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2020-09-26 2:17:01 PM  
I'm tired of all these Joe Biden press conferences where he doesn't even show up on time and lies about everything.
 
2020-09-26 2:18:26 PM  
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2020-09-26 2:18:49 PM  
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2020-09-26 2:19:13 PM  
(Breathes out a heavy sigh of wine fumes)

I don't know what this is, but I'm ready to be inspired.

Hopefully,
 
2020-09-26 2:21:01 PM  

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Strike that. Thought it was a Trump thing.

/RTFA? Crazy talk.
 
2020-09-26 2:25:42 PM  
Oh is this the earth shattering, life changing, universe shifting Supreme Court appointment?

Yawn.
 
2020-09-26 2:26:15 PM  
No politician in his right mind would do what this orange catastrophe does regularly.
 
2020-09-26 2:26:40 PM  

Weatherkiss: I'm tired of all these Joe Biden press conferences where he doesn't even show up on time and lies about everything.


You must really be on the fence now.
 
2020-09-26 2:26:41 PM  
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2020-09-26 2:26:45 PM  
I'll jump for joy if he has enough material to start on time and continue well past Trumps planned 5pm SC presser.
 
2020-09-26 2:27:20 PM  
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2020-09-26 2:29:35 PM  
Is it Infrastructure Week again?
 
2020-09-26 2:29:51 PM  

Corona Cure: Oh is this the earth shattering, life changing, universe shifting Supreme Court appointment?

Yawn.


The irony, for him, is it could cost him the presidency. Not because he does it and it pisses people off, but because then religious wackos will have no further use for him. Think about, if they've got the votes on the court to overturn RvW, what do they need him for anymore? His usefulness will be at an end, no need to vote for him and be called a hypocrite by everyone who isn't a single issue voter.
 
2020-09-26 2:34:29 PM  
My guess, 3:14 PM EST. Then smoke bomb after getting pushed on people booing him.
 
2020-09-26 2:37:37 PM  
You must know alot about hearing boos... REVEREND
 
2020-09-26 2:37:46 PM  

inglixthemad: Corona Cure: Oh is this the earth shattering, life changing, universe shifting Supreme Court appointment?

Yawn.

The irony, for him, is it could cost him the presidency. Not because he does it and it pisses people off, but because then religious wackos will have no further use for him. Think about, if they've got the votes on the court to overturn RvW, what do they need him for anymore? His usefulness will be at an end, no need to vote for him and be called a hypocrite by everyone who isn't a single issue voter.


Yes.  Exactly.  I'm a political news junkie and him (&GOP) pulling this shiat would have me in a rage over the hypocrisy of it all.   Since It'll solve the religious bloodthirst..shifting the need for Dotard, I'm mildly bothered  and more hopeful.  He's a dumbfark who doesn't get that tho.
He wants her there to "side" with him when he contests the vote, but I think he's overestimating the whole court.  I really don't think every conservative judge would agree, especially when they find no evidence of fraud.
 
2020-09-26 2:37:56 PM  
Clearly nobody RTFA
 
2020-09-26 2:40:22 PM  

Mongo No.5: Clearly nobody RTFA


Ain't nobody got time for that!
 
2020-09-26 2:43:28 PM  

Mongo No.5: Clearly nobody RTFA


What part about (incoherent yowling) don't you understand? :-)
 
2020-09-26 2:44:25 PM  
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2020-09-26 2:45:50 PM  
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2020-09-26 2:46:48 PM  

inglixthemad: Corona Cure: Oh is this the earth shattering, life changing, universe shifting Supreme Court appointment?

Yawn.

The irony, for him, is it could cost him the presidency. Not because he does it and it pisses people off, but because then religious wackos will have no further use for him. Think about, if they've got the votes on the court to overturn RvW, what do they need him for anymore? His usefulness will be at an end, no need to vote for him and be called a hypocrite by everyone who isn't a single issue voter.


Maybe not. There are other issues Trumpies have issues with. Many, many, many issues. How about taking all restraint off of cops? Now, that would make them very happy. Voting. Time to "fix" it. Guns, always need more guns, lots and lots of guns. Ammo-must be cheaper. God, religion must be in every school. All day. Every day. Always. Schools segregated, including by sex. Abolish birth control, of any kind. Insist on superior breeding of the right kind of people. No interracial anything/anyone. Divorce will be illegal. None of that LBGQT. More religion, the right kind of religion-Christian. Mandatory Church attendance. More spy cameras-everywhere. No immigration. Statue of Liberty will be removed and stored somewhere "safe". Genetic pureness will become mandatory.
Yep. I'm sure this is just the short list for the religious wackos.
 
2020-09-26 2:49:22 PM  

Weatherkiss: I'm tired of all these Joe Biden press conferences where he doesn't even show up on time and lies about everything.


Did I bump my head and we're already in 2024??
 
2020-09-26 2:50:21 PM  

lolmao500: Weatherkiss: I'm tired of all these Joe Biden press conferences where he doesn't even show up on time and lies about everything.

Did I bump my head and we're already in 2024??


We all hope so.
 
2020-09-26 2:52:02 PM  
Losing his religion...
Trying to keep up with Trump...
 
2020-09-26 2:53:38 PM  
I can actually listen to Biden without my cringe response forcing me away. I miss having that in a President.
 
2020-09-26 2:56:36 PM  
All the complete sentences, pertinent factual information and concern for people who are struggling is really jarring.  When is he going to talk about the fake news media and my excellent genes?
 
2020-09-26 3:03:25 PM  
15 minutes, starting on time, succinct, on-message, stating a clear vision.

Does this strike you as "Presidential"?
 
2020-09-26 3:06:30 PM  
Real talk, people are going to be getting after him for his weak voice and the number of times he corrected himself in mid-sentence.

I still vastly prefer that to the incumbent.
 
2020-09-26 3:07:00 PM  

Mongo No.5: Clearly nobody RTFA


Bah!  Guilty as charged.
Sorry 'bout the threadjack.
 
2020-09-26 3:14:48 PM  
Trump is 100% regretting his campaign's decision to cast Biden as a dementia patient. He's going to get crushed next week.
 
2020-09-26 3:16:45 PM  
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2020-09-26 3:17:36 PM  

Hills-Sachs_Legion: 15 minutes, starting on time, succinct, on-message, stating a clear vision.

Does this strike you as "Presidential"?


But, sleepy-joe needs to shoot meth,  drink coffee, and red bull to be coherent as Trump.


/ or so is the "truth" in the Garrison-verse



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2020-09-26 3:20:05 PM  

invictus2: Hills-Sachs_Legion: 15 minutes, starting on time, succinct, on-message, stating a clear vision.

Does this strike you as "Presidential"?

But, sleepy-joe needs to shoot meth,  drink coffee, and red bull to be coherent as Trump.

/ or so is the "truth" in the Garrison-verse


[Fark user image 850x594]


What in the hell is that
 
2020-09-26 3:20:53 PM  

Artist: Maybe not. There are other issues Trumpies have issues with. Many, many, many issues. How about taking all restraint off of cops? Now, that would make them very happy. Voting. Time to "fix" it. Guns, always need more guns, lots and lots of guns. Ammo-must be cheaper. God, religion must be in every school. All day. Every day. Always. Schools segregated, including by sex. Abolish birth control, of any kind. Insist on superior breeding of the right kind of people. No interracial anything/anyone. Divorce will be illegal. None of that LBGQT. More religion, the right kind of religion-Christian. Mandatory Church attendance. More spy cameras-everywhere. No immigration. Statue of Liberty will be removed and stored somewhere "safe". Genetic pureness will become mandatory.
Yep. I'm sure this is just the short list for the religious wackos.


Bear in mind that religious wackos are a rapidly shrinking minority.  They can swing a close election, but their power is going away.  The Handmaid's Tale is one of the dumbest dystopian novels I've ever read.  It completely ignores the fact that knives and guns and pitchforks don't care about the user's gender.  They still work.
 
2020-09-26 3:22:36 PM  

Corona Cure: Mongo No.5: Clearly nobody RTFA

Bah!  Guilty as charged.
Sorry 'bout the threadjack.


The words "on time" should have been your first clue.
 
2020-09-26 3:23:52 PM  

Weatherkiss: I'm tired of all these Joe Biden press conferences where he doesn't even show up on time and lies about everything.


Right? I seriously doubt I'll Vite for him.
 
2020-09-26 3:24:13 PM  
Did C-SPAN precede the presser with "We now interrupt Seemingly Neverending trump* Insanity with a preview of The United States of America, returning this January"?
 
2020-09-26 3:24:16 PM  
Vote even
 
2020-09-26 3:24:54 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: invictus2: Hills-Sachs_Legion: 15 minutes, starting on time, succinct, on-message, stating a clear vision.

Does this strike you as "Presidential"?

But, sleepy-joe needs to shoot meth,  drink coffee, and red bull to be coherent as Trump.

/ or so is the "truth" in the Garrison-verse


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What in the hell is that


political  "humor" from the right
 
2020-09-26 3:26:21 PM  
HOLY SHIAT!! Joe just took the gloves off.
 
2020-09-26 3:27:48 PM  

inglixthemad: Corona Cure: Oh is this the earth shattering, life changing, universe shifting Supreme Court appointment?

Yawn.

The irony, for him, is it could cost him the presidency. Not because he does it and it pisses people off, but because then religious wackos will have no further use for him. Think about, if they've got the votes on the court to overturn RvW, what do they need him for anymore? His usefulness will be at an end, no need to vote for him and be called a hypocrite by everyone who isn't a single issue voter.


I wish you were right, but this just dumps gasoline on their fire to vote for him. My Trumper parents are tickled pink over what he does and they think Biden is the devil, TO THE POINT they actually believe they will go to hell if they DON'T vote Chump. Believe me, they fundies and Cat-licks will show out in rabid, voter frenzy mobs to pull the lever for their god king.
 
2020-09-26 3:29:02 PM  

knobmaker: Bear in mind that religious wackos are a rapidly shrinking minority.  They can swing a close election, but their power is going away.  The Handmaid's Tale is one of the dumbest dystopian novels I've ever read.  It completely ignores the fact that knives and guns and pitchforks don't care about the user's gender.  They still work.


I hope so. Yet, there is honest concern that the next Supreme court justice will gleefully help abolish Roe v. Wade, because of Jeeebus.
 
2020-09-26 3:29:07 PM  

Be polite walk on the right: You must know alot about hearing boos... REVEREND


Oh please oh please oh please
Ask this

Narrator: they won't

/I blame the media for creating and keeping Chump in power
 
2020-09-26 3:29:40 PM  
Trump has made the worst pick for his re-election chances. He could have gone with the Cuban moderate and had a chance of keeping some women and Latinos on his side.

This Handmaids tale shiat does not go over well outside the evangelical bubble. Nobody besides them wants to send women back to good old days of back alley wire hanger abortions. Democrats better get to impeaching Barr right now and put a wrench in the works. He well deserves it and it has the benefit of slowing down the Nomination until the impeachment process is concluded.

Everyone else vote like your freedom depends on it, because it does.
 
2020-09-26 3:30:58 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: invictus2: Hills-Sachs_Legion: 15 minutes, starting on time, succinct, on-message, stating a clear vision.

Does this strike you as "Presidential"?

But, sleepy-joe needs to shoot meth,  drink coffee, and red bull to be coherent as Trump.

/ or so is the "truth" in the Garrison-verse


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What in the hell is that


The abyss staring back at the blood orgy scene from "Event Horizon".
 
2020-09-26 3:31:16 PM  

Flappyhead: HOLY SHIAT!! Joe just took the gloves off.


Bout freaking time.
 
2020-09-26 3:32:11 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: invictus2: Hills-Sachs_Legion: 15 minutes, starting on time, succinct, on-message, stating a clear vision.

Does this strike you as "Presidential"?

But, sleepy-joe needs to shoot meth,  drink coffee, and red bull to be coherent as Trump.

/ or so is the "truth" in the Garrison-verse


[Fark user image 850x594]

What in the hell is that


Projection, since it's clear Trump snorts amphetamine.
 
2020-09-26 3:32:32 PM  

Alaskan Yoda: inglixthemad: Corona Cure: Oh is this the earth shattering, life changing, universe shifting Supreme Court appointment?

Yawn.

The irony, for him, is it could cost him the presidency. Not because he does it and it pisses people off, but because then religious wackos will have no further use for him. Think about, if they've got the votes on the court to overturn RvW, what do they need him for anymore? His usefulness will be at an end, no need to vote for him and be called a hypocrite by everyone who isn't a single issue voter.

I wish you were right, but this just dumps gasoline on their fire to vote for him. My Trumper parents are tickled pink over what he does and they think Biden is the devil, TO THE POINT they actually believe they will go to hell if they DON'T vote Chump. Believe me, they fundies and Cat-licks will show out in rabid, voter frenzy mobs to pull the lever for their god king.


... and they're going to be -very- unhappy if he loses. They are not going to like turning their country over to a satanic cabal of child abusing freaks and monsters.
 
2020-09-26 3:32:33 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: cameroncrazy1984: invictus2: Hills-Sachs_Legion: 15 minutes, starting on time, succinct, on-message, stating a clear vision.

Does this strike you as "Presidential"?

But, sleepy-joe needs to shoot meth,  drink coffee, and red bull to be coherent as Trump.

/ or so is the "truth" in the Garrison-verse


[Fark user image 850x594]

What in the hell is that

The abyss staring back at the blood orgy scene from "Event Horizon".


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