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Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 12:40:08 PM  
77 votes:
The lawsuit, filed by the Oregon Justice Resource Center on behalf of the plaintiffs, seeks damages for assault, battery, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

It accuses Swinney of injuring and menacing multiple people in the streets, as police officers stood by and watched.

How are the police not co-defendants in every goddamn case like this?

F*cking pigs.
 
BizarreMan [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 12:03:46 PM  
56 votes:

davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.


If it pisses off their parents enough that they turn off the WiFi in the basement and stop paying for their cell phones it might make a difference.
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 12:19:26 PM  
39 votes:
It'll be a good day when the Proud Boys get their asses kicked.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-26 12:05:52 PM  
37 votes:

davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.


What happens to people who don't pay their debts?

I'm looking forward to 17-dumbass Illinois boy getting sued. His parents will reap the benefits of their parenting.
 
davidphogan [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 12:02:02 PM  
32 votes:
I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.
 
IgG4 [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 12:30:33 PM  
31 votes:

brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

[pics.me.me image 500x504]


Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?
 
HerptheDerp [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-09-26 2:52:46 PM  
28 votes:
Considering that the police won't actually protect the people from assault if you wear the American flag as a pair of shorts and own a truck, this is probably the next best option.

Still, I think if you see a man waving a long gun around, you should dial 911 and tell them he's threatened to shoot you and is aiming his gun at people. After Rittenhouse, call the cops on any wannabe paramilitary soldier who thinks they have a righteous cause.
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-26 1:54:35 PM  
21 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: The lawsuit, filed by the Oregon Justice Resource Center on behalf of the plaintiffs, seeks damages for assault, battery, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

It accuses Swinney of injuring and menacing multiple people in the streets, as police officers stood by and watched.

How are the police not co-defendants in every goddamn case like this?

F*cking pigs.


Silly peasant, pigs are not subject to the same laws as us peasants.
 
AAAAGGGGHHHH
2020-09-26 4:02:11 PM  
20 votes:

Kirablue42: this is going to get interesting..
https://www.wweek.com/news/2020/09/25/​fifteen-elected-democratic-leaders-war​n-right-wing-ralliers-to-behave-tomorr​ow-gop-leaders-seek-a-balance/


"seek a balance"? LOL and WTF?

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Bear_of_Arkona
2020-09-26 2:55:54 PM  
20 votes:

HerptheDerp: Considering that the police won't actually protect the people from assault if you wear the American flag as a pair of shorts and own a truck, this is probably the next best option.

Still, I think if you see a man waving a long gun around, you should dial 911 and tell them he's threatened to shoot you and is aiming his gun at people. After Rittenhouse, call the cops on any wannabe paramilitary soldier who thinks they have a righteous cause.


The cops are usually standing just feet away watching the assaults happen and do nothing. Calling 911 will do nothing.
 
PunGent
2020-09-26 3:27:25 PM  
18 votes:

nijika: Good and I hope this becomes a larger trend.  Financial ruin is the only thing these creeps fee they can't confidently shoot at.


Court filings should also go after any GoFundMe money they raise.
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-26 11:46:55 AM  
17 votes:
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Bear_of_Arkona
2020-09-26 3:16:38 PM  
16 votes:

nijika: Good and I hope this becomes a larger trend.  Financial ruin is the only thing these creeps fee they can't confidently shoot at.


I would love a felony charge. Even a minor charge so it would be illegal for them to carry weapons, nothing worse for these ammosexuals. Financial ruin is a close second that would also bring a smile.
 
davidphogan [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 12:07:47 PM  
16 votes:

BizarreMan: davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.

If it pisses off their parents enough that they turn off the WiFi in the basement and stop paying for their cell phones it might make a difference.


The proud boys I've met don't have their parents cleaning up after them. Or anyone. One seemed reasonable clean, but most smelled like my compost bin.
 
thiefofdreams [BareFark]
2020-09-26 3:35:24 PM  
13 votes:

detonator: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/GbEsCGDG​jf4] size these guys up for a lawsuit while you're at it. Might as well get ahead of the game.


In that video they state their main goal was to get the national guard involved.

The only way to force the national guards hand was causing violence and rioting.

They literally admit they were there to start enough shiat to get the national guard activated.

This is literally what they accuse antifa for.

When are they going to get charges? Oh wait, the cops take free blowies from these guys. Nevermind.
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 3:34:23 PM  
13 votes:
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The parents deserve some of the blame.
 
hlehmann [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 3:34:27 PM  
12 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: The lawsuit, filed by the Oregon Justice Resource Center on behalf of the plaintiffs, seeks damages for assault, battery, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

It accuses Swinney of injuring and menacing multiple people in the streets, as police officers stood by and watched.

How are the police not co-defendants in every goddamn case like this?

F*cking pigs.


Because the Portland police department is a terrorist organization.
 
Bear_of_Arkona
2020-09-26 2:57:40 PM  
12 votes:

Jake Havechek: It'll be a good day when the Proud Boys get their asses kicked.


Love to see this. I figure if you maced them back or defended yourself then the cops will come in to arrest you for violence then.
 
Glorious Golden Ass [OhFark]
2020-09-26 2:48:04 PM  
12 votes:
The Proud Boys started as a group of men who were told if they started listening to actual women instead of watching so much rape porn, they would get more dates.  So, they stopped masturbating but they still watch porn and they started punching each other in the face.

No, it doesn't make sense to me either but I have healthy social relationships with women.
 
Fursecution [BareFark]
2020-09-26 3:58:40 PM  
11 votes:

davidphogan: The proud boys I've met don't have their parents cleaning up after them. Or anyone. One seemed reasonable clean, but most smelled like my compost bin.


Septic Masculinity.

They're so afraid of "catching teh ghey" that they don't dare wipe their ass after using the shiatter.
 
JerkStore
2020-09-26 4:34:21 PM  
10 votes:
i1.wp.comView Full Size


You want some of this? Come at me, bro!

No, wait, don't come at me! I don't want any of that!
 
Steampunk Gallagher
2020-09-26 3:39:13 PM  
10 votes:

Bear_of_Arkona: I wonder how many of the Little Boys have warrants for their arrests but feel safe to come out anyways. If I lived there would love to print out the warrants and have them posted all over the place before everything started.


The local cops won't do anything about it. From the rally on August 22nd:

https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2​0​20/08/downtown-portland-braces-for-opp​osing-rallies-at-noon-saturday-live-up​dates.html

'Tusitala "Tiny" Toese was seen at the Saturday protest. The right-wing activist who is known for brawling at Portland protests was barred in January from participating in future city demonstrations for the next two years. He was also sentenced to two years' probation and 80 hours of community service after he pleaded guilty to third-degree assault, a misdemeanor, for his role in a violent altercation prompted by political differences. Court records appear to show an arrest warrant remains out Toese on an alleged probation violation. A Multnomah County Circuit Court hearing set for Aug. 27 on the alleged probation violation was canceled, according to court records.'

He was not arrested, detained or escorted away from the demonstrations, even though by court order he wasn't legally allowed to be there. The local cops don't care as long as you're a right-wing thug.
 
detonator [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-09-26 3:28:45 PM  
8 votes:
Proud Boys hold press conference before North Portland rally on Sept. 26
Youtube GbEsCGDGjf4
size these guys up for a lawsuit while you're at it. Might as well get ahead of the game.
 
Flappyhead
2020-09-26 3:23:19 PM  
8 votes:

davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.


True, but driving them all into bankruptcy would still be fun.
 
nijika
2020-09-26 3:09:32 PM  
8 votes:
Good and I hope this becomes a larger trend.  Financial ruin is the only thing these creeps fee they can't confidently shoot at.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 12:43:27 PM  
8 votes:

IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

[pics.me.me image 500x504]

Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?


Apparently, the Proud Boys have been around since 2016.  So I guess newish?
 
Artist
2020-09-26 3:08:41 PM  
7 votes:

TomDooley: Bear_of_Arkona: HerptheDerp: Considering that the police won't actually protect the people from assault if you wear the American flag as a pair of shorts and own a truck, this is probably the next best option.

Still, I think if you see a man waving a long gun around, you should dial 911 and tell them he's threatened to shoot you and is aiming his gun at people. After Rittenhouse, call the cops on any wannabe paramilitary soldier who thinks they have a righteous cause.

The cops are usually standing just feet away watching the assaults happen and do nothing. Calling 911 will do nothing.

The call will be logged.  That's something.  Granted not a lot.  But does allow offer some data for later analysis.


Data on how to ignore these kind of calls? Philly's 911 years ago was awful. One operator recognized my voice, laughed and hung up on me. Now, thing is, I was living in the Frankford section, which is bat shiate insane for drugs, violence shootings and general mayhem. So, I thought it was my civic duty to call 911 when I saw people getting the snot beat outta them. 911-weeellll....not so much. Meh, I called Frankford hospital's ER department, and gave 'em the heads up, they usually sent an ambulance.
 
EJ25T
2020-09-26 4:51:34 PM  
6 votes:

JerkStore: [i1.wp.com image 300x169] [View Full Size image _x_]

You want some of this? Come at me, bro!

No, wait, don't come at me! I don't want any of that!


This raises all kind of feels for me. I would call myself an extreme supporter of non-violent protest, but if you're wearing a goddamn right-facing swastika armband, I don't give a single solitary shiat what happens to you.
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 4:18:27 PM  
6 votes:

Kirablue42: hlehmann: Benevolent Misanthrope: The lawsuit, filed by the Oregon Justice Resource Center on behalf of the plaintiffs, seeks damages for assault, battery, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

It accuses Swinney of injuring and menacing multiple people in the streets, as police officers stood by and watched.

How are the police not co-defendants in every goddamn case like this?

F*cking pigs.

Because the Portland police department is a terrorist organization.

THIS.

not all cops in Oregon are bad, though. There are some good ones.


Really.  Forgive my skepticism, since I don't see any of the "good ones" trying to do anything about the "bad ones".
 
quizzical
2020-09-26 3:15:39 PM  
6 votes:

davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.


The deplorables are generous to their own.   They will do a GoFundMe, pay off the awards, and pocket enough to buy themselves a beach house each.   Huge civil fines just aren't the penalty they used to be.  They certainly aren't a deterrent anymore.   Criminal charges would be ideal, but ACAB - the cops are content to watch fascists kick the asses of journalists and ordinary citizens.
 
Bear_of_Arkona
2020-09-26 3:04:12 PM  
6 votes:
The one line of argument I have used against rural red necks that are against 'rioting' in the streets has been 'why does it concern you? You live there? No? What business is it of yours? If they are rioting as you claim then just harming the local area.' Until the marching comes to your little Podunk town then you have a reason of concern.
 
austerity101 [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 3:35:38 PM  
5 votes:
Sarah Iannarone, running against Ted Wheeler, outlined some pretty great ideas on Twitter for how we should be handling situations like these.  We should already be doing it, and that we have to even have a conversation about it to begin with is really depressing.

/vote for Sarah
//fark Ted
///slashies.
 
Fissile [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-09-26 3:32:12 PM  
5 votes:

davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.


Yup, they are what's know among polite company as 'judgement proof'.   The rest of us would refer to such people as 'dead beats', 'losers', and 'poor white trash'.
 
Bear_of_Arkona
2020-09-26 3:08:31 PM  
5 votes:

TomDooley: Bear_of_Arkona: HerptheDerp: Considering that the police won't actually protect the people from assault if you wear the American flag as a pair of shorts and own a truck, this is probably the next best option.

Still, I think if you see a man waving a long gun around, you should dial 911 and tell them he's threatened to shoot you and is aiming his gun at people. After Rittenhouse, call the cops on any wannabe paramilitary soldier who thinks they have a righteous cause.

The cops are usually standing just feet away watching the assaults happen and do nothing. Calling 911 will do nothing.

The call will be logged.  That's something.  Granted not a lot.  But does allow offer some data for later analysis.


I think having someone film it is more useful than making a 911 call that could stay in the call center as proof long after the narrative has been polluted by the right. Using your camera to record and automatically upload to the net I feel can get the evidence out there quicker, especially if your friends have access to the same account in the case you get arreated3. And maybe then calling 911 could work.
 
TomDooley [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 3:04:08 PM  
5 votes:

Bear_of_Arkona: HerptheDerp: Considering that the police won't actually protect the people from assault if you wear the American flag as a pair of shorts and own a truck, this is probably the next best option.

Still, I think if you see a man waving a long gun around, you should dial 911 and tell them he's threatened to shoot you and is aiming his gun at people. After Rittenhouse, call the cops on any wannabe paramilitary soldier who thinks they have a righteous cause.

The cops are usually standing just feet away watching the assaults happen and do nothing. Calling 911 will do nothing.


The call will be logged.  That's something.  Granted not a lot.  But does allow offer some data for later analysis.
 
quatchi
2020-09-26 2:48:46 PM  
5 votes:
Yes, more of this please.
 
Bear_of_Arkona
2020-09-26 3:38:28 PM  
4 votes:

Fissile: davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.

Yup, they are what's know among polite company as 'judgement proof'.   The rest of us would refer to such people as 'dead beats', 'losers', and 'poor white trash'.


Paint guns and their equipment isn't cheap. Just have their assets seized to help pay off what they owe. Use their own pictures and social media account against as proof of what they own them when you need to make a claim on their items.
 
TomDooley [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 3:35:29 PM  
4 votes:

Artist: TomDooley: Bear_of_Arkona: HerptheDerp: Considering that the police won't actually protect the people from assault if you wear the American flag as a pair of shorts and own a truck, this is probably the next best option.

Still, I think if you see a man waving a long gun around, you should dial 911 and tell them he's threatened to shoot you and is aiming his gun at people. After Rittenhouse, call the cops on any wannabe paramilitary soldier who thinks they have a righteous cause.

The cops are usually standing just feet away watching the assaults happen and do nothing. Calling 911 will do nothing.

The call will be logged.  That's something.  Granted not a lot.  But does allow offer some data for later analysis.

Data on how to ignore these kind of calls? Philly's 911 years ago was awful. One operator recognized my voice, laughed and hung up on me. Now, thing is, I was living in the Frankford section, which is bat shiate insane for drugs, violence shootings and general mayhem. So, I thought it was my civic duty to call 911 when I saw people getting the snot beat outta them. 911-weeellll....not so much. Meh, I called Frankford hospital's ER department, and gave 'em the heads up, they usually sent an ambulance.


Yes.  Data on how the calls are ignored.  It's harder for the City Council to ignore evidence showing out of 1000 calls for violent crime from a low income area officers only responded to 10.  While it's easy for them to ignore angry poor citizens saying calling 911 is useless as the cops never come.  They'll just tell you to call 911.
 
Bear_of_Arkona
2020-09-26 3:29:25 PM  
4 votes:
I wonder how many of the Little Boys have warrants for their arrests but feel safe to come out anyways. If I lived there would love to print out the warrants and have them posted all over the place before everything started.
 
my_little_scullion
2020-09-26 3:28:42 PM  
4 votes:

edmo: davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.

What happens to people who don't pay their debts?

I'm looking forward to 17-dumbass Illinois boy getting sued. His parents will reap the benefits of their parenting.


Hmmm...does that mean they can't vote unless they pay up if the suers are awarded monies?
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 4:17:06 PM  
3 votes:

Kirablue42: Benevolent Misanthrope: The lawsuit, filed by the Oregon Justice Resource Center on behalf of the plaintiffs, seeks damages for assault, battery, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

It accuses Swinney of injuring and menacing multiple people in the streets, as police officers stood by and watched.

How are the police not co-defendants in every goddamn case like this?

F*cking pigs.

this is going to get interesting..
https://www.wweek.com/news/2020/09/25/​fifteen-elected-democratic-leaders-war​n-right-wing-ralliers-to-behave-tomorr​ow-gop-leaders-seek-a-balance/


From your link: "We clearly state, once again, that law enforcement do not want or need any help from paramilitaries or vigilante groups. Any claims by paramilitary groups that they are helping state, county, or local law enforcement are false and dangerous, intended only to suggest that their unlawful activities are legitimate. We will pursue all available legal options to respond to this unlawful activity in partnership with Oregon's state government.

I hope someone remembered to tell local law enforcement this, otherwise they'll follow their usual routine of enabling and supporting the violence.
 
GoldSpider
2020-09-26 3:02:43 PM  
3 votes:
Baby Jesus giggles when a Proud Boy gets knocked out.
 
Vlad_the_Inaner [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 2:51:28 PM  
3 votes:
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bdub77 [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 12:52:58 PM  
3 votes:

davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.


Debtor's prison.
 
scanman61 [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 5:12:23 PM  
2 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: The lawsuit, filed by the Oregon Justice Resource Center on behalf of the plaintiffs, seeks damages for assault, battery, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

It accuses Swinney of injuring and menacing multiple people in the streets, as police officers stood by and watched.

How are the police not co-defendants in every goddamn case like this?

F*cking pigs.


POLICE HAVE NO DUTY TO PROTECT YOU
 
thiefofdreams [BareFark]
2020-09-26 5:00:19 PM  
2 votes:

detonator: thiefofdreams: detonator: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/GbEsCGDG​jf4] size these guys up for a lawsuit while you're at it. Might as well get ahead of the game.

In that video they state their main goal was to get the national guard involved.

The only way to force the national guards hand was causing violence and rioting.

They literally admit they were there to start enough shiat to get the national guard activated.

This is literally what they accuse antifa for.

When are they going to get charges? Oh wait, the cops take free blowies from these guys. Nevermind.

I wonder what the federal laws are concerning crossing state lines for the expressed purpose of causing civil unrest. At least the one main guy in the video is from out of state...


I always thought it was inciting a riot and many other charges including bringing weapons to use in commission of a crime, but apparently that only applies to black folks.
 
ReluctantLondon
2020-09-26 4:30:18 PM  
2 votes:

Fursecution: davidphogan: The proud boys I've met don't have their parents cleaning up after them. Or anyone. One seemed reasonable clean, but most smelled like my compost bin.

Septic Masculinity.

They're so afraid of "catching teh ghey" that they don't dare wipe their ass after using the shiatter.


. Keith Calder has been looking around on Reddit and has found a string of messages from baffled, distressed women whose male romantic partners literally don't wipe their asses because touching themselves between the cheeks might make them gay.

I... what..? o_O

I can't decide what's more demoralising; that there are guys whose fear/hatred of homosexuality is so great that they can't even wipe their butts[1]; or that those guys are good enough to have "female romantic partners"

/ I can wipe my butt - am I good enough to go on a date now..?
// No..?
/// Oh :(

[1] Also - and don't know if it's true - I remember reading that only a fraction of gay guys engage in anal sex
 
detonator [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-09-26 3:40:22 PM  
2 votes:

thiefofdreams: detonator: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/GbEsCGDG​jf4] size these guys up for a lawsuit while you're at it. Might as well get ahead of the game.

In that video they state their main goal was to get the national guard involved.

The only way to force the national guards hand was causing violence and rioting.

They literally admit they were there to start enough shiat to get the national guard activated.

This is literally what they accuse antifa for.

When are they going to get charges? Oh wait, the cops take free blowies from these guys. Nevermind.


I wonder what the federal laws are concerning crossing state lines for the expressed purpose of causing civil unrest. At least the one main guy in the video is from out of state...
 
detonator [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-09-26 3:37:02 PM  
2 votes:

thiefofdreams: detonator: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/GbEsCGDG​jf4] size these guys up for a lawsuit while you're at it. Might as well get ahead of the game.

In that video they state their main goal was to get the national guard involved.

The only way to force the national guards hand was causing violence and rioting.

They literally admit they were there to start enough shiat to get the national guard activated.

This is literally what they accuse antifa for.

When are they going to get charges? Oh wait, the cops take free blowies from these guys. Nevermind.


Yeah, they're BEGGING for it.
Jackholes
 
yet_another_wumpus
2020-09-26 3:21:02 PM  
2 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: The lawsuit, filed by the Oregon Justice Resource Center on behalf of the plaintiffs, seeks damages for assault, battery, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

It accuses Swinney of injuring and menacing multiple people in the streets, as police officers stood by and watched.

How are the police not co-defendants in every goddamn case like this?

F*cking pigs.


Police are only required to enforce property crimes against Fortune 1000 companies.  Physical crimes are completely up to the officer in question, and allow a broad amount of discretion.  SCOTUS has written a few decisions backing this up.
/maybe not the fortune 1000 bit
//but expect the Trump Court to write this in
/// possibly just limited to properties proudly displaying the "TRUMP" name
 
Dr. DJ Duckhunt [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 2:56:57 PM  
2 votes:

Artist: IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

[pics.me.me image 500x504]

Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?

Does it have a glory hole section?


The glory hole is our society and the Proud Boys keep sticking their dick in it.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 12:12:08 PM  
2 votes:
These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

pics.me.meView Full Size
 
ippolit
2020-09-26 5:09:25 PM  
1 vote:

JerkStore: [i1.wp.com image 300x169]

You want some of this? Come at me, bro!

No, wait, don't come at me! I don't want any of that!


I liked your added dialog.
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Steampunk Gallagher
2020-09-26 5:02:46 PM  
1 vote:

ReluctantLondon: Fursecution: davidphogan: The proud boys I've met don't have their parents cleaning up after them. Or anyone. One seemed reasonable clean, but most smelled like my compost bin.

Septic Masculinity.

They're so afraid of "catching teh ghey" that they don't dare wipe their ass after using the shiatter.

. Keith Calder has been looking around on Reddit and has found a string of messages from baffled, distressed women whose male romantic partners literally don't wipe their asses because touching themselves between the cheeks might make them gay.

I... what..? o_O

I can't decide what's more demoralising; that there are guys whose fear/hatred of homosexuality is so great that they can't even wipe their butts[1]; or that those guys are good enough to have "female romantic partners"

/ I can wipe my butt - am I good enough to go on a date now..?
// No..?
/// Oh :(

[1] Also - and don't know if it's true - I remember reading that only a fraction of gay guys engage in anal sex


[A1]  The main difference is what gay guys and just queer people overall are willing to think of as a "sexual act", anal is simply one page from an encyclopedia of playbooks. Straight people with little imagination and a conservative upbringing only see sex as "foreplay and penetration", because that's what mainstream media convinces us what always happens in the bedroom between two consenting adults, regardless of each one's gender. Its not just sex either, its been a thing since the 90s or earlier about non-queers trying to apply the "heterosexual household model" to a gay couple, always asking, "so which one of them wears the pants in the relationship?" as if the gays must play by the exact same societal rules as everyone else. Its ridiculous.
 
Bear_of_Arkona
2020-09-26 4:09:56 PM  
1 vote:

AAAAGGGGHHHH: Kirablue42: this is going to get interesting..
https://www.wweek.com/news/2020/09/25/​fifteen-elected-democratic-leaders-war​n-right-wing-ralliers-to-behave-tomorr​ow-gop-leaders-seek-a-balance/

"seek a balance"? LOL and WTF?

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Stealing that one.
 
Kirablue42
2020-09-26 4:01:22 PM  
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hlehmann: Benevolent Misanthrope: The lawsuit, filed by the Oregon Justice Resource Center on behalf of the plaintiffs, seeks damages for assault, battery, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

It accuses Swinney of injuring and menacing multiple people in the streets, as police officers stood by and watched.

How are the police not co-defendants in every goddamn case like this?

F*cking pigs.

Because the Portland police department is a terrorist organization.


THIS.

not all cops in Oregon are bad, though. There are some good ones.
 
Bear_of_Arkona
2020-09-26 3:44:44 PM  
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Steampunk Gallagher: Bear_of_Arkona: I wonder how many of the Little Boys have warrants for their arrests but feel safe to come out anyways. If I lived there would love to print out the warrants and have them posted all over the place before everything started.

The local cops won't do anything about it. From the rally on August 22nd:

https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/20​20/08/downtown-portland-braces-for-opp​osing-rallies-at-noon-saturday-live-up​dates.html

'Tusitala "Tiny" Toese was seen at the Saturday protest. The right-wing activist who is known for brawling at Portland protests was barred in January from participating in future city demonstrations for the next two years. He was also sentenced to two years' probation and 80 hours of community service after he pleaded guilty to third-degree assault, a misdemeanor, for his role in a violent altercation prompted by political differences. Court records appear to show an arrest warrant remains out Toese on an alleged probation violation. A Multnomah County Circuit Court hearing set for Aug. 27 on the alleged probation violation was canceled, according to court records.'

He was not arrested, detained or escorted away from the demonstrations, even though by court order he wasn't legally allowed to be there. The local cops don't care as long as you're a right-wing thug.


The local cops there are a disgrace, and I have very low opinion of cops to begin with. But looking him up they did arrest him 7 days later on his warrant I think due to him joining the demonstrations.

https://www.opb.org/article/2020/08/2​9​/proud-boy-tusitala-tiny-toese-arreste​d-in-clark-county/
 
my_little_scullion
2020-09-26 3:33:20 PM  
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UncleDirtNap: Well I hope the plaintiffs don't mind the settlement consisting of porks rinds and PBR.


I believe "Natty Lite" is the preferred drink...
 
austerity101 [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 3:14:08 PM  
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Bear_of_Arkona: The one line of argument I have used against rural red necks that are against 'rioting' in the streets has been 'why does it concern you? You live there? No? What business is it of yours? If they are rioting as you claim then just harming the local area.' Until the marching comes to your little Podunk town then you have a reason of concern.


It concerns them because there are "urbans" and liberals that exist that aren't being pummeled into submission by a white ethnostate.
 
RanHakubi
2020-09-26 3:02:35 PM  
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Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Artist: IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

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Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?

Does it have a glory hole section?

The glory hole is our society and the Proud Boys keep sticking their dick in it.


In that case, get me some nails and a hammer and I'll use the plug they so kindly provide
 
eviljimbo
2020-09-26 2:53:47 PM  
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SpectroBoy: [i.redd.it image 678x381]


Came here to say the same thing
 
Mad_Radhu
2020-09-26 2:45:51 PM  
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IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

[pics.me.me image 500x504]

Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?


That's basically Rough Trade 101.
 
arrogantbastich [TotalFark]
2020-09-26 12:11:32 PM  
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Now they'll have to borrow their friends minivan instead of renting one with how damaged their credit is going to be..
 
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