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(ABC News)   Despite the view espoused by Messrs. Diamond, Yauch, and Horovitz, Maryland man finds out there is no legally recognized "right to party"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Jury, Shawn Marshall Myers, Trial, Criminal law, Myers' home, Charles County, Maryland, bench trial, Maryland man  
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2020-09-26 11:04:36 AM  
Deserves extra time for the hair.
 
2020-09-26 11:06:03 AM  
To add insult to injury, his mom threw away his best porno mag.
 
2020-09-26 11:26:11 AM  
Good. This guy's been an antisocial asshole for a long time. In MD he has at least 18 cases not counting traffic violations.
http://casesearch.courts.state.md.us/​c​asesearch/
 
2020-09-26 11:42:28 AM  
Your sheriff preaches class like you're some kind of jerk?
 
2020-09-26 11:59:41 AM  
Bro', youhave to fight for the right...
 
2020-09-26 12:00:24 PM  
Def. shortlist for HOTY.

Amazing work, subby.
 
2020-09-26 1:40:26 PM  
Party for Your Right to Fight-Public Enemy
Youtube A4Hb-XJWnsk
 
2020-09-26 2:30:05 PM  

Jack Sabbath: To add insult to injury, his mom threw away his best porno mag.


Busted
 
2020-09-26 2:31:05 PM  

Jack Sabbath: To add insult to injury, his mom threw away his best porno mag.


Busted
 
2020-09-26 2:32:12 PM  
But there should be.
 
2020-09-26 2:32:34 PM  

Pinche Mateo: Deserves extra time for the hair.


punk or raver?

/choose your own adventure
 
2020-09-26 2:32:53 PM  

Jack Sabbath: To add insult to injury, his mom threw away his best porno mag.


Busted.
 
2020-09-26 2:34:00 PM  
I give it 24 hours before DeSantis starts using this guy as a poster child.
 
2020-09-26 2:34:55 PM  

Schlubbe: Your sheriff preaches class like you're some kind of jerk?


That hypocrite smokes two packs a day!
 
2020-09-26 2:36:07 PM  
Hmmm? I grew up in Maryland and I've never heard of Hughesville.

>wiki wiki wiki<

Oh! That's Charles County crazy: that's a special kind of crazy!

/go down to La Plata and turn left.
//why would you do that though?
///thar be dragons!!!!
 
2020-09-26 2:37:27 PM  
Beastie Boys - (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party) (Official Music Video)
Youtube eBShN8qT4lk

you have to fight for your right to party
 
2020-09-26 2:40:56 PM  

Jack Sabbath: To add insult to injury, his mom threw away his best porno mag.


Has anyone noted that he got busted?
 
2020-09-26 2:41:02 PM  

Jack Sabbath: To add insult to injury, his mom threw away his best porno mag.


Busted.
 
2020-09-26 2:45:58 PM  
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/Rusted?
 
2020-09-26 2:46:06 PM  
That pretty much explains everything for me:

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2020-09-26 2:47:53 PM  

thorpe: Good. This guy's been an antisocial asshole for a long time. In MD he has at least 18 cases not counting traffic violations.
http://casesearch.courts.state.md.us/c​asesearch/


Heavy Metal - Charlie, I got an Angle
Youtube RCRqjJXHfQs
 
2020-09-26 2:48:17 PM  

TheMaskedArmadillo: Bro', youhave to fight for the right...


Was going to point that out.

Having/obtaining the right to party is another issue.
 
2020-09-26 2:48:47 PM  
I've never had the opportunity to post this on Main.

Thank you, Mr Dumbass!

Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right (Revisited) Full Length
Youtube evA-R9OS-Vo
 
2020-09-26 2:51:21 PM  
I still haven't gotten over Adam's death.
 
2020-09-26 2:52:00 PM  
This man lives by a code - a code that, if you grew up, graduated high school, and left town to go to college, you'd never understand. He is the champion of life, liberty and the pursuit of horniness.
 
2020-09-26 2:53:06 PM  

awruk!: That pretty much explains everything for me:

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Of course that's what he looks like.
 
2020-09-26 2:53:07 PM  

Calehedron: [Fark user image 700x488]

/Rusted?


Leftfield - Dusted (VHS)
Youtube AW3PYAyS05c
 
2020-09-26 2:56:47 PM  

awruk!: That pretty much explains everything for me:

[Fark user image image 322x357]


I'm puzzled.  He lives much too far north to be a Carl Hiaasen character, yet there he is.
 
2020-09-26 2:57:38 PM  
Salmon:
punk or raver?

Leftfield - Open Up
Youtube hZj9bi7YNmI
 
2020-09-26 2:58:40 PM  

Raoul Eaton: awruk!: That pretty much explains everything for me:

[Fark user image image 322x357]

I'm puzzled.  He lives much too far north to be a Carl Hiaasen character, yet there he is.


Sick Puppy
 
2020-09-26 2:58:59 PM  

awruk!: Tht pretty much explains everything for me: [Fark user image 322x357]

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2020-09-26 3:01:27 PM  
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That's a well-worn 42, so it's maybe appropriate that his hairstyle comes from the rebellious youth of 62 year olds.
 
2020-09-26 3:03:33 PM  
Good.  Farking asshole.
 
2020-09-26 3:04:08 PM  

awruk!: That pretty much explains everything for me:

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There's the face that put the animal in the the term "party animal".
 
2020-09-26 3:11:39 PM  
This is a violation of his first amendment rights!

Show me where in the constitution it says the right to protest includes restrictions on WHERE you can protest!

/Obviously sarcasm if you cannot tell. Poeslaw and all.
 
2020-09-26 3:35:15 PM  
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2020-09-26 3:35:26 PM  

TheMaskedArmadillo: Bro', youhave to fight for the right...


Agreed, the right to party is alienable and must be fought for.

/ although, perhaps the new Supreme Court will find that the Freedom of Association applies in this circumstances, and so any restrictions on the number of people gathered together will be struck down.
 
2020-09-26 3:35:37 PM  
The Beastie Boys did not fight for your right to party so you could drink White Claw.
 
2020-09-26 3:49:37 PM  

khitsicker: I still haven't gotten over Adam's death.


Here's the full version of the last B-Boys concert ever, 2009.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oNDw​G​tL3cQ&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR2ESX​L_6_O2hmHAsrYKL2kPKNEc81m0782Y25vJfAJH​C0smooQLDMn9K0o

1:20hrs of rocking.
 
2020-09-26 3:51:02 PM  

Smackledorfer: This is a violation of his first amendment rights!

Show me where in the constitution it says the right to protest includes restrictions on WHERE you can protest!

/Obviously sarcasm if you cannot tell. Poeslaw and all.


Someone in a recent thread claimed that the government could not ever limit the right to peaceably assemble, so I'm really getting a kick, etc.
 
2020-09-26 5:17:05 PM  
So that's what grown up troll dolls look like?
 
2020-09-26 5:36:59 PM  
The law caught him endangerin' and they said "NO WAY!"
Those hypocrites endanger thousands per day.
 
2020-09-26 5:38:13 PM  
We got an orange jumpsuit, that's the clothes you're gonna wear,
we'll drag you out of your home by your stupid blue hair!
 
2020-09-26 5:39:28 PM  
Everybody seems to 'know their rights'. I never hear 'I know my duties and obligations as a citizen.'
 
2020-09-26 5:56:46 PM  
He should have gotten his license to ill before throwing covid parties.
 
2020-09-26 5:57:16 PM  
The right to party is protected by the 1st Amendment. Well, it is if you are a member of The Church of the Wyld Stallyins. "Party on, dude" is one of our only two tenets. The first is, "Be excellent to each other." In short, join the right church and your partying is your religion!
 
2020-09-26 5:58:22 PM  
If Myers could give a good impersonation of Elvis, then he might still get to party.

Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock (Music Video)
Youtube gj0Rz-uP4Mk


The warden threw a party in the county jail . . .
 
2020-09-26 6:21:10 PM  
<Ric Romero>
The song was a diss on the frat boy party scene.
</Ric Romero>
 
2020-09-26 6:59:36 PM  
After a certain age, hair that color looks just sad.
 
2020-09-26 7:35:00 PM  

Mock26: The right to party is protected by the 1st Amendment. Well, it is if you are a member of The Church of the Wyld Stallyins. "Party on, dude" is one of our only two tenets. The first is, "Be excellent to each other." In short, join the right church and your partying is your religion!


You almost got it right.  The right to assemble protects your right to party.  You used freedom of religion, which has been used by various religious groups to justify ignoring bans on gatherings, and has been thoroughly mocked here on Fark.

What is currently at issue, and will probably be argued over for years, is at what point does a national health emergency override your Constitutional Rights?  The right to assemble has been used to justify BLM protests in the middle of a pandemic and Fark members have shown strong support for it.  Thus, it's a better argument for a party.
 
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