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(UFC)   Saturday Night MMA: UFC 253 with two title fights. Israel Adesanya vs Paulo Costa at middleweight, and Dominick Reyes vs Jan Blachowicz at light heavyweight. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, ESPN2 prelims at 8 PM, and PPV main card at 10 PM   (ufc.com) divider line
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2020-09-26 7:52:51 PM  
I miss the sideboob.
 
2020-09-26 7:52:53 PM  
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If I were smarter/soberer I'd resize to have them side by side but is it really just me?
 
2020-09-26 8:00:06 PM  
Since I totally missed the Bellator fights I put them on TV#2 but it's baffling why the calendar wouldn't have the time the fights actually happen live and instead have a Youtube replay as the start time...
 
2020-09-26 8:02:25 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Since I totally missed the Bellator fights I put them on TV#2 but it's baffling why the calendar wouldn't have the time the fights actually happen live and instead have a Youtube replay as the start time...


The main card wasn't very good.  The earlier prelims were more fun.
 
2020-09-26 8:02:30 PM  
Those the skyscrapers in Abu Dhabi look like sex toys
 
2020-09-26 8:05:53 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: Since I totally missed the Bellator fights I put them on TV#2 but it's baffling why the calendar wouldn't have the time the fights actually happen live and instead have a Youtube replay as the start time...

The main card wasn't very good.  The earlier prelims were more fun.


It's something to watch instead of Dana's self fellation promos for the "documentary" so I'm content with that.  Hell, I was full 3/4 of the way through that stromboli but it was so dangerously delicious I had to finish.  Now I'm fat n happy and even found a marijuana lozenge in my sack of goodies so I'm over the moon!
 
2020-09-26 8:11:53 PM  

Farkin' Uke: but is it really just me?


Ears are one of the most difficult features to disguise/fake.
 
2020-09-26 8:19:40 PM  
not the most exciting round  10-9 Camur
 
2020-09-26 8:20:09 PM  
Damn, right when it started getting good there goes the horn!
 
2020-09-26 8:21:04 PM  
Reckon Knight won the round in the last few seconds
 
2020-09-26 8:23:04 PM  
I knew Knight was gonna gas with all that muscle
 
2020-09-26 8:24:34 PM  

wesmon: Reckon Knight won the round in the last few seconds


I reckon Felder is gonna fight this ref before the fight's done!
 
2020-09-26 8:25:35 PM  
oof sooooo close
 
2020-09-26 8:25:42 PM  
20-18 Knight
 
2020-09-26 8:25:56 PM  
Saved by the bell...
 
2020-09-26 8:26:21 PM  
10-9 Knight  19-19

just about snapped that arm

he's tired though
 
2020-09-26 8:26:46 PM  
Oh and FOX is still doing the hilarious(ly bad) CGI fans in the stands.  Worth a peek if you get a minute.
 
2020-09-26 8:29:45 PM  

BadJazz: Oh and FOX is still doing the hilarious(ly bad) CGI fans in the stands.  Worth a peek if you get a minute.


As a Tampa Bay Bucs fan, we needed this even before the pandemic
 
2020-09-26 8:30:53 PM  
Camur needs to do something.

and oops, he gets taken down again
 
2020-09-26 8:32:02 PM  

psychicdeath99: Camur needs to do something.

and oops, he gets taken down again


Well, to be fair, getting taken down and getting your ass beat left/right/up/down and the rest of the Konami code IS "something"
 
2020-09-26 8:32:04 PM  
30-27 Knight
 
2020-09-26 8:32:14 PM  
10-9 Knight  29-28 Knight

doesn't move him up the ladder very much, though
 
2020-09-26 8:32:58 PM  
Knight could have easily finished if he didn't gas because of his BodyBuilder physique
 
2020-09-26 8:34:26 PM  
That Eastern European ref looks like someone who kidnaps backpacker chicks
 
2020-09-26 8:34:42 PM  
I'm not sure that Holm vs....anybody is worthy of top billing of a main card
 
2020-09-26 8:35:29 PM  

wesmon: That Eastern European ref looks like someone who kidnaps backpacker chicks


OI!!!  I resemble that remark!
 
2020-09-26 8:36:07 PM  

Farkin' Uke: I'm not sure that Holm vs....anybody is worthy of top billing of a main card


Aldana is a fun fighter but Holm will probably clinch her up against the cage for five rounds and do nothing
 
2020-09-26 8:36:15 PM  
keylock attempt at the end of the second round https://twitter.com/ufc/status/​1310013​084648509440
 
2020-09-26 8:37:08 PM  

Farkin' Uke: wesmon: That Eastern European ref looks like someone who kidnaps backpacker chicks

OI!!!  I resemble that remark!


I hope it's the Eastern European part
 
2020-09-26 8:37:51 PM  
Diego's nose is messed up beyond all repair
 
2020-09-26 8:39:30 PM  

wesmon: Farkin' Uke: wesmon: That Eastern European ref looks like someone who kidnaps backpacker chicks

OI!!!  I resemble that remark!

I hope it's the Eastern European part


Well, yeah!  The sad part is that the 'Rona hasn't affected my life terribly much.  I wish I was in a position to even SEE backpacker chicks x(
 
2020-09-26 8:42:34 PM  

psychicdeath99: Diego's nose is messed up beyond all repair


I noticed that it seems to have collapsed in on itself like Michael Jackson's did although I'm pretty sure for different reasons.  Admit it - we'd all have LOVED to have seen Jacko throwing down in the Thailand Circus Fights. He and Bubbles armed with a knife against Chon Li from Bloodsport - I'd throw my money down!
 
2020-09-26 8:44:31 PM  

psychicdeath99: Diego's nose is messed up beyond all repair


yet strangely far less messed up than his brain
 
2020-09-26 8:45:49 PM  
kaBOOOM!  That was sudden.
 
2020-09-26 8:45:57 PM  
almost got pantsed!
 
2020-09-26 8:46:06 PM  
HE DEAD
 
2020-09-26 8:46:24 PM  
Ref had to pull him off, bad look
 
2020-09-26 8:46:35 PM  
HOLY shiat!!!  KA-BOOOOOOM!!!
 
2020-09-26 8:46:58 PM  
Damn, he was OUT
 
2020-09-26 8:47:25 PM  
"I'm saying it now, Klein may possibly be a contender at..."

Way to take a stand there.
 
2020-09-26 8:48:37 PM  
 
2020-09-26 8:49:40 PM  

wesmon: Ref had to pull him off, bad look


Yeah, that was kinda scary - fight was obviously over.  Hell!  He was out from the headkick and took another couple shots before his body hit the ground, then a couple more for good measure, and STILL had to be pulled off?
 
2020-09-26 8:50:52 PM  
ah shiat, didn't catch he missed weight
 
2020-09-26 8:54:23 PM  
Young is from City Kickboxing. 0-1 start for them tonight.
 
2020-09-26 9:02:13 PM  
Howdy fight farkers, it was date night, but here now!

How have the prelims been?
 
2020-09-26 9:03:08 PM  

phimuskapsi: Howdy fight farkers, it was date night, but here now!

How have the prelims been?


Couple of great finishes, the rest is skippable
 
2020-09-26 9:03:18 PM  

dr_blasto: ah shiat, didn't catch he missed weight


Yeah, very disappointing since he housed his opponent so thoroughly but in the Time of 'Rona, ya gotta take it with a grain of salt because who knows how much time he had to prepare and even make weight, y'know?
 
2020-09-26 9:05:19 PM  

phimuskapsi: Howdy fight farkers, it was date night, but here now!

How have the prelims been?


Last fight had an incredible KO and there was a highly impressive chokeout a couple fights ago.  As vague as even that is, the rest is extra forgettable
 
2020-09-26 9:06:19 PM  

Farkin' Uke: phimuskapsi: Howdy fight farkers, it was date night, but here now!

How have the prelims been?

Last fight had an incredible KO and there was a highly impressive chokeout a couple fights ago.  As vague as even that is, the rest is extra forgettable


wesmon: phimuskapsi: Howdy fight farkers, it was date night, but here now!

How have the prelims been?

Couple of great finishes, the rest is skippable


AKA, go watch twitter or search this thread for the good ones lol. Thanks guys!
 
2020-09-26 9:06:50 PM  

Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: ah shiat, didn't catch he missed weight

Yeah, very disappointing since he housed his opponent so thoroughly but in the Time of 'Rona, ya gotta take it with a grain of salt because who knows how much time he had to prepare and even make weight, y'know?


yeah, bad luck for a debut for sure. Still, great performance.
 
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