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(Guardian)   Fark-ready headline: "The wurst is over: why Germany now loves to go vegetarian"   (theguardian.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Meat, Vegetarianism, Hamburger, meat-free, eastern France, burger joint, social implications, Feelings of guilt  
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2020-09-27 7:29:33 AM  
I do it to keep the gout at bay. fark gout.
 
2020-09-27 7:54:46 AM  
Your take my Bratwurst from my cold dead hands.
 
2020-09-27 7:55:18 AM  
Well, they're right to. Nobody needs meat with every meal, FFS. Especially the evil that is the hyperfarmed meat fastfood joints use to maximise profits.

I cook for a vegan household, and I have reduced my meat eating to "It's an expensive luxury", which meat has always been, until very recently in history when the hyperfarming started. It's now so absurd that every-meal meat-eating is seen as some sort of twisted 'human right', which is why battery-farming is still a thing legally.

The whole industry NEEDS to change, as producing meat very cheaply isn't just causing an environmental catastrophe, but a health crisis AND keeping in place barbaric livestock practices that have zero place in modern society.

/hardcore omnivore
 
2020-09-27 8:53:42 AM  
Nurnberger brats will always be welcome at my table....3 marks for a brat sandwich in 1967(75 cents )
 
2020-09-27 10:16:14 AM  
Knackwurst, blutwurst, weisswurst, bratwurst, schinkenwurst, send them all to me for safekeeping.
 
2020-09-27 10:16:54 AM  

born_yesterday: Knackwurst, blutwurst, weisswurst, bratwurst, schinkenwurst, send them all to me for safekeeping.


*invites self over*
 
2020-09-27 10:41:17 AM  

TheFoz: born_yesterday: Knackwurst, blutwurst, weisswurst, bratwurst, schinkenwurst, send them all to me for safekeeping.

*invites self over*


Bring some cheese curds and some New Glarus and I'll welcome you with a hug.
 
2020-09-27 10:58:19 AM  

born_yesterday: TheFoz: born_yesterday: Knackwurst, blutwurst, weisswurst, bratwurst, schinkenwurst, send them all to me for safekeeping.

*invites self over*

Bring some cheese curds and some New Glarus and I'll welcome you with a hug.


Done and done!
 
2020-09-27 11:21:04 AM  

born_yesterday: TheFoz: born_yesterday: Knackwurst, blutwurst, weisswurst, bratwurst, schinkenwurst, send them all to me for safekeeping.

*invites self over*

Bring some cheese curds and some New Glarus and I'll welcome you with a hug.


FARK THE PACKERS!
 
2020-09-27 11:39:20 AM  

TheFoz: born_yesterday: TheFoz: born_yesterday: Knackwurst, blutwurst, weisswurst, bratwurst, schinkenwurst, send them all to me for safekeeping.

*invites self over*

Bring some cheese curds and some New Glarus and I'll welcome you with a hug.

Done and done!


This is how Fark parties work now?
 
2020-09-27 12:16:11 PM  

uttertosh: Well, they're right to. Nobody needs meat with every meal, FFS. Especially the evil that is the hyperfarmed meat fastfood joints use to maximise profits.

I cook for a vegan household, and I have reduced my meat eating to "It's an expensive luxury", which meat has always been, until very recently in history when the hyperfarming started. It's now so absurd that every-meal meat-eating is seen as some sort of twisted 'human right', which is why battery-farming is still a thing legally.

The whole industry NEEDS to change, as producing meat very cheaply isn't just causing an environmental catastrophe, but a health crisis AND keeping in place barbaric livestock practices that have zero place in modern society.

/hardcore omnivore


Good post! Could not agree more.
 
2020-09-27 12:48:44 PM  

uttertosh: Well, they're right to. Nobody needs meat with every meal, FFS. Especially the evil that is the hyperfarmed meat fastfood joints use to maximise profits.

I cook for a vegan household, and I have reduced my meat eating to "It's an expensive luxury", which meat has always been, until very recently in history when the hyperfarming started. It's now so absurd that every-meal meat-eating is seen as some sort of twisted 'human right', which is why battery-farming is still a thing legally.

The whole industry NEEDS to change, as producing meat very cheaply isn't just causing an environmental catastrophe, but a health crisis AND keeping in place barbaric livestock practices that have zero place in modern society.

/hardcore omnivore


They are farking animals.
 
2020-09-27 1:35:06 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: uttertosh: Well, they're right to. Nobody needs meat with every meal, FFS. Especially the evil that is the hyperfarmed meat fastfood joints use to maximise profits.

I cook for a vegan household, and I have reduced my meat eating to "It's an expensive luxury", which meat has always been, until very recently in history when the hyperfarming started. It's now so absurd that every-meal meat-eating is seen as some sort of twisted 'human right', which is why battery-farming is still a thing legally.

The whole industry NEEDS to change, as producing meat very cheaply isn't just causing an environmental catastrophe, but a health crisis AND keeping in place barbaric livestock practices that have zero place in modern society.

/hardcore omnivore

They are farking animals.


Narrator: We all are.
 
2020-09-27 1:45:13 PM  

uttertosh: Ketchuponsteak: uttertosh: Well, they're right to. Nobody needs meat with every meal, FFS. Especially the evil that is the hyperfarmed meat fastfood joints use to maximise profits.

I cook for a vegan household, and I have reduced my meat eating to "It's an expensive luxury", which meat has always been, until very recently in history when the hyperfarming started. It's now so absurd that every-meal meat-eating is seen as some sort of twisted 'human right', which is why battery-farming is still a thing legally.

The whole industry NEEDS to change, as producing meat very cheaply isn't just causing an environmental catastrophe, but a health crisis AND keeping in place barbaric livestock practices that have zero place in modern society.

/hardcore omnivore

They are farking animals.

Narrator: We all are.


But not in a sexual way.
 
2020-09-27 2:00:34 PM  
Really? Nobody? OK, fine...

You know who else was vegetarian?
 
2020-09-27 2:13:21 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: uttertosh: Ketchuponsteak: uttertosh: Well, they're right to. Nobody needs meat with every meal, FFS. Especially the evil that is the hyperfarmed meat fastfood joints use to maximise profits.

I cook for a vegan household, and I have reduced my meat eating to "It's an expensive luxury", which meat has always been, until very recently in history when the hyperfarming started. It's now so absurd that every-meal meat-eating is seen as some sort of twisted 'human right', which is why battery-farming is still a thing legally.

The whole industry NEEDS to change, as producing meat very cheaply isn't just causing an environmental catastrophe, but a health crisis AND keeping in place barbaric livestock practices that have zero place in modern society.

/hardcore omnivore

They are farking animals.

Narrator: We all are.

But not in a sexual way.


I dunno. Maybe if all you get is a fleshlight, but the rest of us who have sex, usually do so with another animal.

Or, maybe you're one of these complete weirdos who don't think that humans are actually animal?
 
2020-09-27 2:17:06 PM  

FormlessOne: Really? Nobody? OK, fine...

You know who else was vegetarian?


Your mom! She's the reason I dyed my pubes green and my dick orange!

/sorry, couldn't help it
 
2020-09-27 2:25:21 PM  

uttertosh: Ketchuponsteak: uttertosh: Ketchuponsteak: uttertosh: Well, they're right to. Nobody needs meat with every meal, FFS. Especially the evil that is the hyperfarmed meat fastfood joints use to maximise profits.

I cook for a vegan household, and I have reduced my meat eating to "It's an expensive luxury", which meat has always been, until very recently in history when the hyperfarming started. It's now so absurd that every-meal meat-eating is seen as some sort of twisted 'human right', which is why battery-farming is still a thing legally.

The whole industry NEEDS to change, as producing meat very cheaply isn't just causing an environmental catastrophe, but a health crisis AND keeping in place barbaric livestock practices that have zero place in modern society.

/hardcore omnivore

They are farking animals.

Narrator: We all are.

But not in a sexual way.

I dunno. Maybe if all you get is a fleshlight, but the rest of us who have sex, usually do so with another animal.

Or, maybe you're one of these complete weirdos who don't think that humans are actually animal?


"They are non-humans!" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
 
2020-09-27 2:26:12 PM  

FormlessOne: Really? Nobody? OK, fine...

You know who else was vegetarian?


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2020-09-27 2:41:10 PM  

uttertosh: FormlessOne: Really? Nobody? OK, fine...

You know who else was vegetarian?

Your mom! She's the reason I dyed my pubes green and my dick orange!

/sorry, couldn't help it


You went full pumpkin. You never go full pumpkin.
 
2020-09-27 3:15:33 PM  

FormlessOne: uttertosh: FormlessOne: Really? Nobody? OK, fine...

You know who else was vegetarian?

Your mom! She's the reason I dyed my pubes green and my dick orange!

/sorry, couldn't help it

You went full pumpkin. You never go full pumpkin.


As much as I appreciate the compliment about girth, I was actually going for the 'carrot look'. ;-)
 
2020-09-27 3:34:05 PM  
Well have fun. Doing braised pork shank in a juniper demi glaze with scalloped sweet potatoes and apples for dinner tonight.

/Can't decide whether to add cream to the reduction or no...
 
2020-09-27 3:43:32 PM  

NINEv2: Well have fun. Doing braised pork shank in a juniper demi glaze with scalloped sweet potatoes and apples for dinner tonight.

/Can't decide whether to add cream to the reduction or no...


F*CK that sounds goooooood!!!

/add the cream, but deglaze the pan with a splash of balsamic or applecider vinegar first.
 
2020-09-27 3:48:42 PM  

uttertosh: NINEv2: Well have fun. Doing braised pork shank in a juniper demi glaze with scalloped sweet potatoes and apples for dinner tonight.

/Can't decide whether to add cream to the reduction or no...

F*CK that sounds goooooood!!!

/add the cream, but deglaze the pan with a splash of balsamic or applecider vinegar first.


I just may. Was going to use one of these cute little single serving merlot bottles...
 
2020-09-27 10:21:19 PM  

uttertosh: FormlessOne: uttertosh: FormlessOne: Really? Nobody? OK, fine...

You know who else was vegetarian?

Your mom! She's the reason I dyed my pubes green and my dick orange!

/sorry, couldn't help it

You went full pumpkin. You never go full pumpkin.

As much as I appreciate the compliment about girth, I was actually going for the 'carrot look'. ;-)


I would NEVER assume your root to be a... root vegetable. No, good sir - gored by gourd should be the idiom!
 
2020-09-27 10:30:35 PM  

uttertosh: FormlessOne: uttertosh: FormlessOne: Really? Nobody? OK, fine...

You know who else was vegetarian?

Your mom! She's the reason I dyed my pubes green and my dick orange!

/sorry, couldn't help it

You went full pumpkin. You never go full pumpkin.

As much as I appreciate the compliment about girth, I was actually going for the 'carrot look'. ;-)


Carrots are naturally purple, so all you have to do is take a good length of string, tie it....what?
 
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