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(UFC)   Saturday Night MMA: UFC 253 with two title fights. Israel Adesanya vs Paulo Costa at middleweight, and Dominick Reyes vs Jan Blachowicz at light heavyweight. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, ESPN2 prelims at 8 PM, and PPV main card at 10 PM   (ufc.com) divider line
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2020-09-26 7:05:58 PM  
Seemingly solid 1080p stream found, Stromboli in the oven, only thing missing is beers since I didn't get a chance to run out and I think I only have two Amstels in the fridge. Oh well, just gonna be my standard scientifically formulated heroin and THC tincture tonight.

By the by, if any FFFFU members are interested in getting themselves setup with Kodi (it's how I watch all the BPVs and things on streaming services I don't wanna pay for like Lower Decks). I can hook you up on either an Amazon FireStick or just any computer or even any Android device. Depending on the response, I think some sorta chat dealie would be easiest to talk yous guys through it and answer any questions that arise. Just lemme know, FFFFU!
 
2020-09-26 7:09:07 PM  
Early contender for Ink of the Clods.
 
2020-09-26 7:09:54 PM  
Is the Bellator thing completely done?  Should I be rocking something on TV#2?
 
2020-09-26 7:15:38 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Is the Bellator thing completely done?  Should I be rocking something on TV#2?


Yup.
 
2020-09-26 7:16:09 PM  
The refs need to do a talk to every fighter "You get one warning then a point will be taken."

I clearly recall the NFL's clipping personal foul and how long it took for the players to learn.
 
2020-09-26 7:17:06 PM  

2wolves: The refs need to do a talk to every fighter "You get one warning then a point will be taken."

I clearly recall the NFL's clipping personal foul and how long it took for the players to learn.


Da fark, Bellator calendar?!?  It says it doesn't even start until 8pm on my calendar....
 
2020-09-26 7:17:23 PM  
A little late to the thread because I was watching a movie but here we go

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2020-09-26 7:18:54 PM  

Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: The refs need to do a talk to every fighter "You get one warning then a point will be taken."

I clearly recall the NFL's clipping personal foul and how long it took for the players to learn.

Da fark, Bellator calendar?!?  It says it doesn't even start until 8pm on my calendar....


?
 
2020-09-26 7:21:41 PM  
This could be a Bellator prelim
 
2020-09-26 7:21:47 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: A little late to the thread because I was watching a movie but here we go

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Greets, cameron,I offered upthread to all members of FFFFU to help them setup Kodi if'n they wish.  It gives you access to all movies, TV shows, and all BPV fights (in fact, ALL sports) for free.  I can talk you through setting it up on an Amazon FireStick, any computer, or any Android device (any jailbroken crApple device, too, but if you know how to do that, you likely don't need my help for Kodi). Offering my services to anyone that's interested.
 
2020-09-26 7:22:26 PM  

Farkin' Uke: cameroncrazy1984: A little late to the thread because I was watching a movie but here we go

[tapology.com image 320x364]

Greets, cameron,I offered upthread to all members of FFFFU to help them setup Kodi if'n they wish.  It gives you access to all movies, TV shows, and all BPV fights (in fact, ALL sports) for free.  I can talk you through setting it up on an Amazon FireStick, any computer, or any Android device (any jailbroken crApple device, too, but if you know how to do that, you likely don't need my help for Kodi). Offering my services to anyone that's interested.


Thanks for the offer, but I'm set for now.
 
2020-09-26 7:22:39 PM  
Narques really trying to roll him over
 
2020-09-26 7:22:53 PM  

2wolves: Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: The refs need to do a talk to every fighter "You get one warning then a point will be taken."

I clearly recall the NFL's clipping personal foul and how long it took for the players to learn.

Da fark, Bellator calendar?!?  It says it doesn't even start until 8pm on my calendar....

?


Bad Jazz said the Bellator fights are all done and my roktcalendar says it hasn't even started yet
 
2020-09-26 7:23:41 PM  
I have it 20-18 Marquez
 
2020-09-26 7:24:13 PM  
Bad match up.
 
2020-09-26 7:24:40 PM  

Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: The refs need to do a talk to every fighter "You get one warning then a point will be taken."

I clearly recall the NFL's clipping personal foul and how long it took for the players to learn.

Da fark, Bellator calendar?!?  It says it doesn't even start until 8pm on my calendar....

?

Bad Jazz said the Bellator fights are all done and my roktcalendar says it hasn't even started yet


Could be tape delayed in the U.S. they usually do that
 
2020-09-26 7:25:29 PM  

psychicdeath99: I have it 20-18 Marquez


Yep, that f*ck my pick and a lot of others too.
 
2020-09-26 7:26:12 PM  
another fence grab
 
2020-09-26 7:27:15 PM  

wesmon: Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: The refs need to do a talk to every fighter "You get one warning then a point will be taken."

I clearly recall the NFL's clipping personal foul and how long it took for the players to learn.

Da fark, Bellator calendar?!?  It says it doesn't even start until 8pm on my calendar....

?

Bad Jazz said the Bellator fights are all done and my roktcalendar says it hasn't even started yet

Could be tape delayed in the U.S. they usually do that


As far as I know Paramount isn;'t having it.  It was a Youtube stream
 
2020-09-26 7:29:09 PM  
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Oh HELL YEAH!  Think it's gonna be a GREAT NIGHT, fellas!!!  (Just wish the second TV could have been the Bellator fights)
 
2020-09-26 7:30:19 PM  
30-27 Marques

that fight was bad.  Hopefully that means main card will rock
 
2020-09-26 7:31:42 PM  
Regional MMA for sure
 
2020-09-26 7:31:43 PM  

psychicdeath99: 30-27 Marques

that fight was bad.  Hopefully that means main card will rock


Yeah, obvious mismatch there.  Glad this is the fight I barely paid attention to because I was heating up dinner
 
2020-09-26 7:32:49 PM  
Someone won that fight and it certainly wasn't us.
 
2020-09-26 7:33:06 PM  

2wolves: Someone won that fight and it certainly wasn't us.


Is it weird that I read that in Tom Servo's voice?
 
2020-09-26 7:33:46 PM  
Great, now Dana's gonna be bombarding us with commercials where he's sucking his own dick for the idea of Fight Island.....
 
2020-09-26 7:34:33 PM  
I see the earlier this week Diego Sanchez called out Conor McGregor and McGregor called for the fight.

Dana White responded by saying the UFC should have their license pulled if they make that fight
 
2020-09-26 7:34:56 PM  
Oh, and Marques in early lead for Ugly Tattoo of the night


I'm on a voice chat for the first two fights and not posting much here yet
 
2020-09-26 7:36:47 PM  
This is gonna be a fun fat guy fight.
 
2020-09-26 7:37:15 PM  

wesmon: I see the earlier this week Diego Sanchez called out Conor McGregor and McGregor called for the fight.

Dana White responded by saying the UFC should have their license pulled if they make that fight


So.....McGregor is just "retiring" between his fights now?
 
2020-09-26 7:39:06 PM  
The understandably unpopular "Church Soundtrack" walkout music...
 
2020-09-26 7:39:28 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: Someone won that fight and it certainly wasn't us.

Is it weird that I read that in Tom Servo's voice?


On Fark that doesn't qualify as slightly odd.
 
2020-09-26 7:39:46 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: This is gonna be a fun fat guy fight.


One dude is qualifying for "fat guy" a hell of a lot more than the other!
 
2020-09-26 7:40:25 PM  
Oh ffs, Texas has tied the game after being down 56-41 with 3:13 left, which is going to further preempt my beloved Cardinals of St. Louis vs. the dreaded Sewers of Milwaukee.
 
2020-09-26 7:41:55 PM  
Oh my!  It's beer o'clock!
 
2020-09-26 7:42:31 PM  
Hughes:  "Hypno Jiggles, ACTIVATE!"
 
2020-09-26 7:43:06 PM  
Well, just on sight I'm glad I picked Espino in this one.
 
2020-09-26 7:43:46 PM  
is today international fence-grabbing day or something?
 
2020-09-26 7:43:51 PM  
It would appear that fence grabbing is not illegal on Fight Island
 
2020-09-26 7:45:07 PM  

dr_blasto: is today international fence-grabbing day or something?


Farkin' Uke: It would appear that fence grabbing is not illegal on Fight Island


I like how everyone called it out that time.
 
2020-09-26 7:46:01 PM  
oh shiat, that's not a normal submission
 
2020-09-26 7:46:04 PM  
nice choke!
 
2020-09-26 7:46:57 PM  

psychicdeath99: nice choke!


Highly impressive!  And so fast that I totally missed it live
 
2020-09-26 7:47:30 PM  
Holy sh&t
 
2020-09-26 7:48:10 PM  
 
2020-09-26 7:48:14 PM  
Tossed Hughes around with little effort.
 
2020-09-26 7:48:45 PM  
Holy shiat!  Is Juan Espino an actor?  I swear there was a show on FX where Juan Espino plays a former wrestler known as The Bear (El Oso) that moves into selling crack in the 80s.  SNOWFALL!  Good show if anybody's interested but I'm pretty sure that's him...
 
2020-09-26 7:49:04 PM  
I dunno why I thought that fight would go 2 rounds.
 
2020-09-26 7:49:11 PM  
that's the angriest kesa gatame I've seen, lol.
 
2020-09-26 7:50:13 PM  
No more socially distanced post-fight interviews I see
 
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