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2020-09-27 8:19:56 AM  
Person, woman, man, camera, TV

Checkmate, morans.
 
2020-09-27 8:25:36 AM  
This "debate" will be a complete an utter sh*t show.
 
2020-09-27 8:48:00 AM  
Nothing like elevating the debate ahead of time.
 
2020-09-27 8:53:03 AM  
"Sleepy Joe You're the Puppet! MAGA I win!"
 
2020-09-27 9:00:31 AM  
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2020-09-27 9:17:18 AM  
I certainly hope that in debate prep for Biden, Mayor Pete, who was playing Trump, acted like a freaking loud mouthed lunatic who ping-ponged all over the place. I'd hate for Joe to look surprised.
 
2020-09-27 9:20:41 AM  
"Biden issssshlobop shplobble!" trump is reported to have said after being revived, following his latest pulmonary incident.
 
2020-09-27 9:57:23 AM  

Badmoodman: I certainly hope that in debate prep for Biden, Mayor Pete, who was playing Trump, acted like a freaking loud mouthed lunatic who ping-ponged all over the place. I'd hate for Joe to look surprised.


I'm worried Joe will just flip on trump and call him a jackass on live TV.
 
2020-09-27 10:10:48 AM  

alechemist: Badmoodman: I certainly hope that in debate prep for Biden, Mayor Pete, who was playing Trump, acted like a freaking loud mouthed lunatic who ping-ponged all over the place. I'd hate for Joe to look surprised.

I'm worried Joe will just flip on trump and call him a jackass on live TV.



I'm pretty sure that would translate to a lot of money, support, and votes for ... Biden.
 
2020-09-27 10:18:23 AM  
Trump is totally going to fark up the debate, isn't he?
 
2020-09-27 10:31:36 AM  

cretinbob: Trump is totally going to fark up the debate, isn't he?


He's not capable of debating. He doesn't know anything.
 
2020-09-27 10:41:01 AM  
I'm surprised Joe agreed to them at all. Donnie's scared shiatless and probably looking for an off ramp. He can't get anyone to take *this* test for him.
 
2020-09-27 11:10:18 AM  

make me some tea: cretinbob: Trump is totally going to fark up the debate, isn't he?

He's not capable of debating. He doesn't know anything.


Point of fact, he has a very big brain. And he knows more about war than the Generals.
 
2020-09-27 11:11:52 AM  
All Biden needs to do is outperform expectations. Its a low bar for a win, but it's Trump's fault that he set the bar so low.
 
2020-09-27 11:17:36 AM  

IgG4: All Biden needs to do is outperform expectations. Its a low bar for a win, but it's Trump's fault that he set the bar so low.


That was a surprising headline to see on Bloomberg this morning.
 
2020-09-27 11:18:07 AM  
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2020-09-27 11:29:00 AM  

Badmoodman: I certainly hope that in debate prep for Biden, Mayor Pete, who was playing Trump, acted like a freaking loud mouthed lunatic who ping-ponged all over the place. I'd hate for Joe to look surprised.



Help! I got this wrong. Pete is acting as Pence for the VP debate. Anyone know who is playing Trump for debate prep?
 
2020-09-27 11:30:35 AM  
Anyone who discusses mental health and does not immediately mention Donny is not interested in mental health
 
2020-09-27 11:31:44 AM  

Badmoodman: Badmoodman: I certainly hope that in debate prep for Biden, Mayor Pete, who was playing Trump, acted like a freaking loud mouthed lunatic who ping-ponged all over the place. I'd hate for Joe to look surprised.


Help! I got this wrong. Pete is acting as Pence for the VP debate. Anyone know who is playing Trump for debate prep?


Probably a See 'n Say....
 
2020-09-27 11:34:12 AM  

Badmoodman: Badmoodman: I certainly hope that in debate prep for Biden, Mayor Pete, who was playing Trump, acted like a freaking loud mouthed lunatic who ping-ponged all over the place. I'd hate for Joe to look surprised.


Help! I got this wrong. Pete is acting as Pence for the VP debate. Anyone know who is playing Trump for debate prep?


Alec Baldwin?
 
2020-09-27 11:34:31 AM  
Joe Biden needs to preface every statement with:
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2020-09-27 11:34:48 AM  

Badmoodman: Badmoodman: I certainly hope that in debate prep for Biden, Mayor Pete, who was playing Trump, acted like a freaking loud mouthed lunatic who ping-ponged all over the place. I'd hate for Joe to look surprised.


Help! I got this wrong. Pete is acting as Pence for the VP debate. Anyone know who is playing Trump for debate prep?


They found a schizophrenic wandering around the streets and gave him more meth than you can imagine. It got him pretty close to the Trump mindset.
 
2020-09-27 11:35:15 AM  

bloobeary: "Biden issssshlobop shplobble!" trump is reported to have said after being revived, following his latest pulmonary incident.


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2020-09-27 11:35:43 AM  
All Biden has to do is ask Donnie what he had for breakfast the day before yesterday.
 
2020-09-27 11:37:49 AM  

Badmoodman: Badmoodman: I certainly hope that in debate prep for Biden, Mayor Pete, who was playing Trump, acted like a freaking loud mouthed lunatic who ping-ponged all over the place. I'd hate for Joe to look surprised.


Help! I got this wrong. Pete is acting as Pence for the VP debate. Anyone know who is playing Trump for debate prep?


They ran this through an amplifier to get the same quality of discourse.
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2020-09-27 11:38:32 AM  

alechemist: Badmoodman: I certainly hope that in debate prep for Biden, Mayor Pete, who was playing Trump, acted like a freaking loud mouthed lunatic who ping-ponged all over the place. I'd hate for Joe to look surprised.

I'm worried Joe will just flip on trump and call him a jackass on live TV.


That would obviously prove that Biden doesn't have the temperament go be president.
 
2020-09-27 11:38:56 AM  

Badmoodman: Badmoodman: I certainly hope that in debate prep for Biden, Mayor Pete, who was playing Trump, acted like a freaking loud mouthed lunatic who ping-ponged all over the place. I'd hate for Joe to look surprised.


Help! I got this wrong. Pete is acting as Pence for the VP debate. Anyone know who is playing Trump for debate prep?


Gary Busey?
 
2020-09-27 11:40:16 AM  
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2020-09-27 11:41:30 AM  

alechemist: Badmoodman: I certainly hope that in debate prep for Biden, Mayor Pete, who was playing Trump, acted like a freaking loud mouthed lunatic who ping-ponged all over the place. I'd hate for Joe to look surprised.

I'm worried Joe will just flip on trump and call him a jackass on live TV.


Trump wouldn't leave that sit and would probably respond with "n***er lover".
 
2020-09-27 11:41:52 AM  
Biden should present him with a cognitive ability test during the debate and challenge him to take it right then and there.
 
2020-09-27 11:42:29 AM  

Spartapuss: alechemist: Badmoodman: I certainly hope that in debate prep for Biden, Mayor Pete, who was playing Trump, acted like a freaking loud mouthed lunatic who ping-ponged all over the place. I'd hate for Joe to look surprised.

I'm worried Joe will just flip on trump and call him a jackass on live TV.

Trump wouldn't leave that sit and would probably respond with "n***er lover".


Well, he knows he has to lock up his 35%.
 
2020-09-27 11:42:31 AM  

make me some tea: cretinbob: Trump is totally going to fark up the debate, isn't he?

He's not capable of debating. He doesn't know anything.


He debates like he negotiates, like an idiot full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

/credit to the Bard.
 
2020-09-27 11:44:11 AM  

Spartapuss: alechemist: Badmoodman: I certainly hope that in debate prep for Biden, Mayor Pete, who was playing Trump, acted like a freaking loud mouthed lunatic who ping-ponged all over the place. I'd hate for Joe to look surprised.

I'm worried Joe will just flip on trump and call him a jackass on live TV.

Trump wouldn't leave that sit and would probably respond with "n***er lover".


To high brow for Trumpy, he'd take a swipe at Bidens dead wife and child.

At which point Biden knocks him flat on his Depends for the whole world to see.
 
2020-09-27 11:44:35 AM  
He's going to stalk Biden around the stage, isn't he?
 
2020-09-27 11:46:53 AM  
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2020-09-27 11:48:04 AM  
Demands Biden undergo a drug test.

Still refuses to release tax returns.

What an asshole.
 
2020-09-27 11:49:25 AM  
Trump has also been eager to target Biden personally, looking to lean into attacks on his son, Hunter Biden, once he's on the debate stage, including over his Ukraine business dealings while his father was in office...

I really, really hope Biden is prepared correctly for this one. It's really simple, he just need to list the following names:
Donald Trump, Jr
Eric Trump
Ivanka Trump
Jared Kushner

That's. It.

Trump has 4 TIMES the number of family members with conflicts of interest and who only have their jobs thru nepotism. It doesn't require any other defense.
 
2020-09-27 11:50:47 AM  
I now want to make a parody song called Projection Machine
Michael Jackson - Dancing Machine
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2020-09-27 11:52:28 AM  
I still maintain that it should be held on a cattle scale, and Joe's weight should be tarred out.
 
2020-09-27 11:57:33 AM  
I want the candidates to have to wear noise cancelling masks.  So the Candidate whose turn it is to talk doesn't get interrupted.
 
2020-09-27 11:57:38 AM  
...and every ready-made canned clever quip is the lazy way out.

/but you feel like you've contributed
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2020-09-27 11:57:40 AM  

alechemist: Badmoodman: I certainly hope that in debate prep for Biden, Mayor Pete, who was playing Trump, acted like a freaking loud mouthed lunatic who ping-ponged all over the place. I'd hate for Joe to look surprised.

I'm worried Joe will just flip on trump and call him a jackass on live TV.


Joe should challenge him to race down a ramp.
 
2020-09-27 11:57:58 AM  
He said that "Biden doesn't know he's alive."

So he thinks that Biden is running as the candidate for the Ghost Party?
 
2020-09-27 11:58:36 AM  
The debates should include a Jenga tower. Pull a block to earn speaking time to answer questions.

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2020-09-27 11:58:51 AM  

40 degree day: alechemist: Badmoodman: I certainly hope that in debate prep for Biden, Mayor Pete, who was playing Trump, acted like a freaking loud mouthed lunatic who ping-ponged all over the place. I'd hate for Joe to look surprised.

I'm worried Joe will just flip on trump and call him a jackass on live TV.

Joe should challenge him to race down a ramp.


Up and down a ramp.
 
2020-09-27 11:59:17 AM  

HowDidIGetHere: He said that "Biden doesn't know he's alive."

So he thinks that Biden is running as the candidate for the Ghost Party?


*laughs hermancainly*
 
2020-09-27 12:00:21 PM  

HowDidIGetHere: He said that "Biden doesn't know he's alive."

So he thinks that Biden is running as the candidate for the Ghost Party?


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GOP is the ghost party.
 
2020-09-27 12:01:54 PM  

Boondock3806: Person, woman, man, camera, TV

Checkmate, morans.


He aced that test, even had a better score than any other person in history.
 
2020-09-27 12:02:06 PM  
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2020-09-27 12:02:56 PM  
Joe should remind trump that most Americans were amazed and surprised that trump could indeed pick out an elephant ..
 
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