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(CNN)   Trump to Black Americans: Vote for me and I'll make you rich. Also Trump to Black Americans: Quit demonstrating in the streets, you hate-filled thugs   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-09-26 7:04:58 AM  
How are you gonna make people rich when you can't even make yourself rich?  You have to depend on the Russian mob to keep your house of cards afloat.
 
2020-09-26 7:07:58 AM  
What are we going to call it?

Well, sir, the negro has always been attracted to ostentatious wealth, so we thought about calling it "the gold plan."

Platinum is better than gold. Call it "the platinum plan."

You're a genius, sir!
 
2020-09-26 7:16:04 AM  
It sounds like a rewards program at a sketchy dollar store
 
2020-09-26 7:17:47 AM  

FlashHarry: What are we going to call it?

Well, sir, the negro has always been attracted to ostentatious wealth, so we thought about calling it "the gold plan."

Platinum is better than gold. Call it "the platinum plan."

You're a genius, sir!


Platinum.. that's 3 syllables.  Donnie may not know that one.
 
2020-09-26 7:18:30 AM  
Sure, he totally likes black people in spite of constantly using the N-word and being convicted for civil rights violations.

The same 8% of black people who voted for this idiot in 2016 will be voting for him in 2020.

Adios Donnie.  Your every last political strategy will continue to fail.  If the wrong thing is up for grabs, you will pick it every time.
 
2020-09-26 7:19:45 AM  

PaulRB: Sure, he totally likes black people in spite of constantly using the N-word and being convicted for civil rights violations.

The same 8% of black people who voted for this idiot in 2016 will be voting for him in 2020.

Adios Donnie.  Your every last political strategy will continue to fail.  If the wrong thing is up for grabs, you will pick it every time.


Last I heard, Donnie's support from African Americans was within the margin of error.
 
2020-09-26 7:24:14 AM  

Alphax: Platinum.. that's 3 syllables.  Donnie may not know that one.


Well, it probably came out "plannum" but they figured it out.
 
2020-09-26 8:04:30 AM  
He held his Blacks for Trump rally in the metro Atlanta area which is home to a substantial black American population. His rally had about 300 people. There are strippers who could get more than 300 Nyack people to attend an event in Atlanta.

Trump has damn near zero support from black Americans because we know scam artists and shiat throwers when we encounter them. I wouldn't vote for Trump to shovel shiat out of animal stalls because I know he'd fark that up and make the animals sick as a result.
 
2020-09-26 8:05:31 AM  
All my Trumper friends tell me he's done more for "the blacks" than any other president. Why do this when his support is already the most ever?
 
2020-09-26 8:10:40 AM  
What do you have to lose?
 
2020-09-26 8:51:35 AM  

FlashHarry: What are we going to call it?

Well, sir, the negro has always been attracted to ostentatious wealth, so we thought about calling it "the gold plan."

Platinum is better than gold. Call it "the platinum plan."

You're a genius, sir!


I'm genuinely surprised someone didn't call it a "Vibranium Plan."
 
2020-09-26 9:36:40 AM  
Says the guy who bankrupted his own casino and got a small fortune of $3.76 for suing the NFL.
 
2020-09-26 9:39:15 AM  
Well, how are you supposed to get rich rioting in the streets?
 
2020-09-26 9:39:56 AM  
Remember, Trump has done more for Blacks than any President with the possible exception of Millard Fillmore.
 
2020-09-26 9:40:37 AM  
Clearly an attempt to capture the Bling American demographic.

/it's going to work
 
2020-09-26 9:43:14 AM  
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Please. Unlike white people, when black people become successful and wealthy he still hates them. Just ask these "sons of biatches".
 
2020-09-26 9:43:37 AM  
Although rich black men get some perks, it doesn't fully protect them from being racially profiled, shot while unarmed, or having to talk to their kids about being shot while unarmed. Plus, Trump is not actually gonna make them rich.
 
2020-09-26 9:44:20 AM  
Going after the KKK and ANTIFA? That's gonna get an odd response from his base...
 
2020-09-26 9:45:47 AM  
So what's the plan? Is it a bribe paid for by tax cuts for the rich?
 
2020-09-26 9:46:02 AM  

Alphax: FlashHarry: What are we going to call it?

Well, sir, the negro has always been attracted to ostentatious wealth, so we thought about calling it "the gold plan."

Platinum is better than gold. Call it "the platinum plan."

You're a genius, sir!

Platinum.. that's 3 syllables.  Donnie may not know that one.


Done would look at it and say, "Platinum? Bullshiat, look at it, it's silver. You guys are idiots. Gold is what you want to show its the best. Otherwise how do they know? Jesus, you f*cking idiots, do I have to think of everything? Make it gold."
 
2020-09-26 9:46:33 AM  
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2020-09-26 9:49:55 AM  
Never trust a conservative if they promise you something.

They will keep it for themselves if there is any value to it.

They
Will
Conserve
 
2020-09-26 9:50:32 AM  

WithinReason: Going after the KKK and ANTIFA? That's gonna get an odd response from his base...


Nah. His base are people that are so incurious about racism, that they literally cannot identify it unless it's in its most extreme incarnations. So like, throwing the KKK under the bus is no loss for most Trump supporters.
 
2020-09-26 9:50:33 AM  
It's  true... to enlarge their base, Republicans want to make everyone richer. To enlarge their base, Democrats want to make everyone poor.
 
2020-09-26 9:50:42 AM  
The proposals include prosecuting the Ku Klux Klan...

Not gonna happen.

...and Antifa as terrorist organizations,...

L to the O to the L.  Let's catch Bigfoot and ask him a few questions after that.

...making Juneteenth a federal holiday and efforts to bolster Black economic prosperity.

Yeah, that'll help.   The only reason that idiot is aware of that day is because he tried to schedule a Klan-fest on the last one and the rest of the country gave him the finger.  And, not a nice one, the middle one.  It's a shame we only have two to show him.

From this whitey, with love,
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2020-09-26 9:51:32 AM  

baka-san: It sounds like a rewards program at a sketchy dollar store


But wait, there's more!
 
2020-09-26 9:56:53 AM  

FlashHarry: Platinum is better than gold. Call it "the platinum plan."


"No. Titanium sounds stronger. Everybody loves titanium! Merge them. Call it the Platititum Plan!"
 
2020-09-26 9:58:12 AM  
Vote for me, or else!
 
2020-09-26 10:01:20 AM  

OMFG Help Us: FlashHarry: Platinum is better than gold. Call it "the platinum plan."

"No. Titanium sounds stronger. Everybody loves titanium! Merge them. Call it the Platititum Plan!"


What was that superhero movie those people like so much about the Black Mamba or whatever?  Call it the Vibritium Plan!
 
2020-09-26 10:03:29 AM  

Rapmaster2000: OMFG Help Us: FlashHarry: Platinum is better than gold. Call it "the platinum plan."

"No. Titanium sounds stronger. Everybody loves titanium! Merge them. Call it the Platititum Plan!"

What was that superhero movie those people like so much about the Black Mamba or whatever?  Call it the Vibritium Plan!


Maybe they can get the actor from those movies to endorse the plan?

What...? He's dead?

Biatch, that ain't stopping Herman Cain!
 
2020-09-26 10:06:57 AM  
This Trump fellow needs to be dropped...from Air Force One with a parachute in Somalia. Barr and McConnell can go to but they wont get parachutes.
 
2020-09-26 10:09:00 AM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: [dw.com image 700x394]
Please. Unlike white people, when black people become successful and wealthy he still hates them. Just ask these "sons of biatches".


Well yeah, that's because it actually takes some talent to not only make it to but stay in the NFL.

Trump's "success" was paid for by a rich family and he's proven he can't maintain it.
 
2020-09-26 10:11:09 AM  

Mouser: Well, how are you supposed to get rich rioting in the streets? being systematically murdered by the justice system without consequence for hundreds of years and counting?


There ya go, asshole.
 
2020-09-26 10:19:33 AM  
Some of you can work in the house and some will remain in the field. Some of the more uppity will be persecuted as per usual. - The actual concept of trumps plan.
 
2020-09-26 10:21:42 AM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: It's  true... to enlarge their base, Republicans want to make everyone richer. To enlarge their base, Democrats want to make everyone poor.


One time, when I was 8 or 9 or so, I farted into a mason jar and sealed it up.  Then, about an hour later, I opened the jar and smelled it.  Your post smells like the contents of that jar.
 
2020-09-26 10:22:26 AM  
Jews for Hitler!
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2020-09-26 10:23:01 AM  

1funguy: Never trust a conservative if they promise you something.


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2020-09-26 10:24:07 AM  
"Obviously he meant to say platinum nation and NOT plantation. TDS."
 
2020-09-26 10:28:01 AM  

1funguy: They will keep it for themselves if there is any value to it.


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2020-09-26 10:31:15 AM  

Prussian_Roulette: 1funguy: Never trust a conservative if they promise you something.

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Hey I remember this!!

Both my Doc and BCBS came to me and said..."Sorry sir, the crappy insurance plan you have now doesn't conform to the new ACA standards, so, we're gonna drop you until you get a policy that does."..

And then I bought a new cheaper plan that did conform!.....Good times!
 
2020-09-26 10:34:45 AM  

Brosephus: He held his Blacks for Trump rally in the metro Atlanta area which is home to a substantial black American population. His rally had about 300 people. There are strippers who could get more than 300 Nyack people to attend an event in Atlanta.

Trump has damn near zero support from black Americans because we know scam artists and shiat throwers when we encounter them. I wouldn't vote for Trump to shovel shiat out of animal stalls because I know he'd fark that up and make the animals sick as a result.


The only thing that amazes me is the support he seems to have with Hispanics, all the stuff he has said about them and he still has a small support group there. I kind of understand the Cuban population in Florida how they think anything other than the GOP will lead to Castro here, but they are supporting a Batista now and we know how well that turned out for them the last time.
 
2020-09-26 10:38:59 AM  
Prussian_Roulette:

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Prussian_Roulette:

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You could post every statement you can find that the RW press likes to use to point out how Obama was a lying liar who lies all the time, and we could counter every one with an example of a lie Trump's told to our faces as President, and by the time you've run out of examples we'll have made it to the second day of Trump's presidency. Maybe even earlier.

This isn't a game you're going to win.
 
2020-09-26 10:39:16 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: One time, when I was 8 or 9 or so, I farted into a mason jar and sealed it up.  Then, about an hour later, I opened the jar and smelled it.  Your post smells like the contents of that jar.


Enjoy your new farkie.
 
2020-09-26 10:43:48 AM  

PaulRB: Sure, he totally likes black people in spite of constantly using the N-word and being convicted for civil rights violations.

The same 8% of black people who voted for this idiot in 2016 will be voting for him in 2020.

Adios Donnie.  Your every last political strategy will continue to fail.  If the wrong thing is up for grabs, you will pick it every time.


It's not about getting black votes. It's about convincing white voters who are on the fence about voting for him that he's not as racist as the base believes he is.
 
2020-09-26 10:45:55 AM  
TFA: Trump told The Wall Street Journal that "nobody had ever heard of" the holiday before he brought it up.
"I did something good: I made Juneteenth very famous," Trump said.


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2020-09-26 10:50:58 AM  
here's $200, that should make up for the food stamps I cut

amirite?
 
2020-09-26 10:56:28 AM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Doctor Funkenstein: One time, when I was 8 or 9 or so, I farted into a mason jar and sealed it up.  Then, about an hour later, I opened the jar and smelled it.  Your post smells like the contents of that jar.

Enjoy your new farkie.


Fart jar 4 life!
 
2020-09-26 11:04:13 AM  
I like to take this moment to once again inform everyone that despite repeated, heart-felt requests to do so, Cadet Bone Spur still hasn't kissed my Black ass.
 
2020-09-26 11:09:38 AM  
Trump's idea of a good black man is Al Jolson in blackface singing "camp town races"
 
2020-09-26 11:20:21 AM  

tirob: Remember, Trump has done more for Blacks than any President with the possible exception of Millard Fillmore.


For blacks, to blacks.  What's a preposition between a community of color and a racist con man anyway?
 
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