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4665 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Sep 2020 at 2:39 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-09-26 2:51:28 PM  
68 votes:
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2020-09-26 11:46:55 AM  
65 votes:
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2020-09-26 12:30:33 PM  
26 votes:

brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

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Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?
 
2020-09-26 12:12:08 PM  
26 votes:
These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

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2020-09-26 2:48:04 PM  
23 votes:
The Proud Boys started as a group of men who were told if they started listening to actual women instead of watching so much rape porn, they would get more dates.  So, they stopped masturbating but they still watch porn and they started punching each other in the face.

No, it doesn't make sense to me either but I have healthy social relationships with women.
 
2020-09-26 12:03:46 PM  
16 votes:

davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.


If it pisses off their parents enough that they turn off the WiFi in the basement and stop paying for their cell phones it might make a difference.
 
2020-09-26 3:08:37 PM  
11 votes:

Bear_of_Arkona: The one line of argument I have used against rural red necks that are against 'rioting' in the streets has been 'why does it concern you? You live there? No? What business is it of yours? If they are rioting as you claim then just harming the local area.' Until the marching comes to your little Podunk town then you have a reason of concern.


I'm reminded of a friend who works at the local library in Tipton, IN.  She told me they were having conversations one morninga few months ago - apparently someone's brother-in-law the cop tols then that ANTIFA(!) was bussing people to their little nowhere town to start riots.  It turned out to be a half-dozen or so bored local high-schoolers with magic markers and oaktag on a street corner.
 
2020-09-26 2:54:56 PM  
11 votes:

SpectroBoy: [i.redd.it image 678x381]


Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)"
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2020-09-26 2:45:51 PM  
9 votes:

IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

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Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?


That's basically Rough Trade 101.
 
2020-09-26 12:11:32 PM  
8 votes:
Now they'll have to borrow their friends minivan instead of renting one with how damaged their credit is going to be..
 
2020-09-26 3:02:35 PM  
6 votes:

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Artist: IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

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Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?

Does it have a glory hole section?

The glory hole is our society and the Proud Boys keep sticking their dick in it.


In that case, get me some nails and a hammer and I'll use the plug they so kindly provide
 
2020-09-26 2:58:40 PM  
6 votes:

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Artist: IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

[pics.me.me image 500x504]

Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?

Does it have a glory hole section?

The glory hole is our society and the Proud Boys keep sticking their dick in it.


Not a real dick, though. And it smells funny.
 
2020-09-26 5:09:25 PM  
5 votes:

JerkStore: [i1.wp.com image 300x169]

You want some of this? Come at me, bro!

No, wait, don't come at me! I don't want any of that!


I liked your added dialog.
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2020-09-26 3:21:31 PM  
5 votes:
Well I hope the plaintiffs don't mind the settlement consisting of porks rinds and PBR.
 
2020-09-26 3:09:16 PM  
5 votes:

HerptheDerp: Considering that the police won't actually protect the people from assault if you wear the American flag as a pair of shorts and own a truck, this is probably the next best option.

Still, I think if you see a man waving a long gun around, you should dial 911 and tell them he's threatened to shoot you and is aiming his gun at people. After Rittenhouse, call the cops on any wannabe paramilitary soldier who thinks they have a righteous cause.


What a terrific idea. Weaponize the inner Karen in all of us.
 
2020-09-26 3:01:49 PM  
5 votes:

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Artist: IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

[pics.me.me image 500x504]

Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?

Does it have a glory hole section?

The glory hole is our society and the Proud Boys keep sticking their dick in it.


Funny! If I were to respond to this as I'd like to....the "time out" would be epic.......
 
2020-09-26 3:45:28 PM  
4 votes:
Every time I see or hear the name "Proud Boys" it makes me think of the [filtered]ed young man in my 8th grade swim class who would regularly pop chub in his swim trunks and run around showing it to everyone.

/immersion lol
 
2020-09-26 4:34:21 PM  
3 votes:
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You want some of this? Come at me, bro!

No, wait, don't come at me! I don't want any of that!
 
2020-09-26 3:28:42 PM  
2 votes:

edmo: davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.

What happens to people who don't pay their debts?

I'm looking forward to 17-dumbass Illinois boy getting sued. His parents will reap the benefits of their parenting.


Hmmm...does that mean they can't vote unless they pay up if the suers are awarded monies?
 
2020-09-26 3:04:08 PM  
2 votes:

Bear_of_Arkona: HerptheDerp: Considering that the police won't actually protect the people from assault if you wear the American flag as a pair of shorts and own a truck, this is probably the next best option.

Still, I think if you see a man waving a long gun around, you should dial 911 and tell them he's threatened to shoot you and is aiming his gun at people. After Rittenhouse, call the cops on any wannabe paramilitary soldier who thinks they have a righteous cause.

The cops are usually standing just feet away watching the assaults happen and do nothing. Calling 911 will do nothing.


The call will be logged.  That's something.  Granted not a lot.  But does allow offer some data for later analysis.
 
2020-09-26 3:03:52 PM  
2 votes:

GoodDoctorB: Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Artist: IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

[pics.me.me image 500x504]

Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?

Does it have a glory hole section?

The glory hole is our society and the Proud Boys keep sticking their dick in it.

Not a real dick, though. And it smells funny.


Have you seen some of those "Proud Boys"? There may be some real dicks, and smell funny.
 
2020-09-26 2:56:57 PM  
2 votes:

Artist: IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

[pics.me.me image 500x504]

Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?

Does it have a glory hole section?


The glory hole is our society and the Proud Boys keep sticking their dick in it.
 
2020-09-26 2:54:20 PM  
2 votes:

IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

[pics.me.me image 500x504]

Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?


Does it have a glory hole section?
 
2020-09-26 6:24:49 PM  
1 vote:
SUIT UP!
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2020-09-26 3:35:24 PM  
1 vote:

detonator: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/GbEsCGDG​jf4] size these guys up for a lawsuit while you're at it. Might as well get ahead of the game.


In that video they state their main goal was to get the national guard involved.

The only way to force the national guards hand was causing violence and rioting.

They literally admit they were there to start enough shiat to get the national guard activated.

This is literally what they accuse antifa for.

When are they going to get charges? Oh wait, the cops take free blowies from these guys. Nevermind.
 
2020-09-26 3:34:23 PM  
1 vote:
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The parents deserve some of the blame.
 
2020-09-26 3:33:20 PM  
1 vote:

UncleDirtNap: Well I hope the plaintiffs don't mind the settlement consisting of porks rinds and PBR.


I believe "Natty Lite" is the preferred drink...
 
2020-09-26 3:21:02 PM  
1 vote:

Benevolent Misanthrope: The lawsuit, filed by the Oregon Justice Resource Center on behalf of the plaintiffs, seeks damages for assault, battery, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

It accuses Swinney of injuring and menacing multiple people in the streets, as police officers stood by and watched.

How are the police not co-defendants in every goddamn case like this?

F*cking pigs.


Police are only required to enforce property crimes against Fortune 1000 companies.  Physical crimes are completely up to the officer in question, and allow a broad amount of discretion.  SCOTUS has written a few decisions backing this up.
/maybe not the fortune 1000 bit
//but expect the Trump Court to write this in
/// possibly just limited to properties proudly displaying the "TRUMP" name
 
2020-09-26 12:52:58 PM  
1 vote:

davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.


Debtor's prison.
 
2020-09-26 12:07:47 PM  
1 vote:

BizarreMan: davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.

If it pisses off their parents enough that they turn off the WiFi in the basement and stop paying for their cell phones it might make a difference.


The proud boys I've met don't have their parents cleaning up after them. Or anyone. One seemed reasonable clean, but most smelled like my compost bin.
 
2020-09-26 12:05:52 PM  
1 vote:

davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.


What happens to people who don't pay their debts?

I'm looking forward to 17-dumbass Illinois boy getting sued. His parents will reap the benefits of their parenting.
 
2020-09-26 12:02:02 PM  
1 vote:
I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.
 
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