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(ESPN)   CFB's pretty full with the SEC back. There's OU and hot Cat-on-Cat at 12; Tex-Tex Tech & MS-LSU at 3; Duke sucks and Dawgs-Hawgs at 4. Tonite the War 4 America's Wang (FSU-DaU) rages, Hokies face the Pack, and BYU tops us off. Ready your ass grooves   (espn.com) divider line
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2020-09-26 8:39:22 AM  
And yet there's at least 5 games I've found that are postponed:

Irish-Deacs (which, strangely, I feel like I've missed the news on repeatedly since I'm an Irish fan)
Georgia State-Charlotte (GSU's fault, though UNCC had it hit last week)
USF-FAU (because of the Irish, but let's face it, they're in Florida)
Tulsa-Ark. St. (ASU's fault)

And, for the FIFTH time now, Houston is postponed, this time against the now ill UNT Mean Green. God doesn't want Houston to play football.

Are you sure you want in on this, B1G, Pac-12 and MAC?
 
2020-09-26 10:27:34 AM  
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It is the chonk way.
 
2020-09-26 10:38:50 AM  
We're so gonna get creamed ...

/WPS
//Razorbacks
///third for three
 
2020-09-26 11:24:48 AM  
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2020-09-26 11:37:08 AM  
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I love that Luke Fickell is having success at Cincy. Just not today, please.
 
2020-09-26 11:44:26 AM  
T'was the Night Before Gameday


T'was the night before gameday and all through the south

temperatures are taken by forehead and mouth.

COVID tests have been stockpiled, given daily to all.

Which players will stay home and which will play ball?

Going through with this season may prove a mistake,

tomorrow's game could be canceled before some fans awake.

So much is different but one thing remains

I'll wake up excited for all Gators games.

GO GATORS!!!

 
2020-09-26 11:44:43 AM  
I'd like to take a brief moment here and be an example of class by congratulating Michigan on getting out of September without a loss. Things sure are looking up for Michigan football!
 
2020-09-26 11:54:41 AM  

WoodyHayes: I'd like to take a brief moment here and be an example of class by congratulating Michigan on getting out of September without a loss. Things sure are looking up for Michigan football!


You're good people, Woody.  *fistbump*
 
2020-09-26 11:56:43 AM  
I have completely forgotten about college football. This surprises me a bit.
 
2020-09-26 12:01:20 PM  
Substitution: today the role of Lee Corso will be played by Ron Paul.

/sry
 
2020-09-26 12:01:52 PM  

FriarReb98: And yet there's at least 5 games I've found that are postponed:

Irish-Deacs (which, strangely, I feel like I've missed the news on repeatedly since I'm an Irish fan)
Georgia State-Charlotte (GSU's fault, though UNCC had it hit last week)
USF-FAU (because of the Irish, but let's face it, they're in Florida)
Tulsa-Ark. St. (ASU's fault)

And, for the FIFTH time now, Houston is postponed, this time against the now ill UNT Mean Green. God doesn't want Houston to play football.

Are you sure you want in on this, B1G, Pac-12 and MAC?


o/

As a Wisconsin alum I.. I don't think so.

As soon as students got back on campus in Madison cases spiked.  Shocking, I know...
 
2020-09-26 12:02:17 PM  

HawgWild: We're so gonna get creamed ...

/WPS
//Razorbacks
///third for three


Go on...

Wait, what thread is this?
 
2020-09-26 12:05:03 PM  
Ole Miss starting with a hurry-up offense.
 
2020-09-26 12:06:04 PM  
BOOMER!!!!

SOONER!!!!
 
2020-09-26 12:11:06 PM  
Bet the house on the Tide -28 over Mizzou.
 
2020-09-26 12:22:03 PM  

i_dig_chicks: Bet the house on the Tide -28 over Mizzou.


I'm thinking Gators will beat the spread at -14.5.
 
2020-09-26 12:23:44 PM  
TD Gators! Short pass to Kyle Pitts.
 
2020-09-26 12:24:14 PM  

TheFoz: FriarReb98: And yet there's at least 5 games I've found that are postponed:

Irish-Deacs (which, strangely, I feel like I've missed the news on repeatedly since I'm an Irish fan)
Georgia State-Charlotte (GSU's fault, though UNCC had it hit last week)
USF-FAU (because of the Irish, but let's face it, they're in Florida)
Tulsa-Ark. St. (ASU's fault)

And, for the FIFTH time now, Houston is postponed, this time against the now ill UNT Mean Green. God doesn't want Houston to play football.

Are you sure you want in on this, B1G, Pac-12 and MAC?

o/

As a Wisconsin alum I.. I don't think so.

As soon as students got back on campus in Madison cases spiked.  Shocking, I know...


o/

PC and URI are pretty much why I cant work in RI right now, so I share your shock.
 
2020-09-26 12:25:36 PM  
TD OU!!!!
 
2020-09-26 12:27:09 PM  
War Damn Eagles go for two and convert to lead UK 8-7.

Can't decide if this is more or less fans than I expected for an SEC game...
 
2020-09-26 12:44:17 PM  
Gators looking strong again. I'm a bit worried about Florida's defense.
 
2020-09-26 12:47:27 PM  

GRCooper: Substitution: today the role of Lee Corso will be played by Ron Paul.

/sry


Seriously, WTF did he do?  Twitter has exploded about it.

He had a stroke a few years back that's affected his speech somewhat.  Did he do something egregious?  Is the GameDay-via-Zoom partially to blame?
 
2020-09-26 12:49:05 PM  
Early feat T Pain Auburn Sucks
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2020-09-26 12:50:53 PM  

FrancoFile: GRCooper: Substitution: today the role of Lee Corso will be played by Ron Paul.

/sry

Seriously, WTF did he do?  Twitter has exploded about it.

He had a stroke a few years back that's affected his speech somewhat.  Did he do something egregious?  Is the GameDay-via-Zoom partially to blame?


Don't know, but he sounded like Sonny Jurgenson commenting into triple overtime ...
 
2020-09-26 12:56:03 PM  
So it looks like Florida's weakness will be its defense. That's not a good thing.
 
2020-09-26 1:09:45 PM  
I was told athletes need to "stick to sports" and yet I'm seeing political adds about some Kentucky  political race..?

Which showed four white police officers denigrating a former Marine and police officer running for office.

/ok yeah yeah pol tab that way
 
2020-09-26 1:10:37 PM  
Wow the Fraternal Order of Police in kentucky with the most blatantly racist ad of the day, on national television.
 
2020-09-26 1:24:58 PM  
Wow! Auburn with the pick 12 (point swing).
 
2020-09-26 1:27:09 PM  
And wiped by foul. At least INT stands.
 
2020-09-26 1:27:17 PM  
Kentucky got screwed out of a TD with the ball crossing the plane not being called as such and then a pick six on a 100 yd INT return right before the end of the half. Wow.
 
2020-09-26 1:28:02 PM  
Or not, Malzahn mad!
 
2020-09-26 1:30:16 PM  
Why would you even risk blindside blocks behind the carrier anymore? So stupid.
 
2020-09-26 1:35:52 PM  
Gators offense came to play today. Defense took a while to show up
 
2020-09-26 1:59:14 PM  
Game officials expected to require treatment for overuse injuries to both arms and shoulders from announcing Alabama TD's in Alabama at Mizzou.  6pm Central ESPN.  In other Mizzou football news, school officials consider purchasing new scoreboard with three digit space in visitor's score box.
 
2020-09-26 2:00:50 PM  
Gators pulling ahead. 70 yard TD pass.
 
2020-09-26 2:02:10 PM  
Holy hell what a punt!
 
2020-09-26 2:10:52 PM  

elvisaintdead: WoodyHayes: I'd like to take a brief moment here and be an example of class by congratulating Michigan on getting out of September without a loss. Things sure are looking up for Michigan football!

You're good people, Woody.  *fistbump*


*fistbump*

Howdy, good sir! Good luck at Arkansas here shortly.
 
2020-09-26 2:14:33 PM  
There will be no big 12 championship for K State this year, will there?
 
2020-09-26 2:15:34 PM  
Velveeta is creamy, so what? It doesn't make it better than powdered cheesy goodness, this isn't even a contest.
 
2020-09-26 2:24:36 PM  

WoodyHayes: Velveeta is creamy, so what? It doesn't make it better than powdered cheesy goodness


Wallow in your wrongness!
 
2020-09-26 2:24:38 PM  
Listening to the Gators-Rebels on the radio, it sometimes seems like Mick Hubert is getting more excited by Ole Miss plays than the Gators
 
2020-09-26 2:40:29 PM  
Kentucky field goal kicker must have an incredible leg to be "in range" from the opposite 35.
 
2020-09-26 2:42:11 PM  
According to Jordan Rodgers, Kantuckee has a K that can knock it home from 86 yards out. Dude, looked at the yard markers and got mixed up. Oopsy.

GRCooper: WoodyHayes: Velveeta is creamy, so what? It doesn't make it better than powdered cheesy goodness

Wallow in your wrongness!


No such thing shall be done! Nevar! Do you hear me?
 
2020-09-26 2:43:35 PM  
Ooooooof, looked like a sideline photographer got knocked somewhat hard there.
 
2020-09-26 2:44:19 PM  

WoodyHayes: According to Jordan Rodgers, Kantuckee has a K that can knock it home from 86 yards out. Dude, looked at the yard markers and got mixed up. Oopsy.

GRCooper: WoodyHayes: Velveeta is creamy, so what? It doesn't make it better than powdered cheesy goodness

Wallow in your wrongness!

No such thing shall be done! Nevar! Do you hear me?


I was gonna forgive it once. But then he said it again, smh.
 
2020-09-26 2:53:10 PM  
Sir Charles is laughing his ass off. "Turrible call, was it?"
 
2020-09-26 2:55:56 PM  

GRCooper: Sir Charles is laughing his ass off. "Turrible call, was it?"


Final score aside, it kinda was until Kentucky's punter conceded the game.
 
2020-09-26 3:15:07 PM  

mikaloyd: There will be no big 12 championship for K State this year, will there?


They just tied it up. Goddamn OU. SERIOUSLY????
 
2020-09-26 3:16:56 PM  

Jack of All Games: WoodyHayes: According to Jordan Rodgers, Kantuckee has a K that can knock it home from 86 yards out. Dude, looked at the yard markers and got mixed up. Oopsy.

GRCooper: WoodyHayes: Velveeta is creamy, so what? It doesn't make it better than powdered cheesy goodness

Wallow in your wrongness!

No such thing shall be done! Nevar! Do you hear me?

I was gonna forgive it once. But then he said it again, smh.


I haven't been to a Red Lobster in at least two decades but I proudly ordered a hamburger when I did so. I am a man of the people, no concessions shall be made to the raving mad bourgeoisie contingent and their hoity-toity palates who do their shopping at Walmart. Powdered cheese yesterday, powdered cheese today, and powdered cheese tomorrow!
 
2020-09-26 3:20:22 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: mikaloyd: There will be no big 12 championship for K State this year, will there?

They just tied it up. Goddamn OU. SERIOUSLY????


Ron Prince's Power Towels are working!!!

Hey, KSU: 1989 called, they want their video back.
Youtube -A-05wPlQQ4


That got such blowback that the idea was shelved almost immediately.
 
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