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(UFC)   Saturday Night MMA: UFC 253 with two title fights. Israel Adesanya vs Paulo Costa at middleweight, and Dominick Reyes vs Jan Blachowicz at light heavyweight. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, ESPN2 prelims at 8 PM, and PPV main card at 10 PM   (ufc.com) divider line
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2020-09-26 10:46:16 PM  
4 votes:
That was a robbery.
 
2020-09-26 10:48:13 PM  
3 votes:

BadJazz: psychicdeath99: First round was close, but no idea how one judge gave two rounds to Tukhugov

Maybe they gave it to him for his superior cardio.


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2020-09-26 9:39:11 PM  
3 votes:

dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!

I'd like to see a machete-weilding bear fight a bear armed with a chainsaw. We'll see who's REALLY unstoppable then!


So you missed UFC 7 then
 
2020-09-27 1:05:15 AM  
2 votes:
ike vallie-flagg
@IKEVF
22m
Did isreal say he was going to cum all over costas corner?

ike vallie-flagg
@IKEVF
·10m
Just kicking ass and slingin jizz
 
2020-09-27 12:46:38 AM  
2 votes:
My bonus predictions:

FOTN: Royval vs Kara-France
POTN: Royval, Blachowicz, Adesanya (I went with 3 instead of two.  Pay up Dana...)
Ugly Tattoo of the Night: Adesanya
CTE of the Night: Sanchez
Excessive Muscles of the Night: Knight
Won't be Walking for a Week (of the Night): Costa
 
2020-09-27 12:07:39 AM  
2 votes:
 
2020-09-27 12:03:38 AM  
2 votes:

2wolves: Of course Hulk didn't make weight.


HULK KETO!!!
 
2020-09-26 11:58:34 PM  
2 votes:

Farkin' Uke: Bruce Buffer at home?

"DINNNNNNNNNNNNNERRRRRRRRR'S RRRRRRRRREADY!  COME ON DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!"


And for dessert:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'​SSSSS..............                PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee​eee!!!
 
2020-09-26 11:49:05 PM  
2 votes:

dr_blasto: apparently the Verb of the Night is "smash"


/in case you're playing at home


Smesh
 
2020-09-26 11:41:44 PM  
2 votes:

BadJazz: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: AND IT'S ALL OVER!   ROTN so far for sure.

Ruh-roh, Raggy?  Or is the R standing for something I should know?

Round of the night.

/not that there is such an award


If I can have Ugly Tattoo of the Night, you can have Round of the Night

The $50,000 comes out of Dana's pockets, anyway.
 
2020-09-26 11:33:19 PM  
2 votes:
That should have been stopped.
 
2020-09-26 10:56:39 PM  
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Cecil_Peoples: That was a robbery.

What fight did you watch?


Nah, Cecil has one of those little 2" TVs and was watching an episode of Law and Order during the fight xD
 
2020-09-26 10:45:42 PM  
2 votes:

psychicdeath99: First round was close, but no idea how one judge gave two rounds to Tukhugov


Maybe they gave it to him for his superior cardio.
 
2020-09-26 9:56:48 PM  
2 votes:

2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.


I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far
 
2020-09-26 9:45:49 PM  
2 votes:
MacMally

@MacMallyMMA
·
29m
Diego Sanchez: I cant land a strike out there coach.

Fabia: Have you tried realigning your chakras?
 
2020-09-26 9:42:44 PM  
2 votes:

Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!

I'd like to see a machete-weilding bear fight a bear armed with a chainsaw. We'll see who's REALLY unstoppable then!

Gas powered chainsaw or electric?  This is an important difference


gas; must be a 2-stroke in slightly bad state of tune and a bit of overmixed oil so it smokes really bad. It's gotta be like a Russian aircraft carrier in there.
 
2020-09-26 9:29:15 PM  
2 votes:
I can't wait to see how astonished Diego is at the decision.
 
2020-09-26 9:16:15 PM  
2 votes:
"You got that round with the takedown."    LOL @ Bonner.
 
2020-09-26 9:10:41 PM  
2 votes:

dr_blasto: Diego looks like random graffiti on a boxcar


Seen him in interviews?  Diego's about as coherent as random graffiti on a boxcar.  Captain CTE over here x(
 
2020-09-26 8:47:25 PM  
2 votes:
"I'm saying it now, Klein may possibly be a contender at..."

Way to take a stand there.
 
2020-09-26 8:29:45 PM  
2 votes:

BadJazz: Oh and FOX is still doing the hilarious(ly bad) CGI fans in the stands.  Worth a peek if you get a minute.


As a Tampa Bay Bucs fan, we needed this even before the pandemic
 
2020-09-26 7:32:49 PM  
2 votes:
Someone won that fight and it certainly wasn't us.
 
2020-09-27 12:41:17 AM  
1 vote:
He's just so so good. Jon Jones, but better and without the drugs.
 
2020-09-27 12:14:45 AM  
1 vote:
That is one happy Pole.  There will be kiloliters of vodka slurped down.
 
2020-09-27 12:11:11 AM  
1 vote:

phimuskapsi: OMG you can see his nose go crooked.


"He broked my nose!!!"

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2020-09-27 12:10:47 AM  
1 vote:
KA-BLACHOWICZ!  That nose is whatever is beyond broken and it cannot possibly be good for your brains when you get knocked "Newborn Giraffe on Rollerskates" stupid
 
2020-09-26 11:48:16 PM  
1 vote:
apparently the Verb of the Night is "smash"


/in case you're playing at home
 
2020-09-26 11:44:13 PM  
1 vote:

BadJazz: psychicdeath99: BadJazz: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: AND IT'S ALL OVER!   ROTN so far for sure.

Ruh-roh, Raggy?  Or is the R standing for something I should know?

Round of the night.

/not that there is such an award

If I can have Ugly Tattoo of the Night, you can have Round of the Night

The $50,000 comes out of Dana's pockets, anyway.

Speaking of which, have there been any Hair Of The Night contenders yet?  I don't tend to notice hair much unless it's truly awful.


I read "truly awful" as "unlawful" and it still worked in my head!
 
2020-09-26 11:40:05 PM  
1 vote:

Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: AND IT'S ALL OVER!   ROTN so far for sure.

Ruh-roh, Raggy?  Or is the R standing for something I should know?


Round of the night.

/not that there is such an award
 
2020-09-26 11:30:12 PM  
1 vote:
LOL weird laugh
 
2020-09-26 10:57:54 PM  
1 vote:

psychicdeath99: Badafuco: Badafuco: Wow, could I BE any more late? (Said in my best Joey Tribbiani voice)

[tapology.com image 320x364]

At least all my wins so far were perfect.

I still can't believe they show five free prelims and then want $60-$70 for five PPV fights. Dana can suck it.

I've always thought if they cut the price in half they would sell four times as many PPVs


*ahem* BORROW Per Views - I don't plan on keeping them! xD
 
2020-09-26 10:49:23 PM  
1 vote:

Cecil_Peoples: That was a robbery.


What fight did you watch?
 
2020-09-26 10:03:06 PM  
1 vote:
Dave & Buster's verbal plug?  I thought D&B filed for trumpruptcy.
 
2020-09-26 9:51:01 PM  
1 vote:

dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!

I'd like to see a machete-weilding bear fight a bear armed with a chainsaw. We'll see who's REALLY unstoppable then!


Cam Soda seen taking notes...
 
2020-09-26 9:44:53 PM  
1 vote:
Speaking of feeling old, the kid of a family friend recently mocked me by saying, "Well, you were born in the 1900s!" and I acted out that lil web comic with the stick guy holding up his finger about to say something then is begrudgingly forced to keep his mouth shut.  Then I was quite proud of him for a very well crafted but true insult!
 
2020-09-26 9:40:52 PM  
1 vote:

psychicdeath99: Dan Hardy

@danhardymma
·
21m
I wonder if McGregor is feeling bad about calling him out yet?


McGregor is way too coked out to feel anything
 
2020-09-26 9:39:02 PM  
1 vote:
Goddammitsomuch, I jinxed myself and now the stream is pausing for like 10 seconds and jumping ahead now...
 
2020-09-26 9:33:56 PM  
1 vote:

psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Dana White is a sadist to keep booking fights for Diego. Enough already

Agreed, it's just sad and cruel now.  Next we'll be seeing Diego fight a bear in Thailand Circus Fights x(

Somehow I could actually see that happening

But then he'd have to agonize whether he wanted a sweet machete or a purple bong if he won.


Oh no, Diego is getting destroyed by the bear just as bad as he just did by Matthews.  And the bear is picking the machete hands down because think about it:  A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!  I'm pretty sure he'd immediately be installed as King of Thailand after that
 
2020-09-26 9:17:30 PM  
1 vote:
What say ye on Diego's ink, pd?It looks like someone covered Sanchez in Elmer's clue and rolled him around the cheezy samples tattoo pages scattered on the floor
 
2020-09-26 9:14:33 PM  
1 vote:
Heh, Van Steenis's tattoos kinda betray him.  He's a pretty scary looking mofo but he's got tats of a couple doves flying from a 5 pointed, Kindergarten "Good Job!" star and a cross near his armpit.  Who wins this?
 
2020-09-26 9:14:23 PM  
1 vote:
10-9 not diego
 
2020-09-26 8:44:31 PM  
1 vote:

psychicdeath99: Diego's nose is messed up beyond all repair


yet strangely far less messed up than his brain
 
2020-09-26 8:42:34 PM  
1 vote:

psychicdeath99: Diego's nose is messed up beyond all repair


I noticed that it seems to have collapsed in on itself like Michael Jackson's did although I'm pretty sure for different reasons.  Admit it - we'd all have LOVED to have seen Jacko throwing down in the Thailand Circus Fights. He and Bubbles armed with a knife against Chon Li from Bloodsport - I'd throw my money down!
 
2020-09-26 8:02:30 PM  
1 vote:
Those the skyscrapers in Abu Dhabi look like sex toys
 
2020-09-26 7:39:46 PM  
1 vote:

cameroncrazy1984: This is gonna be a fun fat guy fight.


One dude is qualifying for "fat guy" a hell of a lot more than the other!
 
2020-09-26 7:34:33 PM  
1 vote:
I see the earlier this week Diego Sanchez called out Conor McGregor and McGregor called for the fight.

Dana White responded by saying the UFC should have their license pulled if they make that fight
 
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