CIA officers recruit foreign nationals as their agents and are responsible for tasking them and somehow collection the information they turn up.

James Bond wasn't real or even slightly realistic.


That's what they want you to think

*looks around shiftily*
 
2020-09-27 5:45:09 PM  
Will replace the laptop/tablet and day pack of tomorrow.  You won't see anyone toting around briefcases or phones or anything in the future.  Except on buses.  People will continue to tote around day packs with 3 days' provisions in them, and drop them in the seat beside them so nobody can sit there in a half-empty bus.
 
2020-09-27 5:50:43 PM  
Oh bullshiat, that's not a CIA thingy.  My girlfriend shoves one of those thing up my ass every day and she's not a Russian spy.  Her name is Scumbagovavich so maybe i'm wrong... damn, she's a spy, isn't she?  If she's arrested will the Fed provide somebody to shove that thing in my ass, cuz I kinda like that part of this whole deal.
 
2020-09-27 9:25:11 PM  
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Anius
 
2020-09-27 10:16:14 PM  

flamark: CSB: Took my granddaughter there a couple of years ago when she was 8. She really enjoyed the museum. When she asked me about the "rectal toolkit", I told her Rectal was a brand name like Craftsman from Sears. You have to be a quick thinker around 8 year olds.


Papa was surprised when she asked for a rectal wrench for her birthday, but other then that, it went well.
 
2020-09-27 10:20:38 PM  

SumoJeb: The Brits were hardcore. Their keister kit was farking KNURLED!
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Knurled,

for your pleasure.
 
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