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(UFC)   Saturday Night MMA: UFC 253 with two title fights. Israel Adesanya vs Paulo Costa at middleweight, and Dominick Reyes vs Jan Blachowicz at light heavyweight. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, ESPN2 prelims at 8 PM, and PPV main card at 10 PM   (ufc.com) divider line
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2020-09-27 12:38:21 AM  
3 votes:
whenever someone clowns like that, I want them to immediately get blasted in the face
 
2020-09-26 11:36:51 PM  
3 votes:
I don't understand the people who hate flyweights.  That was great
 
2020-09-26 10:44:53 PM  
3 votes:

wesmon: psychicdeath99: First round was close, but no idea how one judge gave two rounds to Tukhugov

Will they ever fix MMA judging problems? I guess it is still better than boxing which is straight up corrupt


I'm fine with judges being all over the place on a close round, but sometimes a round is very clear and they still buffoon it.
 
2020-09-26 9:34:17 PM  
3 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: BadJazz: Dali Sanchez strikes again...

Dali?

Surrealist painter? Though, for my money I think he's more of a Jackson Pollack


His nose looks like a Picasso.
 
2020-09-26 9:27:36 PM  
3 votes:
Dana White is a sadist to keep booking fights for Diego. Enough already
 
2020-09-27 12:41:17 AM  
2 votes:
He's just so so good. Jon Jones, but better and without the drugs.
 
2020-09-27 12:40:32 AM  
2 votes:
BOOM!

picked him apart then nailed him
 
2020-09-26 11:30:05 PM  
2 votes:
When the action is too fast for the ref, you need a better ref.
 
2020-09-26 10:18:15 PM  
2 votes:

wesmon: Haha Dana is so petty.

https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/s​tatus/1310012248207880192


"Over hear". 

I wish I was dumb enough and mean enough to be worth millions.
 
2020-09-26 9:55:28 PM  
2 votes:
definitely a punch, not a Jon Jones
 
2020-09-26 9:35:25 PM  
2 votes:
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Jackson Pollock
 
2020-09-26 9:31:29 PM  
2 votes:

2wolves: BadJazz: Dali Sanchez strikes again...

Dali?


Surrealist painter? Though, for my money I think he's more of a Jackson Pollack
 
2020-09-26 9:29:24 PM  
2 votes:
way past time to retire, Diego
 
2020-09-27 12:54:40 AM  
1 vote:
What a farkin night for sports. College football, WCF NBA, Stanley Cup double OT, and a title UFC fight.
 
2020-09-27 12:47:00 AM  
1 vote:

BadJazz: 90!  I like it.


How could you disagree?  90 will never happen (even though it should) but it should REALLY hurt not just kinda suck
 
2020-09-27 12:46:38 AM  
1 vote:
My bonus predictions:

FOTN: Royval vs Kara-France
POTN: Royval, Blachowicz, Adesanya (I went with 3 instead of two.  Pay up Dana...)
Ugly Tattoo of the Night: Adesanya
CTE of the Night: Sanchez
Excessive Muscles of the Night: Knight
Won't be Walking for a Week (of the Night): Costa
 
2020-09-27 12:46:25 AM  
1 vote:

Farkin' Uke: phimuskapsi: dr_blasto: what the fark

lol did he really say that?

hahahaha yeah he certainly did, I heard that.

Wait, say what?  I tuned out because I didn't think he was speaking English


he told someone outside the ring he'd cum all over them
 
2020-09-27 12:19:49 AM  
1 vote:

wesmon: phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?

Israel. He's amazing to watch

Costa for me. Israel is an amazing fighter but his arrogance rubs me wrong. McGregor 2.0


Normally I'm right there with ya as arrogance really irritates me as well but Issy is so farking FUNNY!  Quite possibly funny enough to get a pass from me (especially if he takes care of bidness tonight as then he truly walks the walk as well as talking the talk)
 
2020-09-27 12:14:45 AM  
1 vote:
That is one happy Pole.  There will be kiloliters of vodka slurped down.
 
2020-09-27 12:01:11 AM  
1 vote:
10-9 Blachowicz, but not a very active round
 
2020-09-26 11:46:13 PM  
1 vote:

psychicdeath99: BadJazz: psychicdeath99: BadJazz: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: AND IT'S ALL OVER!   ROTN so far for sure.

Ruh-roh, Raggy?  Or is the R standing for something I should know?

Round of the night.

/not that there is such an award

If I can have Ugly Tattoo of the Night, you can have Round of the Night

The $50,000 comes out of Dana's pockets, anyway.

Speaking of which, have there been any Hair Of The Night contenders yet?  I don't tend to notice hair much unless it's truly awful.

I haven't noticed any especially bad hair tonight.

Oh well.  Just makes room for Diego to win CTE of the Night


I hope he donates his body to research.
 
2020-09-26 11:36:57 PM  
1 vote:
Really liked the grappling, Royval def has skills.
 
2020-09-26 11:35:23 PM  
1 vote:
This is by far the best fight of the night. Put more Flyweight fights on the main card UFC.

10-9 Royval
 
2020-09-26 11:32:16 PM  
1 vote:
Felder's gotta calm the fark down!  He's shouting like every move is some Earth-shattering event
 
2020-09-26 11:24:56 PM  
1 vote:

Farkin' Uke: Wait, are Americans even ALLOWED to visit Abu Dhabi?


Oh yes, they love our money *ahem* I mean, us, they love us!

It's probably the safest country in the Middle East, and you can actually drink there in most hotels.
 
2020-09-26 11:06:11 PM  
1 vote:
did not like that standup
 
2020-09-26 10:56:33 PM  
1 vote:

Badafuco: Badafuco: Wow, could I BE any more late? (Said in my best Joey Tribbiani voice)

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At least all my wins so far were perfect.

I still can't believe they show five free prelims and then want $60-$70 for five PPV fights. Dana can suck it.


I've always thought if they cut the price in half they would sell four times as many PPVs
 
2020-09-26 10:55:02 PM  
1 vote:

Badafuco: Wow, could I BE any more late? (Said in my best Joey Tribbiani voice)

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At least all my wins so far were perfect.

I still can't believe they show five free prelims and then want $60-$70 for five PPV fights. Dana can suck it.
 
2020-09-26 10:48:13 PM  
1 vote:

BadJazz: psychicdeath99: First round was close, but no idea how one judge gave two rounds to Tukhugov

Maybe they gave it to him for his superior cardio.


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2020-09-26 10:36:35 PM  
1 vote:
lol, ref calling him out for his pottymouth
 
2020-09-26 10:04:41 PM  
1 vote:

2wolves: Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far

Felt kinda bad for the Bills O Line all those years.

Hell, how about my Iggles ) O line THIS year???

Have they moved out of Pennsylvania?


Nah, I describe myself as living in "The Jersey Side of Philly".  Aside from that, 195 cuts the state from East to West and that's basically the dividing line betwixt Philly Teams and NYC Teams.  I'm all Philly sports (but don't give a fark about basketball - I don't understand why the game isn't 2 minutes long since that's the only part of the game that's exciting if the score is close)
 
2020-09-26 10:04:16 PM  
1 vote:

wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV

I really need to look into switching over to that

The one I use is 10 Euros a month (well, if you buy in 3 month packages.  12.50 Euros for a single month, or 75 euros a year. )   Just looked it up, that's $11.63 in dollars

What is the service called?


Iconic Streams
 
2020-09-26 10:03:11 PM  
1 vote:

wesmon: cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far

One Scott Norwood away from winning one of those SBs


A big, relatively not well hidden secret, is that the Bills of that era were incredible partiers. At least 2 of the super bowls were likely affected by too many late nights before the big night.
 
2020-09-26 10:02:17 PM  
1 vote:

psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV

I really need to look into switching over to that

The one I use is 10 Euros a month (well, if you buy in 3 month packages.  12.50 Euros for a single month, or 75 euros a year. )   Just looked it up, that's $11.63 in dollars


Wait, is IPTV service the one where you're paying pirates for a better stolen feed?  Like RealDebrid?
 
2020-09-26 10:01:24 PM  
1 vote:

cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far


One Scott Norwood away from winning one of those SBs
 
2020-09-26 9:59:10 PM  
1 vote:

cameroncrazy1984: LOL Da Silva thinks he won, that's cute


Wow, I'm REALLY far behind now.  Don't care, still not giving Dana nor ESPN a farking thin dime...
 
2020-09-26 9:58:24 PM  
1 vote:
29-28 Riddell but it really wasnt that close
 
2020-09-26 9:51:36 PM  
1 vote:

Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life


BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can
 
2020-09-26 9:50:15 PM  
1 vote:

cameroncrazy1984: wesmon: wesmon: Riddell

Whoops.

Riddell is going for takedowns now, that is a bad omen for a city kickboxing guy

He seems to be standing his ground more and striking.


Yeah, he's got his boxing going now.
19-19
 
2020-09-26 9:39:11 PM  
1 vote:

dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!

I'd like to see a machete-weilding bear fight a bear armed with a chainsaw. We'll see who's REALLY unstoppable then!


So you missed UFC 7 then
 
2020-09-26 9:32:21 PM  
1 vote:

BadJazz: 2wolves: BadJazz: Dali Sanchez strikes again...

Dali?

Double brain fart.  I confused Jackson Pollock for Salvador Dali.


HA!  That works, too, since he left a Pollock on the canvas with his brain juices
 
2020-09-26 9:31:13 PM  
1 vote:

2wolves: BadJazz: Dali Sanchez strikes again...

Dali?


Double brain fart.  I confused Jackson Pollock for Salvador Dali.
 
2020-09-26 9:23:59 PM  
1 vote:
God DAMN there's a puddle under Diego!
 
2020-09-26 9:09:18 PM  
1 vote:

dr_blasto: Diego looks like random graffiti on a boxcar


Yeah, I think he moves into the lead for Ugly Tattoo of the Night
 
2020-09-26 9:05:19 PM  
1 vote:

phimuskapsi: Howdy fight farkers, it was date night, but here now!

How have the prelims been?


Last fight had an incredible KO and there was a highly impressive chokeout a couple fights ago.  As vague as even that is, the rest is extra forgettable
 
2020-09-26 9:03:08 PM  
1 vote:

phimuskapsi: Howdy fight farkers, it was date night, but here now!

How have the prelims been?


Couple of great finishes, the rest is skippable
 
2020-09-26 9:02:13 PM  
1 vote:
Howdy fight farkers, it was date night, but here now!

How have the prelims been?
 
2020-09-26 8:48:37 PM  
1 vote:
 
2020-09-26 8:44:31 PM  
1 vote:

psychicdeath99: Diego's nose is messed up beyond all repair


yet strangely far less messed up than his brain
 
2020-09-26 7:39:28 PM  
1 vote:

cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: Someone won that fight and it certainly wasn't us.

Is it weird that I read that in Tom Servo's voice?


On Fark that doesn't qualify as slightly odd.
 
2020-09-26 7:21:41 PM  
1 vote:
This could be a Bellator prelim
 
2020-09-26 12:53:24 AM  
1 vote:
and just for the hell of it, a faceplant from Friday Morning's UAE Warriors event:  https://twitter.com/Grabaka_H​itman/sta​tus/1309518643324235776
 
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