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(Daily Mail)   Apparently, Kate Beckinsale rode on a helicopter with Helen Mirren and Rebel Wilson. That's it. That's the entire story. The Daily Fail strikes again   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-09-27 8:47:43 AM  
What were they wearing?


To cover their faces, you pervs.
 
2020-09-27 9:01:33 AM  
The Daily Fail was anticipating a 'Kobe Bryant moment.'
 
2020-09-27 9:04:15 AM  
Who's the lucky bastard with Mirren?
 
2020-09-27 9:12:13 AM  

August11: Who's the lucky bastard with Mirren?



The lucky bastard is her husband, director Taylor Hackford.
 
2020-09-27 9:59:04 AM  
Kate Beckinsale thread!


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2020-09-27 10:28:07 AM  
You had me at "Kate Beckinsale rode".
 
2020-09-27 10:48:51 AM  
And they swore they wouldn't ever tell anyone I named my dick 'helicopter'.
 
2020-09-27 10:49:03 AM  
Great, now I question the existence of rotary aircraft, tits, Merlin, and vampires.
 
2020-09-27 10:54:15 AM  
Kill, Marry, fark?
 
2020-09-27 10:54:21 AM  
I fail to see the fail. I'll click on anything that says "Kate Beckinsale".

/ Actually I click on most Mail links to see the cheesecake in the right-hand column
// Though you have to wade through the Kardashian links
/// Use incognito mode or you get awful adverts following you everywhere on the web
 
2020-09-27 10:55:54 AM  
Damn, Rebel Wilson, that's a rough 45...
 
2020-09-27 11:00:34 AM  
I was going to make a comment about Beckinsale and Mirren needing a third person on their side to offset the weight, but that would be crass and mean.
 
2020-09-27 11:08:28 AM  
Now they all have covid
 
2020-09-27 11:12:52 AM  

AlfalfaMale: Damn, Rebel Wilson, that's a rough 45...


Meh, looks about right for 45 if not wearing makeup and just making a Wal-Mart run.
 
2020-09-27 11:15:04 AM  
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"Three famous actresses walk into a helicopter. The mess was horrific!"
 
2020-09-27 11:17:16 AM  

AlfalfaMale: Damn, Rebel Wilson, that's a rough 45...


I would have guessed early 30s. And yes, it's a recent photo, taken yesterday.

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2020-09-27 11:19:20 AM  

Colour_out_of_Space: I was going to make a comment about Beckinsale and Mirren needing a third person on their side to offset the weight, but that would be crass and mean.


Never fear commenting what is true.
 
2020-09-27 11:29:20 AM  

jaytkay: AlfalfaMale: Damn, Rebel Wilson, that's a rough 45...

I would have guessed early 30s. And yes, it's a recent photo, taken yesterday.

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I recall there being something about her lying about her age so casting agents would consider her for roles.
 
2020-09-27 11:39:25 AM  
You had me at Helen Mirren.

/ yes, please
 
2020-09-27 11:45:44 AM  

Winterlight: You had me at Helen Mirren.

/ yes, please


Uh ... to each their own I guess. That picture in the bikini was 15 years ago.
Also, subby, nobody forced you to submit this. I guess you did it ironically.
 
2020-09-27 12:04:38 PM  
Its a cover-up people, James Corden was on the flight too and was pushed out the door. When the truth comes out the story will run with the Hero tag
 
2020-09-27 12:07:27 PM  
I mean it still sounds better than most of our days..
 
2020-09-27 12:10:21 PM  
Hot girls always have that fat friend.
 
2020-09-27 12:12:35 PM  
I would like to lift, drag, and rotate Kate. Oh hell, I would to Helen as well.
 
2020-09-27 12:20:09 PM  
on a helicopter

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2020-09-27 12:46:48 PM  

devilskware: Uh ... to each their own I guess. That picture in the bikini was 15 years ago.


I'm 15 years older than when that pic was taken, too.

/ different strokes for different folks
// and so on and so on and scooby dooby doo
 
2020-09-27 1:30:42 PM  
It's 2020, that's like mocking fate then spitting in its face.
 
2020-09-27 2:19:17 PM  
Because it was posted by The Daily Mail, I now am not certain that helicopters exist.
 
2020-09-27 2:31:28 PM  

Leishu: Because it was posted by The Daily Mail, I now am not certain that helicopters exist.


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2020-09-27 2:35:30 PM  
Kate Beckinsale, Helen Mirren, and Rebel Wilson are riding in a helicopter. The helicopter pilot says,

"Wow this is my lucky day, to be with three famous women! Kate Beckinsale, I think I saw you naked in...what was that movie?"

"Haunted?" Kate Beckinsale said. "Winged Creatures? Laurel Canyon?"

"One of those!" said the helicopter pilot. "And Helen Mirren, of course I remember you being nude in....can't remember the name of it..."

"Caligula? Age of Consent?" said Helen Mirren. "Maybe Savage Messiah?"

"I'm not sure!" said the helicopter pilot. "And Rebel Wilson....what were you nude in?"

"I don't do nude scenes" said Rebel Wilson.

"Ah" said the pilot "No one's asked you to, that's ok"
 
2020-09-27 2:37:53 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Leishu: Because it was posted by The Daily Mail, I now am not certain that helicopters exist.

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Sorry - I don't get your reference. I'm not a football fan.
 
2020-09-27 2:43:02 PM  

Christian Bale: "I don't do nude scenes" said Rebel Wilson.

"Ah" said the pilot "No one's asked you to, that's ok"


Yeah, no one asked her to.
 
2020-09-27 3:28:28 PM  

Christian Bale: Kate Beckinsale, Helen Mirren, and Rebel Wilson are riding in a helicopter. The helicopter pilot says,

"Wow this is my lucky day, to be with three famous women! Kate Beckinsale, I think I saw you naked in...what was that movie?"

"Haunted?" Kate Beckinsale said. "Winged Creatures? Laurel Canyon?"

"One of those!" said the helicopter pilot. "And Helen Mirren, of course I remember you being nude in....can't remember the name of it..."

"Caligula? Age of Consent?" said Helen Mirren. "Maybe Savage Messiah?"

"I'm not sure!" said the helicopter pilot. "And Rebel Wilson....what were you nude in?"

"I don't do nude scenes" said Rebel Wilson.

"Ah" said the pilot "No one's asked you to, that's ok"


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2020-09-27 5:33:21 PM  
Apparently, Rebel Wilson has been literally working her ass off this year.

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2020-09-27 9:03:03 PM  

Thunderboy: Apparently, Rebel Wilson has been literally working her ass off this year.

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I'd still hit it. Skinny or fat.
 
2020-09-27 9:44:41 PM  

Me_Too_I_Ate_One_Too: Kill, Marry, fark?


Bullseye.

Thread over, I'll get the lights.
 
2020-09-28 4:15:49 AM  

Thunderboy: Apparently, Rebel Wilson has been literally working her ass off this year.

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Geezeus, Like something out of a Lovecraft story.
 
2020-09-28 7:37:59 AM  
Insurrectionist Smith, Mutineer Brown unavailable for comment.
 
2020-09-28 12:48:07 PM  

LZeitgeist: Me_Too_I_Ate_One_Too: Kill, Marry, fark?

Bullseye.

Thread over, I'll get the lights.



In headline order, MKF

/ however, according to the Red movies, Helen Mirren is unkillable so we all good
 
2020-09-28 1:07:08 PM  
I still maintain my position of only sleeping with women who will lwt me
 
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