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2020-09-26 11:46:55 AM  
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2020-09-26 12:02:02 PM  
I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.
 
2020-09-26 12:03:46 PM  

davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.


If it pisses off their parents enough that they turn off the WiFi in the basement and stop paying for their cell phones it might make a difference.
 
2020-09-26 12:05:52 PM  

davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.


What happens to people who don't pay their debts?

I'm looking forward to 17-dumbass Illinois boy getting sued. His parents will reap the benefits of their parenting.
 
2020-09-26 12:07:47 PM  

BizarreMan: davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.

If it pisses off their parents enough that they turn off the WiFi in the basement and stop paying for their cell phones it might make a difference.


The proud boys I've met don't have their parents cleaning up after them. Or anyone. One seemed reasonable clean, but most smelled like my compost bin.
 
2020-09-26 12:11:32 PM  
Now they'll have to borrow their friends minivan instead of renting one with how damaged their credit is going to be..
 
2020-09-26 12:12:08 PM  
These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

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2020-09-26 12:19:26 PM  
It'll be a good day when the Proud Boys get their asses kicked.
 
2020-09-26 12:30:33 PM  

brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

[pics.me.me image 500x504]


Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?
 
2020-09-26 12:40:08 PM  
The lawsuit, filed by the Oregon Justice Resource Center on behalf of the plaintiffs, seeks damages for assault, battery, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

It accuses Swinney of injuring and menacing multiple people in the streets, as police officers stood by and watched.


How are the police not co-defendants in every goddamn case like this?

F*cking pigs.
 
2020-09-26 12:43:27 PM  

IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

[pics.me.me image 500x504]

Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?


Apparently, the Proud Boys have been around since 2016.  So I guess newish?
 
2020-09-26 12:52:58 PM  

davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.


Debtor's prison.
 
2020-09-26 1:54:35 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: The lawsuit, filed by the Oregon Justice Resource Center on behalf of the plaintiffs, seeks damages for assault, battery, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

It accuses Swinney of injuring and menacing multiple people in the streets, as police officers stood by and watched.

How are the police not co-defendants in every goddamn case like this?

F*cking pigs.


Silly peasant, pigs are not subject to the same laws as us peasants.
 
2020-09-26 2:45:51 PM  

IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

[pics.me.me image 500x504]

Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?


That's basically Rough Trade 101.
 
2020-09-26 2:48:04 PM  
The Proud Boys started as a group of men who were told if they started listening to actual women instead of watching so much rape porn, they would get more dates.  So, they stopped masturbating but they still watch porn and they started punching each other in the face.

No, it doesn't make sense to me either but I have healthy social relationships with women.
 
2020-09-26 2:48:46 PM  
Yes, more of this please.
 
2020-09-26 2:51:28 PM  
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2020-09-26 2:52:46 PM  
Considering that the police won't actually protect the people from assault if you wear the American flag as a pair of shorts and own a truck, this is probably the next best option.

Still, I think if you see a man waving a long gun around, you should dial 911 and tell them he's threatened to shoot you and is aiming his gun at people. After Rittenhouse, call the cops on any wannabe paramilitary soldier who thinks they have a righteous cause.
 
2020-09-26 2:53:47 PM  

SpectroBoy: [i.redd.it image 678x381]


Came here to say the same thing
 
2020-09-26 2:54:20 PM  

IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

[pics.me.me image 500x504]

Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?


Does it have a glory hole section?
 
2020-09-26 2:54:56 PM  

SpectroBoy: [i.redd.it image 678x381]


Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)"
Youtube fbGkxcY7YFU
 
2020-09-26 2:55:54 PM  

HerptheDerp: Considering that the police won't actually protect the people from assault if you wear the American flag as a pair of shorts and own a truck, this is probably the next best option.

Still, I think if you see a man waving a long gun around, you should dial 911 and tell them he's threatened to shoot you and is aiming his gun at people. After Rittenhouse, call the cops on any wannabe paramilitary soldier who thinks they have a righteous cause.


The cops are usually standing just feet away watching the assaults happen and do nothing. Calling 911 will do nothing.
 
2020-09-26 2:56:57 PM  

Artist: IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

[pics.me.me image 500x504]

Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?

Does it have a glory hole section?


The glory hole is our society and the Proud Boys keep sticking their dick in it.
 
2020-09-26 2:57:40 PM  

Jake Havechek: It'll be a good day when the Proud Boys get their asses kicked.


Love to see this. I figure if you maced them back or defended yourself then the cops will come in to arrest you for violence then.
 
2020-09-26 2:58:40 PM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Artist: IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

[pics.me.me image 500x504]

Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?

Does it have a glory hole section?

The glory hole is our society and the Proud Boys keep sticking their dick in it.


Not a real dick, though. And it smells funny.
 
2020-09-26 3:01:49 PM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Artist: IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

[pics.me.me image 500x504]

Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?

Does it have a glory hole section?

The glory hole is our society and the Proud Boys keep sticking their dick in it.


Funny! If I were to respond to this as I'd like to....the "time out" would be epic.......
 
2020-09-26 3:02:35 PM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Artist: IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

[pics.me.me image 500x504]

Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?

Does it have a glory hole section?

The glory hole is our society and the Proud Boys keep sticking their dick in it.


In that case, get me some nails and a hammer and I'll use the plug they so kindly provide
 
2020-09-26 3:02:43 PM  
Baby Jesus giggles when a Proud Boy gets knocked out.
 
2020-09-26 3:03:52 PM  

GoodDoctorB: Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Artist: IgG4: brap: These Bearded Babymen Club's "Meet Up With Us For An Asskicking" Events always remind me of drewtoothpaste's social media stream without the self-awareness.

[pics.me.me image 500x504]

Is this some kind of new gay cruising tactic?

Does it have a glory hole section?

The glory hole is our society and the Proud Boys keep sticking their dick in it.

Not a real dick, though. And it smells funny.


Have you seen some of those "Proud Boys"? There may be some real dicks, and smell funny.
 
2020-09-26 3:04:08 PM  

Bear_of_Arkona: HerptheDerp: Considering that the police won't actually protect the people from assault if you wear the American flag as a pair of shorts and own a truck, this is probably the next best option.

Still, I think if you see a man waving a long gun around, you should dial 911 and tell them he's threatened to shoot you and is aiming his gun at people. After Rittenhouse, call the cops on any wannabe paramilitary soldier who thinks they have a righteous cause.

The cops are usually standing just feet away watching the assaults happen and do nothing. Calling 911 will do nothing.


The call will be logged.  That's something.  Granted not a lot.  But does allow offer some data for later analysis.
 
2020-09-26 3:04:12 PM  
The one line of argument I have used against rural red necks that are against 'rioting' in the streets has been 'why does it concern you? You live there? No? What business is it of yours? If they are rioting as you claim then just harming the local area.' Until the marching comes to your little Podunk town then you have a reason of concern.
 
2020-09-26 3:08:31 PM  

TomDooley: Bear_of_Arkona: HerptheDerp: Considering that the police won't actually protect the people from assault if you wear the American flag as a pair of shorts and own a truck, this is probably the next best option.

Still, I think if you see a man waving a long gun around, you should dial 911 and tell them he's threatened to shoot you and is aiming his gun at people. After Rittenhouse, call the cops on any wannabe paramilitary soldier who thinks they have a righteous cause.

The cops are usually standing just feet away watching the assaults happen and do nothing. Calling 911 will do nothing.

The call will be logged.  That's something.  Granted not a lot.  But does allow offer some data for later analysis.


I think having someone film it is more useful than making a 911 call that could stay in the call center as proof long after the narrative has been polluted by the right. Using your camera to record and automatically upload to the net I feel can get the evidence out there quicker, especially if your friends have access to the same account in the case you get arreated3. And maybe then calling 911 could work.
 
2020-09-26 3:08:37 PM  

Bear_of_Arkona: The one line of argument I have used against rural red necks that are against 'rioting' in the streets has been 'why does it concern you? You live there? No? What business is it of yours? If they are rioting as you claim then just harming the local area.' Until the marching comes to your little Podunk town then you have a reason of concern.


I'm reminded of a friend who works at the local library in Tipton, IN.  She told me they were having conversations one morninga few months ago - apparently someone's brother-in-law the cop tols then that ANTIFA(!) was bussing people to their little nowhere town to start riots.  It turned out to be a half-dozen or so bored local high-schoolers with magic markers and oaktag on a street corner.
 
2020-09-26 3:08:41 PM  

TomDooley: Bear_of_Arkona: HerptheDerp: Considering that the police won't actually protect the people from assault if you wear the American flag as a pair of shorts and own a truck, this is probably the next best option.

Still, I think if you see a man waving a long gun around, you should dial 911 and tell them he's threatened to shoot you and is aiming his gun at people. After Rittenhouse, call the cops on any wannabe paramilitary soldier who thinks they have a righteous cause.

The cops are usually standing just feet away watching the assaults happen and do nothing. Calling 911 will do nothing.

The call will be logged.  That's something.  Granted not a lot.  But does allow offer some data for later analysis.


Data on how to ignore these kind of calls? Philly's 911 years ago was awful. One operator recognized my voice, laughed and hung up on me. Now, thing is, I was living in the Frankford section, which is bat shiate insane for drugs, violence shootings and general mayhem. So, I thought it was my civic duty to call 911 when I saw people getting the snot beat outta them. 911-weeellll....not so much. Meh, I called Frankford hospital's ER department, and gave 'em the heads up, they usually sent an ambulance.
 
2020-09-26 3:09:16 PM  

HerptheDerp: Considering that the police won't actually protect the people from assault if you wear the American flag as a pair of shorts and own a truck, this is probably the next best option.

Still, I think if you see a man waving a long gun around, you should dial 911 and tell them he's threatened to shoot you and is aiming his gun at people. After Rittenhouse, call the cops on any wannabe paramilitary soldier who thinks they have a righteous cause.


What a terrific idea. Weaponize the inner Karen in all of us.
 
2020-09-26 3:09:30 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Bear_of_Arkona: The one line of argument I have used against rural red necks that are against 'rioting' in the streets has been 'why does it concern you? You live there? No? What business is it of yours? If they are rioting as you claim then just harming the local area.' Until the marching comes to your little Podunk town then you have a reason of concern.

I'm reminded of a friend who works at the local library in Tipton, IN.  She told me they were having conversations one morninga few months ago - apparently someone's brother-in-law the cop tols then that ANTIFA(!) was bussing people to their little nowhere town to start riots.  It turned out to be a half-dozen or so bored local high-schoolers with magic markers and oaktag on a street corner.


Ha! Oh no the horror!
 
2020-09-26 3:09:32 PM  
Good and I hope this becomes a larger trend.  Financial ruin is the only thing these creeps fee they can't confidently shoot at.
 
2020-09-26 3:14:08 PM  

Bear_of_Arkona: The one line of argument I have used against rural red necks that are against 'rioting' in the streets has been 'why does it concern you? You live there? No? What business is it of yours? If they are rioting as you claim then just harming the local area.' Until the marching comes to your little Podunk town then you have a reason of concern.


It concerns them because there are "urbans" and liberals that exist that aren't being pummeled into submission by a white ethnostate.
 
2020-09-26 3:15:39 PM  

davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.


The deplorables are generous to their own.   They will do a GoFundMe, pay off the awards, and pocket enough to buy themselves a beach house each.   Huge civil fines just aren't the penalty they used to be.  They certainly aren't a deterrent anymore.   Criminal charges would be ideal, but ACAB - the cops are content to watch fascists kick the asses of journalists and ordinary citizens.
 
2020-09-26 3:16:38 PM  

nijika: Good and I hope this becomes a larger trend.  Financial ruin is the only thing these creeps fee they can't confidently shoot at.


I would love a felony charge. Even a minor charge so it would be illegal for them to carry weapons, nothing worse for these ammosexuals. Financial ruin is a close second that would also bring a smile.
 
2020-09-26 3:21:02 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: The lawsuit, filed by the Oregon Justice Resource Center on behalf of the plaintiffs, seeks damages for assault, battery, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

It accuses Swinney of injuring and menacing multiple people in the streets, as police officers stood by and watched.

How are the police not co-defendants in every goddamn case like this?

F*cking pigs.


Police are only required to enforce property crimes against Fortune 1000 companies.  Physical crimes are completely up to the officer in question, and allow a broad amount of discretion.  SCOTUS has written a few decisions backing this up.
/maybe not the fortune 1000 bit
//but expect the Trump Court to write this in
/// possibly just limited to properties proudly displaying the "TRUMP" name
 
2020-09-26 3:21:31 PM  
Well I hope the plaintiffs don't mind the settlement consisting of porks rinds and PBR.
 
2020-09-26 3:23:19 PM  

davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.


True, but driving them all into bankruptcy would still be fun.
 
2020-09-26 3:27:25 PM  

nijika: Good and I hope this becomes a larger trend.  Financial ruin is the only thing these creeps fee they can't confidently shoot at.


Court filings should also go after any GoFundMe money they raise.
 
2020-09-26 3:28:42 PM  

edmo: davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.

What happens to people who don't pay their debts?

I'm looking forward to 17-dumbass Illinois boy getting sued. His parents will reap the benefits of their parenting.


Hmmm...does that mean they can't vote unless they pay up if the suers are awarded monies?
 
2020-09-26 3:28:45 PM  
Proud Boys hold press conference before North Portland rally on Sept. 26
Youtube GbEsCGDGjf4
size these guys up for a lawsuit while you're at it. Might as well get ahead of the game.
 
2020-09-26 3:29:25 PM  
I wonder how many of the Little Boys have warrants for their arrests but feel safe to come out anyways. If I lived there would love to print out the warrants and have them posted all over the place before everything started.
 
2020-09-26 3:30:37 PM  
"It wasn't even a pain that could be solved by crying."

Generally, that only works with skint knees.

Fascist street gangs. Hmmm. Seems familiar.
 
2020-09-26 3:32:12 PM  

davidphogan: I doubt any of them has the assets to pay that kind of settlement.


Yup, they are what's know among polite company as 'judgement proof'.   The rest of us would refer to such people as 'dead beats', 'losers', and 'poor white trash'.
 
2020-09-26 3:33:20 PM  

UncleDirtNap: Well I hope the plaintiffs don't mind the settlement consisting of porks rinds and PBR.


I believe "Natty Lite" is the preferred drink...
 
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