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2020-09-27 11:12:48 AM  
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2020-09-27 11:14:06 AM  
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2020-09-27 11:14:21 AM  
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2020-09-27 11:40:18 AM  
This remake of Mannequin is awfully grim.
 
2020-09-27 11:59:30 AM  
"What, Mother? Yes, the media are being presumptuous again."
 
2020-09-27 12:50:24 PM  
...or they could become successful entertainers

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2020-09-27 12:56:51 PM  
Or a prop comedian.
 
2020-09-27 1:30:39 PM  
My kid had one of those onesie Halloween costumes of a skeleton. Kid wore it everywhere for a year, until he grew so much the leg parts were up around his knees.
 
2020-09-27 1:30:48 PM  
Mommy blogger forces her son to pose with skeleton because she thinks it will get her clicks.

Yeah, serial killer is definitely on the table for this kid.
 
2020-09-27 1:32:01 PM  
Serial killer or future congressman?

Hard to tell the difference
 
2020-09-27 1:33:34 PM  
I'd be more worried if he was mistreating animals.
 
2020-09-27 1:34:11 PM  
His actual future:

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/I hope his future children like Siouxsie and the Banshees!
 
2020-09-27 1:34:28 PM  
Kidz Cereal
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2020-09-27 1:36:28 PM  

Trainspotr: Mommy blogger forces her son to pose with skeleton because she thinks it will get her clicks.

Yeah, serial killer is definitely on the table for this kid.


Forget genocide or rigging elections, this is the kind of crap that makes the case for shutting down Facebook.
 
2020-09-27 1:37:22 PM  
Or a President of United States.

/ Why not both...
 
2020-09-27 1:39:33 PM  
Frosted is me, I'm a cereal
My taste is good, milky razors
I'm a cereal, swallow your death
Take another bite, taste me
I'm good - frosted lasers

Listen to the bowl
Snap, crackle, pop
You're addicted to me
You can't stop
I'm cereal

Take another bite
You know you should
You can't deny me
I taste too good
I'm cereal

I wanna be a kidz cereal!
Kidz cereal!
(Killer) kidz cereal!
 
2020-09-27 1:40:29 PM  
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2020-09-27 1:43:01 PM  
Subby's Headline: "This kid is totally going to be a serial killer"

Yeah, make no bones about it.
 
2020-09-27 1:43:20 PM  
Alas, poor Yorick!
 
2020-09-27 1:43:39 PM  
Hmmm, I like it
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2020-09-27 1:43:50 PM  
Maybe he's Jerry Garcia's great grandkid.
 
2020-09-27 1:44:02 PM  
Or worse, a Chiropractor.
 
2020-09-27 1:45:07 PM  
Maybe his mom is a supermodel, so the skeleton relatable.
 
2020-09-27 1:46:56 PM  
So I get to deal with a second coming of Marilyn Manson in 2040?

You're the worst 2020.
 
2020-09-27 1:50:06 PM  
Nah, he is connecting with a toy.  Even a weird toy.  If he makes a connection, if it makes him happy he probably isn't a psycho.

My nephew on the other hand is already showing the signs.  I won't spend the night in the same house as him until I have an escape route planned.  Just a matter of time and his parents refuse to see it.
 
2020-09-27 1:50:33 PM  
Sexual Harassment Skeleton
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2020-09-27 1:50:38 PM  

Xanlexian: [images7.memedroid.com image 789x818]


I totally have that blue sweater and all 3 of our boys have worn it.
 
2020-09-27 1:52:25 PM  
Where's his father?
 
2020-09-27 1:54:27 PM  
In all seriousness, I think it's pretty normal for little kids to love skeletons and bones. But don't let me stop you from 2020ing everything.
 
2020-09-27 1:54:35 PM  

mrspeacock: Where's his father?


Spoiler alert:  The skeleton happens to be the remains of his dead father.
 
2020-09-27 1:55:31 PM  
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2020-09-27 2:01:37 PM  

Opacity: Serial killer or future congressman?

Hard to tell the difference


But I thought a congressman keeps his skeletons in the closet.
 
2020-09-27 2:05:47 PM  

The_Sponge: mrspeacock: Where's his father?

Spoiler alert:  The skeleton happens to be the remains of his dead father.


Makes perfect sense now.  Thinking about it, still 50/50 on serial killer.
 
2020-09-27 2:05:53 PM  

SumJackass07: Or a prop comedian.


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There's more Jeff Dunham than Jeff Dahmer in this kid.
 
2020-09-27 2:06:38 PM  
My kids into skeletons right now. Along with dragons, dinosaurs and horsies.
 
2020-09-27 2:10:48 PM  
Going?
 
2020-09-27 2:12:51 PM  
Eh. When I was little I dragged around weird stuff I had inexplicably grown an attachment to. I'm relatively sane. Relatively.
 
2020-09-27 2:13:36 PM  
Ok that made me laugh. nice.
 
2020-09-27 2:15:34 PM  

Iniamyen: In all seriousness, I think it's pretty normal for little kids to love skeletons and bones. But don't let me stop you from 2020ing everything.


Whoa, that brings back something I haven't thought about for decades.

When I was about five years old, we lived in a new subdivision. There was a bone pit nearby, and every kid in the neighborhood had a collection of skulls and such. Or maybe it was just me. :-)

I assume it was former farmland and we had discovered where departed dogs & cats were laid to rest, or where someone field-dressed their small game. Good times.
 
2020-09-27 2:19:59 PM  
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2020-09-27 2:20:14 PM  
This is the first article on Fark where I have wanted to see the ads on the side bar.  So disappointing.
 
2020-09-27 2:23:41 PM  

jaytkay: Iniamyen: In all seriousness, I think it's pretty normal for little kids to love skeletons and bones. But don't let me stop you from 2020ing everything.

Whoa, that brings back something I haven't thought about for decades.

When I was about five years old, we lived in a new subdivision. There was a bone pit nearby, and every kid in the neighborhood had a collection of skulls and such. Or maybe it was just me. :-)

I assume it was former farmland and we had discovered where departed dogs & cats were laid to rest, or where someone field-dressed their small game. Good times.


Old slaughterhouse / rendering plant ?
 
2020-09-27 2:26:08 PM  

Billy Liar: jaytkay: Iniamyen: In all seriousness, I think it's pretty normal for little kids to love skeletons and bones. But don't let me stop you from 2020ing everything.

Whoa, that brings back something I haven't thought about for decades.

When I was about five years old, we lived in a new subdivision. There was a bone pit nearby, and every kid in the neighborhood had a collection of skulls and such. Or maybe it was just me. :-)

I assume it was former farmland and we had discovered where departed dogs & cats were laid to rest, or where someone field-dressed their small game. Good times.

Old slaughterhouse / rendering plant ?


I don't remember anything big like cow skulls, which is why I think pets or small game.
 
2020-09-27 2:38:37 PM  

allthesametome: Nah, he is connecting with a toy.  Even a weird toy.  If he makes a connection, if it makes him happy he probably isn't a psycho.

My nephew on the other hand is already showing the signs.  I won't spend the night in the same house as him until I have an escape route planned.  Just a matter of time and his parents refuse to see it.


I think you need to talk about Kevin
 
2020-09-27 3:02:38 PM  

SouthParkCon: Xanlexian: [images7.memedroid.com image 789x818]

I totally have that blue sweater and all 3 of our boys have worn it.


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2020-09-27 3:07:36 PM  

Iniamyen: In all seriousness, I think it's pretty normal for little kids to love skeletons and bones. But don't let me stop you from 2020ing everything.


It's totally normal for them to like spiders and snakes too. But that don't mean they get to bring them in my house.

/yes, I'm old enough to remember the song
//spiders are fine outside the house, not in it
///threes
 
2020-09-27 3:17:08 PM  

BlackChickWhiteAccent: SouthParkCon: Xanlexian: [images7.memedroid.com image 789x818]

I totally have that blue sweater and all 3 of our boys have worn it.

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2020-09-27 3:24:54 PM  

4seasons85!: Eh. When I was little I dragged around weird stuff I had inexplicably grown an attachment to. I'm relatively sane. Relatively.


When my daughter was 4, we were at Disney World and put her in the hotel's kids' club for an evening while me & her dad went out for a fancy dinner.

The lady gave the kids a choice of toys from a grab bag to keep. My kid picked out a squishy eyeball as her toy.

The lady seemed pretty weirded out by it. I'm like, "well, you're the one who put in the grab bag to begin with so...?"
 
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2020-09-27 3:29:21 PM  
The skeleton friend is the least of his problems. Mommy in a leopard onesie is going to require years of counseling.

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