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(Daily Motion)   Fake news refuses to acknowledge His Most Righteous King of Everything and Winner of TWO Noble Peace Prizes Which Should Have Been SEVEN Or EIGHT and Also The Most Humble President Who Ever Threw FOUR Touchdowns in One Game and Going to State Finals   (dailymotion.com) divider line
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2020-09-27 4:31:27 AM  
Nominations mean virtually nothing. They aren't newsworthy I don't care who you are.
 
2020-09-27 4:37:36 AM  
Dance, monkey, dance!
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2020-09-27 5:13:22 AM  
(click) Autoplay video of the shiattiest toddler.  Close that now.
 
2020-09-27 6:20:57 AM  
We are all Don Lemon.

Don Lemon's Frustrated Reaction to Trump Noble Prize Tweets
Youtube w_zOBOqqrfo
 
2020-09-27 6:23:09 AM  
So...so many things wrong with what he said in that clip.  I'll just note that he sounds more and more like that stoned guy at the party trying to tell you a story that he thinks is really important.
 
2020-09-27 6:45:01 AM  
I love the way he never mentions that it was a crass politically motivated nomination and made it sound like he actually won.

You can get a ham sandwich nominated if you so desire so his heavy handed attempt to seem less terrible here will only play to his propaganda addicted base of cultists who eat up every stupid nonsensical thing he says and then act like it was anything other than a gish gallop of lies.

Fake news, indeed.
 
2020-09-27 6:48:14 AM  
Our humble president is the best argument for an inheritance tax I've ever heard. He truly believes that he should win one of the most prestigious awards on the planet just because he's in office.
 
2020-09-27 6:50:13 AM  

Catlenfell: Our humble president is the best argument for an inheritance tax I've ever heard. He truly believes that he should win one of the most prestigious awards on the planet just because he's in office.


his family illegally evaded taxes to give him any money he ever had.  he's had more given to him to launder by mobsters and embezzled than he's made on his own.  Tax returns are any day now, right?
 
2020-09-27 6:50:19 AM  
38 more days?
Then the real crazy kicks in.
 
2020-09-27 6:51:35 AM  
[Click to Unmute]

Do I have to?
 
2020-09-27 6:52:58 AM  
I was going to flame subby with wtf are you on about but while by no means anywhere near a legal transcript, I'm going to sip my tea and say 'close enough.'
 
2020-09-27 6:53:17 AM  

AquaTatanka: Catlenfell: Our humble president is the best argument for an inheritance tax I've ever heard. He truly believes that he should win one of the most prestigious awards on the planet just because he's in office.

his family illegally evaded taxes to give him any money he ever had.  he's had more given to him to launder by mobsters and embezzled than he's made on his own.  Tax returns are any day now, right?


His next line will be, "I'm not president any more. I'm not showing my taxes."
The best we can hope for is for his business to slowly crumble, his kids loot what ever they can, and the clan farks off to another counter to avoid scrutiny.
 
2020-09-27 6:54:16 AM  
FYI: Trump was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize by a single member of the Norwegian parliament: Christian Tybring-Gjedde, a Swedish, pro-Russian, far-right, anti-immigration Islamophobic politician. He also nominated Trump in 2018. Oh, and before any Trumpers start in with the "honor to be nominated" crap, there are 318 candidates for the Nobel Peace Prize for 2020.
 
2020-09-27 6:54:53 AM  
I cannot tell whether he is lying or deluded?  He does realise that being nominate not only means nothing, but cannot be confirmed, so it is a non-story?  Oh and he thinks he won two of these nothings.
 
2020-09-27 6:58:11 AM  

Catlenfell: AquaTatanka: Catlenfell: Our humble president is the best argument for an inheritance tax I've ever heard. He truly believes that he should win one of the most prestigious awards on the planet just because he's in office.

his family illegally evaded taxes to give him any money he ever had.  he's had more given to him to launder by mobsters and embezzled than he's made on his own.  Tax returns are any day now, right?

His next line will be, "I'm not president any more. I'm not showing my taxes."
The best we can hope for is for his business to slowly crumble, his kids loot what ever they can, and the clan farks off to another counter to avoid scrutiny.


We're just finding out now that all three most recent SC justice appointees also happened to preside over Bush v Gore.

Think of the number of eggs these nits have laid?

And by nits I mean the obvious and undeniable desire for power that all of the Trump kids and clan have.
 
2020-09-27 6:58:56 AM  
He looks like a Thanksgiving Day turkey that was well-basted, but left under the broiler for ten minutes too long. The back-side of his head is probably still raw.
 
2020-09-27 7:00:25 AM  
He would have won two Nobel Prizes, if not for the fake male-in votes.
 
2020-09-27 7:03:17 AM  
Unsee it I dare you

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2020-09-27 7:07:29 AM  

foo monkey: He would have won two Nobel Prizes, if not for the fake male-in votes.


A typo or a saucy, gay play on words?  Either way, I'm fappin'.
 
2020-09-27 7:07:50 AM  

Todd300: Unsee it I dare you

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That is great! Thanks for posting that.
 
2020-09-27 7:11:07 AM  

TimeCubeFan: Todd300: Unsee it I dare you

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That is great! Thanks for posting that.


wish I could claim I made it but it was from a semi recent Fark thread.

Love how blue eyes on a duck look jaundiced on the, uh, Donald...
 
2020-09-27 7:14:33 AM  
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2020-09-27 7:18:23 AM  

Langdon_777: I cannot tell whether he is lying or deluded?  He does realise that being nominate not only means nothing, but cannot be confirmed, so it is a non-story?  Oh and he thinks he won two of these nothings.


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2020-09-27 7:20:49 AM  
2 Noble Prizes in one week.  That IS amazing.

It's weird that he makes up stories about things that don't exist when there's plenty to talk about regarding things that do exist.  Like an affadavitt describing how he raped a 14 year old girl.

I wonder which story would hold up in a court of law - and not just in front of this group in Pennsylvania he describes as "disgusting people."
 
2020-09-27 7:22:18 AM  
It looks like it's wearing blackface. And its hair looks like a bicycle helmet
 
2020-09-27 7:23:54 AM  
Takes talent to negotiate peace treaties between countries that were never in conflict
 
2020-09-27 7:25:41 AM  

Todd300: Unsee it I dare you

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And the best part is, they both have the same temperament.
 
2020-09-27 7:26:26 AM  
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2020-09-27 7:33:15 AM  
just wait until he finds out that the Noble prize shares its name with the family of Noble gases.
 
2020-09-27 7:34:39 AM  

Catlenfell: AquaTatanka: Catlenfell: Our humble president is the best argument for an inheritance tax I've ever heard. He truly believes that he should win one of the most prestigious awards on the planet just because he's in office.

his family illegally evaded taxes to give him any money he ever had.  he's had more given to him to launder by mobsters and embezzled than he's made on his own.  Tax returns are any day now, right?

His next line will be, "I'm not president any more. I'm not showing my taxes."
The best we can hope for is for his business to slowly crumble, his kids loot what ever they can, and the clan farks off to another counter to avoid scrutiny.


He won't have any say in it. Once there's a new President, Congress can request his tax returns for the last 40 years and read them into the Congressional Record. Hell, they can redact the SSNs and just release them publicly if they want.
 
2020-09-27 7:46:04 AM  
FFS, I am so sick of sites like that giving my phone browser cancer. Somehow it ended up showing me a video about Cardi B while half the screen was a cookie acceptance message. I don't care what the article is about if I have to maneuver around that much garbage to see it.

Oh, and I already know that Trump is an egomaniacal asshole with delusions of grandeur.
 
2020-09-27 7:52:42 AM  
Sadly, I would bet that most of his supporters think he actually won.
 
2020-09-27 7:58:10 AM  
The stupid trash actually counted to see how many times Obama said "me" or "I" to prove how self centered and selfish he was.
 
2020-09-27 8:01:17 AM  
A while back there was a story on Fark with video about how slowing his speaking down made him sound like a sloppy drunk rambling on. Just realized he still sounds like a sloppy drunk, but on coke. And he's a piece of shiat, to be clear.
 
2020-09-27 8:03:06 AM  

NobleHam: Sadly, I would bet that most of his supporters think he actually won.


Your used name checks out really well
 
2020-09-27 8:13:34 AM  
Watching him being self-congratulatory makes me disgusted.  What a sack of excrement.
 
2020-09-27 8:26:32 AM  
Sunny left out all the golf tournaments he won at his own clubs and the coffee mugs he got for the world's best boss, father and lover.
 
2020-09-27 8:28:21 AM  

EvilEgg: Nominations mean virtually nothing. They aren't newsworthy I don't care who you are.


This! I've been nominated for a lot of stuff in my life and if I didn't win I forgot about it.
 
2020-09-27 8:29:45 AM  

EvilEgg: Nominations mean virtually nothing. They aren't newsworthy I don't care who you are.


As I mentioned once before...  When you are grasping at straws, you will take anything you can find to make a positive.

And Cheetolini's followers are having a VERY hard time finding straws to grasp.

To illustrate how truly absurd this looks in real life...  One of his newest adverts shows how he has "rebuilt the military, took out terrorist #1 and #2, and destroyed ISIS", and then, "Nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize", all in the same ad.

And the people eating that up don't see the irony in it at all.
 
2020-09-27 8:34:49 AM  

groppet: EvilEgg: Nominations mean virtually nothing. They aren't newsworthy I don't care who you are.

This! I've been nominated for a lot of stuff in my life and if I didn't win I forgot about it.


Then how do you know you were nominated...
 
2020-09-27 8:37:28 AM  

rudemix: A while back there was a story on Fark with video about how slowing his speaking down made him sound like a sloppy drunk rambling on. Just realized he still sounds like a sloppy drunk, but on coke. And he's a piece of shiat, to be clear.


He gets it flowing for those rallies, and there are 2 easy tells in those situation.
1, as you say, he is loaded with a stimulant for those rallies. He doesn't carry nearly that amount of energy in any other setting.
2. when he leans on the podium and pivots left or right to people while talking, he is lying.  This doesn't mean he doesn't lie from other positions, but that one is a near exclusive position of lying.

People will say he ALWAYS leans on the podium and pivots.  And the correct response is, "Yes.  Yes he does."
 
2020-09-27 8:39:00 AM  

twat_waffle: Catlenfell: AquaTatanka: Catlenfell: Our humble president is the best argument for an inheritance tax I've ever heard. He truly believes that he should win one of the most prestigious awards on the planet just because he's in office.

his family illegally evaded taxes to give him any money he ever had.  he's had more given to him to launder by mobsters and embezzled than he's made on his own.  Tax returns are any day now, right?

His next line will be, "I'm not president any more. I'm not showing my taxes."
The best we can hope for is for his business to slowly crumble, his kids loot what ever they can, and the clan farks off to another counter to avoid scrutiny.

He won't have any say in it. Once there's a new President, Congress can request his tax returns for the last 40 years and read them into the Congressional Record. Hell, they can redact the SSNs and just release them publicly if they want.


Then we find out how well Mcconnell's court packing strategy works.
 
2020-09-27 8:41:34 AM  

groppet: Sunny left out all the golf tournaments he won at his own clubs and the coffee mugs he got for the world's best boss, father and lover.


All from the same person.
 
2020-09-27 8:42:48 AM  

sourballs: It looks like it's wearing blackface. And its hair looks like a bicycle helmet


I think you're onto something....
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2020-09-27 8:46:12 AM  

groppet: Sunny left out all the golf tournaments he won at his own clubs and the coffee mugs he got for the world's best boss, father and lover.


You have to include the Oxford comma otherwise it makes it sound like the same person gave him all three mugs.
 
2020-09-27 8:52:12 AM  
This year it looks like it is announced BEFORE the election.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_​N​obel_Peace_Prize
 
2020-09-27 8:54:00 AM  

Todd300: [Click to Unmute]


Why? Why would you do that?
 
2020-09-27 8:59:46 AM  

1funguy: 38 more days?
Then the real crazy kicks in.


...one way or another.
 
2020-09-27 8:59:49 AM  

Alphax: (click) Autoplay video of the shiattiest toddler.  Close that now.


"Disable HTML5 Autoplay" is a clunkily named but effective Chrome extension.
 
2020-09-27 8:59:52 AM  

quatchi: You can get a ham sandwich nominated if you so desire


Nobels are not awarded posthumously.

That Trump has been nominated proves you can nominate a pig, however.
 
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