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2020-09-26 10:00:33 PM  

2wolves: cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far

Felt kinda bad for the Bills O Line all those years.


Hell, how about my Iggles ) O line THIS year???
 
2020-09-26 10:00:49 PM  

wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV

I really need to look into switching over to that


The one I use is 10 Euros a month (well, if you buy in 3 month packages.  12.50 Euros for a single month, or 75 euros a year. )   Just looked it up, that's $11.63 in dollars
 
2020-09-26 10:01:24 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far


One Scott Norwood away from winning one of those SBs
 
2020-09-26 10:01:35 PM  

Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far

Felt kinda bad for the Bills O Line all those years.

Hell, how about my Iggles ) O line THIS year???


Have they moved out of Pennsylvania?
 
2020-09-26 10:01:59 PM  

psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV

I really need to look into switching over to that

The one I use is 10 Euros a month (well, if you buy in 3 month packages.  12.50 Euros for a single month, or 75 euros a year. )   Just looked it up, that's $11.63 in dollars


What is the service called?
 
2020-09-26 10:02:17 PM  

psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV

I really need to look into switching over to that

The one I use is 10 Euros a month (well, if you buy in 3 month packages.  12.50 Euros for a single month, or 75 euros a year. )   Just looked it up, that's $11.63 in dollars


Wait, is IPTV service the one where you're paying pirates for a better stolen feed?  Like RealDebrid?
 
2020-09-26 10:03:06 PM  
Dave & Buster's verbal plug?  I thought D&B filed for trumpruptcy.
 
2020-09-26 10:03:11 PM  

wesmon: cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far

One Scott Norwood away from winning one of those SBs


A big, relatively not well hidden secret, is that the Bills of that era were incredible partiers. At least 2 of the super bowls were likely affected by too many late nights before the big night.
 
2020-09-26 10:04:06 PM  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV

I really need to look into switching over to that

The one I use is 10 Euros a month (well, if you buy in 3 month packages.  12.50 Euros for a single month, or 75 euros a year. )   Just looked it up, that's $11.63 in dollars

Wait, is IPTV service the one where you're paying pirates for a better stolen feed?  Like RealDebrid?


I just use a VPN and one of the popular stream sites. There are so many alternatives now days.
 
2020-09-26 10:04:16 PM  

wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV

I really need to look into switching over to that

The one I use is 10 Euros a month (well, if you buy in 3 month packages.  12.50 Euros for a single month, or 75 euros a year. )   Just looked it up, that's $11.63 in dollars

What is the service called?


Iconic Streams
 
2020-09-26 10:04:41 PM  

2wolves: Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far

Felt kinda bad for the Bills O Line all those years.

Hell, how about my Iggles ) O line THIS year???

Have they moved out of Pennsylvania?


Nah, I describe myself as living in "The Jersey Side of Philly".  Aside from that, 195 cuts the state from East to West and that's basically the dividing line betwixt Philly Teams and NYC Teams.  I'm all Philly sports (but don't give a fark about basketball - I don't understand why the game isn't 2 minutes long since that's the only part of the game that's exciting if the score is close)
 
2020-09-26 10:05:27 PM  

phimuskapsi: wesmon: cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far

One Scott Norwood away from winning one of those SBs

A big, relatively not well hidden secret, is that the Bills of that era were incredible partiers. At least 2 of the super bowls were likely affected by too many late nights before the big night.


Isn't that most teams back then? See Lawrence Taylor.
Meanwhile Marv Levy is still alive
 
2020-09-26 10:05:47 PM  

2wolves: Dave & Buster's verbal plug?  I thought D&B filed for trumpruptcy.


I STRONGLY approve this new verbiage xD
 
2020-09-26 10:07:04 PM  

psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV

I really need to look into switching over to that

The one I use is 10 Euros a month (well, if you buy in 3 month packages.  12.50 Euros for a single month, or 75 euros a year. )   Just looked it up, that's $11.63 in dollars

What is the service called?

Iconic Streams


Definitely going to check it out
 
2020-09-26 10:10:05 PM  

phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV

I really need to look into switching over to that

The one I use is 10 Euros a month (well, if you buy in 3 month packages.  12.50 Euros for a single month, or 75 euros a year. )   Just looked it up, that's $11.63 in dollars

Wait, is IPTV service the one where you're paying pirates for a better stolen feed?  Like RealDebrid?

I just use a VPN and one of the popular stream sites. There are so many alternatives now days.


You just reminded me to make sure that my NAS also has a VPN and proxy server installed so my cousin in Moscow can watch good ol' Murican TVs
 
2020-09-26 10:10:46 PM  

2wolves: Dave & Buster's verbal plug?  I thought D&B filed for trumpruptcy.


You win the thread with trumpruptcy. I like that you didn't even capitalize it, he doesn't deserve it
 
2020-09-26 10:10:57 PM  

wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV

I really need to look into switching over to that

The one I use is 10 Euros a month (well, if you buy in 3 month packages.  12.50 Euros for a single month, or 75 euros a year. )   Just looked it up, that's $11.63 in dollars

What is the service called?

Iconic Streams

Definitely going to check it out


I just switched to them recently.  So far so good, and the app I use allows split screen, so I can watch up to 4 programs at once.  Although in practice, I've only tried two at once when there were Bellator and UFC overlapping, and even then I used 720p feeds instead of 1080p to reduce buffering.
 
2020-09-26 10:15:16 PM  

wesmon: 2wolves: Dave & Buster's verbal plug?  I thought D&B filed for trumpruptcy.

You win the thread with trumpruptcy. I like that you didn't even capitalize it, he doesn't deserve it


I noticed that lowercase t as well and wholly approve for the very same reason!
 
2020-09-26 10:16:12 PM  
 
2020-09-26 10:18:09 PM  
Zubaira Tukhugov is not a real name!  Gene Roddenberry created that name for some alien general, didn't he?
 
2020-09-26 10:18:15 PM  

wesmon: Haha Dana is so petty.

https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/s​tatus/1310012248207880192


"Over hear". 

I wish I was dumb enough and mean enough to be worth millions.
 
2020-09-26 10:21:58 PM  
how many people missed weight for this event?
 
2020-09-26 10:23:11 PM  

dr_blasto: how many people missed weight for this event?


I'm pretty sure it's just the two fights we've seen now
 
2020-09-26 10:23:32 PM  
Well.  My evening has been made.

Thank you one and all.
 
2020-09-26 10:24:50 PM  

dr_blasto: how many people missed weight for this event?


two.  Tukhugov and Klein, by 4 pounds each
 
2020-09-26 10:26:16 PM  
10-9 Dawodu
 
2020-09-26 10:27:08 PM  
four pounds? gah
 
2020-09-26 10:29:10 PM  

phimuskapsi: wesmon: cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far

One Scott Norwood away from winning one of those SBs

A big, relatively not well hidden secret, is that the Bills of that era were incredible partiers. At least 2 of the super bowls were likely affected by too many late nights before the big night.


They used to go to Big Tree after practices.

And the first SB was in Miami I think. Four Falls of Buffalo seems to support your opinion
 
2020-09-26 10:31:03 PM  

2wolves: Well.  My evening has been made.

Thank you one and all.


Indeed!  I've already gotten my no money's worth and this Main is off to a great start!
 
2020-09-26 10:31:03 PM  
Tukhugov head movement and footwork is impressive.
 
2020-09-26 10:32:10 PM  
19-19
 
2020-09-26 10:32:11 PM  
10-9 Dawodu   20-18

Tukhugov needs a KO
 
2020-09-26 10:36:35 PM  
lol, ref calling him out for his pottymouth
 
2020-09-26 10:36:47 PM  
Hahaha! "No Cussing!"
 
2020-09-26 10:37:16 PM  

wesmon: Tukhugov head movement and footwork is impressive.


It's his speed that's impressing me but this fight has got it all!  What a start!
 
2020-09-26 10:37:39 PM  
Dawodu getting pissed his opponent keeps running and doesn't do anything
 
2020-09-26 10:38:11 PM  
LET'S farkING FIGHT!
 
2020-09-26 10:38:45 PM  
30-27 Dawodu
 
2020-09-26 10:38:59 PM  
29-28 Dawodu. Tukhugov did nothing but run in round 3
 
2020-09-26 10:39:48 PM  
Man, I can't believe that was a split at all. The 30-27 was the correct card.
 
2020-09-26 10:40:39 PM  

phimuskapsi: Man, I can't believe that was a split at all. The 30-27 was the correct card.


Hot damn, are you there on Fight Island?!  I'm JUST hearing the scores now
 
2020-09-26 10:41:58 PM  
First round was close, but no idea how one judge gave two rounds to Tukhugov
 
2020-09-26 10:42:58 PM  

Farkin' Uke: phimuskapsi: Man, I can't believe that was a split at all. The 30-27 was the correct card.

Hot damn, are you there on Fight Island?!  I'm JUST hearing the scores now


lol. I'm in the US, and all my video traffic is going by way of encrypted tunnel to Austria.
 
2020-09-26 10:43:04 PM  

psychicdeath99: First round was close, but no idea how one judge gave two rounds to Tukhugov


Will they ever fix MMA judging problems? I guess it is still better than boxing which is straight up corrupt
 
2020-09-26 10:44:53 PM  

wesmon: psychicdeath99: First round was close, but no idea how one judge gave two rounds to Tukhugov

Will they ever fix MMA judging problems? I guess it is still better than boxing which is straight up corrupt


I'm fine with judges being all over the place on a close round, but sometimes a round is very clear and they still buffoon it.
 
2020-09-26 10:45:42 PM  

psychicdeath99: First round was close, but no idea how one judge gave two rounds to Tukhugov


Maybe they gave it to him for his superior cardio.
 
2020-09-26 10:46:16 PM  
That was a robbery.
 
2020-09-26 10:47:21 PM  

psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: First round was close, but no idea how one judge gave two rounds to Tukhugov

Will they ever fix MMA judging problems? I guess it is still better than boxing which is straight up corrupt

I'm fine with judges being all over the place on a close round, but sometimes a round is very clear and they still buffoon it.


You can't even blame this one on a State commission because this is in Abu Dhabi and the UFC is in control of it.
 
2020-09-26 10:48:13 PM  

BadJazz: psychicdeath99: First round was close, but no idea how one judge gave two rounds to Tukhugov

Maybe they gave it to him for his superior cardio.


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2020-09-26 10:49:23 PM  

Cecil_Peoples: That was a robbery.


What fight did you watch?
 
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