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2020-09-26 10:16:04 PM  
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2020-09-27 2:37:36 AM  
Wait. How did you get into the basement of the pizza shop??
 
2020-09-27 2:39:07 AM  
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2020-09-27 2:39:58 AM  
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2020-09-27 2:47:41 AM  
every time i set my washer on gentle spin, i can hear it whispering 'satan isn't all that bad.. satan isn't all that bad..
 
2020-09-27 3:02:41 AM  
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2020-09-27 3:07:32 AM  
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2020-09-27 3:10:07 AM  
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/that popped up after some scrolling
//apparently a lot of people spell satin sheets differently
///hmm...
 
2020-09-27 3:11:47 AM  

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/that popped up after some scrolling
//apparently a lot of people spell satin sheets differently
///hmm...


Would it be impossible to not have words be that close in spelling?
 
2020-09-27 3:27:22 AM  
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2020-09-27 4:03:04 AM  
It's a hell of a lot easier than freshening up your clothes with dryer sheets and other non-occult methods!
 
2020-09-27 4:04:07 AM  

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Those Satan hands in the middle are obviously farking each other.
 
2020-09-27 4:16:57 AM  
That explains why us night custodians are little...strange. *skitters away*
 
2020-09-27 4:44:17 AM  

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/that popped up after some scrolling
//apparently a lot of people spell satin sheets differently
///hmm...

Would it be impossible to not have words be that close in spelling?


Webster has around 470k words. Oxford has around 600k.
The English alphabet has 26 letters.

I'd say pretty difficult.
Add to that fact that it's built using different languages and follows different rules. Eg:
- difference in pronunciation daughter vs laughter
- quilt= quilting. quit= quitting.
- box=boxes, ox=oxen
And sooo many more.

Can you can't to potato? Good. Now spell it:
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2020-09-27 4:50:25 AM  
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2020-09-27 5:58:06 AM  
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/Are you on the square?
 
2020-09-27 6:01:33 AM  
So, like being an evangelical Trump supporter?
 
2020-09-27 6:49:43 AM  
Oh, great. I hope they cleaned it up beforehand - we really don't need Satan and his demon hoard on respirators when they have a republican agenda to take care of.
 
2020-09-27 9:41:57 AM  
Unfortunately the tenant in 2C, Archangel Michael, has no clean robes for work though this morning.
 
2020-09-27 10:07:58 AM  
After you are done you'll be able to properly wash your goat leggings
 
2020-09-27 10:08:20 AM  
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2020-09-27 10:40:37 AM  
I've only heard the term "satanize" in one other place:  in a song by Deicide.
 
2020-09-27 11:03:11 AM  

dennysgod: After you are done you'll be able to properly wash your goat leggings

Not obscure at all


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2020-09-27 11:19:36 AM  

suburbanguerilla: I've only heard the term "satanize" in one other place:  in a song by Deicide.


I am pretty sure Glen has direct communication with Satan
 
2020-09-27 11:53:44 AM  
Goddamn Gallows - Y'all Motherfuckers Need Jesus
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2020-09-27 12:20:07 PM  

dennysgod: After you are done you'll be able to properly wash your goat leggings


Torgo approves.
 
2020-09-27 1:12:39 PM  

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I lol'd @ "Satan's Got Your Nose". Then I said it again a few times in my head using the South Park Satan voice.

/Good times.
//yes I am simple
 
2020-09-27 1:14:11 PM  

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/that popped up after some scrolling
//apparently a lot of people spell satin sheets differently
///hmm...


Back in the day when I was teaching 8th grade English/Language Arts/Writing, I had my students write a short story on anything they wanted. One student turned in an epic take on Paradise Lost, but he was the opposite of your sheet shoppers. As the story went, God and Satin were best friends, but Satin became jealous of God, because God was better at everything and got to do all the cool stuff. So, Satin declared war on God, and Satin tried to kick God's butt, but because Satin sucked, he lost, and God kicked Satin out of Heaven. Satin then went to Hell and took it over, and whenever he got the chance, Satin would go up to Earth and mess with God's creation.

Satin tempted Eve. Satin put evil thoughts in Cain's mind, and Cain killed Abel for Satin. And so on, and so on. I had to take a break from grading because I spilled my beer laughing. It was one of the few times I saw a student's work utterly fail on an academic level and yet win on a sublime level the student had no idea existed.
 
2020-09-27 1:56:02 PM  
It's easy to satanize a laundry room. Just clean the lint holders and take the messiahs off the walls.
 
2020-09-27 2:35:23 PM  

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/that popped up after some scrolling
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///hmm...

Back in the day when I was teaching 8th grade English/Language Arts/Writing, I had my students write a short story on anything they wanted. One student turned in an epic take on Paradise Lost, but he was the opposite of your sheet shoppers. As the story went, God and Satin were best friends, but Satin became jealous of God, because God was better at everything and got to do all the cool stuff. So, Satin declared war on God, and Satin tried to kick God's butt, but because Satin sucked, he lost, and God kicked Satin out of Heaven. Satin then went to Hell and took it over, and whenever he got the chance, Satin would go up to Earth and mess with God's creation.

Satin tempted Eve. Satin put evil thoughts in Cain's mind, and Cain killed Abel for Satin. And so on, and so on. I had to take a break from grading because I spilled my beer laughing. It was one of the few times I saw a student's work utterly fail on an academic level and yet win on a sublime level the student had no idea existed.


I had a friend that taught non-native (English) speakers.
One of the students put in a business plan to sell cherry licker.
:|
 
2020-09-27 3:45:39 PM  

Lytbeir: Uranus: [Fark user image 480x454]

I lol'd @ "Satan's Got Your Nose". Then I said it again a few times in my head using the South Park Satan voice.

/Good times.
//yes I am simple


I loled at that one too. That and "Satan had a band saw accident".
 
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