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(Twitter)   Lisa Murkowski sticks to her principles and doesn't back down from her original statement on not approving a Supreme Court nominee until hahahahahahahahahaha. Yeah, she totally caved in   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-09-26 7:02:04 PM  
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2020-09-26 8:46:17 PM  
At least she gave us the requisite brow furrow before puckering up and licking the boot.
 
2020-09-26 8:47:11 PM  
If we remember, the Russians got into the GOP server at the same time as the Dem server. Who knows what they got. It would explain why tones shifted so abruptly to Donald Rex.
 
2020-09-26 8:58:19 PM  

iheartscotch: If we remember, the Russians got into the GOP server at the same time as the Dem server. Who knows what they got. It would explain why tones shifted so abruptly to Donald Rex.


If the Russians want to destroy this country, all they have to do it meddle in an obvious way to help the Democrats this time around. We would tear ourselves apart. Not that we won't anyway, but...
 
2020-09-26 9:01:51 PM  
Republicowards are all utterly without a trace of honor.  Hypocrites and scum.

Every. Single. One.
 
2020-09-26 9:02:49 PM  

SoupGuru: iheartscotch: If we remember, the Russians got into the GOP server at the same time as the Dem server. Who knows what they got. It would explain why tones shifted so abruptly to Donald Rex.

If the Russians want to destroy this country, all they have to do it meddle in an obvious way to help the Democrats this time around. We would tear ourselves apart. Not that we won't anyway, but...


Indeed. All they want is to be a superpower again. They don't care about who wins in 2020, so long as CHAOS is served. Donny may be their guy; but, they don't care about disposable goons. The obvious play is false-flagging the Dems.
 
2020-09-26 9:04:51 PM  

fifthofzen: Republicowards are all utterly without a trace of honor.  Hypocrites and scum.

Every. Single. One.


We aren't Klingons. If we win, we can write thousands of books about how honorable we were. We have to win first.
 
2020-09-26 9:52:43 PM  
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2020-09-26 10:08:57 PM  
And Collins won't be far behind, if she hasn't already.
 
2020-09-26 10:20:27 PM  
I sometimes daydream about my role in an authoritarian regime, it's more of a nightmare. Do I blow up fuel depots? Ambush Trumpian officials on the road? Or do I offer a safe house for those in need? I prefer the safe house because then I can contribute by making pancakes for men and women who have actual skills at blowing stuff up. I'll plant a row of blueberry bushes so that the heroes I serve under my roof have blueberry pancakes for breakfast, ensuring they get essential vitamins and minerals. Oh goddamnitsomuch.
 
2020-09-26 10:32:26 PM  
We're going to need a longer unit of measurement for how far away you could see that one coming from.
 
2020-09-26 10:34:32 PM  
I told you so.
 
2020-09-26 10:35:21 PM  

iheartscotch: fifthofzen: Republicowards are all utterly without a trace of honor.  Hypocrites and scum.

Every. Single. One.

We aren't Klingons. If we win, we can write thousands of books about how honorable we were. We have to win first.


Ummm, you need to watch more Star Trek about what Klingon politics looks like on the Homeworld.
 
2020-09-26 10:36:07 PM  
Why say anything? Seriously. What's the point of even saying you're against it? You know you're lying, we know you're lying. It's pointless and stupid to even pretend.
 
2020-09-26 10:36:09 PM  

wooden_badger: And Collins won't be far behind, if she hasn't already.


I'm concern about this.
 
2020-09-26 10:36:37 PM  

aleister_greynight: We're going to need a longer unit of measurement for how far away you could see that one coming from.


They saw this coming from the next Hubble volume that looks exactly like ours.
 
2020-09-26 10:37:18 PM  
You have to remember, Mitch McConnell, more than anything else, is a creature of the senate and an institutionalist. He would be honored to have Katie Porter beat him with a metal-top cane.
 
2020-09-26 10:40:16 PM  
I hope that you politically drown with the millstone of Trump around your neck you stupid broad
 
2020-09-26 10:41:15 PM  

SoupGuru: iheartscotch: If we remember, the Russians got into the GOP server at the same time as the Dem server. Who knows what they got. It would explain why tones shifted so abruptly to Donald Rex.

If the Russians want to destroy this country, all they have to do it meddle in an obvious way to help the Democrats this time around. We would tear ourselves apart. Not that we won't anyway, but...


Been saying that for a while.  If Putin wants chaos here (hint: that's all he wants), the best way for him to get that might be a 50-state sweep... for the Dems.

The added bonus of Trump and all the compromised t(R)aitors losing their minds would just give him something to laugh about.

The next few months are gonna suuuuuck.
 
2020-09-26 10:41:47 PM  
The only principle Republican's believe:

hypocrisyThey are simply racist, shameless authoritarians.

But, that's a significant number of Americans.We reap what we sow.
 
2020-09-26 10:42:18 PM  
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2020-09-26 10:42:20 PM  

August11: I sometimes daydream about my role in an authoritarian regime, it's more of a nightmare. Do I blow up fuel depots? Ambush Trumpian officials on the road? Or do I offer a safe house for those in need? I prefer the safe house because then I can contribute by making pancakes for men and women who have actual skills at blowing stuff up. I'll plant a row of blueberry bushes so that the heroes I serve under my roof have blueberry pancakes for breakfast, ensuring they get essential vitamins and minerals. Oh goddamnitsomuch.


So, what time do you plan on serving pancakes?
 
2020-09-26 10:47:09 PM  

iheartscotch: If we remember, the Russians got into the GOP server at the same time as the Dem server. Who knows what they got. It would explain why tones shifted so abruptly to Donald Rex.


Potentially. But Republicans hardly need an excuse to be power-grabbing fascist traitors. They've been doing it for decades, before the Berlin Wall even fell.
 
2020-09-26 10:48:09 PM  
The last remnants of a deer I found on the back of our property have more of a backbone than any of those so-called "American" republicans. Fark 'em all.

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2020-09-26 10:48:31 PM  
We just need to pass a law that says every state with under five million (to start; this will be adjusted every ten years) people goes back to being a territory until they hit that population. It would solve so much sh*t.

/Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
 
2020-09-26 10:49:24 PM  
Am I understanding her correctly, she was against it but since Trump did it anyways she will support it?!?
 
2020-09-26 10:49:26 PM  

aleister_greynight: We're going to need a longer unit of measurement for how far away you could see that one coming from.


A Murkowski?
 
2020-09-26 10:49:54 PM  

August11: I sometimes daydream about my role in an authoritarian regime, it's more of a nightmare. Do I blow up fuel depots? Ambush Trumpian officials on the road? Or do I offer a safe house for those in need? I prefer the safe house because then I can contribute by making pancakes for men and women who have actual skills at blowing stuff up. I'll plant a row of blueberry bushes so that the heroes I serve under my roof have blueberry pancakes for breakfast, ensuring they get essential vitamins and minerals. Oh goddamnitsomuch.


Throw in some bacon and I'm on my way ..
 
2020-09-26 10:50:31 PM  

iheartscotch: If we remember, the Russians got into the GOP server at the same time as the Dem server. Who knows what they got. It would explain why tones shifted so abruptly to Donald Rex.


The Internet. Was. A mistake.
 
2020-09-26 10:50:34 PM  
Damn.  But not that only.. Needs something more. Not sure. Let me drink on it a bit. What does damn need. Somethin'  ....  oh got it! Needs a Just!

Just Damn.
 
2020-09-26 10:52:38 PM  

spinnum: Am I understanding her correctly, she was against it but since Trump did it anyways she will support it?!?


If you are extremely generous, you can interpret that as saying that she'll meet with Justice Nutjob, not that she'll necessarily vote to confirm.

I mean, she will because she's a traitorous, disingenuous piece of shiat like every Republican, but that's not the point.
 
2020-09-26 10:52:48 PM  

mikalmd: August11: I sometimes daydream about my role in an authoritarian regime, it's more of a nightmare. Do I blow up fuel depots? Ambush Trumpian officials on the road? Or do I offer a safe house for those in need? I prefer the safe house because then I can contribute by making pancakes for men and women who have actual skills at blowing stuff up. I'll plant a row of blueberry bushes so that the heroes I serve under my roof have blueberry pancakes for breakfast, ensuring they get essential vitamins and minerals. Oh goddamnitsomuch.

Throw in some bacon and I'm on my way ..


Avocado toast or GTFO.

/ I KID!
 
2020-09-26 10:53:14 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: We just need to pass a law that says every state with under five million (to start; this will be adjusted every ten years) people goes back to being a territory until they hit that population. It would solve so much sh*t.

/Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.


I hereby volunteer Nebraska to combine with Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, and The Dakotas to file to become a real state.
 
2020-09-26 10:54:16 PM  

aleister_greynight: We're going to need a longer unit of measurement for how far away you could see that one coming from.


Call it a Murkowski
 
2020-09-26 10:54:34 PM  

fallingcow: iheartscotch: If we remember, the Russians got into the GOP server at the same time as the Dem server. Who knows what they got. It would explain why tones shifted so abruptly to Donald Rex.

The Internet. Was. A mistake.


Not really... but making it trivially easy to use, ubiquitous, and tying revenue to clicks with no liability for what those clicks convey created our current doom.
 
2020-09-26 10:55:26 PM  
Elections have consequences.

Maybe you should have voted for Hillary you dumb farks in Michigan? 10,000 votes.
 
2020-09-26 10:56:57 PM  

fallingcow: iheartscotch: If we remember, the Russians got into the GOP server at the same time as the Dem server. Who knows what they got. It would explain why tones shifted so abruptly to Donald Rex.

The Internet. Was. A mistake.


No.
But cutting back civics education in public schools and boosting Disney's monarchist propaganda that primed the population to accept fascism were really big mistakes.
 
2020-09-26 10:58:00 PM  
Isn't she up for reelection this year? If so, I hope there is someone running against her that has a chance of beating that nothing who is only where she is because her daddy gave her that Senate seat.

SFSailor: Been saying that for a while. If Putin wants chaos here (hint: that's all he wants), the best way for him to get that might be a 50-state sweep... for the Dems.


That's like saying you're going to ruin me by giving me tens of millions of dollars.
 
2020-09-26 10:58:37 PM  

ColonelCathcart: Elections have consequences.

Maybe you should have voted for Hillary you dumb farks in Michigan? 10,000 votes.


But Jill Stein and Gary Johnson, blah blah blah.
 
2020-09-26 10:59:56 PM  

August11: I sometimes daydream about my role in an authoritarian regime, it's more of a nightmare. Do I blow up fuel depots? Ambush Trumpian officials on the road? Or do I offer a safe house for those in need? I prefer the safe house because then I can contribute by making pancakes for men and women who have actual skills at blowing stuff up. I'll plant a row of blueberry bushes so that the heroes I serve under my roof have blueberry pancakes for breakfast, ensuring they get essential vitamins and minerals. Oh goddamnitsomuch.


Guarding your collection of books, and whatever books people can sneak to your house, looks like a noble job.

They will shut down the libraries.

Then they will edit or delete the kindle media.
 
2020-09-26 11:00:50 PM  

Purple_Urkle: No.
But cutting back civics education in public schools and boosting Disney's monarchist propaganda that primed the population to accept fascism were really big mistakes.


Signing treaties letting the USA's law control our foreign data, and locate it on US servers, was a gigantic mistake by the rest of us.
 
2020-09-26 11:00:56 PM  
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I figured Collins would fold first
 
2020-09-26 11:01:15 PM  

JulieAzel626: wooden_badger: And Collins won't be far behind, if she hasn't already.

I'm concern about this.


My brow is actually furrowed.
 
2020-09-26 11:01:55 PM  
On other Alaskan news:
Trump Administration Moves To Expand Development In Alaska's Tongass National Forest
Welcome to the great American resource yard sale
 
2020-09-26 11:04:05 PM  
Your country is a write off... Good luck.
 
2020-09-26 11:04:06 PM  
She Russiand into that one.
 
2020-09-26 11:04:49 PM  
Was she about to welcome our new overlords towards the end?
 
2020-09-26 11:06:35 PM  
Literally nothing matters but grabbing and holding power.
 
2020-09-26 11:08:12 PM  

August11: I sometimes daydream about my role in an authoritarian regime, it's more of a nightmare. Do I blow up fuel depots? Ambush Trumpian officials on the road? Or do I offer a safe house for those in need? I prefer the safe house because then I can contribute by making pancakes for men and women who have actual skills at blowing stuff up. I'll plant a row of blueberry bushes so that the heroes I serve under my roof have blueberry pancakes for breakfast, ensuring they get essential vitamins and minerals. Oh goddamnitsomuch.


I'm a gay center-left liberal who works for the media. I'll be dead in two days.

All the President has to do is signal open-season, and I'm either a statistic or in Canada.
 
2020-09-26 11:08:18 PM  
When is her seat up?
 
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