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(UFC)   Saturday Night MMA: UFC 253 with two title fights. Israel Adesanya vs Paulo Costa at middleweight, and Dominick Reyes vs Jan Blachowicz at light heavyweight. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, ESPN2 prelims at 8 PM, and PPV main card at 10 PM   (ufc.com) divider line
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2020-09-27 12:03:03 AM  
nice welt
 
2020-09-27 12:03:14 AM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Blachowicz, but not a very active round


This.
 
2020-09-27 12:03:38 AM  

2wolves: Of course Hulk didn't make weight.


HULK KETO!!!
 
2020-09-27 12:04:38 AM  
the pace seems really slow to me.
 
2020-09-27 12:05:10 AM  

dr_blasto: the pace seems really slow to me.


They are big guys and there are 5 rounds, it is a bit slow.
 
2020-09-27 12:05:28 AM  
God DAMN, looks like he got hit in the ribs with not just bat, but Lucille from Walking Dead* with the barbed wire wrapped around it!

*The show has been lousy forever but I'm the victim of a sunk cost fallacy on it
 
2020-09-27 12:06:02 AM  
Jesus, if Jan hits with one of those. Good night.,
 
2020-09-27 12:06:20 AM  

dr_blasto: the pace seems really slow to me.


I thought this whole time it was a buffering problem and I was watching it in slow motion
 
2020-09-27 12:06:35 AM  
Nice aim, hit the exact same spot with the same force.
 
2020-09-27 12:07:08 AM  
BOOM!
 
2020-09-27 12:07:10 AM  
Jan is looking for the KO! AND FINDS IT!
 
2020-09-27 12:07:18 AM  
DOINK!   BLAGGY!
 
2020-09-27 12:07:39 AM  
 
2020-09-27 12:08:04 AM  
WOW!!!  Someone flashed the "Start Fight" sign and Jan obliges!!!
 
2020-09-27 12:08:11 AM  
Damn, Part II
 
2020-09-27 12:08:35 AM  
Did I not call that? Jan all the way
 
2020-09-27 12:08:48 AM  
OMG you can see his nose go crooked.
 
2020-09-27 12:10:47 AM  
KA-BLACHOWICZ!  That nose is whatever is beyond broken and it cannot possibly be good for your brains when you get knocked "Newborn Giraffe on Rollerskates" stupid
 
2020-09-27 12:11:11 AM  

phimuskapsi: OMG you can see his nose go crooked.


"He broked my nose!!!"

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2020-09-27 12:13:00 AM  
Damn, that was WAAAAAY too fast for me to understand the Polish to see what he really said for y'all
 
2020-09-27 12:13:28 AM  
Main event.

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2020-09-27 12:14:16 AM  
So who's everybody rootin' for?
 
2020-09-27 12:14:45 AM  
That is one happy Pole.  There will be kiloliters of vodka slurped down.
 
2020-09-27 12:15:20 AM  

Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?


Israel. He's amazing to watch
 
2020-09-27 12:16:20 AM  
Wow, that Evan Turner doc looks promising.
 
2020-09-27 12:16:21 AM  

Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?


A five round war.
 
2020-09-27 12:16:33 AM  
That commercial reminded me that Gus Fring is criminally underused in The Boys.  I get that they're keeping a mystery there but dammit, he's such an incredible actor!  USE HIM!
 
2020-09-27 12:17:15 AM  

phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?

Israel. He's amazing to watch


Costa for me. Israel is an amazing fighter but his arrogance rubs me wrong. McGregor 2.0
 
2020-09-27 12:17:46 AM  

2wolves: Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?

A five round war.


Haha, I was gonna cop out and say "I just want a really good fight" when somebody asked me, but the even more specific "A five round war" is an even better wish.  Somebody get that genie back on the phone!!!
 
2020-09-27 12:19:49 AM  

wesmon: phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?

Israel. He's amazing to watch

Costa for me. Israel is an amazing fighter but his arrogance rubs me wrong. McGregor 2.0


Normally I'm right there with ya as arrogance really irritates me as well but Issy is so farking FUNNY!  Quite possibly funny enough to get a pass from me (especially if he takes care of bidness tonight as then he truly walks the walk as well as talking the talk)
 
2020-09-27 12:20:08 AM  

wesmon: phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?

Israel. He's amazing to watch

Costa for me. Israel is an amazing fighter but his arrogance rubs me wrong. McGregor 2.0


Not for nothing but Costa can come across the same way, except he hasn't earned it.
 
2020-09-27 12:22:09 AM  

phimuskapsi: wesmon: phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?

Israel. He's amazing to watch

Costa for me. Israel is an amazing fighter but his arrogance rubs me wrong. McGregor 2.0

Not for nothing but Costa can come across the same way, except he hasn't earned it.


This is also an excellent point.  Waiting and speculating are over, though.  We're gonna see right now who was making promises and who was just talking shiat!
 
2020-09-27 12:22:37 AM  
Hoping for a nice long fight. Got a glass of Blanton's and a nice bubbler of some tasty green to enjoy during it.
 
2020-09-27 12:23:29 AM  

phimuskapsi: wesmon: phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?

Israel. He's amazing to watch

Costa for me. Israel is an amazing fighter but his arrogance rubs me wrong. McGregor 2.0

Not for nothing but Costa can come across the same way, except he hasn't earned it.


Costa much more embraces the fact that he is a meme. A lot of what he puts out is a joke.
 
2020-09-27 12:24:07 AM  
Costa passed his PED tests?
 
2020-09-27 12:24:08 AM  
lol what's with The Matrix screensaver?
 
2020-09-27 12:25:13 AM  
While I agree that Yoel Romero is one of the scariest mother farkers on the planet, I somehow feel confident that I'd be able to outwit him.  Anybody remember the crossover of The Critic and The Simpsons?  He outwits Ranier Wolfcastle with the ol' "Your shoe's untied" (and McBain is shown much later in the evening, "On clozer inspection, zeez are LOafers") and I think it wouldn't take much more to fool Romero
 
2020-09-27 12:25:43 AM  

RandolphCarter: Costa passed his PED tests?


For instance with the meme thing, Costa tweeted Adesanya that he hasnt been tested in over a year. In reality he had been tested
 
2020-09-27 12:25:49 AM  

wesmon: phimuskapsi: wesmon: phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?

Israel. He's amazing to watch

Costa for me. Israel is an amazing fighter but his arrogance rubs me wrong. McGregor 2.0

Not for nothing but Costa can come across the same way, except he hasn't earned it.

Costa much more embraces the fact that he is a meme. A lot of what he puts out is a joke.


Which, I can appreciate. I think that like Uke said, Israel is just funnier. 

Look at his build too in comparison to Costa. The fact that he's been the champ and survived 3 challenges with that build speaks to his skillset. He's LETHAL, but doesn't have the bulk that guys do in his division.
 
2020-09-27 12:26:37 AM  
Adesanya locks up Ugly Tattoo of the Night Bonus
 
2020-09-27 12:26:49 AM  
Paris Hilton is chiming in?  Damn girl, go back to enjoying your million$ outside my reality zone.
 
2020-09-27 12:27:34 AM  
It bothers me a great deal when non Aussies like Anik pronounce it "Melbin" and I'm not even sure why...
 
2020-09-27 12:27:44 AM  

psychicdeath99: Adesanya locks up Ugly Tattoo of the Night Bonus


I gotta say, I really dig the 'heart of Africa' tattoo on his chest.
 
2020-09-27 12:29:55 AM  
One of these days Bruce is going to have a stroke right in the cage. 

HERE WE GO!
 
2020-09-27 12:31:47 AM  
My bladder just stupidly piped up with "Gotta pee?" and my brain immediately responded "NOPE!"  I'll piss in the sink down here betwixt rounds because I'm not missing a second of this!
 
2020-09-27 12:32:47 AM  
Hahah I love the way this fight is going so far.
 
2020-09-27 12:32:55 AM  
Adesanya is slowly giving Costa stripes!
 
2020-09-27 12:32:59 AM  
that leg is going to be hurting if this goes past 2 rounds
 
2020-09-27 12:34:06 AM  
"Romero" Yeah, Costa, Yoel didn't win that...don't emulate him!
 
2020-09-27 12:34:09 AM  
Ok, Costa lost any support with that clowning bs.
 
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