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1130 clicks; posted to Sports » on 26 Sep 2020 at 5:11 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-09-26 2:57:26 PM  
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2020-09-26 3:02:12 PM  
Dammit, subber!
 
2020-09-26 3:06:18 PM  
You can go to H E double hockey sticks, subby.
 
2020-09-26 3:06:35 PM  
You got me subby
 
2020-09-26 3:09:21 PM  
Ha! Not me, Subs, I was on to you.
 
2020-09-26 3:09:26 PM  
Subby, you're making me nervous now...

If this is the same magnificent bastard that posted this gem yesterday then...I'm gonna throw my hands up and quit because you are the undisputed Fark headlines master.
 
2020-09-26 3:11:36 PM  
My first reaction was elation, and then I thought, horrorstruck, "Dear God, what kind of monster would they find to replace Pence with?"

Then I read TFA.  Goddammit, subby!
 
2020-09-26 3:15:05 PM  
You're in for a session with Mother for that.
 
2020-09-26 3:26:00 PM  
Is this the same guy who is derpier than the VP?

If so, good riddance.
 
2020-09-26 3:28:28 PM  
Why do people still fall for these troll bait headlines.

/they weren't funny
//they still aren't funny
 
2020-09-26 4:12:46 PM  

enry: You're in for a session with Mother for that.


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Yikes.  Better take a flamethrower.
 
2020-09-26 4:12:59 PM  

Gubbo: Why do people still fall for these troll bait headlines.

/they weren't funny
//they still aren't funny


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2020-09-26 4:20:37 PM  
Not only did Subby get me, but then I was surprised that Pence also has a son named Hunter.

I'll get there eventually. Until then, *shakes angry fist at subby*
 
2020-09-26 5:20:27 PM  

Rwa2play: Subby, you're making me nervous now...

If this is the same magnificent bastard that posted this gem yesterday then...I'm gonna throw my hands up and quit because you are the undisputed Fark headlines master.


that was magnificent, you are right
 
2020-09-26 5:21:37 PM  
cuz q-tip jeezus news would go under the sports tab.

other than maybe his faux staged nfl outrage.
 
2020-09-26 5:24:39 PM  
Cruel
 
2020-09-26 5:26:35 PM  
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2020-09-26 5:40:53 PM  

Gubbo: Why do people still fall for these troll bait headlines.

/they weren't funny
//they still aren't funny


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2020-09-26 5:50:21 PM  
Too obvious a ruse. If it really was the other Pence, it still would have been a ruse, 'cause ain't no way mikey is going to leave the gravy train. At least not until he's thrown out of office.
 
2020-09-26 6:06:11 PM  
I always thought that Hunter Pence was an awkward looking and moving athlete. I'm surprised that he lasted this long but he hats off to him.
 
2020-09-26 6:46:19 PM  
The headline being in the sports tab should have been your first clue.

/subby beat me to it
 
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2020-09-26 7:19:57 PM  
Didn't get got, cuz sports tab, but was stumped trying to think of a player/coach named pence.
 
2020-09-26 7:49:22 PM  
This thread needs less whining and more "Hunter Pence drives 66 in the passing lane" signs.

/ and his scouting report
 
2020-09-26 8:24:05 PM  
He had a good career, even with a questionable boss.
 
2020-09-26 8:37:27 PM  
This being in the sports tab tipped me off.   so you fail subby
 
2020-09-26 10:10:37 PM  
Now let's go eat.
 
2020-09-27 9:24:58 AM  
For a guy who played baseball like Elaine Benes dances, he had a pretty solid career. It's a shame he had so many injuries the past few seasons.
 
2020-09-27 10:05:41 AM  
He was a fun, goofy guy to watch play...

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...and this still remains probably the most amazing super slo-mo shot I've ever seen from any sporting event:

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2020-09-28 12:54:39 AM  
Good career, let's go eat!
 
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