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(Guardian) Boobies Things we've all been caught accidentally doing during a work Zoom meeting: A) Wearing pajama bottoms B) Farting C) Whipping out the girlfriend's foobies and kissing them. Wait, whut??   (theguardian.com) divider line
    More: Boobies, Argentina, United States Congress, Legislatures, Juan Emilio Ameri, Alberto Fujimori, Buenos Aires, United States House of Representatives, President of the United States  
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2020-09-26 4:36:07 PM  
Epic boobs are epic.
 
2020-09-26 4:36:25 PM  
That's one Peronist who didn't keep his distance.
 
2020-09-26 4:36:49 PM  
Can we stop pretending that people don't do shiat in their house, and having an active camera isn't something they're used to?

Kindly remind them they're live and move on. I don't wear pants have the time and I'm talking to my cat the other half.
 
2020-09-26 4:36:59 PM  
Not even real
 
2020-09-26 4:40:00 PM  

tbhouston: Not even real


her boobs were blurred, how can you tell?
 
2020-09-26 4:41:04 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: tbhouston: Not even real

her boobs were blurred, how can you tell?


The politician said that she was just recovering from a boob job when she came down to show them to him.
 
2020-09-26 4:41:47 PM  
Interviewer to Pelè: "Do you think your Brazil 1970 team could beat today's Argentina national team?"

Pelè: "Absolutely."

Interviewer: "Really? By how much?"

Pelè: Uh...1 - nil."

Interviewer: "One goal. That's it?"

Pelè: "Well, most of us are over 75 now..."
 
2020-09-26 4:44:17 PM  
Since he's out of a job, too bad there isn't a platform where they sell similar videos at any price and keep 65% of the sale price or have a way to process tips where they could keep 80%.
 
2020-09-26 4:46:22 PM  
"One member of the governing Peronist party, the Buenos Aires city council legislator María Rachid, defended Ameri in a tweet on Thursday saying that his behaviour was no worse that of legislators who play Candy Crush on their mobile phones while in session."

I haven't played Candy Crush in a while.

What level is she on?
 
2020-09-26 4:46:44 PM  

maxandgrinch: Since he's out of a job, too bad there isn't a platform where they sell similar videos at any price and keep 65% of the sale price or have a way to process tips where they could keep 80%.


i would kiss titties on TV for tips all day long. what a great career!
 
2020-09-26 4:48:09 PM  
All of the above, and simultaneously.
 
2020-09-26 4:50:49 PM  
Is he the Roy Moore of Argentina? She looks about 12.

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2020-09-26 4:51:55 PM  

sinko swimo: maxandgrinch: Since he's out of a job, too bad there isn't a platform where they sell similar videos at any price and keep 65% of the sale price or have a way to process tips where they could keep 80%.

i would kiss titties on TV for tips all day long. what a great career!


Just the tip(s)?
 
2020-09-26 4:52:12 PM  
I was reading that waiting for the reason for the kerfluff like maybe his wife swore to divorce him, the boobs are 16 years old etc....

The bar has been raised since Trump got here.
 
2020-09-26 4:53:22 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: tbhouston: Not even real

her boobs were blurred, how can you tell?


No, those must be japanese.
 
2020-09-26 4:56:46 PM  

Turbo Cojones: I was reading that waiting for the reason for the kerfluff like maybe his wife swore to divorce him, the boobs are 16 years old etc....

The bar has been raised since Trump got here.


Hm.. what would the public response be to a live-streamed Melania Motorboat?
 
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2020-09-26 4:58:29 PM  

jaytkay: Is he the Roy Moore of Argentina? She looks about 12.

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How do you know that?  He said he has a terrible internet connection.
 
2020-09-26 5:01:05 PM  

Dork Gently: Turbo Cojones: I was reading that waiting for the reason for the kerfluff like maybe his wife swore to divorce him, the boobs are 16 years old etc....

The bar has been raised since Trump got here.

Hm.. what would the public response be to a live-streamed Melania Motorboat?


Probably a mix of cheering, laughing, and faux outrage over displays of affection in a married couple.
I don't think regular people really care about what politicians do or they'd have taken Clinton's head decades ago.

/I don't understand why this guy quit.
/you did it, It was not illegal, so own it.
 
2020-09-26 5:05:30 PM  
Wasn't there some South American politician who was bangin' his lady on Zoom during a city council meeting just recently?  There must be something in the water down there.
 
2020-09-26 5:10:48 PM  
I've worked from home for almost two years, the rest of my team went home in March and probably will be at home permanently.  Our supervisor discussed the idea of purchasing Webcams for the team to use during meetings, at the next meeting he let us know that's not happening.

/ my camera would be always "broken" either way.
 
2020-09-26 5:12:37 PM  
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"A degenerate tit-licker!"
 
2020-09-26 5:17:18 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Interviewer to Pelè: "Do you think your Brazil 1970 team could beat today's Argentina national team?"

Pelè: "Absolutely."

Interviewer: "Really? By how much?"

Pelè: Uh...1 - nil."

Interviewer: "One goal. That's it?"

Pelè: "Well, most of us are over 75 now..."


Larry Bird said something similar about the 2012 men's team compared to the 1992 Dream Team. "Could you beat the current "dream team" with the 1992 squad?"

"Ya, probably. I mean, my knees and back are messed up and I haven't played in years but I'm pretty sure we'd give them a run for their money."
 
2020-09-26 5:19:34 PM  
Trump is looking at this story and saying "Wait. You can do that?"
 
2020-09-26 5:23:22 PM  

ChuckRoddy: Can we stop pretending that people don't do shiat in their house, and having an active camera isn't something they're used to?

Kindly remind them they're live and move on. I don't wear pants have the time and I'm talking to my cat the other half.


I'm curious why pants wearing and cat discussions are 100% correlated.
 
2020-09-26 5:26:09 PM  

Fast Talkin Fanny: Trump is looking at this story and saying "Wait. You can do that?"


You are lucky I'm busy munching on the homemade corn tortittas I just made or I would have posted that first.
 
2020-09-26 5:26:10 PM  
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2020-09-26 5:30:39 PM  

Dork Gently: Hm.. what would the public response be to a live-streamed Melania Motorboat?


He would probably jump 20 points in the polls....
 
2020-09-26 5:31:23 PM  
Great. Now HR is going to force us all to go through more training.
 
2020-09-26 5:32:00 PM  

Iamos: ChuckRoddy: Can we stop pretending that people don't do shiat in their house, and having an active camera isn't something they're used to?

Kindly remind them they're live and move on. I don't wear pants have the time and I'm talking to my cat the other half.

I'm curious why pants wearing and cat discussions are 100% correlated.


It's clear that when the pants come off, the time for discussion is over. He/she and the cat have an understanding.
 
2020-09-26 5:32:22 PM  

jaytkay: Is he the Roy Moore of Argentina? She looks about 12.

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It's the camera angle. A few seconds later, her face looks as large as you'd expect from a Latina bombshell.
 
2020-09-26 5:33:41 PM  

Dork Gently: Turbo Cojones: I was reading that waiting for the reason for the kerfluff like maybe his wife swore to divorce him, the boobs are 16 years old etc....

The bar has been raised since Trump got here.

Hm.. what would the public response be to a live-streamed Melania Motorboat?


Most people would probably barf. You know damn well that Donnie didn't pay top dollar for the best quality implants and he hasn't paid a dime for upkeep.
 
2020-09-26 5:39:47 PM  

Iamos: ChuckRoddy: Can we stop pretending that people don't do shiat in their house, and having an active camera isn't something they're used to?

Kindly remind them they're live and move on. I don't wear pants have the time and I'm talking to my cat the other half.

I'm curious why pants wearing and cat discussions are 100% correlated.


If you've ever had a cat kneed your bare thigh you would know.

/freaking claws hurt even when they aren't trying to use them
 
2020-09-26 5:41:37 PM  
Can we all agree that girlfriend's foobies need to be nuzzled? Not wives, mind you, yuck.
 
2020-09-26 5:42:55 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [deadwoodchronicles.com image 850x680]
"A degenerate tit-licker!"


If that show did nothing else for me, it showed me that Tim Olyphant is a terrible actor.
 
2020-09-26 5:44:42 PM  
Motorboating legislation passed by sizable margin
 
2020-09-26 5:48:24 PM  
Ew! Who openly farts during a zoom meeting?
 
2020-09-26 5:49:13 PM  
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Argentina Trump and his daughter
 
2020-09-26 5:50:21 PM  

Dork Gently: Turbo Cojones: I was reading that waiting for the reason for the kerfluff like maybe his wife swore to divorce him, the boobs are 16 years old etc....

The bar has been raised since Trump got here.

Hm.. what would the public response be to a live-streamed Melania Motorboat?


Depends:  Is she motorboating Ivanka's or Trump's titties?
 
2020-09-26 5:50:53 PM  
Hey! Keep that behavior wear it belongs! In the Italian government!
 
2020-09-26 5:51:23 PM  

KodosZardoz: Hey! Keep that behavior wear it belongs! In the Italian government!


Wear? Where. Ugh. Gonna be a whale of a weekend, folks!
 
2020-09-26 5:59:50 PM  

jaytkay: Is he the Roy Moore of Argentina? She looks about 12.

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Yeah, he probably should have waited until she grew up to get the rubber funbags installed. Maybe she wouldn't have needed them.
 
2020-09-26 6:00:31 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 405x265]

Argentina Trump and his daughter


Almost looks like Munchkin and his cyborg wife.
 
2020-09-26 6:02:23 PM  
I'm taking interpersonal communication class and I am doing my final speech on Communication in a time of Covid.

This is relevant to my interests.
 
2020-09-26 6:08:10 PM  
Sorry, but in today's world, kissing his own partner's breasts just seems quaint and harmless.
 
2020-09-26 6:19:38 PM  
Apparently I misunderstood the tango.
 
2020-09-26 6:20:50 PM  

ChuckRoddy: Can we stop pretending that people don't do shiat in their house, and having an active camera isn't something they're used to?

Kindly remind them they're live and move on. I don't wear pants have the time and I'm talking to my cat the other half.


You're doing this pandemic thing at least half right, I'll give you that.
 
2020-09-26 6:28:42 PM  
I'm sure if the politician was female and did the same thing- no problem. But a guy gets caught doing this they want to tar & feather him.
 
2020-09-26 6:39:45 PM  
Sabado Gigante, or Betty La Fea?
 
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2020-09-26 6:46:35 PM  
Mitchell Trubisky lost all interest in pursuing office in Argentina.
 
2020-09-26 6:51:01 PM  

sleze: whyRpeoplesostupid: tbhouston: Not even real

her boobs were blurred, how can you tell?

No, those must be japanese.


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