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(UFC)   Saturday Night MMA: UFC 253 with two title fights. Israel Adesanya vs Paulo Costa at middleweight, and Dominick Reyes vs Jan Blachowicz at light heavyweight. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, ESPN2 prelims at 8 PM, and PPV main card at 10 PM   (ufc.com) divider line
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2020-09-26 9:31:23 PM  

2wolves: BadJazz: Dali Sanchez strikes again...

Dali?


I read that as "His face is starting to look like a Dali painting" but that could just be my own twisted imagination and it was just a phone "autocorrect"
 
2020-09-26 9:31:29 PM  

2wolves: BadJazz: Dali Sanchez strikes again...

Dali?


Surrealist painter? Though, for my money I think he's more of a Jackson Pollack
 
2020-09-26 9:32:11 PM  

wesmon: Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Dana White is a sadist to keep booking fights for Diego. Enough already

Agreed, it's just sad and cruel now.  Next we'll be seeing Diego fight a bear in Thailand Circus Fights x(

Somehow I could actually see that happening


But then he'd have to agonize whether he wanted a sweet machete or a purple bong if he won.
 
2020-09-26 9:32:21 PM  

BadJazz: 2wolves: BadJazz: Dali Sanchez strikes again...

Dali?

Double brain fart.  I confused Jackson Pollock for Salvador Dali.


HA!  That works, too, since he left a Pollock on the canvas with his brain juices
 
2020-09-26 9:33:56 PM  

psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Dana White is a sadist to keep booking fights for Diego. Enough already

Agreed, it's just sad and cruel now.  Next we'll be seeing Diego fight a bear in Thailand Circus Fights x(

Somehow I could actually see that happening

But then he'd have to agonize whether he wanted a sweet machete or a purple bong if he won.


Oh no, Diego is getting destroyed by the bear just as bad as he just did by Matthews.  And the bear is picking the machete hands down because think about it:  A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!  I'm pretty sure he'd immediately be installed as King of Thailand after that
 
2020-09-26 9:34:17 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: BadJazz: Dali Sanchez strikes again...

Dali?

Surrealist painter? Though, for my money I think he's more of a Jackson Pollack


His nose looks like a Picasso.
 
2020-09-26 9:34:34 PM  

psychicdeath99: cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: BadJazz: Dali Sanchez strikes again...

Dali?

Surrealist painter? Though, for my money I think he's more of a Jackson Pollack

His nose looks like a Picasso.


Fair
 
2020-09-26 9:35:13 PM  
OK, last fight of the prelims means after this I won't feel as bad about watching the rest of the card in bed!
 
2020-09-26 9:35:25 PM  
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Jackson Pollock
 
2020-09-26 9:37:46 PM  

Farkin' Uke: A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!


I'd like to see a machete-weilding bear fight a bear armed with a chainsaw. We'll see who's REALLY unstoppable then!
 
2020-09-26 9:39:02 PM  
Goddammitsomuch, I jinxed myself and now the stream is pausing for like 10 seconds and jumping ahead now...
 
2020-09-26 9:39:11 PM  

dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!

I'd like to see a machete-weilding bear fight a bear armed with a chainsaw. We'll see who's REALLY unstoppable then!


So you missed UFC 7 then
 
2020-09-26 9:39:18 PM  
Dan Hardy

@danhardymma
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21m
I wonder if McGregor is feeling bad about calling him out yet?
 
2020-09-26 9:40:23 PM  

dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!

I'd like to see a machete-weilding bear fight a bear armed with a chainsaw. We'll see who's REALLY unstoppable then!


Gas powered chainsaw or electric?  This is an important difference
 
2020-09-26 9:40:52 PM  

psychicdeath99: Dan Hardy

@danhardymma
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21m
I wonder if McGregor is feeling bad about calling him out yet?


McGregor is way too coked out to feel anything
 
2020-09-26 9:41:37 PM  

psychicdeath99: Dan Hardy

@danhardymma
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21m
I wonder if McGregor is feeling bad about calling him out yet?


lol
 
2020-09-26 9:42:44 PM  

Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!

I'd like to see a machete-weilding bear fight a bear armed with a chainsaw. We'll see who's REALLY unstoppable then!

Gas powered chainsaw or electric?  This is an important difference


gas; must be a 2-stroke in slightly bad state of tune and a bit of overmixed oil so it smokes really bad. It's gotta be like a Russian aircraft carrier in there.
 
2020-09-26 9:42:59 PM  
It feels like the whole City Kickboxing roster except for Volkanovski is on this card. This is basically an Australian PPV relocated to Abu Dhabi
 
2020-09-26 9:43:52 PM  
goddamnit wanted him to hit an anaconda off that
 
2020-09-26 9:44:23 PM  
Solid 10-9 Da Silva
 
2020-09-26 9:44:53 PM  
Speaking of feeling old, the kid of a family friend recently mocked me by saying, "Well, you were born in the 1900s!" and I acted out that lil web comic with the stick guy holding up his finger about to say something then is begrudgingly forced to keep his mouth shut.  Then I was quite proud of him for a very well crafted but true insult!
 
2020-09-26 9:45:21 PM  
10-9 Da Silva
 
2020-09-26 9:45:49 PM  
MacMally

@MacMallyMMA
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29m
Diego Sanchez: I cant land a strike out there coach.

Fabia: Have you tried realigning your chakras?
 
2020-09-26 9:46:08 PM  
Riddell
 
2020-09-26 9:46:45 PM  

wesmon: Riddell


Whoops.

Riddell is going for takedowns now, that is a bad omen for a city kickboxing guy
 
2020-09-26 9:47:32 PM  

dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!

I'd like to see a machete-weilding bear fight a bear armed with a chainsaw. We'll see who's REALLY unstoppable then!

Gas powered chainsaw or electric?  This is an important difference

gas; must be a 2-stroke in slightly bad state of tune and a bit of overmixed oil so it smokes really bad. It's gotta be like a Russian aircraft carrier in there.


I had always assumed it would have been a Russian chainsaw since it would likely be a Russian bear - slugging down half a dozen bottles of vodka before it fights
 
2020-09-26 9:48:14 PM  

wesmon: wesmon: Riddell

Whoops.

Riddell is going for takedowns now, that is a bad omen for a city kickboxing guy


He seems to be standing his ground more and striking.
 
2020-09-26 9:48:46 PM  
I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life
 
2020-09-26 9:49:56 PM  
One of the problems with Pollock's work is that there is so much paint on the canvas they can't be hung on walls any longer.  The oil on some of them is sliding off the canvas.  Losing value.
 
2020-09-26 9:50:15 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: wesmon: wesmon: Riddell

Whoops.

Riddell is going for takedowns now, that is a bad omen for a city kickboxing guy

He seems to be standing his ground more and striking.


Yeah, he's got his boxing going now.
19-19
 
2020-09-26 9:50:35 PM  
10-9 Riddell  19-19
 
2020-09-26 9:51:01 PM  

dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!

I'd like to see a machete-weilding bear fight a bear armed with a chainsaw. We'll see who's REALLY unstoppable then!


Cam Soda seen taking notes...
 
2020-09-26 9:51:36 PM  

Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life


BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can
 
2020-09-26 9:52:13 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Speaking of feeling old, the kid of a family friend recently mocked me by saying, "Well, you were born in the 1900s!" and I acted out that lil web comic with the stick guy holding up his finger about to say something then is begrudgingly forced to keep his mouth shut.  Then I was quite proud of him for a very well crafted but true insult!


I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born before cell phones and the internet.
 
2020-09-26 9:53:05 PM  

phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: Speaking of feeling old, the kid of a family friend recently mocked me by saying, "Well, you were born in the 1900s!" and I acted out that lil web comic with the stick guy holding up his finger about to say something then is begrudgingly forced to keep his mouth shut.  Then I was quite proud of him for a very well crafted but true insult!

I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born before cell phones and the internet.


Welllllllllll

You probably would have had to be born before 1954 for that to be strictly true.
 
2020-09-26 9:53:57 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: Speaking of feeling old, the kid of a family friend recently mocked me by saying, "Well, you were born in the 1900s!" and I acted out that lil web comic with the stick guy holding up his finger about to say something then is begrudgingly forced to keep his mouth shut.  Then I was quite proud of him for a very well crafted but true insult!

I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born before cell phones and the internet.

Welllllllllll

You probably would have had to be born before 1954 for that to be strictly true.


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2020-09-26 9:54:42 PM  
Oh come on that was not an eye poke.
 
2020-09-26 9:54:48 PM  

wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can


The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV
 
2020-09-26 9:55:28 PM  
definitely a punch, not a Jon Jones
 
2020-09-26 9:55:53 PM  

phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born


I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.
 
2020-09-26 9:56:11 PM  
That bullsh*t rest time didn't help Da Silva at all
 
2020-09-26 9:56:33 PM  
Riddell not just cruising
 
2020-09-26 9:56:48 PM  

2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.


I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far
 
2020-09-26 9:57:21 PM  

psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV


I really need to look into switching over to that
 
2020-09-26 9:57:24 PM  
LOL Da Silva thinks he won, that's cute
 
2020-09-26 9:57:45 PM  
10-9 Riddell  29-28 Riddell
 
2020-09-26 9:57:45 PM  
Don't take your foot off the gas, you fool!  Riddell, it's one minute of your life:  GO FULL BORE!!!
 
2020-09-26 9:58:24 PM  
29-28 Riddell but it really wasnt that close
 
2020-09-26 9:59:10 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: LOL Da Silva thinks he won, that's cute


Wow, I'm REALLY far behind now.  Don't care, still not giving Dana nor ESPN a farking thin dime...
 
2020-09-26 9:59:40 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far


Felt kinda bad for the Bills O Line all those years.
 
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