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(Premier League)   EPL weekend kicks off at 7:30 AM ET with the scum hosting Man U. Palace chew on Toffees at 10 AM with Wet Broom & Chelsea at 12:30 PM followed by Burnley & The Saints at 3 PM. Let's see how Peacock farks up Saturday's EPL shall we? Bring pies   (premierleague.com) divider line
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2020-09-26 7:30:25 AM  
Morning all. This morning the NBCSports app on Roku has decided that I don't have the ability to watch the footie, so I'm having to watch on one of the computers.

If you look up "first world problems" on Wikipedia, you will find this story. Or you would if I were not permanently banned from editing that entry.
 
2020-09-26 7:32:25 AM  
Hey all.
I made a summary of last week's action here
Taylor slipped back down the ref's table as a flurry of reds boosted his challengers with Dean rocketing up to 2nd. But look at Coote. One match and seven yellows. What a nasty bastid.
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But he gets to rest his elbow (which is probably still on ice) this week while Dean & Taylor have 4th official gigs this weekend.
Not sure what to do regarding the FPL as Desertgeek also started a Fark league & it has more teams in it. So I'll leave that table for him to update :o)
 
2020-09-26 7:34:12 AM  

Pista: Hey all.
I made a summary of last week's action here
Taylor slipped back down the ref's table as a flurry of reds boosted his challengers with Dean rocketing up to 2nd. But look at Coote. One match and seven yellows. What a nasty bastid.
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But he gets to rest his elbow (which is probably still on ice) this week while Dean & Taylor have 4th official gigs this weekend.
Not sure what to do regarding the FPL as Desertgeek also started a Fark league & it has more teams in it. So I'll leave that table for him to update :o)


What match did Coote work?
 
2020-09-26 7:37:23 AM  

dietbubba: Pista: Hey all.
I made a summary of last week's action here
Taylor slipped back down the ref's table as a flurry of reds boosted his challengers with Dean rocketing up to 2nd. But look at Coote. One match and seven yellows. What a nasty bastid.
[Fark user image 826x320]
But he gets to rest his elbow (which is probably still on ice) this week while Dean & Taylor have 4th official gigs this weekend.
Not sure what to do regarding the FPL as Desertgeek also started a Fark league & it has more teams in it. So I'll leave that table for him to update :o)

What match did Coote work?


The Spuds game
https://www.premierleague.com/match/5​8​914
 
2020-09-26 7:38:50 AM  
Lallama sighting
 
2020-09-26 7:39:35 AM  
POST!
 
2020-09-26 7:41:12 AM  

dietbubba: POST!


United look absolute crap at the moment
 
2020-09-26 7:41:19 AM  
Post in with an early save.
Solid.
 
2020-09-26 7:42:08 AM  

Langston: dietbubba: POST!

United look absolute crap at the moment


I've seen more energetic dog walkers
 
2020-09-26 7:42:50 AM  

Pista: I've seen more energetic dog walkers


I've seen more energetic sleep walkers
 
2020-09-26 7:43:50 AM  
Utd don't seem to want to keep possession.
 
2020-09-26 7:44:48 AM  

HugeMistake: Utd don't seem to want to keep possession.


They're trying what Palace did to them last week
 
2020-09-26 7:45:24 AM  
#OleOut
 
2020-09-26 7:47:14 AM  

dietbubba: #OleOut


You reading my mind?
I was wondering when that would start trending on the twitters
 
2020-09-26 7:51:35 AM  
Brighton are going to score the first goal, aren't they?
 
2020-09-26 7:54:06 AM  
Great. My first player up & he's now on a yellow
 
2020-09-26 7:54:18 AM  

Langston: Brighton are going to score the first goal, aren't they?


They certainly look more likely.

It's all a bit crap so far, honestly.
 
2020-09-26 7:54:30 AM  
Afternoon All.

This four games on TV in a day is a pretty demanding schedule!
 
2020-09-26 7:56:31 AM  
Pogba still plays for United?
 
2020-09-26 7:57:02 AM  
This is another example of United playing down to the level of their opponent.  You would think with all of the talent they have in midfield and up front that they would have way more scoring chances than they have so far.
 
2020-09-26 7:58:13 AM  
None of the Utd players seem to know where they are supposed to be, especially the midfielders
 
2020-09-26 8:00:25 AM  
The scum? That's unnecessarily strident, don't you think?
 
2020-09-26 8:03:34 AM  

Langston: Pogba still plays for United?


Well, he sort of jogs around with the others
 
2020-09-26 8:05:16 AM  
The fake crowd is trying to stay awake.
 
2020-09-26 8:06:41 AM  

Pista: Langston: Pogba still plays for United?

Well, he sort of jogs around with the others


Pogba the jogba
 
2020-09-26 8:06:59 AM  
Utd looked tired at the end of last season. They look like they haven't had much rest since then. It's all very sluggish.
 
2020-09-26 8:09:06 AM  
Fernando having a bad day.  Yellow and a penal.
 
2020-09-26 8:09:27 AM  
Soft pen tbh
 
2020-09-26 8:10:33 AM  
PK

Nice one Fernandes you wally
 
2020-09-26 8:10:55 AM  
I am trying to set a record for making my picks without any deep thinking.  I mean, it's all going to fall on a bell curve distribution. I just hope to be on the top taper of the bellend. 

12.3 seconds today, estimated.
 
2020-09-26 8:10:58 AM  
cheeeeeeeky
 
2020-09-26 8:12:14 AM  
Brighton going to get me off to a poor start.  I need time to forget my picks.
 
2020-09-26 8:12:43 AM  
Matic is lucky that wasn't a red.
 
2020-09-26 8:13:22 AM  
1-1
 
2020-09-26 8:14:06 AM  
Pogba sighting.
 
2020-09-26 8:14:07 AM  
And level. Right through a bunch of Brighton defenders
 
2020-09-26 8:14:18 AM  
Well then.
 
2020-09-26 8:14:58 AM  
Is that the wake up call Utd desperately needed?
 
2020-09-26 8:18:26 AM  

HugeMistake: Is that the wake up call Utd desperately needed?


I'm starting to wonder if it's just a snooze button
 
2020-09-26 8:19:06 AM  

medius: Pogba sighting.


And a card.
 
2020-09-26 8:19:51 AM  

ClavellBCMI: medius: Pogba sighting.

And a card.


Almost.
 
2020-09-26 8:22:49 AM  
I'm going to miss the second half (errands demand to be run). I'm not entirely sure that's a bad thing
 
2020-09-26 8:25:55 AM  
Hot take; is a Panenka disrespectful of the keeper or not.
 
2020-09-26 8:27:18 AM  

nursetim: Hot take; is a Panenka disrespectful of the keeper or not.


No more so than all the pre-kick shenanigans that keepers pull these days.
 
2020-09-26 8:31:43 AM  

nursetim: Hot take; is a Panenka disrespectful of the keeper or not.


I saw that discussion. I don't think so.
Should a professional give the keeper a chance to save it. I wouldn't.
The whole point is to win the game.
 
2020-09-26 8:33:41 AM  
Untidy's goal given as a Dunk OG
 
2020-09-26 8:34:58 AM  
Pogba sighting again. Penolgba... it's early, forgive me.
 
2020-09-26 8:35:43 AM  
Yes, that's a penalty
 
2020-09-26 8:36:04 AM  
divey
 
2020-09-26 8:36:07 AM  
Another PK?

WTF?
 
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